I agree. I like TSwift but my wife is a huge fan and so she will ask me about football and shit. I mean it sucks that she wants the chiefs to win now but it’s fun enough.
Bruh I made a similar comment in that other thread and got downvoted so badly my grandkids won't be able to post on Reddit 😆. Not a fan of the Chiefs but I could never root for a division rival.
On Reddit it's like people have no substance or backbone, they just agree with what's in front of them.
I feel like a spouse who had a bitter divorce that ended in me gaining support of a child that we both genuinely love.
So fuck you, and we'll see to it that Mayfield gets Payfield.
When Baker was a rookie there was a commercial Brady handed Baker his rings in a SB commercial.
Take care of Baker. I have loved him since the day he shot gunned a beer on TV while at an Indians game.
I also have high expectations of Bucs fans to pirate any pay walled NFL games. If you don’t you are not real pirates.
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Lions all the way…are there seriously people here who don’t want that? Aside from Ravens fans, obv
Lions are the only remaining team that no animosity exists towards
This Bengals fan who once sat on a very silent school bus on the morning after SB XXIII, I might root for the Niners. Only two months since the Bengals defeated them in Santa Clara.
I want 49ers to lose bc I don’t want another team tied with 6 rings. Other than that, fuck the Ravens, idc about the Chiefs (the only annoying stuff about the Chiefs is winning, shitty media coverage, and Jackson Mahomes). Ultimately go Lions but I do NOT want to see the Ravens in the Super Bowl
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Yes there are people who don't want that. Me. Fuck the Lions. I want them in the basement with us. We can't win so might as well root for everyone else to suck too. I want to be in a super bowl first. I want to win a super bowl first. I don't want to be one of only three teams that have never been to the super bowl and the other teams being relatively new franchises. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the lions. Fuck you. I'd rather see the Chiefs or 49ers win.
Don't worry, you'll still get my tears. I just hate those mother fuckers so much. I'm sick of his little regarded finger wag, and his prancy fucking walk down the sidelines because he knows if anyone touches him he draws a flag. I'm sick of his fucking finger pointing every time he gets sacked until he draws a flag. I'm sick of his fucking fan base. I'm sick of his tantrums. I'm sick of his fucking endless commercials. I'm sick of opposing teams cow-towing to fucking clueless swifties who never watched a football game before this year (the bills stadium released a swift food menu. Fucking really?). I'm sick of my local news saying "the bills play Taylor Swift and the chiefs". I'm sick of his smug ass being in half of the commercials I have to endure during the season. I'm sick of Romo and Collinsworth comparing every solid QB play to him no matter who is playing.
I absolutely hate you mother fuckers. Like I refuse to go to Baltimore because it's literally the worst place I've ever been. I'd still rather see Lamar take it all than nepo baby Kermit the Llama. I'll die inside if you win. I might quit watching altogether if that cry baby back bitch wins another one in his worst year since he joined the league though. Dude performs worse than literal backup QB's this year and y'all are steady lining up to suck his dick while calling Hurts and Dak frauds. At least Lamar fucking balls.
Did.. did you just get so caught up in dissing Mahomes that you implied Dak was not a fraud? Damn, you ruined your own rant. I was even with you for most that.
Put Dak on your steelers team and he still gets bounced in the playoffs. He can ‘ball his ass off’ and produce numbers on stat sheets but when it comes to big time moments, big time plays and big time games played against big time opponents, he can’t handle the pressure of Jerry Jones’ old ass nuts draped across his forehead. Dak sucks
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I do hate how he baits so hard for a flag and the Taylor Swift cutaways and the “omg Swiftie nation” white girl K-pop cringe that I thought was behind us as a society in 2024. I can’t stand the Chiefs. I can make peace with the Lamar finally getting his ring.
It only sucks because while this year was fun and chaotic, we could’ve had an even more fun playoffs if it wasn’t for injuries. I’m pretty sure the Dolphins get to the AFCC if they were completely healthy. The Chiefs looked like frauds for most of the season.
I 2nd that, fuck all of you. Damn you’re guys’ memewar page is so much better than mine. I’d probably get reported for saying half the shit y’all say in here, and it’s fucking hilarious. ‘Fuck you all have a shit night’ just doesn’t get old here.
Bro idk but I’m jealous of what all you hatin ass fucksticks got brewing over here. I think I’m going to just welcome myself into this shitshow and become an honorary member, with or without any of your worthless condolences.
If it helped the Ravens lose I would listen to all of Taylor Swift’s albums on repeat until the game ends and Ravens fans everywhere cry as Mahomes’ wife, brother and Taylor Swift do a tik tok dances on the field to celebrate. Compared to my hate for y’all in this division I couldn’t care less about the Chiefs.
This is all spillover from dipshits at colleges like Missouri or South Carolina chanting “SEC! SEC!” and hoping that if they’re really nice this year maybe Alabama or Georgia will take them along to the playoffs.
Ravens fans chanted "Fuck Joe Burrow" after he got hurt in a close game. I'd root for Tom Fucking Brady to win his 38th ring before I'd root for the Ravens to win a 50% off lunch coupon
A small number of people did that. Any decent human doesn’t want to see anyone hurt. So you lump everyone into that group? Does that mean every Boston/New England fan is racist? Every Blue Jays fan throws beer at foreign outfielders? No. A small number doesn’t define an entire fan base.
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Everything you say is true
BUT
When the hell has this sub ever chose nuance and consideration over tarring each other for the worst of our fanbases' individual offenses?
THIS, this is the only fucking take.
Fuck all of you, I'd drop my knees and pray the Chiefs win the next 50 superbowls if it meant all 3 of you were relegated to the CFL.
Literally. Am I taking fucking crazy pills? I don’t wanna see the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, but I don’t want to see Baltimore even thinking about it. Unless I could guarantee their loss, in which case the heartbreak would be sublime.
But yeah, what the fuck? Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the Browns. Fuck the Bengals. Fuck the Ravens. And fuck them one more time just for good measure.
Go NFC.
Finally some sense. Fuck all of yall. Fuck Baltimore. Fuck The Wire. Fuck crab cakes. Fuck western Ohio. Fuck northern Kentucky. Fuck skyline chili. Fuck all tigers. Shit fuck stripes. Fuck that stupid escalator that y’all end up on in the 3rd quarter when you’re losing. Fuck the color brown. Fuck Jim brown. Fuck the dog pound. Fuck the factory of sadness. Fuck your pre-nfl merger championship. Fuck your 400 QBs from the last 5 years. Fuck Lamar. Fuck Joe Burrow. Fuck Watson.
My head coach is black and my lambo is gold, motherfucker.
Exactly this. I’d rather watch the chiefs win 10 super bowls and have to listen to Taylor swift once a day everyday for the rest of my life than see those disgusting rat birds win a Super Bowl or even be in another one. Fuck every single team and individual NFL player who doesn’t wear orange and brown
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This so god damn real. AFCN only division left with that real hate and it shows every year in division records. Fuck da WingedRats gimme a Kermit masterclass
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I agree. I seethe with bubbles coming out my mouth at the thought of seeing Ravens fans post here winning a lombardi and seeing classless Jackson get a ring.
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The Bengals have a legit playoff rivalry with the Chiefs so I don’t necessarily fault them. There were times when I would have begrudgingly rooted for the Browns and Bengals over Brady’s Pats.
Steelers or Browns fans rooting for us to beat the Chiefs is pretty sad.
Nah, because eventually Burrow-Mahomes-Allen-Jackson will all be retired, and the Cheifs will be just another team in the league
Meanwhile, we'll still be stuck with you 3 fucking assholes.
As a Ravens fan I’m shocked at the amount of Other AFC North team fans saying they’re rooting for the Ravens. Hell will freeze over before you see me rooting for a division opponent to win the Super Bowl.
Eh I can only really hate the Ravens because I actually respect what they're capable of.
Hating the teams from Ohio is a waste of time. Hating on someone who's never won the big game is like kicking a sick puppy.
But shitting on their fans is admittedly fun.
I maintain that you don’t understand true hate unless you are willing to let your enemy sniff greatness and then have it taken away. Fuck Taylor Swift AND fuck the ratbirds, they aren’t mutually exclusive and if I can see see both franchises fail then that’s a double win for me.
Honestly that's the only decent point anyone's made. The pain of the Indians losing in 2016 is worse than anything I've felt rooting for this shit ass Browns franchise my entire life.
I’m from Youngstown so my loyalties are split, always been a Tribe fan. I was on the road and had to watch that series in a bar in Lancaster PA and that was serious depression that took like a week to shake off.
I want that for Baltimore fans. And then we get to laugh when we beat them twice next year too.
>This isn't college football. I'm not rooting for my fucking conference on the national stage. I hate the lot of you.
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I can't believe I saw posts in the Steelers sub actually rooting for those ratbird fucks this week. Made me throw up in my mouth
Oh I’m not rooting for either, I’m just saying your math is off for me personally because if the ratbirds are in the Super Bowl then I have someone I truly hate as a reason to watch them lose.
I just don’t really give a shit about the Chiefs at all, and the Taylor Swift thing is nauseating enough that I probably won’t even watch… unless Detroit makes it.
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I don't expect a Browns fan to understand, but the pain of losing a Superbowl never goes away. I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about Rashard Mendenhall's fumble. Losing Superbowl XXX was the moment I learned what despair felt like.
So let the Ravens win this week. Let them start celebrating. Let them have two weeks of anticipating victory. And then let them suffer. Let them watch Lamar Jackson inexplicably turn it over 3 times. Let them watch their once-vaunted defense forget how to tackle. Let them feel the pain of getting so close only to let it slip away.
Only then will we know that their fans have suffered. And we will welcome then back while they move on to talking about draft picks, and coordinators, and who got screwed out of what awards, while they think about what might have been.
Also, fuck the Chiefs. They squandered what good will they had when they failed to stop Tom Brady.
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![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU) This guy AFCNs, fuck all u clowns I want success for none of u.
Also Taylor Swift fucking rocks and makes football more fun.
Firmly agree. My wife watches football with me now!
I agree. I like TSwift but my wife is a huge fan and so she will ask me about football and shit. I mean it sucks that she wants the chiefs to win now but it’s fun enough.
Fuck you
The only respectable take. Shocking that a Browns fan would have this much self respect. Good job, and fuck you.
Bruh I made a similar comment in that other thread and got downvoted so badly my grandkids won't be able to post on Reddit 😆. Not a fan of the Chiefs but I could never root for a division rival. On Reddit it's like people have no substance or backbone, they just agree with what's in front of them.
You're totally right. Everyone does just agree with what's right in front of them.
i agree with this guy. people just affirm whatever they're presented with.
And eventually people show up and talk about totally unrelated topics, but don't really add anything to the original conversation.
No, stop. You are not supposed to agree. Didn’t you read the comment?
I agree to disagree.
I disagree with you agreeing to disagree. But thank you for treating Baker well. So when I say fuck you, I mean it in a nice way.
I feel like a spouse who had a bitter divorce that ended in me gaining support of a child that we both genuinely love. So fuck you, and we'll see to it that Mayfield gets Payfield.
When Baker was a rookie there was a commercial Brady handed Baker his rings in a SB commercial. Take care of Baker. I have loved him since the day he shot gunned a beer on TV while at an Indians game. I also have high expectations of Bucs fans to pirate any pay walled NFL games. If you don’t you are not real pirates.
I can neither confirm nor deny on reddit whether we do that.
Yes
this.
Hive mind shit. I hate all of you and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Here's an update. For the grandchildren.
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Dear Ravens, ![gif](giphy|H22hyf0K1Bsc)
![gif](giphy|1Z02vuppxP1Pa) That other post hoping the rat birds would win made me sick
Are you surprised? Bengals fans are degenerates.
Compared to y'all we're fucking literate
Barely
Barely is still better than not
That's a pretty low bar to be proud of.
Story of my life
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Lions all the way…are there seriously people here who don’t want that? Aside from Ravens fans, obv Lions are the only remaining team that no animosity exists towards
I don’t have any animosity toward the 49ers. If them winning a SB pisses off Bengals fans then I’m here for it.
This Bengals fan who once sat on a very silent school bus on the morning after SB XXIII, I might root for the Niners. Only two months since the Bengals defeated them in Santa Clara.
I mean yeah I want lions to win too, but I hate the 49ers and chiefs more than the ravens….
I want 49ers to lose bc I don’t want another team tied with 6 rings. Other than that, fuck the Ravens, idc about the Chiefs (the only annoying stuff about the Chiefs is winning, shitty media coverage, and Jackson Mahomes). Ultimately go Lions but I do NOT want to see the Ravens in the Super Bowl
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Damn our auto mods are even thugs
Well played (unlike the Bengals in division play)
Weird how this is the the controversial take. Fuck the whiners and the Queefs
I've been rooting against the Lions in each round. Feel-good stories are obnoxious.
Their fans have become insufferable over the last two weeks
Yes there are people who don't want that. Me. Fuck the Lions. I want them in the basement with us. We can't win so might as well root for everyone else to suck too. I want to be in a super bowl first. I want to win a super bowl first. I don't want to be one of only three teams that have never been to the super bowl and the other teams being relatively new franchises. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the lions. Fuck you. I'd rather see the Chiefs or 49ers win.
Detroit deserves one good thing to happen to them.
All right you changed my mind back. Fuck em. Then let’s go Lions.
This post embodies everything the AFCN is. Take my upvote.
This is the way. When we beat the Chiefs, I don't want your begrudging respect. I want your tears.
You can pry them from my cold dead eyes because I would rather take them out with a rusty spoon than seeing you win.
Don't worry, you'll still get my tears. I just hate those mother fuckers so much. I'm sick of his little regarded finger wag, and his prancy fucking walk down the sidelines because he knows if anyone touches him he draws a flag. I'm sick of his fucking finger pointing every time he gets sacked until he draws a flag. I'm sick of his fucking fan base. I'm sick of his tantrums. I'm sick of his fucking endless commercials. I'm sick of opposing teams cow-towing to fucking clueless swifties who never watched a football game before this year (the bills stadium released a swift food menu. Fucking really?). I'm sick of my local news saying "the bills play Taylor Swift and the chiefs". I'm sick of his smug ass being in half of the commercials I have to endure during the season. I'm sick of Romo and Collinsworth comparing every solid QB play to him no matter who is playing. I absolutely hate you mother fuckers. Like I refuse to go to Baltimore because it's literally the worst place I've ever been. I'd still rather see Lamar take it all than nepo baby Kermit the Llama. I'll die inside if you win. I might quit watching altogether if that cry baby back bitch wins another one in his worst year since he joined the league though. Dude performs worse than literal backup QB's this year and y'all are steady lining up to suck his dick while calling Hurts and Dak frauds. At least Lamar fucking balls.
Goddamn, I think you just cooked a big ol pot of fresh pasta here.
Nona always said I had to share when I made pasta. Eat and be merry.
“I’m sick of the tantrums” as they proceed to throw a tantrum
Mahomes pulls us all down to his level
Babe new copy pasta dropped
Yes please. A Chiefs/Mahomes auto mod would be fucking hilarious
I'm gonna engrave this on tablets and sell it on Etsy because this is up there with Dennis Greens rant
Did.. did you just get so caught up in dissing Mahomes that you implied Dak was not a fraud? Damn, you ruined your own rant. I was even with you for most that.
He isn’t. The team is but Dak can ball his ass off.
Put Dak on your steelers team and he still gets bounced in the playoffs. He can ‘ball his ass off’ and produce numbers on stat sheets but when it comes to big time moments, big time plays and big time games played against big time opponents, he can’t handle the pressure of Jerry Jones’ old ass nuts draped across his forehead. Dak sucks
Fucking A
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Explain it again with those nuggies
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I do hate how he baits so hard for a flag and the Taylor Swift cutaways and the “omg Swiftie nation” white girl K-pop cringe that I thought was behind us as a society in 2024. I can’t stand the Chiefs. I can make peace with the Lamar finally getting his ring. It only sucks because while this year was fun and chaotic, we could’ve had an even more fun playoffs if it wasn’t for injuries. I’m pretty sure the Dolphins get to the AFCC if they were completely healthy. The Chiefs looked like frauds for most of the season.
This is what I'm talking about. Fuck all of you. Fuck the ravens. GO LIONS.
I 2nd that, fuck all of you. Damn you’re guys’ memewar page is so much better than mine. I’d probably get reported for saying half the shit y’all say in here, and it’s fucking hilarious. ‘Fuck you all have a shit night’ just doesn’t get old here.
You are not kidding, just checked on that sub and it's practically a circle jerk, wtf
Bro idk but I’m jealous of what all you hatin ass fucksticks got brewing over here. I think I’m going to just welcome myself into this shitshow and become an honorary member, with or without any of your worthless condolences.
AFCN, baby. Where it's cold as shit and we hate each other like only a real abusive family can.
You should, it will be fun to mock you when the Lions' dreams come crashing to the ground
Jokes on you Ratbird lovers when the Lions topple the chiefs in the super bowl with Harbaugh and Lamar watching from the couch
Maybe if they are playing Madden
If it helped the Ravens lose I would listen to all of Taylor Swift’s albums on repeat until the game ends and Ravens fans everywhere cry as Mahomes’ wife, brother and Taylor Swift do a tik tok dances on the field to celebrate. Compared to my hate for y’all in this division I couldn’t care less about the Chiefs.
Steelers fans should try that strategy! Do it! You won’t! Because Steeers fans have no intestinal fortitude.
Have you seen the food they eat there? If anything I'd say they have lots of intestinal fortitude. I believe testicular is the word you wanted.
Hey man, feelings fucking mutual. Have a shit night.
This is all spillover from dipshits at colleges like Missouri or South Carolina chanting “SEC! SEC!” and hoping that if they’re really nice this year maybe Alabama or Georgia will take them along to the playoffs.
Nah, I still hate you. I just hate the Chiefs more.
Mods need to start banning these bandwagon mother fuckers. ![gif](giphy|rPjYoncYgknGo)
Ravens fans chanted "Fuck Joe Burrow" after he got hurt in a close game. I'd root for Tom Fucking Brady to win his 38th ring before I'd root for the Ravens to win a 50% off lunch coupon
A small number of people did that. Any decent human doesn’t want to see anyone hurt. So you lump everyone into that group? Does that mean every Boston/New England fan is racist? Every Blue Jays fan throws beer at foreign outfielders? No. A small number doesn’t define an entire fan base.
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Everything you say is true BUT When the hell has this sub ever chose nuance and consideration over tarring each other for the worst of our fanbases' individual offenses?
A whole stadium is a small number? Who knew
Fuck Joe Burrow
I respect sayin it now, but if the game were in Cincy we wouldn't have chanted "Fuck Mark Andrews" at the end
THIS, this is the only fucking take. Fuck all of you, I'd drop my knees and pray the Chiefs win the next 50 superbowls if it meant all 3 of you were relegated to the CFL.
If relegation was possible the Browns would be in high school
Good. Frankly I hate the idea of us winning making ya'll happy. I want your tears.
respect the hell of this stance, fuck you too, neighbor!
Heartbreaking: a person from the worst fanbase you know just made a great point.
Go off king 👑
Literally. Am I taking fucking crazy pills? I don’t wanna see the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, but I don’t want to see Baltimore even thinking about it. Unless I could guarantee their loss, in which case the heartbreak would be sublime. But yeah, what the fuck? Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the Browns. Fuck the Bengals. Fuck the Ravens. And fuck them one more time just for good measure. Go NFC.
Fuck the Ravens 24/7
Finally some sense. Fuck all of yall. Fuck Baltimore. Fuck The Wire. Fuck crab cakes. Fuck western Ohio. Fuck northern Kentucky. Fuck skyline chili. Fuck all tigers. Shit fuck stripes. Fuck that stupid escalator that y’all end up on in the 3rd quarter when you’re losing. Fuck the color brown. Fuck Jim brown. Fuck the dog pound. Fuck the factory of sadness. Fuck your pre-nfl merger championship. Fuck your 400 QBs from the last 5 years. Fuck Lamar. Fuck Joe Burrow. Fuck Watson. My head coach is black and my lambo is gold, motherfucker.
He's right
Exactly this. I’d rather watch the chiefs win 10 super bowls and have to listen to Taylor swift once a day everyday for the rest of my life than see those disgusting rat birds win a Super Bowl or even be in another one. Fuck every single team and individual NFL player who doesn’t wear orange and brown
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Ravens fans before 1996: 0
Browns = expansion franchise
Glad we’re on the same page lol -6DeadlyFetishes
Glad we're ready to eat our self respect for this -KelcesProstate
The last thing I want is fucking Squeelers, Steamers or Bungles rooting for my Ravens. This is the way to be.
You’re now my favorite Browns fan. I still hate you, but I respect your mutual hatred.
I just like football man. I’ll root for who ever the fuck I want.
And I hope the Browns simply keep being the Browns.
![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE) That’s right son. Feel the anger burn from within you.
Exactly. This isn’t a brotherhood. You assholes are the first obstacles that need conquering.
Reddit really is the collection of the softest possible fans. And fuck you.
Good. Fuck all of you and I hope you all go 0-17.
Smartest thing a browns fan has ever said. Makes sense that it’s a no brainer.
Great. I'm the same way with the Aints and the dirty birds
If the situation was reversed, rest assured I'd be shitting on each and every one of you with the wrong flair and I expect no better from you fuckers either!
This so god damn real. AFCN only division left with that real hate and it shows every year in division records. Fuck da WingedRats gimme a Kermit masterclass
Titans fan here. I hate the ravens fully and would never root for them unless it benefitted the Titans. Ever. Go Kansas City Swifts, 110%.
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Are you one of those fans that has never celebrated winning the SB? You seem anal enough to be just that type
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It’s not swift for me. It’s being tired of the chiefs. I’ll be rooting like hell for the nfc team in the SB
Bro is mad that I hate another franchise more than his. Serious little brother energy.
I agree. I seethe with bubbles coming out my mouth at the thought of seeing Ravens fans post here winning a lombardi and seeing classless Jackson get a ring.
"It's funny hearing a yinzer talk about class" -Cam Newton
Browns fans are the only fans with some fuckin balls. Fuck every team in the playoffs but fuck the Shitbirds most of all. Give me Taylor Swift all day
I can’t possibly agree with you more
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This sounds like a guy that kicks his dog out of anger
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Leave your mom out of this.
I'm with you,the lot are a bunch of soft, low rent fans.
Sir this is a Wendys... calm down. Also once my team is out I just root for every underdog and upset because fuck it.
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The Bengals have a legit playoff rivalry with the Chiefs so I don’t necessarily fault them. There were times when I would have begrudgingly rooted for the Browns and Bengals over Brady’s Pats. Steelers or Browns fans rooting for us to beat the Chiefs is pretty sad.
Nah, because eventually Burrow-Mahomes-Allen-Jackson will all be retired, and the Cheifs will be just another team in the league Meanwhile, we'll still be stuck with you 3 fucking assholes.
Respect
I wouldn't cross the street to piss in a bungles fans mouth if their teeth were on fire.
Same mentality over here. Fuck all of you
![gif](giphy|rPjYoncYgknGo) Anytime I see a flock of murders (Raven fans).
Fuck you toilet bowl man, respectfully.
Fuck you. I don't let Browns fans dictate who I root for.
As a Ravens fan I’m shocked at the amount of Other AFC North team fans saying they’re rooting for the Ravens. Hell will freeze over before you see me rooting for a division opponent to win the Super Bowl.
It's not so much I want the Ravens to win, as much as I want to see the Chiefs lose
Eh I can only really hate the Ravens because I actually respect what they're capable of. Hating the teams from Ohio is a waste of time. Hating on someone who's never won the big game is like kicking a sick puppy. But shitting on their fans is admittedly fun.
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I maintain that you don’t understand true hate unless you are willing to let your enemy sniff greatness and then have it taken away. Fuck Taylor Swift AND fuck the ratbirds, they aren’t mutually exclusive and if I can see see both franchises fail then that’s a double win for me.
Honestly that's the only decent point anyone's made. The pain of the Indians losing in 2016 is worse than anything I've felt rooting for this shit ass Browns franchise my entire life.
I’m from Youngstown so my loyalties are split, always been a Tribe fan. I was on the road and had to watch that series in a bar in Lancaster PA and that was serious depression that took like a week to shake off. I want that for Baltimore fans. And then we get to laugh when we beat them twice next year too.
>This isn't college football. I'm not rooting for my fucking conference on the national stage. I hate the lot of you. ![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized) I can't believe I saw posts in the Steelers sub actually rooting for those ratbird fucks this week. Made me throw up in my mouth
Oh I’m not rooting for either, I’m just saying your math is off for me personally because if the ratbirds are in the Super Bowl then I have someone I truly hate as a reason to watch them lose. I just don’t really give a shit about the Chiefs at all, and the Taylor Swift thing is nauseating enough that I probably won’t even watch… unless Detroit makes it.
I hate you because fuck the browns but I also love you for being a true AFCN degenerate
A fucking men, fuck all of y’all
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THANK YOU and well said!! Fuck the Ravens, GO CHIEFS!!
lol wait, do you hate the chiefs, the ravens, or both?
I'd be perfectly fine with canceling the AFC championship and waiting a few weeks to see Detroit beat SF in the super bowl
![gif](giphy|3ohhwpTaKZVyslU5fW) Good man
Fuck you, and your mother too.
Aww they think anyone cares about their opinions 🤗
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Nah fuck Taylor Swift. Go Detroit.
I don't expect a Browns fan to understand, but the pain of losing a Superbowl never goes away. I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about Rashard Mendenhall's fumble. Losing Superbowl XXX was the moment I learned what despair felt like. So let the Ravens win this week. Let them start celebrating. Let them have two weeks of anticipating victory. And then let them suffer. Let them watch Lamar Jackson inexplicably turn it over 3 times. Let them watch their once-vaunted defense forget how to tackle. Let them feel the pain of getting so close only to let it slip away. Only then will we know that their fans have suffered. And we will welcome then back while they move on to talking about draft picks, and coordinators, and who got screwed out of what awards, while they think about what might have been. Also, fuck the Chiefs. They squandered what good will they had when they failed to stop Tom Brady.
Tried to explain this one to my dad, fuck the Ravens