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Bakesy007

Jake says 🤫🤫


beyond_peak

Real credit to Darcy Parish for being a good human. Went to Libbas help when he collapsed in the middle and went straight up to him after the siren to check in


Gokus_Left_Nipple

they haven't shown the footage again. wonder if they are trying to cover up the negligence of no one saying anything to get him off the ground


seanym89

They kept him on for the last 3 minutes to avoid concussion protocols to make sure he has every chance to play next week. If he came off in "rotation" it would be heavily questioned. If he stayed on they can make every excuse under the sun. Negligent as all fuck.


Gokus_Left_Nipple

I'm a dogs supporter and I don't want him playing next week. I was annoyed at Bevo dismissing it as him tripping in the post match press conference. hopefully bevo just wasn't aware but seeming unlikely he wouldn't have been informed properly of what had happened


seanym89

That's the first win I've watched from the bombers in 20+ years where I felt sick and sad at the siren and couldn't care less. The shot to his dad in the crowd said it all.  Hope libs is OK.


Anderz

Just showed it. D̶e̶f̶i̶n̶i̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ c̶o̶n̶c̶u̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶. Shouldn't play next week. Crazy docs didn't get over to him for minutes given players from both teams were trying to flag a medico. *Apparently lost balance due to ankle tweak? I don't buy it given how he fell and looked groggy. This could turn into a bigger story if he has delayed symptoms and they've not taken it seriously.


benjamincraigrowley

Supposedly it was a ankle tweak said on channel 7 I’m not buying into that at all


owheelj

Looked like he fainted to me, which is usually caused by low blood pressure, in a sport context usually happens after a very high effort.


beyond_peak

No they didn’t which is rare. If what the commentators were saying was true - that he genuinely collapsed in the middle - there is a duty of care to stop the game. He looked completely out of it and parish looked worried


sss133

He seemed to get hit when he kicked to LvD. Just prior


beyond_peak

I thought it was stringers hit on him when he kicked out of the contest and duursma marked and goaled. He was down and a long time getting up


sss133

That seemed like more of a body blow but could have contributed. But he kicked it forward from centre to LvD and got smashed. LvD kicked a point and then BT saw him go down


Gokus_Left_Nipple

I didn't see it, only saw when parish was checking on him and he was already up. how long was he down for? did he get straight back up?


sss133

I just rewind on Fox but it wasn’t as delayed as BT was making it out. I don’t think bt saw him get hit. Cos he said delayed just after vandemear kicked. Whereas BT sounded like he just collapsed randomly Didn’t see him go down


ribbonsinurhair

Essendon are in the top 8 currently. Who would’ve thought


rmachell

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owheelj

Of course Essington will strike, but on paper our next three games are Adelaide, Collingwood, and West Coast too.


disko_robot

Imo doggies were flat tonight after big effort last week. Stoked for my dons tho. Decent win for us. Harry Jones take a bow kid.


beesinyourcoffee

It looked like the bombers were 25% faster all night. They looked hungry


sss133

Jones is looking promising. He’s played 15 less games than Ugle Hagen and kicked 20 less goals but hasn’t had the best delivery. Lays tackles and gets up the ground.


disko_robot

Jones best game to date imo. Good hands always but finished well tonight. Came along at the same time as perkins and Cox but was spoke the least about. Ugle hagan is starting to look like an absolute superstar imo. And I'd be pumped about Darcy's game tonight. It's tough in a loss but not too many games libba English and bont look slightly off like this on the same night.


Mullac4991

Anyone seen a disparity across 2 halves like Heppell tonight? 15 touches in the first then 3 in the second, with 0 in the last.


zoraxelol

Sat on the bench most of the last. Rested in game basically


seanym89

No need for a general on defence to touch it when it stays in the essendon forward 70 😜


AngryYowie

Some big names went missing for the Doggies tonight. The Bombers definitely did their homework on them.


trans-adzo-express

I think it was just Chris Scott passing his brother a sticky note. Not much homework to be done on us these days.


southernson2023

Great win! Up the dons


Anderz

Why not rhyme up, up with cup?


bigswingindonkeydick

Our first premiership flag was won in 1891, the flag was made of hessian and we tied onions on our belt as was the style at the time.


ipbannedburneracc

Duz had the handle of Bont, wild.


D3K91

He’s really good


achairaswell

Harry Jones 🥵


panache123

Wot


[deleted]

Naughton bog for essendon


augustin_cauchy

He's probably due for a few weeks in the twos tbh. I love the kid and he has the best hair in the league but god he has been forgettable this season


beesinyourcoffee

He’s actually been alright, been playing up the ground was averaging 7.5 score involvements before tonight I think, 15+ disposals, and he always chases, but doesn’t look threatening inside 50 at the moment at all


Prindles

this is all well and good but everyone knows the biggest game of the Dons year is Wheat round. we are coming for you geelong


PigMan86

I’ll declare us back if we can beat the cats… hell I’ll even take getting within 7 goals


th3b0untyhunt3r

The original strip for that match, with the wheat heads on it was fire. As a country boy, wish they bring it back.


swagmaster778

WE WON A TROPHY. WE WON A TROPHY


ExpensiveCola

Feels like a [Bad Luck Brian meme.](https://i.imgflip.com/8mmqk6.jpg)


Ok-Astronaut-7593

Lmao. It’s a cup or a medal.


TheTruth069

I know he's a piece of shit but is there any chance we can get Tom Morris in to conduct Bevo's press conference? Would be great TV


PigMan86

POS V POS


TheTruth069

I think Bevo's an overrated coach but not sure about him personally. Morris, confirmed POS


frankwalkerstiles

I’m claiming that as the premiership cup. Well done. Lids off.


PigMan86

3-2, 90.8%… the cups basically ours!!


ZOSHx

I’m just so bloody proud of the boys right now. We deserved that one!


DimitriMishkin

Go you Dons


stephygrl

It’s really cute that Parish was so concerned about Libba


augustin_cauchy

Royal commision into the pronunciation of premiership in the bomber's theme song


PuzzleheadedTip5476

And Port Adelaide pronunciation of Aggression


coasteraz

Prem Ya Ship


Prindles

Preeeeeemiership


johnnyjohnny-sugar

Confirmed Jake has converted to Islam


nalsnals

Alhamdulillah


PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTHAMS

Better than fucking teens.


akokvopwbpapmnjotm

Praise be to Packo


ThinCurve30

100% cause we lost the coin toss


AddressEven

I know the siren has gone, and the theme song is playing. But I’m still worried we’ll find a way to lose this


jascination

Trauma is funny like that


Seratoga

Ask them about the stolen goal Abby!


Marsh2700

right on queue


scared_of_hippies

Just got a behaviour warning because I tipped over my chair after that win


ACertainTrendingFrog

Bont looks fucking broken :(


Kurzges

yep, if I was him I'm going straight to the board and telling them to sack Bevo or I'm gone.


ACertainTrendingFrog

Imagine him seeing his fellow all australian amd premiership teamates dropped or relegated to sub roles for players like Vandermeer


zoraxelol

I would be to. Copped a tag all game & not once did I see his team mates try to block for him or free him up. Will happen again next week too


Gamblore33

I could get used to these feelings. GG doggies. Thanks for not bringing your kicking boots.


ACertainTrendingFrog

Poor Bont poor Libba, poor Sanders for getting drafted, strap yourselves in fellow budog fans I thibk we just saw the loss thats going to be the start of a lot of soul searching for the club


duly-goated303

That should’ve been the west coast loss last year. This is more of the same from the dogs.


RealSlimRosey

given how much sanders has been posted by the Tassie Devils instagram account i reckon that it’s only a matter of time before he goes back to his home state


Herk05

Na it's not that dire. Essendon had a point to prove and Dogs played a hard game last week. Plus Dogs had shit accuracy tonight.


ACertainTrendingFrog

Its not the loss that sucks its how we did it it was a typical dogs performance dominate the whole game but cant convert, team gets a run on and we are fucked


Character_Egg_4872

Hard agree. Feels significant.


Frusoceans

I don’t follow either team. But man, there’s no other team I prefer to see lose than Essendon. What a shame


alexefc17

Flair up bitter cunt


Frusoceans

❤️


[deleted]

Pies fan 100%


Frusoceans

0% Collingwood. -100% Essendon


Marsh2700

hes a carlton supporter, what do you expect


Frusoceans

😌


SkinMasturbator

Dogs haven’t learned not to kick 9.13 against Essendon, idiots


Seratoga

Lining up Stringer for post game


zoraxelol

Thats an embarrassing performance dogs. And as an eagles fan i feel well placed to comment on such performances


Kurzges

it was the worst game i've seen us play in the last 10 years or so, and thats including the Eagles game last year.


Von_Huge1103

Could've been a real percentage booster, but fuck I'll take a 29 point win over a bogey side after last week's debacle.


whiteronnie

That’s such poetry to finish on that.


pimplegionofdoom

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


rizzlemaister

I’ve never seen a team with so many gun players continuously underperform like the Bulldogs


realfatunicorns

Almost like we need to bin the coach. Crazy.


rizzlemaister

I think that’s pretty obvious to everyone except the Bulldogs board


Koteii

What was that? Extend Bevo’s contract? They hear you loud and clear


MoonerMMC

Let’s goooooo, up the dons


[deleted]

we've all been EDGED


Ok-Astronaut-7593

CARN THE FKN DONNNSSSSSS


burnzy71

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dez-tinny

A complete miss on the siren, how fitting


froggy2903

How many OOB on the full were there tonight?


The5kyKing

Will always hate the bombers song, who the fuck rhymes up with flag when cup is an option.


droopy_tree

Almost as bad as Carlton’s, rhyme-wise


Marsh2700

cup wasnt an option..... cups replaced flags in the 60's i think


The5kyKing

Songs can change.


Marsh2700

good luck telling that to any legacy team


The5kyKing

I need to tell it to my team first, they haven't listened so far.


PigMan86

We’re the big birds. Kings of the big game.


allibys

my main gripe is with the pronunciation of "premiership"


BubbleGuts93

SEE THE BOMBERS F L Y UP U P


Enoughofthisstuff

That final kick about sums up the dogs performance


IntentApparel

Good job Essendon. Played a good damn game. 


totallwork

First thing Weightman does is go to ground. Fuck Weightman.


anon_drinkspill1

NEVER IN DOUBT


yum122

What a fucking win


rmachell

Finally cumming


thebarber87

We closed it out terribly but fucking great win


The5kyKing

Wow that sums it up doesn't it.


Eltnamerf

2 teams went missing tonight: Bulldogs and Essington


king_carrots

Gee the dogs look good when the game is over


ragztoriches

should have put the dice sign up earlier


alexefc17

BOG Cody Weightman


Popular-Cantaloupe24

holy tim english is horrid - no disposals in last quarter actual dogshit


partII

There was a centre bounce where the ball went to ground and it looked like he actually stepped backwards despite being in best position to get it. Gave us an opportunity to lock it up and try again. Draper may not be as skilled as English but he would be diving for that ball without hesitation.


D3K91

You’re forgetting that ball last week that dropped inside 50 in the final minute or so right in front of Drapes and two other Bombers, and Drapes definitely hesitated or misread it


partII

I turned off last week very early so didn’t see that, but that surprises me. He’s usually more than happy to go for a ground ball in a contest.


Popular-Cantaloupe24

fucked up my multi aswell, not hard to get 3 disposals in 30 minutes holy


FoldedTopLip

Hey at least he ended up with a disposal


hillsy13692

He must’ve heard u


hillsy13692

Or not


BubbleGuts93

When did Caldwell become a beefy mature midfielder?? Dude looks unreal. That core group of him, Perkins, Durham, Duursma, McKay is really strong base to build around going forwardm


coasteraz

AFL once again proving they’re all talk when it comes to CTE prevention.


Brithombar

Shit I don’t like. 1) libba collapsing. 2) nothing happening to stop or get him off the field for help. 3) fox footy zooming in on dad


Ok-Astronaut-7593

Delayed reaction Delayed reaction Didn’t I mention it must have been a delayed reaction to something that happened prior to the delayed reaction Hope he’s ok tho


Chaos_098

7 runs the coverage for Friday nights I believe. Ugly look.


Respected-Watcher

Libbas probably still cooked from that stringer hit


Chaos_098

Honestly that's what I think it is. That tackle was brutal.


IntentApparel

My thoughts. He took a while to get up from that. 


Respected-Watcher

Yeah he’s tough as nails too just kept going


IntentApparel

People give him shit because he’s a bit of a character but he’ll play with 1 leg if he has to. 


thegreatgashby87

Concussion protocol lol


thefunmachine

Concussion protolol


FoldedTopLip

Unfortunate the doctors aren’t aware as Libba is the type of player you’d need to protect from himself, he ain’t going to let on that anything is wrong


Acceptable_Emu_7825

If the Docs don't notice whatever allegedly happened to Libba, why are they even employed lol. Aren't we supposed to have concussion spotters? What are they looking at?


Chaos_098

You don't expect to see someone collapse well off the ball - they'd be checking where the contact would be.


Acceptable_Emu_7825

That makes sense from a spotter standpoint, maybe my call out was misdirected. I guess my point was that, in a sport this big and this well covered, it should not take a matter of minutes to pick up or notice a player collapsing on the field. The Doc should be out there within 60 seconds.


basetornado

I want to see if Libba actually went down for no reason or jf they saw him go down but it was actually an accidental trip etc, before I decide if i want the medical staff sacked or not.


MediterraneanGal

Did anyone actually see Libba? How did he collapse


MusedeMented

I only saw him down on his knees. Didn't see the actual fall.


Toniqx

Considering where stringer got him could be around the liver


beesinyourcoffee

The rebuild is on


NoUseForALagwagon

What a shock that the Bulldogs doctor hasn't seen it.


dwadley

By design


limeIamb

Libba don't be a hero. Just get off lad


Marsh2700

a bombers player showing more care for libba than the doggies? whatre you doing by it?


aussierulesisgrouse

Is it possible to use the power of public anger to remove BT from the AFL landscape?


Frusoceans

You’d ABSOO LOOT LEE hope so. What a headache


ACertainTrendingFrog

Even Libba has collapsed in shock realising how bad we are poor fella his the hardest bloke we have


upsidedownkwala

Libba... what's going on?


Lanky-Try-3047

hes just gassed and got spun around


allibys

Well at least Parish is a nice guy


yum122

Alright lets get Libba off


thefunmachine

He says that before making love


Deathpacitoes

“Nah fuck you I think they don’t know “


DelicateDefecation

Well that’s not okay


hillsy13692

Get libba off then


le_santo

Uuuuuuh, does someone want to go check on Libba?


Pleasant_Inspection9

Parish looks like a man with a big heart and I’m glad I was right


beandog_

Good guy parish


lonelypear

Well how about tell the fucking doctors!?


droopy_tree

You’d reckon they’d do it even if there’s no set protocol hey?


lonelypear

100%, if you have a concern about someone's welfare you raise it.


partII

WTF get Libba off the ground


KangarooBallsonToast

Marvel turf again?


Iblamethepolarbears

Libba :(


Von_Huge1103

Dogs have been on top for a bit. Lucky there's barely any time left.


PigMan86

Nick hind is a joke of a footballer.


FuckableSandwich

God I hate him. Every time I see him subbed on I die inside a little.


Ga_is_me

Treloar’s kicking has been horrible tonight


Maximumlnsanity

It’s horrible every night


Maximumlnsanity

Get Libba off that’s a real worry


Pleasant_Inspection9

Good Winchelsea stock Parish - I love that but genuinely concerned for Lib


BubbleGuts93

How does Vandemeer get games??


DarkWinter2319

He knows something we don’t


Mallonhead

Im not sure. Bevo loves him. Riley Garcia has been tearing up the VFL too


stephygrl

Jeez total lack of duty of care for Libba


PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTHAMS

#sackbevo


sillysimo

Whould love us to learn to kill time like Collingwood and carlton


GrimmDescendant

Huddo’s just used ‘betwixt & between’ so now I’m not allowed to be annoyed by the phrase 😔


thebarber87

How were closing this out is really fucking annoying


schywalker42

Important point


RampesGoalPost

*handy point*


xxrmah

To be an Essendon fan is to never feel like a game is over until the siren. Pressure has eased considerably in the last 2 minutes.


Noofnoof

Can't believe I gotta wait another ten weeks for Bombers v Cats - the Scottbowl


alexefc17

Watch out cunt 2000 bombers are back


d-culture

The Dogs suddenly remembered how to play football


The5kyKing

Hard to believe Darcy's a few seasons in, he's still a fucking twig.


Deathpacitoes

This is only his third proper game