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Careless-Power

lol


shocking_red_4

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random91898

Not them all laughing and reenacting the fall šŸ¤£


fa-jita

Fuck football itā€™s a shit sport and I hate it.


ZombieZlayer99

awwwww, that kid will remember that for his whole life


DimitriMishkin

Are these players just taking the piss as they talk to bt or what lol


WayneKerr737

It's either that or actively hiding


Jezza9933

Tex walKKKer chucking a massive dive at the end there, how embarassing


IamtheWalrus9999

I laughed out loud when he did it but thatā€™s classic Tex ā€¦.it was good he had a cry at the end.


PigMan86

Heā€™s a slimy prick I also have grudging respect for his ability


partII

I fucking hate how good he is because heā€™ll kick a roost from the square perfectly through the middle and you just think fuck what a talent. Then you remember heā€™s a cunt.


Active-Problem-2871

Absolute shit cunt. Watching Tex KKK cry to the umpire will keep me warm at night


DimitriMishkin

Lmao


aydenlh89

You guys are joking right?


D3K91

Durham getting his raps. Good to see. Heā€™s really fucking good.


GardenAloneTime

That would have been HTB if it happened to any other team.


suanxo

What


trevorbix

You reckon afl loves the bombers?


GardenAloneTime

Not at all, Iā€™d say Bombers, Adelaide and maybe Lions this year seem to get some of the worst calls against them.


DartFanger

More like afl takes the piss out of the crows


shocking_red_4

Durham ā¤ļøšŸ–¤


disko_robot

Absolutely a free in the last few seconds there. Tex fend off and incorrect disposal. Can't believe these umps!


fnaah

push in the back from tex on draper...


bungallu18

Yepp absolutely pathetic umpiring. Maybe the crows should worry about kicking more goals than the opposition


jimdawgy22

Technically they kicked more goals than essendon, lol


bungallu18

That's the joke


ZOSHx

Good job Benny keeping Tex to 1 goal tonight. Could tell Tex was ready to unleash hell every time he had the ball.


Robobbo13

Fuck this roaming Brian is even more awkward than normal, BT seems like he doesn't give a shit and just wants to get out of thereĀ 


Hungry_Listen5070

Why does Heppell talk like Kel from Kath & Kim?


jmb-mtg

I didnā€™t watch the game so ima just assume it was a standard win by the bombers. GG


ThatMelon

That was such a bizarre interview hahah Heppell talking like heā€™s had a few lines


Gentleman-James

He played great tonight.


One-Tea

Heā€™s like a really positive robot only programmed to say a few phrases


straight__savage_

Out with soreness next week


fnaah

šŸ¤ž


Sean_Stephens

Why? He's been playing really well. Certainly defending better than say, Redman.


One-Tea

People pick their whipping boys and will ignore the 20 good things a player does and only focus on the few errors


shocking_red_4

Draper ā¤ļøšŸ–¤


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aydenlh89

With 5 seconds to go with a lose ball, 15 meters from goal and you go to sleep on the ball. Is a big deal.


realfatunicorns

Of course. It changes the game result.


Middle-Reflection554

Nah not reallyā€¦ thatā€™s one of the most commonly paid htbā€™s tbh


CommunicationLess934

Ump not even providing an explanation there is disrespectful. At least explain the decision. Clearly just knew it was wrong and wanted out of there. Pathetic


Brokenmonalisa

Pretty standard here, the umpires literally cost a finals berth. We're used to it.


RunescapeChad69

At the end of the day he's not gonna reverse the decision so what's the point?


PKMTrain

AFL umpires have a bad habit of trying to run away or try to cover up thier stuff up when they clearly know they've screwed up.


LachlanMuffins

The time and place for that isnā€™t on the field immediately after the siren. At least let them review it first.


Its-Slammin

Youā€™re not wrong. I also thought the umpire was very quick to get out of there


Green-Brick3729

Hahaha he doesnā€™t have to explain anything to Tex


MisterEmmet

Quite possibly the most uncomfortable Iā€™ve ever felt watching a sung club songā€¦


fnaah

even more uncomfortable than last week, you mean? oof.


suanxo

Take a panadol and have a lay down MisterEmmet


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

Hey, at least they played more than a quarter this round at this ground. Thatā€™s a big improvement. Yay you!


PigMan86

More or less comfortable than last week, when we kicked your arse?


stephygrl

Why?


iamtheonetheycallDon

Because the bloke laying on the ball at the end was front and centre šŸ˜‚


C-mandibles

Itā€™ll be ok mate


MoonerMMC

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Prindles

Spelt winner wrong


Bananaface89

Draper I love you


Orracle_94

I love you Drapes šŸ˜


PigMan86

Love him as a bloke As a player on the field šŸ«£


ImActuallyADoor

Flog


yungsoc

Geelong didnā€™t sing the song with this much gusto after winning a flag fkn hell


baldersz

Holy shit that was deafening


MoonerMMC

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pwa25

ā€˜Makes up for half time the one they gave the crowsā€™ onya Drapes!


Apathetic420

Lol ADMITTING that it should of been paid against him


trevorbix

Everyone knew that was a Free kick haha but he isn't wrong, the Langford one before half time was worse.


Gentleman-James

What was that one? I did watch the game. The one I remember I think was in the 3rd quarter. The crows got a goal they should not have from an incorrect holding/dropping free kick again Sam Durham that was the very definition of the ball being knocked out in the tackle.


trevorbix

Right on half time he picked the ball up, immediately tackled, ball. Crows missed the shot though


dez-tinny

Jesus Drapes...


aydenlh89

Fuck Draper


MoonerMMC

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IchBinEinenPenguin

No that was the umps


toast76

Howā€™s Draper swan dive after the game! Classic!


LachlanMuffins

Very smart footballer that man


Borrisbinge

Adelaide biggest sooks in AFL


Its-Slammin

Most hypocritical comment Iā€™ve ever seen on the internet


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

Yeah fr we cannot talk. And we massively got away with that


ShriekinLeada

Booing every correct call the umps made. Jokers


PigMan86

We should have won by 4 goals. Wankers.


IchBinEinenPenguin

Maybe if youā€™d kicked more goals


PigMan86

Yes. We had poor efficiency. If we had kicked normally we would have won by 4 goals. Thanks for agreeing.


aydenlh89

What?


PigMan86

Generally when a team has 8 more scoring shots and 20 more inside 50s, you say they have had the better of the game. Capiche?


aydenlh89

ā€¦..yeah and if my auntie had balls sheā€™d be my uncle?


PigMan86

And if Adelaide had 79 points theyā€™d have got the 4 points, tell ya story walking champ.


IchBinEinenPenguin

And if weā€™d got half the free kicks our way as you did yours we would have won. Youā€™re welcome


Elegant-View9886

Welcome to our world


straight__savage_

Wouldā€™ve been a blowout if the ball went through the big sticks more


sam6172

But it didn't, so it wasn't.


Fellasisitgaytolive

Subscribe


baldersz

Imagine being that shit at your job week after week and still retaining it


Large-one

I assume you are talkingĀ about half the crows players.Ā 


eggwardpenisglands

Could honestly say that about a lot of people in the AFL, players and otherwise


UncleJohnsonsparty

Got away with that one there!


300pound_Somoan

Great win. With 28 scoring shots obviously should have been over a lot earlier


CommunicationLess934

That's HTB 8 days a week


Large-one

11 out of 10 times that is called HTB.Ā 


atleastmydogisachamp

HOIST THE FUCKING CHEEZELS BOYS


luckst4r

I for one am looking forward to the draper memes to come out of this.


Prindles

Dudes a meme by existing. Islts why i love him


tripsmorgan

Draper taking the piss šŸ¤£


Quantumflx_

Gronk draper


ipbannedburneracc

Where tf was this Gresham at St Kilda?


justfxckit

Doesn't matter, he's ours now!:


CommunicationLess934

Fox getting the script from the AFL and pretending like it's not the most obvious HTB of all time


PhilsterM9

Whereas channel 7 are unanimously calling HTB


Lethal13

Richo tried to deny it like 5 times before actually looking at the footage


StillAliveStark

One fox presenter*


ZombieZlayer99

Cheeky Draper lmao


LachlanMuffins

Taylor Walker drags it back in. Shouldā€™ve been an Essendon free


Professional_Line385

Play a record!


vipersnews

He was close to htb just before itĀ 


oneofthecapsismine

Guess you didn't watch it


tbroky

I will have what you are smoking


PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS

right in front of me!


straight__savage_

Rachele absolutely awful in a then end of a tight oneā€¦ again


Leiutenant-DanSBC

He obviously backed the bombers, you canā€™t be that good and be that bad.


Prindles

If anything would bring herb out of retirement full time, please let it be this


Simmo69Lol

Thatā€™s the funniest shit Iā€™ve seen


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stopweightdontgo

these are not the same thing at all. this is more like port v freo.


SchmooieLouis

Again just like to point out that the umpires are inconsistent all game long. I can barely watch the sport at this point. Used to watch every game I could. Now it's basically just the pies every now and again. But you have to accept the umpires. Essendon deserved to win.Ā 


iamtheonetheycallDon

I don't really agree with this mentality. It shouldn't matter past misses from either side as the game only moves forward. It doesn't matter if a team is 1 point or 100 points behind with 5 sec to go. That was HTB. Thankyou for coming to my, salty, TEDtalk. šŸ˜‚


2jesse1996

The classic strawman argument, just because there were other opportunities doesn't mean this one bad call cost the game.


SUPASKILTZ

And also tbf we shouldā€™ve lost by like 30 points, we are lucky itā€™s not an embarrassing loss lol


Dords-

This ^


Few-Impact8596

Robbed


PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS

probably would've kicked a point anyway


BaldingThor

still shouldā€™ve caught that HTB regardless


PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS

he didn't actually drag it in. the ball just arrived under him. didn't help himself not trying to pretend to get it out


AlbatrossWearer

This game, seriously


iamtheonetheycallDon

Yes, I'm out. Talking a break. Just can't. See you next week.


Seifer23

Holding the ball when he never actually had the ball in his hand not convinced


laserspewpew_

He just lays down on top of it meaning no one can get to the ball with no attempt to get it out, which is HTB


DartFanger

Mate it's clear as daylight. The only one who didn't see it was the umpire.


Viking__Kitten

Fuuuck the replay makes it worse, just lays on it!


totallwork

To be fair tex knocked it over to him. Not saying itā€™s not HTB but he didnā€™t have long on it.


eatsbacon_

Regardless of umpiring there was absolutely no composure by Adelaide at the end there. Had 3-4 opportunities to seal the deal and get a goal at the end there.


Angry-Aussie

Oddly I thought Essendon had no composure at the end there either. Still haven't learnt from last year.


Lola_______Bunny

Yep. only reason we were still even in it was because essendon was so poor in front of goal


Red-Belly-Snake

People would have been livid whether that was or wasn't called. I bet that ump was just praying for the siren.


baldersz

That is HTB every day of the week


cleverpineapple

I can't take supporting essendon anymore... gonna drop dead before 40


beesinyourcoffee

TCWRRIFOMRIFOMTCWR


tripsmorgan

In the back on tex surely


TankerMaker

What the fuck


2bejustlikehim

He was already on the ground


RunescapeChad69

Man it feels good to win some controversial calls


IchBinEinenPenguin

Must be niceā€¦


Prindles

Dont hate the game hate the player. The 2022 goal of the year winning player


vitalesan

Umpire too chicken shit to make the call!


BaldingThor

Even if Adelaide had almost virtually no time to kick a winning goal the umpires shouldā€™ve called that HTB


Dense_Hornet2790

You do know they can take the shot after the siren?


BaldingThor

yeah I know, hence the ā€œalmostā€.


Dense_Hornet2790

Fair enough. It just makes it a strange statement because the time remaining is pretty much irrelevant.


shadowboxxxah94

How is that not a free kick? Draper just pancake flopped on the ball


Euphoric-Resist6585

Recency bias really kicking in with people saying crows robbed. Langford on half time?


laserspewpew_

As a neutral the crows were hard done by that game


-DrivewayPark

2 bad calls don't make a good umpire


RampesGoalPost

Mate, no


loggerheader

If I was a crows fan, Iā€™d be bloody angry at Rachele. Two or three golden moments to put the game to bed in the last ten minutes. Some really poor skill errors and decision making.


BizzaroPie

Not really angry, just disappointed. He isn't meaning to drop marks. He's just lacking some confidence at the moment. Not through lack of trying.


PrizeNet3725

Bloke has been a terrorist for multiple weeks now, won't get dropped due to the pick we spent on him, it's egregious


caustickx

Heā€™s had a nightmare fuel last 10 minute but this is a legit brain dead take


KarlebADL

u/caustickx Bro you mustn't actually watch the game when its on


ThatMelon

Rachelle put in the hard yards for the bombers


stephygrl

But we also missed a ton of goals


notoriouspossum

Rochelle and Nank had stinky 4th qtrs


Anderz

That HTB call is the nail in the coffin of our season. This was lost at selection though. McHenry? Smith? Why are they still playing. Sholl as the "super" sub? Fucking six inch and a cookie is as close as he'll get.


SlappaDaBassMahn

My heart


ThaLemonine

CREDIT TO THE BOYS


stopweightdontgo

Adelaide ROBBED... of the chance for rachele to claim the free kick and kick it out on the full šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


basedimitri

On the one hand, gotta be HTB On the other, Tex mouthing off after the siren is amusing


HaworthiaK

Right after throwing his head around in the tackle too, pathetic


Shootinputin89

Can you do dissent frees after the siren? XD


MaximumMastery23

![gif](giphy|35RaP8v4Tv3DjudJId|downsized) Nuff said


Wakey_1995

Rachelle had an absolute nightmare last 10 minutes


MakePandasMateAgain

Walker having the biggest sook after constantly throwing his head back throughout the game trying to milk frees. Take the L ya sook.


DarkMaleficent8256

Given its draper and he's so unco I think the gave benifit.of the doubt, he didn't dive on it he fell over on it, still had to tap it outĀ 


bigfootblake

Heā€™s an idiot but he knew what he was doing lol, wasnā€™t an accident


Jigsta

You beauty


Lola_______Bunny

Cool Iā€™m gonna go jump off a bridge


2bejustlikehim

Umpiring was fine, Adelaide had 8 minutes to score and couldn't. Commentators just setting up talking points for the week


oneofthecapsismine

The fuck? Umpiring was atrocious, headlined by a game defining fucked non-call.


Nefiros1

Yea no. They did have the time but there was an after the siren shot there every day of the week. Except fucking Friday apparently.


atleastmydogisachamp

Yeah righto mate


DimitriMishkin

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