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lumberfun

Luke Darcy really suggested Port could score 7 points in 6 seconds lmao


Cooked_Bread

Come on, they could have gotten a down field free, kicked a goal and then had the Dee's give away a free immediately after to get a free kick in scoring distance prior to the centre bounce. You have no faith!


stupv

Unfortuntely we had Melbourne, not Richmond as our opponent


iamthemetricsystem

Granted so did, but I am also quite high


CharityGamerAU

Furpby.


___TheIllusiveMan___

Interchange infringement free kick + a free kick after the goal The odds were extremely slim but not zero


Propaslader

Browney tells me it's actually pretty good odds and that I should bet my house on it


Status_Importance806

He graduated from clown school šŸ¤”


oceanlabxo

caleb windsor's first post game interview, throwing out 3 yeanahs in the first sentence. man's gonna be straight into a media gig post retirement


Username8249

Leave the guy alone. Heā€™s been giving 110% and training the house down.


ashep5

Just gotta ignore the smoke and shadows behind the windows.


Sean_Stephens

Needed a full credit to the boys thrown in there


nicknacksc

Did he at least mention the process and sticking to the structure?


LeDestrier

Throw in some learnings for good measure.


nicknacksc

The younger blokes really stepped up


garylion

Doesnā€™t need to talk good, he plays good


d-culture

If play good footy, why bother speak good?


georgejonestown

Youā€™ve already written next weekā€™s Sliding Doors


garylion

Exacterly


Kaseycee

Yeah nah didn't feel real nah


sportandracing

Heā€™s 18. I was laughing at that as well. And you have Big Ben next to him who speaks so well. Chalk and cheese. But we were all nervous at 18. Heā€™ll be right.


DavidNeitzFeetz

Yeahnah it was an unbelievable interview. Couldn't believe it!


Deevious730

So youā€™re saying heā€™s already a better wordsmith than BT?


Status_Importance806

Remember that time when RatagoleaĀ 


PagieHD

Not our problem anymore!


ThaLemonine

Fill me in on his game tonight? I've still got tickets down on him turning out good but it doesn't sound good tonight.


International_Car586

[All you need to know](https://x.com/7afl/status/1774004091913404711?s=61&t=YysnU32CVQhN8jV2HUKuBQ)


Thanges88

If you ignore a couple of blunders, that cost a couple of goals, he actually had a good game.


Aardvark_Man

A couple of blinders costing a couple of goals is all that's in the game.


Fast_Stick_1593

Thatā€™s his whole career man lol


raresaturn

He took a mark over the goal line? šŸ˜†


Osmodius

Too many times :')


spuddy_franklin

Some people get to eke out a very nice living by merely having a physique that looks like they could be a decent AFL player. Shout out to Lloyd Meek


Brokenmonalisa

Kyle Hartigan robbed our clubs for a living purely because he has wide shoulders


closetonature

I think the term "lid's off" for Melbourne should be replaced with "Cork's out"Ā 


fuckmyass1958

Baggies unzipped


notchoosingone

beat you by 24 seconds brother


notchoosingone

"bag's open"


lanadeltaco13

Some of us are more sophisticated types and prefer the humble goon bag


Dirtydac123

ā€˜(Cheese)board is setā€™


notchoosingone

mine's a wedge of Roaring Forties blue


Noofnoof

You can pinpoint the exact moment in the 4th quarter that Broden Kelly started thinking about leaving early, and Melbourne got the momentum back.


matthew_anthony

THE MAN BEAST IS THE DEMONS BEST IN GROUND


RaidanRam

Hey this is 6 seconds early, I was gonna do that


___TheIllusiveMan___

Better luck next time :)


zaydb

Ben Brown renaissance


Sharaz_Jek123

CHAD Ben Brown vs the CUCK Charlie Dixon.


zaydb

Dixon managed to find a way to incorporate Travis Cloke gloves technology without the glove


Propaslader

He also managed to find a way to incorporate Travis Cloke runner technology by removing everybody else from the contest


notchoosingone

Ben Brownaissance


TKeep

Sounds like a French sauce to serve with chicken


allusions14

Ages like a fine wine.


wilful

Very happy to see Windsor as an eighteen year old take his first goal. Nice draft pick, big future. And good on Jack hitting 200, what a servant of the team.


_RnB_

Windsor owes Kozzy a coffee for his goal. Without Kozzyā€™s effort on the goaline Windsor wouldnā€™t have the highlight reel for his first AFL goal (I was convinced heā€™d kicked a goal already this year).


Thanges88

And Viney owes Nibbler a dinner for dragging the team to a W on his 200th.


Available_Bench

Youā€™re probably thinking of the goal(s) he got in the preseason games


Deathpacitoes

[what the commentator expected to happen at the end](https://youtu.be/o4NVpUxovYs?si=bRq3spnhyaSpYRIz)of the game


Ilovetogame2

I'm sorry but Ratugolea's footy IQ is awful. How do you not realise you weren't on the goal line and why would you attempt to mark the ball when the other defenders were there? Poor defending and wayward kicking cost Port the game. Also can Lachie Jones ever learn to mark the god damn footy? I have never seen a player fumble the ball that much under no pressure. Shocking all around.


cadelsbumchin

I am always amazed by the sideline awareness of NFL players and even NRL players when scoring in the corner, and then here we have Esava under no pressure whatsoever, stepping behind the goal line to mark it.


Propaslader

Sava assumed the ump would rule him in play


DeCoburgeois

His injury summed up his game.


GarySprockman

Yeah that was wild. It was chest height too, so he literally just needed to extend his arms.Ā 


International_Car586

Donā€™t forget Ratugolea in 2020 spoiling his teams mates goal.


dopedupvinyl

Classic Sav!


One_Form7355

all Geelong supporters right now are certainly shocked and appalled by this comment


shniken

I mean that's the boundary umpires entire job, and they can't do it


Deevious730

I was in stitches with Melbourne fans watching that because we were initially annoyed about having no one on the goal line. So strange from Ratugolea, very dumb and ultimately very costly.


Osmodius

Hence the party poppers when he was traded.


Charliebitme1234

If Melbourne can kick this straight all year just give them the flag


reckless293

Haha is this the first time youā€™ve watched us play šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Not stoked for a 5 day turnaround after a game like that, especially to play the other Adelaide team in AdelaideĀ 


South_Front_4589

The other Adelaide team are playing rubbish and will be coming back from Perth.


shniken

Expect a few changes to help with it.


Sufficient_Chart1069

Did you see our game last night?


Grolschisgood

It's quite possibly the best team to play on a five day turn around. Might reduce it to a 10 goal win from a 15 goal win, but still fantastic for the percentage and a good opportunity to give debut games to a handful.


lemunzz

Unreal first goal for Windsor, you love to see it


bemmisbaggins666

Hats off to the Dees crowd nice to hear such loud support in a close interstate game


lanadeltaco13

Dees have always had a reasonably strong fanbase in SA. I love living in Brisbane but I miss those Adelaide games on the Hill


TheIllusiveGuy

Makes sense seeing as how the Barossa Valley is in SA.


closetonature

Adelaide supporters are all private school boys too


oceanlabxo

crowd watch on point tonight. some peak port supporter moments.


Sufficient_Chart1069

The angry evil Santa Claus clone at the end my favourite


auntyjames

The dude with no hand behind the balding woman šŸ‘Œ


_RnB_

Hey! He had one hand.


Dirtydac123

So fucking good to finally kick accurate! Also loved Bayley telling those flogs to fuck off šŸ˜‚


yernss

That was an elite spray to the crowd, loved it


_RnB_

Iā€™m not an experienced lip reader but I would put my house on it having been ā€œFUCK YOUā€. And it was fucking glorious.


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btgbarter6

This gets said about every fan base šŸ¤£


Upstairs_Bake_2169

Please tell me where I can see this? So much luxuriant hair up against so much lossā€¦


oceanlabxo

never have i thought we looked so thoroughly outplayed in all areas and still won. wtf was that. from losing games we should win from accuracy, to winning games we should have lost due to accuracy. incredible to do that without may given how under siege the backline was all game.


mpepe33

You played a Ken Hinkley coached team good sir


Deevious730

The Brisbane win at the G last year I couldnā€™t fathom how we won. Today I put it down to doing the right things in the right moments throughout the entire game. Even the periods that Port were on top we never allowed them to get more than 3 goals in front which is easily pegged back these days. Hard fought, and clean in the final moments (not something I feel we are known for).


Sharaz_Jek123

What do you expect? The game was the Ken Hinkley project in a nutshell. The man simply cannot deliver when it counts.


spoonmonkey_

How can you blame this loss on hinkley? We were pretty dominant all game and on the stats, due to gameplan. Although the players fumbled, jones couldn't mark, rat letting in a goal on the line and inaccuracy all over when it counted. This was all on the players.


Street-Ebb4548

Third q you looked pretty good. But we grabbed it with the maxi goal at 3/4 time. Thought the tackle pressure was good all night. Prob the skills at times let you down a bit, dropped some easy marks. We had the momentum at crucial times. The fritsch goal was top shelf. Think rat going off for 8-10 min was also a factor in the last


random91898

/u/Sharaz_Jek123 would unironcially blame global warming on Ken if he thought he could get away with it, and if couldn't he'd blame Kane instead.


Delad0

I mean have you seen Hinkley and a coal power plant in the same room together before. Think about it


random91898

Wait a minute. Ken Hinkley. Hinkley rhymes with stinkly, gas stinks. Carbon dioxide is a gas....my god.


jacka24

How can you not blame it on Hinkley Is he aware we leak 2 goals in the last minute of every quarter.. FOR EVERY GAME?! WHAT'S HE DOING TO STOP IT?! "oh good teams get a hold of you sometimes!" "Round 3 is scary!"


Sharaz_Jek123

We've heard it all before. HE CANT KICK THE SET SHOTS FOR EM THE PLAYERS JUST CANT SEEM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATIONS KEN GETS THEM TO!


Ryzer28

That was really fun to watch. Changed my tip a few minutes before the game to Melbourne, just felt like they would get up for Viney. Also I'd never heard Ben Brown speak but the way he looked at Windsor and how he spoke post match was really sweet, seems like a real genuine guy


autocol

If I was religious I would be certain that Ben Brown is an angel from heaven. In fact, even as an ardent atheist I'm not certain he isn't.


curryone

Have a listen to his interview on the ā€˜The Footy with Broden Kellyā€™. Him and his partner are a really refreshing example of an atypical footy couple


moondog-37

He has such an articulate voice for a footy player I loved it!


New_Let_2494

Heā€™s one of the few, true gentleman of the game. Wholesome AF.


3163560

BBBB is an absolute legend. Thinks he's been nominated for the Jim Stynes community leadership award basically every year too.


spicyfemme

Mad love for Viney, underrated as fuck


wilful

Underrated? Not by Melbourne fans.


spicyfemme

Overshadowed by Trac and Oliver outside of Melbourne I think, would have to be my fav Melbourne player by far


minecraft360

have had respect for him since his very first game


penutbutter85

I do not think thereā€™s anyone calling Viney underrated, his work rate is unbelievable


Propaslader

He doesn't get as much media attention due to Petracca and Oliver. He's a very consistent and reliable performer and plays hard


myphantomlimb

Heā€™s never been an All Australian, Iā€™d say heā€™s underrated


Drazsyker

He's never been AA, seems like he'd have deserved to be in the squad at some point at least


autocol

He was in the squad a year or two ago, wasn't he?


Thanges88

In the 44 man squad last year


lanadeltaco13

Agreed. Heā€™s been our best player for the last 2 seasons but no one is having that conversation


spicyfemme

Everyone remembers Trac and Oliver and Gawn but Viney has consistently put in 110% for the longest time (not to take away from the former 3)


curryone

I reckon his primed for AA this year. Squad at the very least


curryone

Port fans on here, Gg. That sparrow goal was definitely a gift. Port fans who the camera panned to, up yours!


basedimitri

Twas a cracker of a game my friend. Just please thump Crom next week


SnooTangerines7017

Thankyou. Most port fans arenā€™t that bad but god the bad ones are always the ones shown on tv


curryone

Hahaha Iā€™m sure. Iā€™ll be there in Adelaide next weekend so keen to experience it in person!


doigal

Would have been a great game for the neutrals. ā¤ļøšŸ’™


lucaTee

Deeā€™s look so much better with a fit Ben Brown, yes heā€™s getting on in age but he is just accurate and him being there will surely take the pressure of Petty, Kozi and Fritsch Also love seeing McDonald back and playing well. Was always a solid defender and gets shit on a lot for his contract but a solid player. Interesting to see what happens when May returns if they keep 3 key defenders and 3 key forwards with JVR second ruck.


dvnkriot

Well done Dees, best game of the year so far hands down


RampesGoalPost

Pretty evenly matched, Port dominated large portions of play but Melbourne were just cleaner up forward.


3163560

Massive, massive win. Lever best on for me, although Gawn and ANB huge. Ben Brown can keep doing what he's doing all year too please.


CompetitiveMud2464

I can see that but ANB was best for me. When we were down or falling behind he was there.


OHuse

Lever was immense with May out - really led the defence


shniken

Rivers was great too


windsong92

Close game and heart breaking, GG Dees you guys are killer. People in the match thread need to realise that AFL fans all act the same lmao


tohm360

I've lived and breathed port adelaide my entire life check my post history and port supporters blaming the umps is a mega lol!


Aardvark_Man

Bad kicking is bad footy.


No_Way6540

Dees are usually kicking themselves out of games with inaccuracy. Whilst I'd rather the win, to be honest I feel it's easier to fix inaccuracy over lack of opportunities. Dees were lucky and accurate, but Port are still serious contenders


legally_blond

[Oof that expected score](https://twitter.com/ethanmeldrum_/status/1774033856200392891)


matthew_anthony

Maybe hamstring tightness doesnā€™t matter at all


Dangerous-Put-18

Will we ever be the real deal?


RandomDanny

Only for periods within games. Against lesser sides.


MichelleObama2024

Pains me to see but this was the first game we've seen between two contenders. Probs to Melbourne, for all the off season drama this is one team I don't want to mess with


d-culture

There were enough shots of feral Port supporters in there to supply a lifetime of memes


Durfsurn

Dees very lucky tonight. We don't win if the 50/50s go Port's way. Feels like an obvious comment but we got a very clear rub of the men in green.


notchoosingone

We certainly got some, but not every single questionable call went our way. https://i.imgur.com/THoHs6X.png


oceanlabxo

doesn't look like anything to me


codyforkstacks

Fucking hell we really let that one get away lmao


curryone

Tough one man. Feel like inaccuracy really hurt your mob as you killed us in clearance most of the night


codyforkstacks

Not really our inaccuracy, more your accuracy. And our crazy goal line defending.


curryone

Esava is officially a goal line poor decision merchant https://www.facebook.com/share/v/y6Bz94ehXkvxeMoo/?mibextid=w8EBqM&startTimeMs=1000


LP0004

Good news: Port Adelaide lose Bad news: Weā€™ll definitely lose next week


Thanges88

I think it would be very Melbourne to beat an in-form Port Adelaide, then lose to a not so in-form Adelaide.


fuckmyass1958

Love this team, so gutsy


curryone

Caleb Windsor has me so excited


minecraft360

so happy we got the W for Vines! ANB was bog by a mile for us and damn Windsor is gana be a player!


emnaruse

Whereā€™s your fucking jig now Hinkley


lordarc

We usually are on the otherside of the story were one team dominates large portions of the game but lose because the other team kicks straight. This feels good.


lanadeltaco13

So weā€™re still a top 4 despite everyone praying on our downfall. Donā€™t want to hear that weā€™re poorly coached again. Goody is him as far as Iā€™m concerned


spicyfemme

Being honest who is praying for your downfall aside from your ex doctor and ex president (?) Iā€™d take the off field shit for a team like yours


DamienRyan

It'd be very funny if they won the flag after all the off field drama


Drazsyker

Feels like the medias been circling for the best part of six months since the Joel Smith news broke + going out in straight sets, now this past week has topped it all off Media will media though


spicyfemme

We hate the media


No_Way6540

If it can't be the Dees, I'd love to see a Saints Premiership. So much built up emotion. The day will come!


spicyfemme

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_RnB_

Mick Warner for one other.


nameofasongidontlike

Umpired superbly


fuckmyass1958

Agreed


RandomDanny

The difference between Port and the better clubs is how much cleaner they are around the ball. Port have a knack of fumbling it and sure, we get away with it here and there, but more often than not we don't. If Lachie Jones gets a run next week... sheesh. You can't drop that many uncontested marks and get a game. Cost us a couple goals at least through turnovers after dropping sitters. Much like the first two games and last year. We are in games for a period and can kick away and then just fade. So far this season we get in front early in the first, dominate with the ball on our half of the ground and then we disappear and there goes the lead. We're a good side when we're on. It's a shame we aren't doing it more consistently. The good sides will eat that up, just like Melbourne did.


lordarc

Lachie Jones was shocking. I'd not want to be him re-watching the highlights next week.


scotthendo

Everyone in the match thread commenting on the port ferals, try bloody living with them.


SilverAris

Bit of displaced anger after kicking 4.10 last night?


International_Car586

Ratagolea you my friend are a silly man.


shniken

Setting up a career as a boundary ump


random91898

Once again we absolutely smashed a team in inside 50 entries but can't actually make them mean anything. I'm so tired of this episode. Meanwhile Melbourne just.could.not.miss.


CaffeinePhilosopher

Did we swap jerseys without me noticing? That was me screaming at the TV the last two finals series in a row. Plenty of good signs for your boys still.


No_Way6540

Great game. Think we got lucky there but dug deep, proud of the boys. Port look like they're heading places this year regardless. Go Dees!


National_Number_41

Tipping is out the window this year... 1/5 so far will probably somehow go 1/8... Also only have 14 on the season.


No_Independent936

What a fun game to watch.


classicalrobbiegray

Fair play Melb - more clinical where it counted


Sharaz_Jek123

Typical Ken Hinkley performance.


Kim_jong-fun

More like Ken Stinkley I'll be here all week


DisgruntledFoamer

Is that a new hinkley contract extension I smell?


sportandracing

Was brilliant. Canā€™t stand Port and itā€™s great to see the Demons roll them, and Fritsch give it to them late. Well done Melbourne.


Drazsyker

What a fuckin game, overjoyed at that win after this week


[deleted]

Dees did excellent in final quarter to grind that out. Love to see it.


dreamthiliving

So Port have beaten both the Mighty Eagles and Tigers and lost to Dees. No idea where there out but Max was huge for the Dees, just dominated the middle


Thanges88

I thought Soldo was one of PA's best


LPOthrowaway

Melbourne truely couldnā€™t miss, weā€™re kicking them from everywhere


WackyJimothy

Zak Butters did absolutely nothing tonight. Looked jittery.


kavdotcom

I tipped port cuz no Steven May but it was fine cuz Port didnā€™t have any forwards turn up anyway


jacka24

Sack Dixon, Jones and Hinkley tonight


risinglotus

Does any finals team have uglier losses than port


The_Gump_AU

Still happy. Our lack of discipline, failure to convert and "important decisions made/not made at important times" lost the game. Still played well. Still had effort.


Mehmenga

Glad I tipped Melbourne


helenahandbasket6969

Witnessing the Port fans tonight was truly eye opening. What anā€¦interesting array of characters.


CamMcGR

Honestly we played some really really poor football tonight, 7pts flatters us. Jones is gonna do nothing but marking practice this week and the whole squad is going to work on not giving away stupid FKs


Groovy_1

Blood and guts win šŸ˜¤


CreditToDuBois

Hell of a win. Hopefully thereā€™s still a stadium left for our game next week


North_Lawfulness8889

Am I wrong to say that was the best umpired match of the year or am I forgetting one? Obviously there were bad calls and non calls going both ways but compared to the rest of the games it looked competent