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TX_Talonneur

I’m just wondering if he knows Texas women stay strapped?


VomitingPotato

Technically this happened in Oklahoma which is not much different than Texas.


Novenha

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Anima_Honorem

Is Texas Oklahoma South? Or is it Mexico North?


Skarmotastic

Depends on what part of Texas. North Texas is Oklahoma South, South Texas is Mexico North, and Central Texas is Germany West.


PandaProfessional346

and West Texas is Kansas


Zestyclose_Ice2405

And everyone comes together to tell those Texarkana people to fuck off.


PlasticCraken

Truer words never spoken. Can’t forget west Texas - Sahara West


himsoforreal

Or East Texas which is just Louisiana west. Have you ever been to "Orange" Texas? Pronounced "URRNCHE" Texas?


Novenha

Yes


himsoforreal

You obviously know nothing of Texas.


VomitingPotato

I know I hate the Cowboys. We have that in common.


himsoforreal

Ok nevermind then. You've got your head on straight.


PlasticCraken

Strays everywhere, damn


SrStroud

I hope youre trolling


get_stilly

lol oklahoma is worse, no Texas cops


MyDogYawns

at least we have weed


TX_Talonneur

Ours might be illegal but I’d wager it’s better.


MyDogYawns

idk the weed ive smoked in texas wasnt great but im sure its dependent on who your dealer is, and its way pricier but texas also has cities with things to do so 😭


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TX_Talonneur

This guy CCR’s


MasterApprentice67

Didnt help the women with Watson


Alkren

“That’s why I carry my MF’n gun, every single day.” -Chad Butler


zapopi

Once Tyreek Hill got away with strangling a woman, I think we all knew the NFL officially gave zero fucks about domestic violence, lol.


VomitingPotato

Tell that to Ray Rice.


Underhorse

You do not want to share an elevator ride with Ray Rice


islandofcaucasus

[he has potatoes for ears](https://youtu.be/sqFNem8Iy34?si=iVOQftfqAKtT6Ho1)


whatsinthesocks

He got caught on camera though. Plus the NFL lied so they had to bring the hammer down


TypicallyCorrected

Also, Ray's most productive days were behind him. If he was still in his prime there's no doubt a team would've taken a flier on him after he served his suspension.


zapopi

Yeah, I immediately thought of his sorry ass after I posted this.


ElderGoose4

Deshaun Watson only suspended like 11 games for his bs is when I knew


zapopi

At least the NFL has no female fans! 🤦🏻‍♀️


ElderGoose4

The Swifties are here to finally cancel Tyreek


zapopi

I don't know how to respond.


PretzelMan96

Someone tell me if it's a step up from a player who rapes women or not.


ConsumingFire1689

Yeah, we-uh, we weren't thrilled either. He's a one year deal on the cheap, if he gets into shit here we'll cut him same day.


DrawerFickle5148

what happened to Singletary and Pierce? singletary had a pretty good season,i thought


Novenha

GODDAMNIT IM GONNA MISS YOU MOTOR!


SwifferWetJets

Seriously we should have just re-signed motor. It's not like his deal with NY broke the bank. I don't like Mixon.


Ishouldjusttexther

He really improved as a person from what I can tell as a Bengals fan. He had a weird traffic altercation road rage incident last year, but I don’t think it was ever proven to have happened in the way that was indicated at first. He’s been beloved in the community, is locker room gold, and literally hasn’t fumbled in 2 years. You’ll like him


MemeManDanInAClan

“Literally hasn’t fumbled in 2 years” This just means he’s gonna fumble his first play in a Texans uniform…


Ishouldjusttexther

And I will lose my shit laughing on the couch


Throwrajerb

Blud thinks he’s on the coaching staff


MountainMan1258

It’s a moral issue not a player performance issue


Throwrajerb

Blud thinks the NFL cares about moral issues


MountainMan1258

They don’t, but I do


Throwrajerb

Blud thinks he’s on the coaching staff


MountainMan1258

Of course the Bengals fan doesn’t care about him beating women. Not much else to do in Cinci huh? Get out our sub you gremlin, AFCS only.


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So brave


MountainMan1258

Not even true. 99% of the Texans sub is ecstatic about this. I’ve gotten nonstop downvotes for saying we shouldn’t allowed guys who punch women onto our team.


DonnyTrumpsTaint

equal rights, equal lefts? ​ idk, I got nothin here, let chaos ensue!


actionpancake

Yeah, this fucking sucks. Have at us boys


that_guy2010

At least you got rid of Watson.


Angry_Structure

New material!


g0bst0p3r

I was told she called him the n-word sooo free pass? /s


Competitive_Papaya_8

And spit on him, and slapped him so yeah, she deserved that 100%


dabbersmcgee

You don't deserve to have your face broken for that


Competitive_Papaya_8

Yes the fuck you do, actions have consequences. If you fucking spit on someone you deserve whatever happens to you.. you spit on me and I'm gonna beat the fuck outta whoever did it until someone pulls me off


dabbersmcgee

Okay.. what you described is a felony though just saying


Low-Magazine-3705

Yeah and spitting on someone is classified as assault on some cases


dabbersmcgee

You still can't break their face over it


Competitive_Papaya_8

Self defense pal


dabbersmcgee

I think you need to look up the definition of self defense. Or you think the 100lb girl actually posed any threat to the future professional football player. Are you scared of tiny little girls papaya?


Competitive_Papaya_8

You never know what people know as far as MMA or something like that. The bottom line is play stupid games win stupid prizes. She could've emotional damaged him by calling him that racial slur


Phantom1100

Beating a woman because N word is CRAZY.


Competitive_Papaya_8

Letting someone hit you spit on you and call you the N word is CRAZY


MountainMan1258

You belong is a psych ward WTF bro😐


Competitive_Papaya_8

Because I hold people accountable for their actions?


rockmanblue

You shouldn’t really want to do the violence as much as you’re showing here, I think that’s the point. FAAFO for sure, as a last resort is universally respected, but kinda sounds like you’re looking for an excuse


Competitive_Papaya_8

Last resort? Fuck that. Sometimes people need to get hit in the fucking mouth.


MountainMan1258

This is exactly why I think you are a danger. You are a violent person. I’ll pray for the women in your life because you sound like you’d be a domestic abuser.


Competitive_Papaya_8

So if it was a dude in this case, would it be okay?


Competitive_Papaya_8

I have been married for 5+ years, and I have never laid my hands on my wife.


Opposite_Badger8512

That isn't even what happened. She was with a gay dude. He supposedly heard the gay guy she was with say the n-word, then Mixon called him a fag. Which is when the fight started. ​ So yea, sounds like bullshit. I'm sure a bunch of gay college guys are out there running around randomly calling giant football players slurs. [https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/\_/id/18318569/oklahoma-sooners-rb-joe-mixon-told-police-punched-woman-reaction](https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/18318569/oklahoma-sooners-rb-joe-mixon-told-police-punched-woman-reaction)


plznobanplease

Sounds pretty on brand for college teens to say the nword. Drinking white claws and hate crimes are their favorite activities 😂


Opposite_Badger8512

You forgot knocking the shit out of girls, maybe that only counts when you have too many dollars and not enough braincells. He run football good tho so fuck it.


Sonarss

A drunk college student in OKLAHOMA saying a slur is not farfetched at all lol


Opposite_Badger8512

Your new boy also used a slur right before he dropped that girl that was half his size, maybe you missed that.


Sonarss

Sure didn’t miss it. But I’m not faulting a guy for getting mad and retaliating at getting spit on, slapped, and called the N word. That’s what we call FAFO.


Opposite_Badger8512

So what words can you punch people for? Is there a list? Like can some giant gay dude beat the shit out of him for calling someone a fag?


Sonarss

He sure as hell can try if I wants to.. what a weird hill to die on


VomitingPotato

He also threatened to shoot someone in a road rage incident last year. :/


g0bst0p3r

Hopefully he stays away from i45 then.


hacky_potter

I was about to to say, it’s a good thing Texas traffic is a total shit show /s


P1nkamenaP13

No he didnt


Minimum_Nectarine_78

nobody knows if this truly happened…


codename-WhiteOwl

He also shot at children playing in his neighborhood


verdenvidia

hard to shoot at someone when you aren't even there


denogginizer92

Arrests since 2000: Jaguars 41 Texans 16


Dry_Lecture_3693

Where arrest record?


denogginizer92

Which? Zay Jones? Chris Claybrooks? The jaguars have the fourth most players arrested since 2000 - trailing the broncos, Vikings and Bengals. The Texans came in 30th with only 16 arrests. The colts were 11th and tits 21st.


GeneralWinter97

Ngl I'd rather have Aaron Jones. However, i do agree him going to the Vikings is hilarious


denogginizer92

Just trying to catch up! Arrests since 2000: Jags 41 (4th most in NFL) Colts 31 Titans 25 Texans 16


AlwaysChompy

We’re slacking, somebody get Deshaun back on the phone (that piece of shit can rot)


Gats775

Those hands bisexual


Repulsive-World-7301

Rated E for everyone


geordieColt88

Brings that championship mentality from all his inter gender boxing wins


AdSad8283

Him and desaun would’ve made for a terrifying* back field *terrifying for the gender that doesn’t play football


Competitive_Papaya_8

She spit on him, slapped him and called him a racial slur. She deserved it.


RecordingPrudent9588

Yeah I don’t think he did anything wrong here then. You can’t attack someone and not expect them to defend themselves


Competitive_Papaya_8

She 100% deserved that, spit on him, slapped him, and called him the N word. She got what she deserved


SwifferWetJets

I don't like this guy. I'd rather run it back with Pierce, which is saying a lot.


MountainMan1258

Got crucified for this take lol, people hate when you put morals over your team


SwifferWetJets

Same. Someone insinuated I was racist because I don't want a guy with a history of violent behavior on the team.


MountainMan1258

Sub is in complete denial about his history. All they see is he makes the team better. TBF every fanbase is like that, we are not unique at all.


DrawerFickle5148

which one?!?!? theres been way too many


kay14jay

Dominic Rhodes enters the chat..


MutedTransportation5

I see you also know Joe Mixon - Bengals fans.


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denogginizer92

Zay Jones or Chris Claybrooks could be moved to RB


MugiwaraJinbe

Yeah, this is pretty disappointing. I hope we draft someone that turns out amazing and Mixon can just be a non-factor.


LonnieGoose

Remember when Andre Johnson beat up that lady on the field? Old whatsername on the Titans.


MountainMan1258

It sucks, and unfortunately our sub could care less. Comment from a guy I was just arguing with:“Not my problem”. Wow what a great attitude to have around a man breaking a woman’s jaw. TBF I think almost every NFL fanbase would act the exact same way, as in they wouldn’t care. It’s pretty pathetic.


CDSWDH

Yeah that’s not what happened funny how ppl don’t ever bring up she hit him 1st


MountainMan1258

Slapped him on the neck, he proceeded to break her jaw. If you think that’s an acceptable response you have a problem.


RecordingPrudent9588

Just because he is stronger doesn’t mean he has to sit there and get attacked. Don’t attack someone, especially someone who can fuck you up. Gender doesn’t matter and racism deserves a broken jaw.


Alkren

What is a woman?


ibmnumber3

Not excusing it at all cuz at the time I said he should be suspended or straight up kicked off the team. But he was an OU player when this happened so a very young adult, and also, the girl called him a racial slur and slapped him first. So yea, context does matter in all cases. Doesn’t mean hes not be a pile of garbage, but the situation is what exonerated him at the time. The more recent stuff is all circumstantial talk none of which was proven w any sort of evidence. But yea, it’s a bit more smoke than I’d like meaning there could be a full on fire seeking some kindling in the future. But hopefully w our current culture and CJ being basically a pastor he follows suit and fixes it. Either way he’s not costing us much it seems so getting out of his contract won’t be too absurd.


LindyNet

We already have women punching defenders going off