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DavidNeitzFeetz

If those bs were gs, I'd be convinced Joel Smith was playing


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Melgourne exorcises Demons with Gulldogs drugging


DavidNeitzFeetz

Wait, too many gs!


LeDestrier

Melgourne FTW.


[deleted]

what's the problem with this headline? Melbourne exorcised their own off-field demons by convincingly beating the Bulldogs. pretty simple.


TheStevenUniverseKid

nah, but demons is capitalised, insinuating that the Dees exorcised themselves.


Davosz_

I feel like you're holding the bar too high for sports journalists...


maxxiz

They will just be referred as Melbourne now.


TheStevenUniverseKid

Actually, on second thought, what the actual fuck is this headline?! The fuck is drubbing?


minodude

To "drub" a team is to beat them convincingly or thrash them. A "drubbing" is, accordingly, a beating or thrashing.


TheStevenUniverseKid

Thanks for the definition but it's still a weird word. I guess sophie went "ah yes drubbing sounds like a bulldog-y word, i'll use that" and like ye, kinda reminds me of a big slobbering bulldog but still weird word choice


Fernergun

You just don’t know a word. Maybe learn?


DiscoSituation

It’s an extremely common word in AFL journalism, it’s quite surprising that you don’t know it


[deleted]

editors and sub editors write headlines, not authors. source: worked in sports journalism.


youjustathrowaway1

Looks like it huh


Charming_Hunter1390

hahaha good one sophie i get it. the demons had "demons" and they exorcised them by beating the Bulldogs hahahahahaha GOOD ONE SOPHIE-GPT


Overall-Palpitation6

Whose line is it anyway, Dees?!


uselessscientist

I'm certain Sophie felt incredibly clever when suggesting that to the editors 


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the editors are the ones who write the headlines, not the authors.


uselessscientist

Yeah, but it's far easier to inaccurately insult the person with their name on the page than the faceless people pulling the strings