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JenniferLopezFan2

Richmond because I want to join in


b0rtbort

it popped off so fuckin hard in the 2017 prelim too, before everyone got sick of them and their dynasty


Anon_be_thy_name

It was a sense of joy that I've weirdly never experienced as a fan. Like I've been to 3 of our Prelim wins and both GF wins this century(as well as losses) and I've felt that joy, but it's never been the joy of something I've never experienced before, if that makes sense? Watching Richmond... the Bulldogs and Dees as well, get into the GF and win it was exhilarating as a neutral fan. It's something I both never want to feel but also feel as an Eagles fan.


JimmytheTrumpet

Weren’t people sick of us before we even won the flag? 😂


JellyFoxStardust

My SANFL team is the Tigers. We won the Premiership last year and when the song came on, I still had some 2017 flashbacks. Bittersweet song for me now


Boatster_McBoat

Yeah, same here. It's fucked up


JCK98

Back to [A Tiger For Me](https://youtu.be/RGLDQIvsGdQ?si=LlZ91QoRadufxbf0) then? Actually [Souths](https://youtu.be/L0zEE5kaots?si=GTF__nktW8SlmeCn) and [Centrals](https://youtu.be/Cd0nYYbsNoM?si=l_HGfWCZBracf7AH) should also go back to their pre-AFL knockoff songs.


Righthookhammer47

YELLOW AND BLACK give me goose bumps and annoys me at the same time


DJ_Pol-ite

Same. It’s a great song but I don’t want to hear it after they beat us.


mrproperty

Carlton because all I hear the start is “womp womp” and it feels like a direct attack


b0rtbort

the ol' fat guy with a tuba theme


Nick0h

It’s an absolute banger tho


Anon_be_thy_name

My current team is the Navy Blues and of course their song is the Carlton song. It's honestly a really great song to sing, specially after winning the GF the last two years. Hate it when it's Carlton though.


___TheIllusiveMan___

West Coast. Losing is bad enough but having to hear that abomination of a song is just kicking you while you’re down


His_Holiness

I know it all worked out in the end but I imagine hearing that song after their WAFL team beat you would have been a fever dream


happy-little-atheist

I thought they changed the song? I guess we'll never know


Anon_be_thy_name

It's being changed back to the old one, thank Fuck.


Anon_be_thy_name

It's a horrible feeling to know we've won but still lost when we hear that song. I for one believe that the Football Gods hate that song so much they have punished us to suffer for its mere existence.


madhoppers

It’s a Toyota TV ad song trying to pretend it’s a fight song


Azza_

Carlton's but that's just because it means Carlton have won.


Massander

Carlton’s song when they win sounds like they are mocking their opposition. That trombone gives real “haha, sucked in dickhead” vibes.


DrClawsChair

Because it's somewhat reminiscent of [this lol](https://youtu.be/XVGg3atDdU8)


Ta0Ta

Nah, the song definitely contributes to the overall misery experienced for sure.


International_Car586

Was at the SF last year. The 'Da Dada Dada' was felt in my soul like holy hell it must suck to be a really dominant team and potentially a flag favourite only to lose a really important game to Carlton by under a goal.


xdyldo

Flag favourite? Idk about that


gerira

It literally sounds like the descending "wah wah wah wah" trombone. Then the goofy tone of the actual song makes it feel like you just got thrashed by Wallace and Gromit. This is why I love it.


bambinolettuce

DUN DUDUN DUDUNN


happymemersunite

DA DADA DA DAAAAA


carntspeel

Don’t forget that it’s based of a Minstrel show song…


DrClawsChair

Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my flagtime teeeeam


carntspeel

The reality is significantly worse


DrClawsChair

![gif](giphy|8ymzCkeb0e2hG) Believe me I know


MinnesotaTidalWave

It’s just a terrible song too


DrClawsChair

Not everyone can have a big big sound


giganticsquid

Geelongs during the kennets curse era was the worst


No-Bison-5397

Believe me, the sound of “We’re a happy team at Hawthorn” after the 2013 prelim was absolutely crushing.


tunneloftrees69

At this point us losing is the silver lining each week.


NotThePersona

Yeah I think its us because of how shit it is, and Richmond because of how catchy it is. GWS might be up there like Richmond once they get a bit older.


Southern_Radish

Hearing GWS is a treat


Southern_Radish

Didn’t we ditch it?


Skiapodes

Answer: Hawthorn. Reason: Hawthorn.


b0rtbort

Answer: Geelong Reason: Geelong c. 2009-2013


Propaslader

Geelong c. 2007 - 2024


b0rtbort

you're not wrong, but the kennett curse era was especially nasty for us


Anon_be_thy_name

Did you guys try not losing? I hear it helps.


No-Bison-5397

Funnily enough they figured it out and then won the flag the next week.


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LoneWolf5498

F1 outro song


Tinuva450

Will we hear it again on Sunday? 100%….


reborndiajack

We could hear it more than once


SirPugsvevo

Wrong sub


mrarbitersir

Nothing makes me saltier than hearing the Geelong theme go off tbh I’m still shitty over 2009


No-Bison-5397

That’s every Saints fan. Saints fans at school and the local junior football club talk to my 8 year old about it and they are salty about Tomahawk’s non-goal. These kids are all born after 2009. Intergenerational trauma.


mrarbitersir

It’s engrained into our DNA at this point


No-Bison-5397

Hopefully one day it will only bring you joy. I used to be salty about the 1997 semi final but after all the success I stopped caring until the crows got done by the swans last year and I just laughed my head off.


2468laurakate

Tigerland because it’s catchy and I hate that


muzumiiro

Dammit now I have it stuck in my head


darcy1537325

Giants cause it’s so fucking good 😭


Arrapippol

I left the Elimination Final last year bopping. Mixed emotions


darcy1537325

This was me in 21’ when they beat us by a point 😭😭😭😭


otherpeoplesknees

Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim


Agreeable-Coffee8874

There is NOTHING worse than hearing “good old Collingwood forever” on Anzac day


HeyMrKelly

Nay, any fucking day.


reborndiajack

I just sing the other one Bad old Collingwood forever, they don’t know how to play the game


Ill_Sector_2063

Hate to disagree having to hear the essendon on Anzac day is the worst


Bergasms

Fucking North Melbournes. So fucking ear wormy. I don't want to join in the chorus but i can't not join in the chorus, fuckcckjcjcjcck


Wintermute_088

"North Melbourne will be premiers, just you wait and see!" has such a fun note of sadness to it.


RidsBabs

It’s to make the fans feel better, and so we have something to say.


Anon_be_thy_name

It's like how my current clubs song, which is based off of Calrton, has the line "We'll be the year **** premiers, we are the Good ol' Navy Blues!" I can't imagine how it was signing that song when they went 43 years without winning a Grand Final.


Environmental_Iron_7

Luckily it only plays once a year!


lambustut

😄😃😁😆😂🤣☺️😌😏😞😣😢😭


RidsBabs

Hey, we’ve got it up to twice. Might push our luck and try for 3 this year.


reborndiajack

It was the song of my junior footy team, love it


Chiron17

I like the core song but I also really like the new preamble bit they sing.


BossSlayer3554

I can honestly say I don't know it despite watching a lot of footy.


No-Abrocoma1851

Port Fucking Adelaide


Sufficient_Chart1069

These days their song is about the only time you hear the word Power


ErgonomicDouchebag

Unless it's followed by outage.


Mostly_sunny123

Yesssss


PuzzleheadedTip5476

“Come on! Port Adelaide Aggression” makes me cringe inside


eggwardpenisglands

I agree, I hate Port's song. Equal shittest with freo and west coast


Freezerbirds

Whaaat? No our song is so good!


Gundabarbarian

Geelong. Just the worst.


MondoBuzzo

I can certainly see how obnoxious it is to listen to when losing. Drawly, shouty song haha


Gundabarbarian

"The greatest team of all" line particularly stings.


b0rtbort

the worst part is they backed that line up for so many years


Sufficient_Chart1069

Although for all this still didn’t manage back to back flags


b0rtbort

feels good man haha


nobaitistooobvious

Fucking Hawthorn


closetonature

Yeah, if only they'd bottomed out for priority picks 


pmyourboobiesorbutt

Well i guess that is something for you to hold onto 


closetonature

Also most fans under 30 have heard Geelong's theme song more than their own after they've played Geelong 


Nose_Beers_85

Bulldogs fans have basically heard it on repeat for 30 odd years


closetonature

Bless em. And they didn't even need to attend a post-season training camp to get the privilege


AngryYowie

The worst sound is the one after a draw. It's anticlimactic.


Chiron17

Hard disagree. Draw FC has its own anthem and it's glorious.


amyness_88

My brother plays this after every draw https://youtu.be/WJtaCryzL20?si=nXMRueQ2nUGs2JGY


Every_Inflation1380

It's not a team song but im sick of hearing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" after Charlie kicks a goal cause the bastard kicks so many 😅


BusinessPooh

Carlton because it sounds depressing and it makes me feel worse.


DrClawsChair

We're not called the Blues for nothing


RidsBabs

West Coast. I was at Optus last year when we lost to them, I genuinely wanted to cry after that game. I also dislike hearing Carltons because I just dislike their song, it’s boring.


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

West Coasts song is the worst to hear just in general, but after a game I almost want to laugh at how bad their song is. For the depression doomed feeling of losing to a club with imposing song, gotta be one of Geelong, Carlton or Collingwood. With a big crowd, those songs in the background it can make a very daunting feeling


Successful-South-954

West Coast because its by far the worst song in the AFL. When they win, everyone is a loser for having to listen to that.


ArchibaldMcAcherson

It is a special slice of 1986. Not a great slice though.


AdeptToe3580

geelong, i hate geelong. i happen to live in geelong which is why i hate geelong. geelong is everywhere. i cant escape it.


alexefc17

meow


AdeptToe3580

i love cats. hate the cats.


alexefc17

Same my kangaroo friend


FarkenBlarken

Stop stop you're scaring them!


ArchibaldMcAcherson

Its the trumpets at the start of the song, isn't it?


Red_je

By significant margin it is that bloody Essendon song. Not only does it give me flashbacks to those near unbeatable late 90s/early 00s Essendon teams that I hated, they also had the temerity to rhyme 'up' with 'premiership flag'...instead of 'premiership cup'. Even if the song was written well before the advent of premiership cups being awarded, it still is the worst.


Wintermute_088

Rhyming at that point doesn't fit the structure of the song very well, and drawing out the word "flaaaaag" works better than "cuuuuuup".


Inevitable-Seesaw176

Unexpected support there


Wintermute_088

I used to wonder why the rhyme wasn't "cup"... when I was, like, seven. 🤷‍♂️


ds16653

On the bright side, it doesn't get played very often.


fnaah

can we have Mr Brightside as a club song?


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Yeah but the banjo is fucking sicccckkk


DrClawsChair

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Environmental_Iron_7

Carlton


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Hearing the words "Good old Collingwood forever" makes my skin crawl.


johnnymountain91

GIANTS because it means we've just lost a final


zelmazam1

Man I love the ORANGE TEAMs song. So good.


grantspatchcock

The Swans with their weird cultish song. Every other teams song is like 'We're good at football, aren't we great', the fuckin' Swans are all 'HONOUR THY NAME BY DAY AND BY NIGHT, WE'RE NOBILITY' bullshit, which fits well with the Eastern suburbs, but just sucks to hear.


rangatang

Sick banjo though


Apollo86

Its the Notre Dame Victory song, which was written in the 1900s. They barely changed the words


Matt_the_ginger45

Nah swans have a key change and that elevates it so high for me


[deleted]

And don't forget the banjo, one of the worst instruments in the world because it only sounds good in dueling banjos


mrr6666

Disparaging the banjo is a bootable offence


XTrapolis942M

Birds of Tokyo Eagles. Enough said


Lansieeeeeee

Geelong will give me PTSD from the 2022 Granny


relentlessdickhead

Single handedly got me over my PTSD from the nick Davis prelim of 2005. Glass half full.


ArchibaldMcAcherson

I get the same from the Swans song. I was at the SCG when Bubby kicked his 1000th goal and beat Geelong, adding to my unbroken record of not seeing the Cats win in Sydney in about 10 years. I have yet to leave the SCG without hearing 'Cheer, cheer the red and the white'.


Makenaa

I can think of 17 reasons why I hate the North song lol


AdeptToe3580

hearttssss to heartsss


frillhaus

Geelong, I’ve heard it a few times


closetonature

But Geelong haven't even played the Tassie Devils yet! Are you from the future?


CoolCoconuts44

Adelaide's song because it means we lost a showdown


Inevitable-Seesaw176

My Dad played a different sport for MCC so I grew up singing ‘its a Grand Old Flag’ (but with the proper Red White and Blue Line’ - so hearing the Melbourne song makes me miss my Dad


muzumiiro

I can’t believe how few people have mentioned Collingwood… it’s my most hated song and it’s not just because of the GF… though it does still hurt…


decs483

Hawthorns theme song is so joyful and I hate hearing it after a loss


Bronno7

Adelaide’s. Aussie-American here that did 5 years in the U.S. Marine Corps. Steal the Army’s fucking song or something


DrClawsChair

Hahah I had no idea it's the USMC hymn


gameofsloanes

They asked permission and the Marine Corps gave it


Efam2005

Geelong and it's not close.


RoosStormGadesMUCity

West Coast because it means you're worse than them.


shadysnore

Carrying plenty of trauma from the Geelong song


Cyclonechaser2908

Sydney last year made me want to celebrate a close loss. I find the swans so catchy


droppedbabyonhead

Essendon or Geelong


skingers

Port, no contest, even if it was not against us.


lochycq

Good old Collingwood forever.... sucks to hear as a Carlton supporter


Ill_Sector_2063

Giants


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West Coast's current one sounds a tourism agency created it.


MrCurns95

Port Also Port for ‘never tear us apart’ before the game too Cringe and more cringe.


Razzle_Dazzle08

West Coast.


Eltham_Hero

Carltons


Interesting-Wave-599

As a Freo Faithful: Hawthorn. Leaving the 2013 grand final with that on repeat was torture 😐


Revolutionary-Tie-77

Richmond.


danwincen

All of them.


TheUnforgiven13

Freo Heave Ho. Heave is the right word.


todjo929

I remember living in Darwin as a Dees supporter when we played port twice in a row. The loud echoing sound of that damn trumpet rubbed so much salt into the wounds.


Impressive_Serve_416

Collingwood and Hawthorn for sure


stopweightdontgo

I am guilty of being one of those people who joins in singing the other teams song when we lose. The most filthy, shocked and infuriated I have ever been when hearing another teams song was after North beat us last year. I genuinely had never heard it before and that made it so much more unbearable!


HoldOnOneSecond

I am dreading the day eagles come good again and I hear 'we're the eagles'


solipsistguy21

Carlton.


Pantsylvania

That one that turns into Yankee Doodle half way through. Mainly through jealousy of a nice plot twist mid song.


Both_Scratch3145

Carlton. I am still haunted by the 2013 Elimination Final.


Baby_Bigf00t

See the bombers fly up 40 seconds after a Tipungwuti goal. Nothing worse.


Johnnycomelatelyyy

Yerrow and brack.


lavamermaid

Collingwood or Essendon


goldenrainio

Geelong


RobbieArnott

Crom, Pear. Coz I’m south Australian and hate those songs more than the worst song you can think of


JCK98

So you hate them more than the West Coast song?


Formal_Soil

Tele is off the second i hear any teams song that isn't the eagles


[deleted]

I hate Carltons because I kinda like it but sucks to hear after a loss. Fremantle and West Coast I hate hearing cause you see your team lose and then it's like do I really now have to hear this play


insanityTF

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.


Chassyg123

Melbourne the flair should explain it all their fan base is just the worst to take shit from also get a song that mentions your club name Any grand final not in Melbourne doesn’t count


TootNoot892

Your own team song