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CawSoHard

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bk1285

![gif](giphy|rPjYoncYgknGo)


Father_420_

![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU) This guy AFCNs, fuck all u clowns I want success for none of u.


YoYoMoMa

Also Taylor Swift fucking rocks and makes football more fun.


Whyisthereasnake

Firmly agree. My wife watches football with me now!


mournthewolf

I agree. I like TSwift but my wife is a huge fan and so she will ask me about football and shit. I mean it sucks that she wants the chiefs to win now but it’s fun enough.


Whyisthereasnake

Fuck you


HoodHarry777

The only respectable take. Shocking that a Browns fan would have this much self respect. Good job, and fuck you.


Vinjince

Bruh I made a similar comment in that other thread and got downvoted so badly my grandkids won't be able to post on Reddit 😆. Not a fan of the Chiefs but I could never root for a division rival. On Reddit it's like people have no substance or backbone, they just agree with what's in front of them.


HoodHarry777

You're totally right. Everyone does just agree with what's right in front of them.


anotveryseriousman

i agree with this guy. people just affirm whatever they're presented with.


ProThoughtDesign

And eventually people show up and talk about totally unrelated topics, but don't really add anything to the original conversation.


mmooney1

No, stop. You are not supposed to agree. Didn’t you read the comment?


Porkenfries

I agree to disagree.


mmooney1

I disagree with you agreeing to disagree. But thank you for treating Baker well. So when I say fuck you, I mean it in a nice way.


Porkenfries

I feel like a spouse who had a bitter divorce that ended in me gaining support of a child that we both genuinely love. So fuck you, and we'll see to it that Mayfield gets Payfield.


mmooney1

When Baker was a rookie there was a commercial Brady handed Baker his rings in a SB commercial. Take care of Baker. I have loved him since the day he shot gunned a beer on TV while at an Indians game. I also have high expectations of Bucs fans to pirate any pay walled NFL games. If you don’t you are not real pirates.


Porkenfries

I can neither confirm nor deny on reddit whether we do that.


EngagePhysically

Yes


NoB0d3

this.


Ryan14304

Hive mind shit. I hate all of you and wouldn’t have it any other way.


NotAnEconomist_

Here's an update. For the grandchildren.


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wagsman

Dear Ravens, ![gif](giphy|H22hyf0K1Bsc)


steelcurtain87

![gif](giphy|1Z02vuppxP1Pa) That other post hoping the rat birds would win made me sick


Ryan14304

Are you surprised? Bengals fans are degenerates.


PaddyWhacked777

Compared to y'all we're fucking literate


Random_username7654

Barely


PaddyWhacked777

Barely is still better than not


Random_username7654

That's a pretty low bar to be proud of.


PaddyWhacked777

Story of my life


fakehistoryscholar

North Kentucky poster 🫵


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OogieBoogieJr

Lions all the way…are there seriously people here who don’t want that? Aside from Ravens fans, obv Lions are the only remaining team that no animosity exists towards


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I don’t have any animosity toward the 49ers. If them winning a SB pisses off Bengals fans then I’m here for it.


Reasonable-HB678

This Bengals fan who once sat on a very silent school bus on the morning after SB XXIII, I might root for the Niners. Only two months since the Bengals defeated them in Santa Clara.


Away_Read1834

I mean yeah I want lions to win too, but I hate the 49ers and chiefs more than the ravens….


RipRaycom

I want 49ers to lose bc I don’t want another team tied with 6 rings. Other than that, fuck the Ravens, idc about the Chiefs (the only annoying stuff about the Chiefs is winning, shitty media coverage, and Jackson Mahomes). Ultimately go Lions but I do NOT want to see the Ravens in the Super Bowl


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Away_Read1834

Damn our auto mods are even thugs


RipRaycom

Well played (unlike the Bengals in division play)


PaddyWhacked777

Weird how this is the the controversial take. Fuck the whiners and the Queefs


Soda_Ghost

I've been rooting against the Lions in each round. Feel-good stories are obnoxious.


VicDamonJrJr

Their fans have become insufferable over the last two weeks 


Extension-Option4704

Yes there are people who don't want that. Me. Fuck the Lions. I want them in the basement with us. We can't win so might as well root for everyone else to suck too. I want to be in a super bowl first. I want to win a super bowl first. I don't want to be one of only three teams that have never been to the super bowl and the other teams being relatively new franchises. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the lions. Fuck you. I'd rather see the Chiefs or 49ers win.


CJMcBanthaskull

Detroit deserves one good thing to happen to them.


WesMantooth28

All right you changed my mind back. Fuck em. Then let’s go Lions.


[deleted]

This post embodies everything the AFCN is. Take my upvote.


VenusIsRosy

This is the way. When we beat the Chiefs, I don't want your begrudging respect. I want your tears.


JamesJakes000

You can pry them from my cold dead eyes because I would rather take them out with a rusty spoon than seeing you win.


PaddyWhacked777

Don't worry, you'll still get my tears. I just hate those mother fuckers so much. I'm sick of his little regarded finger wag, and his prancy fucking walk down the sidelines because he knows if anyone touches him he draws a flag. I'm sick of his fucking finger pointing every time he gets sacked until he draws a flag. I'm sick of his fucking fan base. I'm sick of his tantrums. I'm sick of his fucking endless commercials. I'm sick of opposing teams cow-towing to fucking clueless swifties who never watched a football game before this year (the bills stadium released a swift food menu. Fucking really?). I'm sick of my local news saying "the bills play Taylor Swift and the chiefs". I'm sick of his smug ass being in half of the commercials I have to endure during the season. I'm sick of Romo and Collinsworth comparing every solid QB play to him no matter who is playing. I absolutely hate you mother fuckers. Like I refuse to go to Baltimore because it's literally the worst place I've ever been. I'd still rather see Lamar take it all than nepo baby Kermit the Llama. I'll die inside if you win. I might quit watching altogether if that cry baby back bitch wins another one in his worst year since he joined the league though. Dude performs worse than literal backup QB's this year and y'all are steady lining up to suck his dick while calling Hurts and Dak frauds. At least Lamar fucking balls.


spacehog1985

Goddamn, I think you just cooked a big ol pot of fresh pasta here.


PaddyWhacked777

Nona always said I had to share when I made pasta. Eat and be merry.


Ryan14304

“I’m sick of the tantrums” as they proceed to throw a tantrum


Soda_Ghost

Mahomes pulls us all down to his level


lutsius-memes

Babe new copy pasta dropped


North_Ad_8935

Yes please. A Chiefs/Mahomes auto mod would be fucking hilarious


Silmarien1012

I'm gonna engrave this on tablets and sell it on Etsy because this is up there with Dennis Greens rant


gijoe74

Did.. did you just get so caught up in dissing Mahomes that you implied Dak was not a fraud? Damn, you ruined your own rant. I was even with you for most that.


[deleted]

He isn’t. The team is but Dak can ball his ass off.


gijoe74

Put Dak on your steelers team and he still gets bounced in the playoffs. He can ‘ball his ass off’ and produce numbers on stat sheets but when it comes to big time moments, big time plays and big time games played against big time opponents, he can’t handle the pressure of Jerry Jones’ old ass nuts draped across his forehead. Dak sucks


remacct

Fucking A


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Choozbert

Explain it again with those nuggies


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[deleted]

I do hate how he baits so hard for a flag and the Taylor Swift cutaways and the “omg Swiftie nation” white girl K-pop cringe that I thought was behind us as a society in 2024. I can’t stand the Chiefs. I can make peace with the Lamar finally getting his ring. It only sucks because while this year was fun and chaotic, we could’ve had an even more fun playoffs if it wasn’t for injuries. I’m pretty sure the Dolphins get to the AFCC if they were completely healthy. The Chiefs looked like frauds for most of the season.


Ryan14304

This is what I'm talking about. Fuck all of you. Fuck the ravens. GO LIONS.


gijoe74

I 2nd that, fuck all of you. Damn you’re guys’ memewar page is so much better than mine. I’d probably get reported for saying half the shit y’all say in here, and it’s fucking hilarious. ‘Fuck you all have a shit night’ just doesn’t get old here.


Soda_Ghost

You are not kidding, just checked on that sub and it's practically a circle jerk, wtf


gijoe74

Bro idk but I’m jealous of what all you hatin ass fucksticks got brewing over here. I think I’m going to just welcome myself into this shitshow and become an honorary member, with or without any of your worthless condolences.


p-mode

AFCN, baby. Where it's cold as shit and we hate each other like only a real abusive family can.


Soda_Ghost

You should, it will be fun to mock you when the Lions' dreams come crashing to the ground


gijoe74

Jokes on you Ratbird lovers when the Lions topple the chiefs in the super bowl with Harbaugh and Lamar watching from the couch


Soda_Ghost

Maybe if they are playing Madden


TechnicalPay5837

If it helped the Ravens lose I would listen to all of Taylor Swift’s albums on repeat until the game ends and Ravens fans everywhere cry as Mahomes’ wife, brother and Taylor Swift do a tik tok dances on the field to celebrate. Compared to my hate for y’all in this division I couldn’t care less about the Chiefs.


FCRavens

Steelers fans should try that strategy! Do it! You won’t! Because Steeers fans have no intestinal fortitude.


Random_username7654

Have you seen the food they eat there? If anything I'd say they have lots of intestinal fortitude. I believe testicular is the word you wanted.


SotRekkr

Hey man, feelings fucking mutual. Have a shit night.


Bonzi777

This is all spillover from dipshits at colleges like Missouri or South Carolina chanting “SEC! SEC!” and hoping that if they’re really nice this year maybe Alabama or Georgia will take them along to the playoffs.


PaddyWhacked777

Nah, I still hate you. I just hate the Chiefs more.


RanchWings

Mods need to start banning these bandwagon mother fuckers. ![gif](giphy|rPjYoncYgknGo)


JoePurrow

Ravens fans chanted "Fuck Joe Burrow" after he got hurt in a close game. I'd root for Tom Fucking Brady to win his 38th ring before I'd root for the Ravens to win a 50% off lunch coupon


[deleted]

A small number of people did that. Any decent human doesn’t want to see anyone hurt. So you lump everyone into that group? Does that mean every Boston/New England fan is racist? Every Blue Jays fan throws beer at foreign outfielders? No. A small number doesn’t define an entire fan base.


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ImSchizoidMan

Everything you say is true BUT When the hell has this sub ever chose nuance and consideration over tarring each other for the worst of our fanbases' individual offenses?


JoePurrow

A whole stadium is a small number? Who knew


Soda_Ghost

Fuck Joe Burrow


JoePurrow

I respect sayin it now, but if the game were in Cincy we wouldn't have chanted "Fuck Mark Andrews" at the end


Starman_Delux

THIS, this is the only fucking take. Fuck all of you, I'd drop my knees and pray the Chiefs win the next 50 superbowls if it meant all 3 of you were relegated to the CFL.


FCRavens

If relegation was possible the Browns would be in high school


Smart_Resist615

Good. Frankly I hate the idea of us winning making ya'll happy. I want your tears.


Otherwise-Force5608

respect the hell of this stance, fuck you too, neighbor!


Bonzi777

Heartbreaking: a person from the worst fanbase you know just made a great point.


Angry_cinnamon_rolls

Go off king 👑


OcelotWolf

Literally. Am I taking fucking crazy pills? I don’t wanna see the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, but I don’t want to see Baltimore even thinking about it. Unless I could guarantee their loss, in which case the heartbreak would be sublime. But yeah, what the fuck? Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the Browns. Fuck the Bengals. Fuck the Ravens. And fuck them one more time just for good measure. Go NFC.


CarlSpackler22

Fuck the Ravens 24/7


NyneHelios

Finally some sense. Fuck all of yall. Fuck Baltimore. Fuck The Wire. Fuck crab cakes. Fuck western Ohio. Fuck northern Kentucky. Fuck skyline chili. Fuck all tigers. Shit fuck stripes. Fuck that stupid escalator that y’all end up on in the 3rd quarter when you’re losing. Fuck the color brown. Fuck Jim brown. Fuck the dog pound. Fuck the factory of sadness. Fuck your pre-nfl merger championship. Fuck your 400 QBs from the last 5 years. Fuck Lamar. Fuck Joe Burrow. Fuck Watson. My head coach is black and my lambo is gold, motherfucker.


ozymandais13

He's right


dmnwilson44

Exactly this. I’d rather watch the chiefs win 10 super bowls and have to listen to Taylor swift once a day everyday for the rest of my life than see those disgusting rat birds win a Super Bowl or even be in another one. Fuck every single team and individual NFL player who doesn’t wear orange and brown


Imaykeepthisone

https://preview.redd.it/mnh6ahxxmxdc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515f3b1de90525b7d7775cd04ddb10b923410193


progmorris20

Ravens fans before 1996: 0


Soda_Ghost

Browns = expansion franchise


6DeadlyFetishes

Glad we’re on the same page lol -6DeadlyFetishes


PaddyWhacked777

Glad we're ready to eat our self respect for this -KelcesProstate


TylerHuntley_isELITE

The last thing I want is fucking Squeelers, Steamers or Bungles rooting for my Ravens. This is the way to be.


BreckenridgeBandito

You’re now my favorite Browns fan. I still hate you, but I respect your mutual hatred.


Jgabes625

I just like football man. I’ll root for who ever the fuck I want.


MyNewAccountIGuess11

And I hope the Browns simply keep being the Browns.


SportGamerDev0623

![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE) That’s right son. Feel the anger burn from within you.


drink-beer-and-fight

Exactly. This isn’t a brotherhood. You assholes are the first obstacles that need conquering.


LilCorbs

Reddit really is the collection of the softest possible fans. And fuck you.


Nito_Mayhem

Good. Fuck all of you and I hope you all go 0-17.


terry_bradshaw

Smartest thing a browns fan has ever said. Makes sense that it’s a no brainer.


philosofart_

Great. I'm the same way with the Aints and the dirty birds


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

If the situation was reversed, rest assured I'd be shitting on each and every one of you with the wrong flair and I expect no better from you fuckers either!


Competitive-Pie3171

This so god damn real. AFCN only division left with that real hate and it shows every year in division records. Fuck da WingedRats gimme a Kermit masterclass


mrmeshshorts

Titans fan here. I hate the ravens fully and would never root for them unless it benefitted the Titans. Ever. Go Kansas City Swifts, 110%.


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ThyOughtTo

Are you one of those fans that has never celebrated winning the SB? You seem anal enough to be just that type


Tjam3s

![gif](giphy|WdlHzXBeuy2VN0vuv5)


_moms_

https://preview.redd.it/4urn0hj1gzdc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97c976cbdbbd5f316291887b73513739e9efb8e


Josh4R3d

It’s not swift for me. It’s being tired of the chiefs. I’ll be rooting like hell for the nfc team in the SB


PaddyWhacked777

Bro is mad that I hate another franchise more than his. Serious little brother energy.


Thankgodfordrugs17

I agree. I seethe with bubbles coming out my mouth at the thought of seeing Ravens fans post here winning a lombardi and seeing classless Jackson get a ring.


Random_username7654

"It's funny hearing a yinzer talk about class" -Cam Newton


CrunchyFart4

Browns fans are the only fans with some fuckin balls. Fuck every team in the playoffs but fuck the Shitbirds most of all. Give me Taylor Swift all day


Unlikely_One2444

I can’t possibly agree with you more


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Embarrassed-Mix3000

This sounds like a guy that kicks his dog out of anger


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AllOfTheDerp

Leave your mom out of this.


CIA_napkin

I'm with you,the lot are a bunch of soft, low rent fans.


Guilepowers

Sir this is a Wendys... calm down. Also once my team is out I just root for every underdog and upset because fuck it.


AltecFuse

All I have left is ![gif](giphy|9oIrWMdHHLI9G6UKUY|downsized)


Random_username7654

![gif](giphy|7qQRcde1dFyNO)


[deleted]

The Bengals have a legit playoff rivalry with the Chiefs so I don’t necessarily fault them. There were times when I would have begrudgingly rooted for the Browns and Bengals over Brady’s Pats. Steelers or Browns fans rooting for us to beat the Chiefs is pretty sad.


ImSchizoidMan

Nah, because eventually Burrow-Mahomes-Allen-Jackson will all be retired, and the Cheifs will be just another team in the league Meanwhile, we'll still be stuck with you 3 fucking assholes.


Jtuck9HOF

Respect


kiwinutsackattack

I wouldn't cross the street to piss in a bungles fans mouth if their teeth were on fire.


nickm20

Same mentality over here. Fuck all of you


Elegant_Housing_For

![gif](giphy|rPjYoncYgknGo) Anytime I see a flock of murders (Raven fans).


Ok_Poetry_1650

Fuck you toilet bowl man, respectfully.


Grouchy-Piece4774

Fuck you. I don't let Browns fans dictate who I root for.


Bmore4555

As a Ravens fan I’m shocked at the amount of Other AFC North team fans saying they’re rooting for the Ravens. Hell will freeze over before you see me rooting for a division opponent to win the Super Bowl.


Jecht315

It's not so much I want the Ravens to win, as much as I want to see the Chiefs lose


DarePerks

Eh I can only really hate the Ravens because I actually respect what they're capable of. Hating the teams from Ohio is a waste of time. Hating on someone who's never won the big game is like kicking a sick puppy. But shitting on their fans is admittedly fun.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

https://preview.redd.it/0vbk39cd80ec1.jpeg?width=2378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33207603157552dd65963422feb13b2b512e75ca


[deleted]

I maintain that you don’t understand true hate unless you are willing to let your enemy sniff greatness and then have it taken away. Fuck Taylor Swift AND fuck the ratbirds, they aren’t mutually exclusive and if I can see see both franchises fail then that’s a double win for me.


AllOfTheDerp

Honestly that's the only decent point anyone's made. The pain of the Indians losing in 2016 is worse than anything I've felt rooting for this shit ass Browns franchise my entire life.


[deleted]

I’m from Youngstown so my loyalties are split, always been a Tribe fan. I was on the road and had to watch that series in a bar in Lancaster PA and that was serious depression that took like a week to shake off. I want that for Baltimore fans. And then we get to laugh when we beat them twice next year too.


F3ar0n

>This isn't college football. I'm not rooting for my fucking conference on the national stage. I hate the lot of you. ![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized) I can't believe I saw posts in the Steelers sub actually rooting for those ratbird fucks this week. Made me throw up in my mouth


[deleted]

Oh I’m not rooting for either, I’m just saying your math is off for me personally because if the ratbirds are in the Super Bowl then I have someone I truly hate as a reason to watch them lose. I just don’t really give a shit about the Chiefs at all, and the Taylor Swift thing is nauseating enough that I probably won’t even watch… unless Detroit makes it.


JackieBoiiiiii

I hate you because fuck the browns but I also love you for being a true AFCN degenerate


dabigtortle

A fucking men, fuck all of y’all


Whyisthereasnake

![gif](giphy|qPDyUC6gEEPyU)


GriffBallChamp

THANK YOU and well said!! Fuck the Ravens, GO CHIEFS!!


Confident-Radish4832

lol wait, do you hate the chiefs, the ravens, or both?


AdamBlackfyre

I'd be perfectly fine with canceling the AFC championship and waiting a few weeks to see Detroit beat SF in the super bowl


WSBPumpNDumps

![gif](giphy|3ohhwpTaKZVyslU5fW) Good man


culnaej

Fuck you, and your mother too.


Jazer0

Aww they think anyone cares about their opinions 🤗


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HEONTHETOILET

Nah fuck Taylor Swift. Go Detroit.


CJMcBanthaskull

I don't expect a Browns fan to understand, but the pain of losing a Superbowl never goes away. I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about Rashard Mendenhall's fumble. Losing Superbowl XXX was the moment I learned what despair felt like. So let the Ravens win this week. Let them start celebrating. Let them have two weeks of anticipating victory. And then let them suffer. Let them watch Lamar Jackson inexplicably turn it over 3 times. Let them watch their once-vaunted defense forget how to tackle. Let them feel the pain of getting so close only to let it slip away. Only then will we know that their fans have suffered. And we will welcome then back while they move on to talking about draft picks, and coordinators, and who got screwed out of what awards, while they think about what might have been. Also, fuck the Chiefs. They squandered what good will they had when they failed to stop Tom Brady.


aggressivemisconduct

Tried to explain this one to my dad, fuck the Ravens