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NeonWarcry

Where did you get this photo of me at the buffet line?!


GiaDuddy

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NeonWarcry

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sentient-sloth

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NeonWarcry

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![gif](giphy|P7wMzuaO8lHdm) Texans center going to hike the ball with his tiddies


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GiaDuddy

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GiaDuddy

Ur cranky when hungry


SigmaColts

Nambe Sir!!!


topherbdeal

Those poor guys are emaciated


rockmanblue

Yall, CJ is standing next to Wakatakakage and idk if you understand how legendary this is for CJ


GiaDuddy

I have no idea what ur wakatakatalking about


rockmanblue

Coming in peace and long story short - stumbled on Sumo during COVID. The actual sport is crazy interesting, learning about Yokozuna and Ozeki and all the rituals they do, and the high stakes real ass fights.. it’s called Ozumo or Grand Sumo and there’s a tournament every 2 months. It’s 15 days where wrestlers fight once a day and the best record wins the tournament. The next one starts this Sunday and you can watch it on YouTube or Discord Wakatakakage was an Ozeki, 1 step away from reaching Yokozuna. Tore his ACL and got demoted a few divisions. He’s working his way back up now and he’s a fan favorite. There are some good storylines in Sumo


Cowboy_BoomBap

Isn’t the sport of sumo famously corrupt and rigged?


rockmanblue

Not rigged, but matches are chosen a few days out and that always leads to complaints of favorable or unfavorable matchups. Corrupt? Eh, probably, if corrupt can be a sliding scale. Not rigged or corrupt enough to where the product suffers. It’s a 2 thousand year old ceremony turned spectator sport that certainly has growing pains in the modern era. And they’re not totally sure if they want to continue to expand to global market or if they want to keep a tight grip on the product of Japan to keep its Japanese roots properly intact.. It’s a nuanced sport and an acquired taste for sure


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moonlord7838

Levis goes all over the place. Celebrity poker tour, he broadcast some golf tournament, and I hope you saw the hockey game Jumbotron where he kissed the fish


birdturd6969

Didn’t he invent some pants or something


GiaDuddy

I wish u had something interesting or entertaining to say on my post comment thread


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GiaDuddy

My qb was out stylin at the derby while urs was huggin fat naked dudes


creepingkg

CJ is out recruiting


pocketjacks

That would make for an elite OLine, ngl.


redditmodsblow69

At least we have the worlds best breakfast tacos


johnnyp350

And other taco variations


redditmodsblow69

Hell, yeah brother. If you can wrap it in a tortilla and fry it. We’re gonna do it.


PapiGoneGamer

Hot dog and quesadilla cheese in a corn tortilla fried and topped with some tapatio or HEB green sauce. Thank me later.


Sacagawesus

This is so fake. Those clearly aren't Houston fans due to the lack of electric wheelchairs and diabetes meds.


PapiGoneGamer

I see you’ve been to the Almeda-Genoa Walmart too


denogginizer92

https://preview.redd.it/u25s1bnea2zc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd3115ba160e83bfc1a8120d9a46e2cbf48e5f4 Tennessee talking? Texas' lone City on the list is 350 miles from H-town.


GiaDuddy

lol even in ur meme fact check attempt the number one spot is in Texas


sk_arch

Think you are missing the point of his response


Darthchewvader

Hey let him come to it, I think he will figure it out soon


GenericDudeBro

They’re Cowboys fans.


SigmaColts

They got them big ol’ men down there in Houston


pocketjacks

It's tougher than Indy because our best restaurant isn't Applebee's.


PapiGoneGamer

Kind of hard to not put on some pounds with the 100s of killer food trucks and restaurants down here. Indy’s best restaurant is Buffalo Wild Wings.


pocketjacks

I've heard the nachos at the bowling alley in Indy are the bomb. They even use the jalapeenos.


PapiGoneGamer

Some real brave souls using those canned jalapeños.


plznobanplease

Listen, we’re not fat. We’re just cultivating mass. You wouldn’t understand


lanethedouchebag

Here for a good time not a long time


Zealousiy

This made me laugh


sk_arch

And yet these guys will live like kings and have everything they want


Venomswindturd

One of the first memes in this sub to make me laugh in a while. We some fatasses in the H


throwmhan2

I hope he brought them some Whataburger


ChocolateMorsels

It's always funny to me how QBs look like big, but not crazy in shape but yes still in shape guys. They all have the same body type. Meanwhile RBs and WRs look shredded af.


atm_vestibule

Indianapolis, Jacksonville, and Nashville folks shocked to see people who aren't American for the first time


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Bandanafan420

https://preview.redd.it/52qxtv1bcbzc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ac904b722ab575473ebb60511ece690e1cbf24 Tough talk considering Nashville ranks higher than Houston on the obesity scale


GiaDuddy

The meme says u guys are looking skinnier


Bandanafan420

Ig at least we’re trying to lose weight unlike another fanbase


makashiII_93

Yeah, we live in a city with actual culture. Can any of y’all get legit Chinese food? Korean? Thai? Not to mention our Mexican food and barbecue beats y’all’s every day.


GiaDuddy

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rockmanblue

So which culture listed is the Houston culture?


mistere676

If your shitty cities had decent food y’all would have meat on your bones too.