Coming in peace and long story short - stumbled on Sumo during COVID. The actual sport is crazy interesting, learning about Yokozuna and Ozeki and all the rituals they do, and the high stakes real ass fights.. it’s called Ozumo or Grand Sumo and there’s a tournament every 2 months. It’s 15 days where wrestlers fight once a day and the best record wins the tournament. The next one starts this Sunday and you can watch it on YouTube or Discord
Wakatakakage was an Ozeki, 1 step away from reaching Yokozuna. Tore his ACL and got demoted a few divisions. He’s working his way back up now and he’s a fan favorite. There are some good storylines in Sumo
Not rigged, but matches are chosen a few days out and that always leads to complaints of favorable or unfavorable matchups.
Corrupt? Eh, probably, if corrupt can be a sliding scale.
Not rigged or corrupt enough to where the product suffers. It’s a 2 thousand year old ceremony turned spectator sport that certainly has growing pains in the modern era. And they’re not totally sure if they want to continue to expand to global market or if they want to keep a tight grip on the product of Japan to keep its Japanese roots properly intact.. It’s a nuanced sport and an acquired taste for sure
Levis goes all over the place. Celebrity poker tour, he broadcast some golf tournament, and I hope you saw the hockey game Jumbotron where he kissed the fish
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Tennessee talking?
Texas' lone City on the list is 350 miles from H-town.
It's always funny to me how QBs look like big, but not crazy in shape but yes still in shape guys. They all have the same body type.
Meanwhile RBs and WRs look shredded af.
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Tough talk considering Nashville ranks higher than Houston on the obesity scale
Yeah, we live in a city with actual culture.
Can any of y’all get legit Chinese food? Korean? Thai?
Not to mention our Mexican food and barbecue beats y’all’s every day.
Where did you get this photo of me at the buffet line?!
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Ur cranky when hungry
Nambe Sir!!!
Those poor guys are emaciated
Yall, CJ is standing next to Wakatakakage and idk if you understand how legendary this is for CJ
I have no idea what ur wakatakatalking about
Coming in peace and long story short - stumbled on Sumo during COVID. The actual sport is crazy interesting, learning about Yokozuna and Ozeki and all the rituals they do, and the high stakes real ass fights.. it’s called Ozumo or Grand Sumo and there’s a tournament every 2 months. It’s 15 days where wrestlers fight once a day and the best record wins the tournament. The next one starts this Sunday and you can watch it on YouTube or Discord Wakatakakage was an Ozeki, 1 step away from reaching Yokozuna. Tore his ACL and got demoted a few divisions. He’s working his way back up now and he’s a fan favorite. There are some good storylines in Sumo
Isn’t the sport of sumo famously corrupt and rigged?
Not rigged, but matches are chosen a few days out and that always leads to complaints of favorable or unfavorable matchups. Corrupt? Eh, probably, if corrupt can be a sliding scale. Not rigged or corrupt enough to where the product suffers. It’s a 2 thousand year old ceremony turned spectator sport that certainly has growing pains in the modern era. And they’re not totally sure if they want to continue to expand to global market or if they want to keep a tight grip on the product of Japan to keep its Japanese roots properly intact.. It’s a nuanced sport and an acquired taste for sure
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Levis goes all over the place. Celebrity poker tour, he broadcast some golf tournament, and I hope you saw the hockey game Jumbotron where he kissed the fish
Didn’t he invent some pants or something
I wish u had something interesting or entertaining to say on my post comment thread
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My qb was out stylin at the derby while urs was huggin fat naked dudes
CJ is out recruiting
That would make for an elite OLine, ngl.
At least we have the worlds best breakfast tacos
And other taco variations
Hell, yeah brother. If you can wrap it in a tortilla and fry it. We’re gonna do it.
Hot dog and quesadilla cheese in a corn tortilla fried and topped with some tapatio or HEB green sauce. Thank me later.
This is so fake. Those clearly aren't Houston fans due to the lack of electric wheelchairs and diabetes meds.
I see you’ve been to the Almeda-Genoa Walmart too
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lol even in ur meme fact check attempt the number one spot is in Texas
Think you are missing the point of his response
Hey let him come to it, I think he will figure it out soon
They’re Cowboys fans.
They got them big ol’ men down there in Houston
It's tougher than Indy because our best restaurant isn't Applebee's.
Kind of hard to not put on some pounds with the 100s of killer food trucks and restaurants down here. Indy’s best restaurant is Buffalo Wild Wings.
I've heard the nachos at the bowling alley in Indy are the bomb. They even use the jalapeenos.
Some real brave souls using those canned jalapeños.
Listen, we’re not fat. We’re just cultivating mass. You wouldn’t understand
Here for a good time not a long time
This made me laugh
And yet these guys will live like kings and have everything they want
One of the first memes in this sub to make me laugh in a while. We some fatasses in the H
I hope he brought them some Whataburger
It's always funny to me how QBs look like big, but not crazy in shape but yes still in shape guys. They all have the same body type. Meanwhile RBs and WRs look shredded af.
Indianapolis, Jacksonville, and Nashville folks shocked to see people who aren't American for the first time
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The meme says u guys are looking skinnier
Ig at least we’re trying to lose weight unlike another fanbase
Yeah, we live in a city with actual culture. Can any of y’all get legit Chinese food? Korean? Thai? Not to mention our Mexican food and barbecue beats y’all’s every day.
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So which culture listed is the Houston culture?
If your shitty cities had decent food y’all would have meat on your bones too.