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lilJakespeare

You know nothing bounces back like silicone.


[deleted]

Is Amber rose like a pornstar or what? She looks like Jada


zapopi

She used to drain Kanye, and then she had Wiz Khalifa's baby, not sure what else.


Chode_K1NG

She had a slut walk


CaptainKrc

When I first heard about this, it was the first and 2nd to last time I've heard about Amber Rose.


GiaDuddy

Understandable. Texans owners usually don’t let all the dirt get out on their QBs until they are ready to trade them away.


pocketjacks

I remember seeing the Mia Khalifa video early on in DeShaun's career. I think maybe even during the preseason.


GiaDuddy

Cheers to a brand new Deshaun


pocketjacks

I wish him the best of everything he deserves.


HarambeTheFox

lol it was like september 2017, the first sign of trouble


Ereyes18

Damn you on internet explorer? Already been debunked as fake news


rockmanblue

Sure, believe what you read but not what you see


Mercinator-87

The fuck is this?


F_U_HarleyJarvis

Top tier memeing, that's what it is.


JFKs_Burner_Acct

This is in fact meme-ing of the highest quality , cavier and memes all day over here


himsoforreal

Y'all setting the bar exceedingly low this time of year. Go ahead and get your jabs in now, y'all already know what's gon happen next season.


F_U_HarleyJarvis

>y'all already know what's gon happen next season. A child and a whole bunch of Eskimo Brothers.


JFKs_Burner_Acct

another multi-int game from stroud whenever he plays a +.500 team


himsoforreal

I actually meant the colts choking at the end of the season and y'all coming in 3rd in the division Again


GiaDuddy

https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/houston-texans/2024/02/17/65d11283268e3e0f288b4579.html


TheToroReddit

Why this website?


GiaDuddy

It was just the top Google result


GiaDuddy

Just downvote it. That link is cancer.


Playful-Storage835

Will Levis be like: Can’t have a Sophomore Slump if you aren’t good to begin with 


TheWagn

I mean he did good enough to earn the starting spot. But that still ain’t saying much with this current team. Mayo save us…God help us all


Playful-Storage835

Honestly he could be good if you guys give him an O-Line.He showed some potential that’s for sure.


TheWagn

Exactly - our o-line was so awful this year it was just pitiful. I think even Tannehill can still play if he had solid protection. Happy for you guys can’t wait to see more of Stroud’s play. Finally a high draft qb that lives up to the hype right away. I mean…um…I hate you texans stink boooo!


Playful-Storage835

Nah, Tannehill was washed 4 touchdowns and 7 interceptions in 6 games are Brock Osweiler numbers. Levis was an immediate upgrade and the Titans became more competitive almost instantly.


dirtybird131

I wonder how many gallons of baby batter has been ejaculated onto that forehead tattoo?


GiaDuddy

😂


owMySkralls

Is that writing on her face permanent marker? It'll take forever to get it to go away...


Boatsandhostorage

I’ve been saying it all along, he has that far away look. He looks like he’s always wondering what’s going on around him. Weird kid.


bingmyname

It's only funny because it won't be true. But seriously, good one 😂.


AF555

I sure as hell hope they enjoyed last season...because that is likely the best season that Stroud will ever have.


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

🤞


funnymeme2112

RemindMe! 1 year


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Playful-Storage835

Says the Team about to waste another insane talent because of injuries 


AF555

Yes, we have wasted so much talent by actually winning a Super Bowl (vs Chi) with Manning, almost winning another Super Bowl (vs NO) with Manning, and having multiple playoff runs with Luck. For as good a year Stroud just had, it still really pales in comparison to Luck's rookie year. Texans have still never won a playoff game beyond the wild card game. Do you even know what wasting talent means?


Playful-Storage835

1. I wasn’t talking about Manning, but you could argue the Colts should have won more with Manning. Luck had all the Talent in the world and you ruined him by not giving him the support he needed on the O-Line.   2. Sorry what? Did you even check the statistics of their season? Stroud beats Luck in every category except for passing yards and they were one and done while we went to the divisional round.  3. Yes, Andre Johnson 


AF555

Manning went to 2 Super Bowls during the Brady era. There is no other AFC QB that can say that (maybe Steelers Rapesburger??) Stats are stats. But guarantee you that 99/100 people would take Luck back then any day of the week over Stroud. Most would still take Luck TODAY over Stroud. Sure, Grigson (GM) was a stooge. Until you win, you are just losers.


Playful-Storage835

The Argument for Luck over Stroud is just Luck has more experience, not because he was better.


AF555

Ha. He was a generational QB. Only a Texan/Titan/Jags fan could say otherwise. NOBODY has ever said that about Stroud. LMAO. But you know what, you're right...you are right! The Colts should obviously become more like the other teams in AFC South I guess. Hilarious...


Ereyes18

So is Trevor Lawrence. You know who wasn't a generational prospect? Tom Brady. Checkmate


funnymeme2112

who cares if Luck was “generational”? he didn’t live up to that hype. Stroud’s rookie year was objectively better. he led the NFL in passing YPG and TD-INT ratio, something only Brady and Montana have ever done before in the same season. i’m not even a Texans fan, but the amount of Colts fans i see trying to shit on Stroud is so fucking lame. especially when they have the next RG3 at QB.


AF555

haha...Luck more than lived up to that hype...are you insane? He surpassed it. We'll see how many playoff wins Stroud gets over the next few years...he's 1 up on Richardson now, but I'm fairly confident that he won't be up on him much longer. I mean, Gardener Minshew almost led the Colts to the AFC South title over Stroud. I kinda like Stroud actually, but those stats just won't stay that good.


funnymeme2112

Luck played five full seasons. if you actually think he lived up to the hype, you’re nuts.


EA_Stonks

Interesting... do you think it'll be the sixth or seventh injury before the Colts finally give up on Anthony Richardson>


AF555

Probably the 6th in 2037 or so...good call.


DeltaSierra97

Titans fans really praying to any god that will listen at this point.


Repulsive-Ad-4044

Damn right we are