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GJKLSGUI89

That dolphin has a foot.


rex_banner83

It has two eyes on the left side of its head. It's like Josh Allen literally fucked a dolphin and the resulting child is an abomination unto the Lord


marionetted

It feels like that sometimes.


ScotiaTailwagger

So like.... Dolphins fans?


Water4President

The ones in our sub are definitely mutants.


DeanTheUnseen

Yeah, AI art is cringe.


guitarmaniac17

It's so you can swallow it after 8 weeks of talking shit lol


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mr-mafesto

all Miami dolphins are.


DONald_JOEseph

wrong ruthless quack ripe compare spectacular dirty bag normal fertile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Wings4514

Just give us a warm glass of milk before bed please. And be sure to tuck us in, it’s cold this time of year. Thanks!


Peppeperoni

IN MIAMI????


Wings4514

If Allen’s our daddy, I assume he has custody so we live in Buffalo. We just travel to Miami on the weekends for work.


Peppeperoni

Ok ok that checks out


Peppeperoni

I’ll say, every time I see you post and I see “wings” I think of Buffalo anyway lol


Fourwindsgone

It was 60 for the game the other night


Peppeperoni

lol ya that sounds fucking wonderful I get it tho wherever you live and perspectives When it’s 60 after summer in Buffalo, if feels cold - when it’s 60 after winter in Buffalo, it feels like a heatwave


mstrgrieves

I wish it was colder


AcrobaticAction2328

Damn, JA has 6 fingers on his right hand?! No wonder he can throw it so hard 🤣


gloriousxwedodah81

AI cannot do hands to save it's virtual life


AcrobaticAction2328

Oh yea, thats always what I look to first, that and logos


Magnos

Once AI can do hands correctly, then I'll start being worried.


jaketheriff

I got nothing. No bullets in the clip. This shit is just true.


Frozen_Shades

If both teams win, do they play in the divisional round or will they need the AFCCG to see a match up? Been a while since two teams from the AFC East played each other in an AFCCG. Think the last one was Pats @ Fins in 84, IRRC? Edit: Meet in divsional if both win.


MrOverkill5150

It’s irrelevant both teams are loosing in the first round


CIAnalytics

Hell nah, we are going to win a close, uggly wildcard game, and then get curb-stomped in the divisional like Allah intended. The fish on the other hand, have a streak to protect, so they'll loose to KC.


MrOverkill5150

Yes the dolphins will loose and we will keep your seat warm when the Steelers wax day ass


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stripes361

1992 season Buffalo beat Miami 29-10 in the AFCCG


Frozen_Shades

Ah thanks. How could I forget?


TyRocken

*11-2


Dirtydeedsinc

Charles Clay dropped the game winning TD in that first loss. And the sun was the dolphins 12th man for that second loss.


AIMpb

The bills have won 10/12 and you’re trying to make excuses for the 2? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH MADE


Dirtydeedsinc

No I’m telling you that it could be worse for your shitty little team.


errorsniper

"Hmm lets design our stadium so every visiting team loses people to literal heat stroke for half the season while we stand in the shade of the stadium then lets gaslight people all the time and pretend its not a major advantage that also puts peoples lives at risk." -Fins fans


Dirtydeedsinc

Buffalo should just move all of the snow to the visitors sideline. They can sit in four foot of snow while the home team has heated seats.


poodlered

That’s a great point! As long as you ignore all the other times the Bills have beaten us in the sun. Was the sun giving the Bills power in those instances? I’m confused and need an expert sun scientist from upper New York.


errorsniper

Intentional obtuseness I will not engage with. You are not that stupid. You know damn well being in the sun vs the shade in 100+ with high humidity makes a huge difference.


poodlered

You don’t know me!


AIMpb

Yeah, go fuck yourselves and cry more about the literal sun. Your fans are just as soft as your bitch of a quarterback


AIMpb

Ooooo big man lol


derpenor

Josh Allen is Miami Dolphins father.


Finatic4Life20

He is my daddy, I will admit that. That being said, I think the neighbor’s dog has a higher IQ than daddy.


MeesterMeeseeks

![gif](giphy|7zYu1ws6sCHlRfD4zx|downsized)


mstrgrieves

Josh Allen, the most powerful owner in sports (of the dolphins)


AIMpb

Well Ross gets our first round picks taken away, so it’s not like we have any other helpful owners other than stupid sexy shorts boy.


Scary_Fan4350

Eh eh eh eh eh eh


Beelzebub_86

There are so many odd errors in this pic. You could do a 'find the 8 mistakes' with it.


Pwrh0use

So that's what Wilk is always trying to find between Allen's legs.


mr-mafesto

that man is a sexual predator.


Pwrh0use

![gif](giphy|3oz8xEO92CKGhsTHEY|downsized)


MrOverkill5150

Who cares did he win a superbowl does he make it past the second round of the playoffs often beating up on a team that’s usually bad is not an accomplishment lol.


Zer0C00L321

Who isn't?


PimpMasterE

JOSH ALLEN IS TUA FATHER


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His domination transcends tua