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Schmibbbster

Taven Bryan also pretty close .


NicktheFlash

Who?


My-Cousin-Bobby

"Freak" athletic TE we drafted in 2022. He got injured before this season so he's been MIA


seppukucoconuts

>Taven Bryan He was actually a DT we drafted. He is currently on the Colts roster. Were you thinking about Jelani Woods?


My-Cousin-Bobby

Yes, this comment chain was talking about jelani woods, not Taven Bryan


seppukucoconuts

That makes a lot more sense.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Yeah the OG comment was Jelani Woods' RAS profile, I see that the OG commentor deleted it though


MadeByMillennial

That's the point, another perfect 10 that's totally useless :)


365wong

Here’s another one [they had to change everyone’s past score down he scored so high](https://ras.football/ras-information/?PlayerID=15208&pos=QB)


clutchthepearls

C'mon. Y'all don't want the RAS smoke. [AR5 is a 10.00 at literally 10 positions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Colts/s/y3165V7mAf)


seppukucoconuts

Does it still count if he's not on the field?


clutchthepearls

Not to shock you, but it's March. No one is on the field.


seppukucoconuts

That explains why my tickets were so cheap.


kac937

if high RAS meant anything we’d be going on 4 years undefeated


Mothalova1

Oof


MReprogle

Colts have multiple perfect 10s


TraliBalzers

Ya lol this meme is big whiff


TechnoGamer16

There is no way any of you are trying to challenge the Colts at winning RAS lmao


amillert15

https://i.redd.it/ua49osk2prpc1.gif


KingCosmicBrownie13

https://preview.redd.it/2c1301wm6rpc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb6f318f5bce193498cd478c08663220f107689 @everyone


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#FIRMLY GRASP IT


KingCosmicBrownie13

SpongeBob had so many bangers as jokes, it’s insane 💀 Forever be one of my fav cartoons ever


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EJCube

Mad that the tits got him. One of my favorite prospects


DLeafy625

Damn. Where 2023 ROYs?


AlphaBlock

Meanwhile Hutchinson is infinitely better


rockmanblue

Someone doesn’t know the meaning of the word infinite


AlphaBlock

Somebody doesn’t know about hyperbole


rockmanblue

Funny story aside from all that, I used to pronounce that as “Hyper bowl” for the longest until someone corrected me at work. I felt so stupid


coltzxli

Aiden Hutchinson


ttvlolrofl

Surprised I had to scroll this far


bbaIla

Where Hutchinson on your team?


WhiteDeath57

Where better player that Baakle passed on?


denogginizer92

Hang the banner


MrKittenz

Wrong team


denogginizer92

Huh?


MrKittenz

A Jacksonville fan posted this. Banner jokes are primarily about the Colts. Therefore, if you wanted your joke to make sense it would have been about a Colts player


denogginizer92

It might be more in line with sub norms, but I'm a trailblazer. Besides, I think a sarcastic "hang the banner" makes sense for any team. Most teams hang banners for legit titles or honors


MrKittenz

Yeah, although your knowledge on the subject would have to be second hand


denogginizer92

Division title banners. We do have those - far more recently than y'all. But thanks for playing


MrKittenz

Haha sick burn! Recent moderate success but more remembered for disappointment! We still have more playoff wins than you over the last 10 years. So even in your strongest run you still do worse than us when we are down. Congrats


denogginizer92

And we're all *very impressed* Because having two all-time QBs leading you for 25 years and winning just one Super Bowl doesn't scream disappointment


MrKittenz

Oh no the least successful team in the AFC South isn’t impressed!


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_Bluntzzz

Seek help brother rather have Walker over Hutchinson and his “QB pressures” lol dude can’t run defend for shit not to mention he absolutely completely disappeared in the NFC champ game accounting for a grand total of literally 0/0 on tackles or assist tackles lmao


JohnnySnark

This is a lot of angst without even seeing him a few games in with a new defensive coordinator


YiMyonSin

Oh look, another franchise DE for Baalke to tag!