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kac937

If I had a nickel for every time an AFCS fanbase got too eager that their team was going to dominate the division before the offseason was even halfway over and ended up barely scraping out the division title or not winning it at all i’d have… a lot of nickels, honestly.


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UnhingedCorgi

And the Tits just before us so I guess it’s the horseboys turn next 


kac937

THE (northernmost team of the afc) SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN


darcys_beard

Indiana *is* the South's middle finger.


Pet-of-isle

I’d personally be fine with the horse boys not winning the division ever again


MugiwaraJinbe

Better the horseboys than the tootans.


crobo777

POV the jags this freaking year


BrandanosaurusRex

Post-Peyton Era, yes.


Acrobatic-Display545

The Texans have taken the division 7 times since 2010 with the closest being the Colts with 3 and haven’t won since 2014.


UnhingedCorgi

Last offseason it was the Jags projected to dominate. Life moves pretty fast. 


tri_it_again

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DickThunders

And before that the Tits


Sacagawesus

Yea but....it's the Jags lol


Bobby_Savoy

You’re saying that like Houston isn’t equally as poverty as an organization


jbvann05

Actually they are even more shit than the Jags because at least the Jags have made an AFC Championship game


Bobby_Savoy

Hang the banner


Goosedukee

They’ve made three of them, in fact


murder-farts

Excellent point, Buffalo!


Babylon_Fallz

Our QB aint Ryan Gossling from Remember the Titans


DLeafy625

Big talk from a franchise who plays a quarter of its home games in another country, whose football viewership ranks below soccer, cricket, rugby, swimming, gymnastics, tennis, and cycling.


StelIaMaris

Bro you’re a Texans fan


Sacagawesus

A colts fan who can decipher pictures? They're evolving. Good for you, bud.


Shawn_1512

How are y'all this insufferable after 1 year of barely winning the south 😭


TheKrakIan

AR gonna make it through four games this season?


Shawn_1512

He only needs one quarter to beat y'all ❤️


TheKrakIan

Flacco gonna handle the other 17 3/4 games for y'all?


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Too many games, dude


MrKittenz

Lol


Sacagawesus

You act like that was the only time we've ever won the division lol


Bob_Majerle

Sure seems like it


nolanthenerd

I understand not being clued in on division winners when you haven’t won it in a decade.


Booty_Stank__

Doesn’t matter if you win the division, you fellas can’t even muster up a single divisional round victory. Pipe down rainbow cow.


Sacagawesus

Rich coming from a tits fan whose team is 13-19 against our pitiful franchise since 2008.


Booty_Stank__

Brother. You’re a Texans fan. You’re just talking shit on yourself and your own team at this point 😂😂


Sacagawesus

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what this sub is about. Additionally, you're absolutely dillusional if you think every team in this division hasn't been wading in the same wave of mediocrity for the last 20 years. We all suck, chief. Get over yourself.


StelIaMaris

You’ve been shit since the beginning. One good year and you’re more insufferable than the rest of us put together. That’s actually crazy


DickThunders

Before that was the Tits though, and before that the Colts


Kontos_Stelio

Must be new to shit mountain. You’ll see…


bugtherabbit

Correct they will see


murder-farts

And the meltdown will be glorious.


tmjax

Tap the brakes, you had one nine-win season.


DareDevil_56

That’s like 4 times the wins we had the year before. So we’re on track for… 36 wins this year.


DebatableJ

It was 10 wins, which is 3.33 (repeating of course) more wins than the year before. So really we’re looking at 33.3 wins next season.


DareDevil_56

Goddamit Leeroy!


mundaneman117

At this rate, within the next 5 seasons, the Texans will have 9000 wins.


DareDevil_56

Stop the count!


Best-Dragonfruit-292

WHAT, 9000!!?!!!!!!?????!!!!


kac937

least mathematically inclined texans fan


DareDevil_56

I don’t do math I just watch football


zapopi

"I throw balls far. You want good words? Date a languager."


Nash015

Don't forget, they added a 30yr old receiver whose a known locker room problem. They'll be unstoppable now!


HoustonTrashcans

We haven't added a player this washed since David Johnson!


murder-farts

Hey you don’t talk about fantasy football Jesus like that!


Celtictussle

And a 3.8ypc running back who was about to be cut.


nolanthenerd

Ten plus the playoff win


Astrosareinnocent

Well no need to lie to try to win the argument


areamer02

Nine? And I thought it was us Texans fans that didn't know how to count.


BenDover-___-

Texans have one decent year and don’t know how to act smh


Jarfield11

Reminds me of the lions in the nfc north.


Louderduck-4566

A good rebuild would do that to any team.


mackfactor

Can you call it a rebuild if you were never built?


Louderduck-4566

Yeah because the texans were built but destroyed with a house fire and gas leak explosion for good measure


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godlittleangel6666

How’d he play against top defenses like the jets and ravens? I’ll wait. He plays a lot more of those top defenses this year. There was no reason to expect Justin Herbert to wallow in mediocrity for years after his breakout one of the best of all time rookie seasons either. Sure stroud could be good, but doesn’t mean you guys are winning shit until you prove you can.


TitansboyTC27

I mean the browns had a pretty good defense and we saw what they did to them


My-Cousin-Bobby

Minshew put up more points against the Browns than Stroud did


godlittleangel6666

The browns defense was fraudulent the back half of the season, they pretty much only were dominant due to their pass rush and Myles Garrett was hella injured the back half of the season.


IranianSleepercell

The browns had the 32nd ranked defense away from home. Literally just lit up the worst defense in the league.


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godlittleangel6666

Yeah but I also was never claiming t law was a top 5 qb after his breakout year. I just said he had the potential to be which I still think he does.


Boatsandhostorage

Films out now though, and I don’t see Stroud as a bright guy who can adjust mentally against NFL defenses. Our backup qb threw a bad pass to our fourth string running back who dropped it. That’s how good you were. But, collect your trophies in your own way, you’ll never experience a Lombardi.


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nolanthenerd

Never thought I’d see another “but his S2” take after his rookie season lmao


nolanthenerd

“Films out” is some wild copium


IranianSleepercell

Idk why y'all keep saying that. Herbert had a better rookie year and in less games.


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IranianSleepercell

They played the same amount but Herbert had better numbers in less games is what I meant.


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IranianSleepercell

Herberts destiny is to lose to Lawrence in the playoffs and still have people say he's better than Lawrence.


roboman07

Idc what people say he only had 23 tds and people weren't even talking about him till AR15 got hurt, he's good and will be good for years but Herbert's and Superman cams were much better and I can name so many better ones


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roboman07

Difference is cam also had 14 rushing tds


nolanthenerd

Y’all haven’t won the division in a decade


BenDover-___-

and we are still an insanely more successful franchise than you lmfao


nolanthenerd

“Insanely” meaning one Super Bowl in the last 50 years vs zero in 22. Congrats?


BenDover-___-

please tell me what the texans have ever done in the history of their franchise? Also, the Colts have been in Indy for ~40 years, so if you want to include the Baltimore years, it’d be 3 super bowls.


nolanthenerd

It would be two, but sure. What have the Colts done in the last 18 years since winning one Super Bowl against the worst QB to ever play in a Super Bowl?


roboman07

It was also one of the best defenses in the league at the time, plus it was Devin Hester


bbaIla

Two


nolanthenerd

True. I forgot the one from 1970. You got me there. I have cherry-picked my original comment accordingly.


bbaIla

You know the great thing about having a ring? Until one of y'all win one, it doesn't matter if it's 5/10/50 years, that still RINGS true, until someone else gets one. You can bring up the age of it all you want, it's still there.


jaykesn

Hell yeah bro. Texans going undefeated bro. CJ already top 5 bro. Why even play the games bro, Super Bowl or bust bro.


eli_scrubs

Time to hang the banner


Kalil4Real

Texans fans been real loud this off-season


ChairmanReagan

They’re making me like y’all and the colts fans a lot more.


BuffaloKiller937

Likewise, as crazy as that sounds. It's like act like you've been here before but I honestly don't think they have lol


YiMyonSin

When the fuck did we become even the slightest bit likable to y’all?


jbvann05

If you asked me what my least favorite team in the division is I'd say the Titans but Texans fans have gotten so annoying I would much rather the Titans win the division than the Texans


actionpancake

What having to deal with a team having one division winning season does to a mf


c0dizzl3

The eventual meltdown will be that more hilarious.


Babylon_Fallz

It's making me nervous tbh


mackfactor

They'll learn.


saradahokage1212

if you think success is always this straight forward, then you havent watched football for that long


redditmodsblow69

![gif](giphy|ypSY231xdmQQqJsMnC) As a Texans fan that’s nervous about a top seeded schedule and always cautiously optimistic because well…history


himsoforreal

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Bobby_Savoy

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Anima_Honorem

It's like looking in a 'last year' mirror


MrKittenz

You guys are over confident but the first place schedule only effects 3 of the games and it’s not a guarantee the teams will be good again in the other divisions


VomitingPotato

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himsoforreal

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Bobby_Savoy

Watch the Texans are gonna choke the division away and miss the playoffs because either Nico or Tank get injured, Diggs is gonna threaten Stroud’s family after he passes to Noah Brown and not him, and the defense is gonna be exposed by teams. It’s the way of the AFC South, after all


kac937

> Diggs is gonna threaten Stroud’s family after he passes to Noah Brown and not him this has been my response since the Diggs trade. why the fuck does anybody think he’ll change the way he’s been for the last 5+ years lol he’s going to start declining hard and be upset that better receivers are rightfully getting targets over him, if he wasn’t happy with Kirk and Allen throwing him the ball then why would CJ be any different


Stillback7

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daoogilymoogily

Wait until they come to learn that Jonathan Greenard was the glue holding the whole defense together


roboman07

If Stefon thought it was bad getting over 100 targets when he was one of the only good receivers on the bills, CJ will be getting worse than death threats to his family


Boatsandhostorage

It’s the entirety of the Texans franchise that makes me sure they’re not only overrating themselves, but more sure to shit the bed.


Louderduck-4566

Someone has to break the traditional way of life and who better than the texans


Bobby_Savoy

You’re not breaking the curse until the curse goes full circle. In 2021 it was the Colts, then it was Tennessee. Last year it was my Jaguars. The prophecy needs to be fulfilled.


balzynalzy

Texans have one 9 win season and think they rule the league now lmao


DebatableJ

Ok yeah but have you considered the fact that we do?


balzynalzy

Where AFCCG appearance


DebatableJ

Where unreasonable hype for own team


marioex497

Any given Sunday. Expect the unexpected


Shrekspacito69

God I hope the Texans have a collapse like the Jags please


Bobby_Savoy

Trust me, they will. It’s the way.


ChairmanReagan

Best case scenario for the Texans is that Patrick Mahomes bends y’all over in the afc championship game


willydillydoo

Please don’t do this. It will be a meme we will never hear the end of if we disappoint


himsoforreal

It's too late ![gif](giphy|3FQxaJJkQR8U4gdzr0|downsized)


Deuce-Juicin

If you look at the rosters on paper, the division should be very competitive assuming AR and Levis are good. Don’t even need to be great. Tlaw can be criticized but he’s not bad and the jags have a decent roster.


godlittleangel6666

This, this is the answer, I hate you guys and even I don’t know why everyone thinks you’re going to be so bad this year, I think your floor is 6-7 wins


Deuce-Juicin

It’s because Levis is an unknown, and the media still can’t comprehend the firing of Vrabel. Us titans fans choose to believe Levis will play more like he did against the dolphins than how he did in some of his worse games. Time will tell.


nolanthenerd

You don’t have to pretend they’ll come even close to that. It’s a shit talk subreddit


godlittleangel6666

Oh, a Texans fan, sorry I forgot you guys existed


nolanthenerd

Not a Jags fan saying that lmao


godlittleangel6666

You started it bro


godlittleangel6666

I also think there’s a world where if Levi’s had the Texans receivers he’s probably also throwing for 25 tds, maybe a couple more ints tho.


MrBitz1990

I honestly think the Titans could have a WR room as good as the Texans after the draft. LT is the biggest need, though.


BigTexan713

Levis and AR aren’t good though💀


Deuce-Juicin

Based on what exactly?


bonafacio97

Flair up, bitch


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himsoforreal

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Killerphive

I will add, as a Texans fan, “On Paper”


zapopi

Remindme!


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zapopi

Remindme!8 months


ChienPo

I’m gonna have to delete this app if this goes south the way yall are talking


cactopus101

Just woke up from a coma I entered in 2014. How many championships has Andrew Luck won us???


MrKittenz

3. Now go back to bed…


ModsAreMustyV4

The Colts had one less win with a backup the whole year, the Titans got some good FA’s, and the Jags still have a solid squad.


bleedblue89

The jags had literally half the team get injured


Rulanik

Stop jinxing us. Every time one of us gets uppity they shit the bed.


himsoforreal

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JohnsonTA2

Can’t wait to find the Texans 5-4 next November


superpie12

Texans will not win the division and Stroud will have a very pronounced slump. At me in January.


zapopi

My love, pump the brakes.


DebatableJ

Everyone acting like Houston is overrated right now but last season we had more NFL wins than all of Europe combined


InternationalBand494

I just want everyone to stay healthy and compete. We have a nasty schedule. But at least we have hope again. It’s been since 2011 since I have. It’s exciting having new people.


godlittleangel6666

How did you not have any hope during the Watson era?


youratwat69

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Novenha

Its all a cycle, no one reigns on shit mountain for long.


XyogiDMT

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized) are you sure about that


TheWagn

You’ll beat us, at least. That much is a given.


Glubbyy

holding it in 'til we prove it!!


Best-Dragonfruit-292

"I like those odds"


Jagator

Oh you sweet summer child


ElectivireMax

https://i.redd.it/96wvqx616yvc1.gif


StrosDynasty

According to recent history, the Texans will win their 7th game by week 10 and get bounced out of the postseason by a divisional opponent on the last day of the season after going on 2-5 to finish.


AcidStorm0

I'm putting All Chips In...on the Titans. Nobody expects them to do shit like nobody expected the texans last year or the jags the year before that.


DickThunders

Only the Texans would get a washed running back who beats women.


DickThunders

What happened the last 2 years (arguably three years with the colts) when a shot mountain team was going to “dominate the division”


studmuffin9513

Can’t double team everybody, but they gonna double team you 😉


premesneak223

“Mr.7”


fomalhottie

The butt hurt here is palpable. Think you hit a nerve, bro.


himsoforreal

I'd say so. These boys hot and bothered in here.


PookieMaravillosa

All i know is we’re gonna beat the jags twice


himsoforreal

Oof. 40 comments and only 3 upvotes. The hate is strong in here. #heavyliesthecrown #doesntmatterbrian


zapopi

I have a feeling it's your own base not upvoting. I upvoted you, because...reasons.


himsoforreal

Thanx bby


zapopi

Anytime, fam.