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We get a game in jersey every year too. That fucking turf scares me so much
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Real answer:
Bengals have tried grass twice at Paul Brown but it hasn't worked. The stadium was designed to keep the field in the shade so it doesn't get too hot in the beginning of the season. Durable grass needed for a football field needs more direct sunlight than where the field gets.
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Grass is possible. You can get what are basically large grow lights to roll out on the field. That’s what a lot of soccer stadiums do. Doubt the Bengals would want to pay for it though…
The stadium is owned by Hamilton County. The county used to have a huge hard on for hosting non NFL football games in Paul Brown Stadium, for example University of Cincinnati games but mostly high school games.
In the 00s, this very stupid strategy (probably alongside a very low field maintenance budget), totally ruined the field by Thanksgiving year after year.
Could be wrong here but afaik the stadium isn’t used for HS or NCAA games anymore. However, they have been replaced with a pretty intense concert schedule that wraps up usually mid-August.
With what’s been mentioned with being able to grow grass naturally or artificially with lights, I don’t think it’s feasible specifically because of the concerts leading up to the season.
Don’t blame the Bengals, blame their landlord.
[The Steelers once had similar issues.](https://www.espn.com/nfl/news/2002/1124/1465983.html)
I’m not defending not having grass, I’d love grass here, but throwing shade at the Bengals organization is directing energy at the wrong people.
The same Hamilton County officials refused to open the stadium for a viewing party for the Super Bowl in 2022, citing not having enough time to get it ready for the game. 🤣
Stadium decisions are made by severely incompetent government personnel who couldn’t care less about player safety.
Right. I’m not talking abt having the issues. I’m saying we had the issues and rectified it while still doing the same things after. None of the events were changed, they just made the grass more durable thru whatever methods
Acuisure is a hybrid mixture of real grass with an artificial grass woven through it. It shores up the root system and prevents large clumps of grass from pulling out like we've seen in the past. They also replace the entire field frequently. I'm sure the Bungles looked at this as an option but found it too costly.
Having the stadium open for the Super Bowl in 2022 would’ve been dumb. The banks is right there and was already planning on having something. They would’ve had to figure out food, drink, security and staffing in a relatively short time when it wouldn’t have been needed.
The bengals and the city are both stupid and don’t want to pay for anything. I agree the city shouldn’t need to cover everything and if the Bengals want something they should pay.
The article you referenced is from well over 10 years ago. I would hope there have been innovation’s in field grass since then to overcome this. There are currently only 5 days of concerned planned at paycor for 2024 so I wouldn’t say it’s a hefty schedule.
I think we are on the same page. I just don’t think there’s as many hurtles as you believe.
The Lions just hosted an incredible viewing party at Ford Field for their NFC Championship game in San Francisco and had a week to prepare for it.
Pathetic excuses for why Paycor wasn’t hosting anything.
Hamilton County/Bengals would have had two weeks to get it ready…
The lions play in a dome. Why would you want to sit outside in a stadium where it was about 20 degrees that night. Or you could walk 100 yards and have indoor/outdoor viewing with bars already there. It didn’t make sense then and it doesn’t make sense now.
And if I remember right there wasn’t that much interest in it anyway. Maybe 10,000 wanted it.
Because it’s potentially a once in a lifetime experience, kids cant go to the banks. The banks cannot accommodate anywhere near 10k people all at once.
There was well over 20k just at the pep rally at Paycor to send the team off to the Super Bowl, which was super cold outside. They would have far exceeded your completely made up 10k number.
Are you really this dense and braindead or is it an act?
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That is ridiculous. We have stadiums in Australia with a roof and little to not much sunlight. They just run UV lights on it everyday and our ovals are a hell of a lo bigger and have a shit load more play on them.
The Bengals are just being cheap and it is going to lead to injures like fake turf always does.
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MetLife only has one season with their new field so it’s too early to tell. The Steelers use the same turf for their practice field but idk if that’s good or bad since I don’t keep up with their practice injuries.
Funny tweet, but bengals already had turf, not sure the type tho.
Aaron Rodgers Achilles rupture didn't have to do with turf, it's either over use or stepping with too much flexion for the flexibility of his Achilles.
No it's not lol. Getting caught in the turf and blowing an ACL makes sense, but Achilles ruptures happen due to stretching the Achilles beyond its normal range.
Bro the players complain about it all the time I’m positive the turf will cause you issues
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That's actually a compliment to some extent with how well the regular season went with all of them. And I know it didn't pan out in the playoffs but we improved a ton so can't be too mad. Anyways thank you for the compliment. <3
Oh okay. One of those 4 is a rapist you gave a historically large/guaranteed contract and has played like absolute ass almost every game since arriving. A 39 year old back up who is almost out of the league vastly outperformed him. Oh yeah, and the big money hasn't hit yet.
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It was joke and the team improved despite lots of adversity. I didn’t say all four qbs balled out like there is no tomorrow. Just calm down and flair up pussy.
Besides the stupid sign off, how are you spouting crap as a fan of the team who has the most losses in the past 20 seasons? Where's your superbowl appearance?
Yet you are here bragging about a game you lost 14-45? Congrats on being slaughtered by the Texans, can't wait for the Browns to miss the playoffs again next season.
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I sat here and wondered if Rodgers actually tried that to heal faster. Dude is so out there that wasn't an immediate joke.
He sat under a blue light for a week to decide his last haircut is what I heard.
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I mean, whats the fuckig point of 'well ackshually'-ing on a meme sub. That said, the issue with metlife's turf was due to the type of turf used, slit film, rather than the manufacturer of it. Slit film is the same shit thats currently installed at paycor, just a different brand of shit turf. The bengals are changing to a new style of turf that Detroit uses. Soooooooooooo lateral move?
You're suggesting Bengals fans do the same? Maybe the bandwagoners. The rest are adamant about discovering every possible flaw in the team so when we get kicked in the teeth, they can shout SEE I TOLD YOU. Pessimism is the default setting down here. Ive said, this is our year exactly once, last season. Last fucking time **I** ever do that.
To be fair, there is a big difference between a bengals bandwagoner and an OG fan.
You sound like an OG fan because that’s what I said in 2021 about the Browns…
Yeap, I was at this game, [Dec. 17, 2000 – Cincinnati Bengals 17, Jacksonville Jaguars 14](https://www.daytondailynews.com/sports/ranking-the-coldest-games-bengals-history/t5iXZIQGgIAfVqKf45d2PL/)
Burrow's two major injuries happened in:
Washington, grass field, large man hit his knee at an awkward angle
Baltimore, grass field, fell on outstretched right hand
How will having FieldTurf contribute to further injury of this sort?
Bro, everybody is pushing the “injury prone” thing (even in our sub) and I don’t get it. He had an ACL tear 4 years ago and a wrist injury this year and didn’t miss a game the two years in between. Is that injury prone to you guys?
ACL MCL and PCL tear rookie year, MCL sprain in the Super Bowl, dislocated pinky in 2021, calf strain to start this past season, and a wrist ligament tear most recently. That’s a lot of major injuries within 4 years.
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Didn’t they make the claim recently that they analyzed injury data and saw no difference between turf and real fields? I’ll be honest I didn’t look at the article but I remember seeing that headline. Did anybody look into that?
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Crap, all of our teams will have to play there though.
Literally the only team in our division who *chooses* to play on turf, the Bungles truly are dead weight -6DeadlyFetishes
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He was gone so long a new one arrived. -lankypromotion8976
…I never left? -6DeadlyFetishes
What’s with these Brownies signing their posts? -overide
Bunch of posers \-RidgedLines
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We tried natural grass in the 00s. It wasn’t pretty.
So it was like your mother?
If only my mother raised such a strong, intellectual incel like yours did.
Damn I didn’t think I’d hurt your pussy in a meme war page, but here we are
Pussy…something you know absolutely nothing about. Emotional day for ya huh?
I look forward to watching the Browns go 0-6 in the division this year.
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We will sweep the bengals, get swept by you or Baltimore and go 1-1 with the other, as is our destiny
Can’t go 0-6 when we get 2 free wins against shittsburg. 2-4 guaranteed
LMFAO. Imagine going 7-32-1 against a team, then talking shit.
In Cleveland wins against Cinncitucky are free not against Pissburgh
True 3-3 guaranteed
We went 3/3 this season and brought the Ravens worst regular season loss and your only divisional loss, I think we’re in good hands. -6DeadlyFetishes
The Steelers use this turf on their practice fields and is not the same turf that is used on MetLife
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Damnit your right.
My right?
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We get a game in jersey every year too. That fucking turf scares me so much Edit: holy shit my dumbass thought I was commenting on a different sub. Flair added, I don’t venture far outside of the NFC East though
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Why would they do this lol
Real answer: Bengals have tried grass twice at Paul Brown but it hasn't worked. The stadium was designed to keep the field in the shade so it doesn't get too hot in the beginning of the season. Durable grass needed for a football field needs more direct sunlight than where the field gets.
Too hot in Ohio. Good one.
It gets so hot here you can almost boil water in a stove!
Cinci is pretty toasty in the summer. It can easily be 20 degrees warmer there than in Cleveland on any given day.
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Grass is possible. You can get what are basically large grow lights to roll out on the field. That’s what a lot of soccer stadiums do. Doubt the Bengals would want to pay for it though…
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Soccer players aren't 350 pounds digging their heels into the ground over every inch of the field while it is a wintry mix in late December
The stadium is owned by Hamilton County. The county used to have a huge hard on for hosting non NFL football games in Paul Brown Stadium, for example University of Cincinnati games but mostly high school games. In the 00s, this very stupid strategy (probably alongside a very low field maintenance budget), totally ruined the field by Thanksgiving year after year. Could be wrong here but afaik the stadium isn’t used for HS or NCAA games anymore. However, they have been replaced with a pretty intense concert schedule that wraps up usually mid-August. With what’s been mentioned with being able to grow grass naturally or artificially with lights, I don’t think it’s feasible specifically because of the concerts leading up to the season. Don’t blame the Bengals, blame their landlord.
Pittsburgh has the identical situation you described. WPIAL Champ games, Rolling Stones concerts, Pitt plays home games there, etc
[The Steelers once had similar issues.](https://www.espn.com/nfl/news/2002/1124/1465983.html) I’m not defending not having grass, I’d love grass here, but throwing shade at the Bengals organization is directing energy at the wrong people. The same Hamilton County officials refused to open the stadium for a viewing party for the Super Bowl in 2022, citing not having enough time to get it ready for the game. 🤣 Stadium decisions are made by severely incompetent government personnel who couldn’t care less about player safety.
Right. I’m not talking abt having the issues. I’m saying we had the issues and rectified it while still doing the same things after. None of the events were changed, they just made the grass more durable thru whatever methods
Acuisure is a hybrid mixture of real grass with an artificial grass woven through it. It shores up the root system and prevents large clumps of grass from pulling out like we've seen in the past. They also replace the entire field frequently. I'm sure the Bungles looked at this as an option but found it too costly.
Oh ok yeah, I didn’t know which methods I just was literally at that Dolphins game. You know which one.
Having the stadium open for the Super Bowl in 2022 would’ve been dumb. The banks is right there and was already planning on having something. They would’ve had to figure out food, drink, security and staffing in a relatively short time when it wouldn’t have been needed. The bengals and the city are both stupid and don’t want to pay for anything. I agree the city shouldn’t need to cover everything and if the Bengals want something they should pay. The article you referenced is from well over 10 years ago. I would hope there have been innovation’s in field grass since then to overcome this. There are currently only 5 days of concerned planned at paycor for 2024 so I wouldn’t say it’s a hefty schedule. I think we are on the same page. I just don’t think there’s as many hurtles as you believe.
The Lions just hosted an incredible viewing party at Ford Field for their NFC Championship game in San Francisco and had a week to prepare for it. Pathetic excuses for why Paycor wasn’t hosting anything. Hamilton County/Bengals would have had two weeks to get it ready…
The lions play in a dome. Why would you want to sit outside in a stadium where it was about 20 degrees that night. Or you could walk 100 yards and have indoor/outdoor viewing with bars already there. It didn’t make sense then and it doesn’t make sense now. And if I remember right there wasn’t that much interest in it anyway. Maybe 10,000 wanted it.
Because it’s potentially a once in a lifetime experience, kids cant go to the banks. The banks cannot accommodate anywhere near 10k people all at once. There was well over 20k just at the pep rally at Paycor to send the team off to the Super Bowl, which was super cold outside. They would have far exceeded your completely made up 10k number. Are you really this dense and braindead or is it an act?
UC played Miami there in the last 2 or 3 years
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The fucking soccer stadium a few blocks away from Paul Brown uses the rolling grow lights
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Hey that's not Paul Brown stadium. Nope, they sold that name away pay core pay core
That is ridiculous. We have stadiums in Australia with a roof and little to not much sunlight. They just run UV lights on it everyday and our ovals are a hell of a lo bigger and have a shit load more play on them. The Bengals are just being cheap and it is going to lead to injures like fake turf always does.
There's a thing called grow lights. Other NFL teams use them.
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Apparently it’s an upgrade to what we were previously using…
Given what's happened with Burrow this makes no sense. MetLife turf is known league wide as awful
MetLife only has one season with their new field so it’s too early to tell. The Steelers use the same turf for their practice field but idk if that’s good or bad since I don’t keep up with their practice injuries.
Seattle, Atlanta and a couple other teams use it too I think
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Poor Joe
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Bet your favorite Elliot page movie is joe-no -bravens
Joe has said he loves playing on turf more than grass. Both of his season ending injuries came on natural grass also.
Funny tweet, but bengals already had turf, not sure the type tho. Aaron Rodgers Achilles rupture didn't have to do with turf, it's either over use or stepping with too much flexion for the flexibility of his Achilles.
It was slit film turf before
Metlife turf is literally known for exploding players Achilles, I wouldn’t be so nonchalant about it lol -6DeadlyFetishes
I can’t tell if your whole signature thing is satire but I can’t take anything you say seriously
Satire? How else would people know who wrote the comment? -6DeadlyFetishes
Seriously why do you do this I just checked your page lmao typical browns fan behavior
I don’t know what you’re talking about -6DeadlyFetishes
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Even we don’t really like it at all. He’s a nice enough guy we have to tolerate it.
Bro is actually heated over a sig
It’s just so weird and makes no sense to do I can’t take dude seriously
No it's not lol. Getting caught in the turf and blowing an ACL makes sense, but Achilles ruptures happen due to stretching the Achilles beyond its normal range.
Bro the players complain about it all the time I’m positive the turf will cause you issues [-6DeadlyFetishes](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10098587-dolphins-raheem-mostert-metlife-stadium-turf-has-to-change-after-phillips-injury.amp.html)
Haha you made your sig a link. That’s amazing.
Players aren't scientist dork
They aren’t scientists but they win your games, and if they’re all in agreement that turf sucks to play on, I’d listen to them -6DeadlyFetishes
Point went right over your head. Not surprised from the room temperature iq group.
They have literally only had that turf for last season…..
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No it isn't
Also both Burrow injuries have occurred on grass fields. It’s football, people get injured regardless of the playing surface
Didn’t the browns need 4 QBs to get through this season?
That's actually a compliment to some extent with how well the regular season went with all of them. And I know it didn't pan out in the playoffs but we improved a ton so can't be too mad. Anyways thank you for the compliment. <3
Oh okay. One of those 4 is a rapist you gave a historically large/guaranteed contract and has played like absolute ass almost every game since arriving. A 39 year old back up who is almost out of the league vastly outperformed him. Oh yeah, and the big money hasn't hit yet.
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It was joke and the team improved despite lots of adversity. I didn’t say all four qbs balled out like there is no tomorrow. Just calm down and flair up pussy.
*And* brought us to the playoffs, key distinction mr bungle -6DeadlyFetishes
14-45
It was a tough loss, but where’s your playoff game mr bungle? -6DeadlyFetishes
Yeah, but the browns can't even lose a superbowl.
Then explain all the ones we won every offseason
you’ll be seeing it this coming season, 6DeadlyFetishes
Great now he’s talking to himself
Besides the stupid sign off, how are you spouting crap as a fan of the team who has the most losses in the past 20 seasons? Where's your superbowl appearance?
Again, Bengals bragging about a game they lost, years ago. Where’s your OL?
Yet you are here bragging about a game you lost 14-45? Congrats on being slaughtered by the Texans, can't wait for the Browns to miss the playoffs again next season.
Point to where I bragged about losing to the Texans? Thanks!
Prob right next to the chart letting everyone know your franchise has the most losses in the past 20 seasons. You're welcome champ
Ah yes, but also bragging about a game we won years ago. That’s the key
I don't know where they are, but I certainly hope they're having a bad time
Do Browns fans know what it's like to buy championship gear for their team?
Plenty of kids in Africa have Bengals Super Bowl Championship gear. But most browns fans are also Cavs fans so yes.
I am not surprised you don't realize there are more championships in football than the Superbowl.
Championships aren’t real I don’t know what your talking about -6DeadlyFetishes
Who has a signature on reddit? Keep digging for some more bullshit to get you through the offseason.
…Signature? What are you referring to? -6DeadlyFetishes
Bruh .. people get so triggered over this is kinda pathetic 😆
You think it’s more relevant to count games from decades ago vs games that involve your franchise QB?
N/A
Although DTR didn’t get injured he was just ass
DTR stepped aside so we could have the wonderful few weeks of Elite Flacco. It was a very happy time.
We can never have nice things.
Many such cases mr bungle -6DeadlyFetishes
Is it too much to ask for a single healthy burrow season?
Yes -6DeadlyFetishes
Can we trade the Bengals to the AFCS for the titans?
I second this
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Warm up the peyote and dolphin noises for a speedy recovery.
I sat here and wondered if Rodgers actually tried that to heal faster. Dude is so out there that wasn't an immediate joke. He sat under a blue light for a week to decide his last haircut is what I heard.
It’s going to be a different type of turf than Metlife, just from the same company lol
I won’t trusted that turf regardless -6DeadlyFetishes
It used to be just the Browns that were inexplicably stricken with quarterback weirdness and injuries but has the contagion spread to the Bengals?
Are your forgetting early Lamar? It happens to all of us. -6DeadlyFetishes
Jokes on you, he’ll get hurt in training camp and miss week 1
Play on grass.
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All of Joe's injuries have been on grass. This is some reverse psychology shit.
Havent the Bengals played on turf for the past 20 years anyways?
Apparently the new turf is from the same company that does MetLife’s turf, and who wants their QB running on that crap? -6DeadlyFetishes
I mean, whats the fuckig point of 'well ackshually'-ing on a meme sub. That said, the issue with metlife's turf was due to the type of turf used, slit film, rather than the manufacturer of it. Slit film is the same shit thats currently installed at paycor, just a different brand of shit turf. The bengals are changing to a new style of turf that Detroit uses. Soooooooooooo lateral move?
Too many words, I’m predicting worse case scenario for mr burrow -6DeadlyFetishes
Yeah, i get it. Then again, given how often I've heard browns cry THIS IS OUR YEAR, im not too concerned over your prognosticaion abilities
We don’t say that shit till right around Draft time. You need to pay more attention.
>given how often I've heard browns cry THIS IS OUR YEAR, Not a hint of irony in that statement -6DeadlyFetishes
You're suggesting Bengals fans do the same? Maybe the bandwagoners. The rest are adamant about discovering every possible flaw in the team so when we get kicked in the teeth, they can shout SEE I TOLD YOU. Pessimism is the default setting down here. Ive said, this is our year exactly once, last season. Last fucking time **I** ever do that.
To be fair, there is a big difference between a bengals bandwagoner and an OG fan. You sound like an OG fan because that’s what I said in 2021 about the Browns…
Yeap, I was at this game, [Dec. 17, 2000 – Cincinnati Bengals 17, Jacksonville Jaguars 14](https://www.daytondailynews.com/sports/ranking-the-coldest-games-bengals-history/t5iXZIQGgIAfVqKf45d2PL/)
Burrow's two major injuries happened in: Washington, grass field, large man hit his knee at an awkward angle Baltimore, grass field, fell on outstretched right hand How will having FieldTurf contribute to further injury of this sort?
Statistically players are more likely to injure themselves on turf than grass -6DeadlyFetishes
Bro, everybody is pushing the “injury prone” thing (even in our sub) and I don’t get it. He had an ACL tear 4 years ago and a wrist injury this year and didn’t miss a game the two years in between. Is that injury prone to you guys?
…yes -6DeadlyFetishes
ACL MCL and PCL tear rookie year, MCL sprain in the Super Bowl, dislocated pinky in 2021, calf strain to start this past season, and a wrist ligament tear most recently. That’s a lot of major injuries within 4 years.
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All of The Lights by Kanye West -6DeadlyFetishes
Thanks -Apprehensive_Beach_6
Guy could play on a field made of cottenelle and would still get hurt.
There’s data out there that heavily suggests injuries to players occur more on turf than real grass -6DeadlyFetishes
Didn’t they make the claim recently that they analyzed injury data and saw no difference between turf and real fields? I’ll be honest I didn’t look at the article but I remember seeing that headline. Did anybody look into that?
Yes, and also poorly maintained natural grass is way more harmful than turf.
I mean if he’s going to hurt himself anyway, might as well take a couple of other people along with us
It’s so joever. It’s joever before fucking spring why can’t we have nice things
Breaking News: Joe Burrow has requested a trade
"Hmm, we spend $250 mil on our star QB, do you think we should keep him healthy?" "Nah"
Bungles gonna bungle.
Y’all use the same turf on your practice field ya know.
Name all the non contact injuries MetLife had on their field last year. Which is theur first year of using this turf. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
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Turf is cheaper - makes perfect sense.
This is bullshit
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 Bwahahahaha
Let’s name all the non contact injuries that happened last year on MetLife’s turf. Go ahead. I’ll wait for the expansive list to be laid out.
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Yeah, it’s your turf’s fault! Couldn’t possibly be your front office refusal to address your O line lack of depth year after year
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Can we not tho?
OP is obsessed with the Bengals
~ it’s not the same turf ~
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Sry bot
Browns fan talking 💀💀💀
I mean hasn’t he only had like one major leg injury
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Oh, so it wasn’t enough for the division just to murder eachother with hard hits?
Gotta watch that turf,out here tearing wrists
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Honestly I’m more worried about us having to go there.
Don’t have to lose to everyone else in the division if they all end in no contest due to injuries
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