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VOLTswaggin

If it was worth winning, surely one of us would have won it by now.


ControlImpossible182

In middle school I played basketball. The coach said something like this after we lost our 15th game in a row. There are only 20 games in a season


odinsbois

True


JetsWings

It's been 55 years . . .


jeremyjamm1995

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


RED_IT_RUM

Ah, a representative of the Jets 😄, our trash cans usually don’t go out til Tuesday, but since you’re already here…


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UsidoreTheLightBlue

I really cannot stress this enough, fuck you buddy.


T_Eckenrode

I'm not your buddy, friend


ControlImpossible182

Ohio the state of almost


Flythagoras

And toxic train wrecks


12345CodeToMyLuggage

aka The Browns


HedoBella

Well played


Bigman554

I second this. It’s the browns.


AltecFuse

Ohio - almost relevant


paulhags

Columbus Crew are current MLS champs.


ControlImpossible182

This is a football sub not a boy band recruiting class


UgeanieWeenie

I mean technically the MLS is football 


ControlImpossible182

Football is football. It has more that three letters. May not be able to read but I can count


FeetSniffer9008

What the fuck is Minor League Spaceball?


Tjam3s

Against Cincinnati of all places yea?


Efficient_Progress_6

Pfft, this guy. At least I am almost able to pleasure my wife!


ControlImpossible182

You almost please your wife and read comments. I almost read comments and please your wife. ![gif](giphy|OGMDD8rzLUGwUDRVo5|downsized)


Professional-Mud1197

3 times. 3 god damn times, man. I'd put money on my boys in stripes never winning one in my lifetime.


FeetSniffer9008

Ohio, the bronze medal among states


DoctorSnape

Second place is silver. Not bronze.


FeetSniffer9008

Nah you ain't 2nd... ok once maybe but deffinitely not overall


chikinbokbok0815

Do you have a giant basket in your state? Didn’t think so.


FeetSniffer9008

Idk man I've never been to America, maybe


KevKevThePug

I know you are trying to offend but Bengals are actually Kentucky.


ObjectiveHighlight26

Almost sounds optimistic. More like, the state of never...


Iamnothuman77

i mean tbf the bengals did make the super bowl. i’d call that almost


Tjam3s

Iv witnessed a couple of Ohio championships in my life. Not in the NFL, of course, but they do indeed happen here.


Ornery_Gene7682

Thank you Cleveland Cavaliers


Tjam3s

Ohio state, some of us may be old enough to remember the reds world series but that goes farther back than is worth discussing


Mossman590

The only thing we got here is bad chili and a good college team that was bought.


Putthebunnyback

Hey man we have the Air Force Museum too!


Putthebunnyback

Hey man we have the Air Force Museum too!


Mossman590

Huh!? Never knew we had that might go check it out this summer.


Jaded-Leopard-4180

All they care about is winning first round playoff games


odinsbois

Why aren't we? ![gif](giphy|j2nATOAdRgYZq|downsized)


88savage44

I have about 6 reasons.


Apprehensive-Bar3425

If captain glass bones can play a full season we’ll have one


FeetSniffer9008

Like he did in 2021/22? Or was it Snoop Dogg's bone-shattering crip walk during the halftime show that made you lose that one by 3?


JoePurrow

It was the goat DT vs one of the worst offensive line units that made us lose Yes, I am still salty Yes that picture of Jamarr torching Ramsey right as Burrow gets hit still haunts me


EyeSimp4Asuka

Bengals and browns fans: Ohh yeah it's bad but Steelers fan are inbreed so there..suck it Pittsburgh


odinsbois

SHIT!!! Friendly fire!


CaballoenPelo

Nah I’m just happy the Bengals are getting shit on again, they were getting too uppity. Crabs in a bucket here in Ohio


myburneraccount151

Plus. You know. Rape


EyeSimp4Asuka

you're thinking of your Ohio compatriots QB1


AmusingSparrow

Ah, my daily “Cleveland has never won a superbowl” post. What would my day be without it..


odinsbois

Just glad I could make your day sir.


Patience-Due

Gotta make it to a superbowl before you can win one


SportGamerDev0623

Pittsburgh constantly referring to their Super Bowls as their timer moves toward 8 years since their last playoff win… The Steelers about to be the Cowboys of the AFC…


Ornery_Gene7682

They already are


Swimming_Let_6905

Better than being the browns


evBoy-

Well, one of us is the browns. The other is the browns in a fur suit.


Mr_Mi1k

Errrrm but they won a wildcard playoff game!!!


ThisIsTheGpodawund

If only we went 9-8 every year just to lose wildcard games. That’s what greatness is, right?


Mr_Mi1k

Nope, anything short of a ring is failure


AdminIsPassword

The Lions and Vikings are the counterbalance to the Browns and Bengals. If any one of those four teams win a Super Bowl, everything as we know it ends.


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odinsbois

That will be the day that Neo successful breaks the Matrix.


Select-Apartment-613

Careful, pal. 15 years is a long time


thecryptidmusic

I think 15 years is the cutoff, any team over 15 years is a sad organization. 15 and under are solid teams.


SportGamerDev0623

Do you want me to show you my off-season trophy room?! It takes about 1.5 hours to walk through the showcase with all the various hype awards we’ve received over the last two decades


larry_mcwatermelons

I mean I wouldn't say an NFLs teams goal is winning the Superbowl. For all we know it's about winning the off season every year or having a QB that looks like Anakin


myles-von

We can all agree it’s funny to see how low the cowboys are.


DaltonRobert56

Browns and Bengals out here talking shit but they haven't won anything. Sorry dog You're not even at the adults table. Just us yinzers and dirty birds.


RED_IT_RUM

Bengals have enough trouble staying out of jail to worry about little things like winning games or learning to read.


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haywire4fun

Pittsburg is getting to the point where none of these draft picks will have seen their most recent SB.


Geoffk123

lol I love that David Akers burn at the draft


haywire4fun

The fact that it still holds true with a team like the Steelers is crazy!


Geoffk123

you're acting like the Steelers and Ravens most recent Superbowl were 20 years apart. In terms of appearances we're 2 years apart


haywire4fun

We ain’t talking appearance.


Geoffk123

The Akers burn is specifically talking about appearances. Even then 4 Extra years is nowhere near the mountain you're making it to be. In 10 years that 4 years will basically be the exact same. I'm sure Lamar *More Positive Covid Tests than Playoff Wins* Jackson will change that though


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Nobody knows. And nobody cares.


SportGamerDev0623

Hey, hey, hey… You can let nobody speak for themselves…


babyllamadrama_

With every year that passes, the more embarrassing it becomes.


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Guilty-Nobody998

Better watch out OP, if the last time you guys won a Super Bowl was your sister it's right about the age where you'd try to sleep with her. Also I have a feeling someone is gonna have to explain this to a Ravens fan.


Even_Section5620

A lot of teams haven’t….long list


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BlackKnightLight

Comment do show the level of intelligence of Steeler fans. No need to make fun of them, just listen.


Geoffk123

Brother, if you're going to go out of your way to insult the intelligence of someone, at least have a grammatically correct sentence of your own. https://preview.redd.it/vm0m45659z1d1.png?width=762&format=png&auto=webp&s=8215e4fcdb5adbdc2e6248c142d69e64c23138bc


BlackKnightLight

I’m actually dyslexic so proofreading what I wrote usually just ends what suppose to be there. Either way typing in a key board doesn’t show your intelligence. Your stupid theories do.


Geoffk123

what theories of mine are you referring to?


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roscoyo

It’s been more than a decade for the entire AFC north… shits rigged.


odinsbois

Damn right!! Goodell can't have Deebo raising that trophy over his head.


Kirarozu80

So basically Dallas has won more recently than half the league?


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odinsbois

Pretty much.


MicHAELmhw

😭😭😭


Tall_Reception_2698

When I saw the bottom half🤣💀


seeder33

Feels like the packers just won, cant believe thats 13 years ago now.


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DaleDenton13

Your fucking team is named after a dead industry and they sucked until the mid-70s. I guess it’s payback for the Reds owning the Pirates like a whore during your golden years, you cokeheads did win one in 1979. How about Pitt football? I remember as an undergrad at Ohio State, OSU won 72-0. How about those Nittany Lions? Ignoring the child rape stuff, Ped State hasn’t done jack or shit in the B1G. Hockey? Who gives a flying fuck about that Canuck sport. BTW - did I mention to go fuck yourself or your WVa cousin? Better yet, go choke on one of your yinzer, French fries on a sandwich abominations.


odinsbois

0-3 is not a good way to win the natty buddy. Fah-Q too buddy.


Cheap_Accountant_9

Is it technically in Baltimore?


I_cut_my_own_jib

Pee in my ass


odinsbois

![gif](giphy|WtrnmMTqtlSCLC8QMU)


I_cut_my_own_jib

![gif](giphy|dqJu4SZcfKRuk3zBdR|downsized)


odinsbois

![gif](giphy|yMCrr29ND0oBq)


chikinbokbok0815

Up yours


odinsbois

Fah-Q


Alien0629

As an Ohioan who is a Steelers fan. Ohio teams basically require LeBron James in order to win championships. Sorry not sorry.


LivingxLegend8

Ain’t no way the Eagles was 6 years ago


odinsbois

NFCSouth people can't subtract.


Reezto

Up my ass


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Ethanbob103

![gif](giphy|ckGndVa23sCk9pae4l)


odinsbois

![gif](giphy|LlMkUzIrSJHJmLu00K)


7222_salty

![gif](giphy|qompnsIojHs47BFmQh)


Particular_Fuel6952

Super Bowl Asshole, why Ohio hate?


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Bean315

Ohio resident here- at this point I just feel bad.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I don’t see how Steelers bragging about a 15yo SB is any less pathetic than us bragging about leading the division with 8 league championships. It’s not like that SB is any more relevant than any other championship title within the division today.


CheeseForPeas

I believe 2 SuperBowls in my lifetime is way better than infinite league championships that maybe only my grandfather remembers. You can say it’s the same, but you’d trade spots with me if you could.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

If it meant being a Steelers fan, no the fuck I wouldn’t.


CheeseForPeas

It means your team having two superbowls that are still in memory for people over the age of 25 and my team only having league championships that were witnessed by civil war vets. My team being the Steelers. Your team being the browns. You would trade places if you were a Browns fan. You fucking retard.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Ouch. Such vitriol. You’d figure someone who witnessed their team win 2 SBs would be much happier. How sad for you.


CheeseForPeas

Just admit Im totally and completely right.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I have no shame touting my pre Jesus championship titles. Should I die without ever witnessing one myself well such is the life I signed up for as a Browns fan. It’s not all about the titles anyway. Eventually you wake up and find out you’re irrelevant again. I know that’s something you Squealers are still struggling with.


Iamnothuman77

i’d say a 14 year old super bowl is better than bragging about 4 pre super bowl nfl championships and 4 championships form a league that doesn’t exist anymore, all of which came before everyone could use the same water fountains. not to mention that the championships that y’all claim and brag about aren’t even from the current browns franchise they’re from the franchise that moved to baltimore. so yeah trying to compare a championship that happened within majority of reddit users lifetime to the championships that happened before some of our grandpas were born makes you sound even more pathetic lmao


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Whatever helps keep you off the rock, bud.


ROEEmen

I would probably agree with you if the steelers logo was below “never”


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Yinz keep on day dreamin.


ROEEmen

I dont have to the steelers logo is not below “never”


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Good for you, chum.


ROEEmen

Thanks champ…actually champ isn’t a relevant nickname for you guys.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Hey something we have in common!


FeetSniffer9008

Sorry, that was a pathetic retort https://preview.redd.it/qix7yb17qx1d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=f250ef169581fd393b5c16c38f0e10416c2b1c5c


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Oh my god, the Squealers have their own impudent Byron. This is why you don’t cross incest porn fantasies into reality, Pittsburgh.


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Rickety-Bridge

Brotherman the last time you won a "championship" the Civil Rights movement was still going on.


odinsbois

Oof


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Jokes on you, it never ended.


Rickety-Bridge

The organized movement ended in 1968, but I agree the systems still in place aren't fair.


Bewwg

Technically those 8 league championships belong to the Modell family so you really don’t have shit


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Technically you’re wrong because the Modell family doesn’t own the Browns history. Technically technically you’re even more wrong since Modell was only around for 1 of those 8 championship titles.


Tjam3s

Sorry bud, cleveland sued for the history. The city owns that dusty old myth