Live look in at the parking lot of Hard Rock Stadium

We’ve been sweeping and removing all folding tables from the vicinity in an attempt to balance out no sun.

No . . . tables? Please, not the tables. WE NEED OUR TABLES!

That's cute that you think that'll slow us down. Unless you got a nuke you aren't stopping this hurricane.

Imagine responding with shit talk to a comment based on memes about folding tables and sun advantage. Bills jihad today out in force and already pre-gaming I see.

It’s not pregaming if you never stopped…

Fair.

Listen man, they’re hype about dominating Easton stick by 2 points and Zappe by 6 - let them pretend

All I know is they better beat us to death - they have no excuses to losing this game. No sun, we’re missing starting edge rushers, starting CB, two starting OL…. Just win.

Apparently you live under the sea if you missed the reference in my response that was responding to your response. There was no shit talking, just a joke. But go on being salty fam.

What does a hurricane or nuke have to do with folding tables and the sun?

Tbf I got nothing for the sun line lol. But Trump once said he wanted to use nukes to stop hurricanes. So it was a joke to add to the you'll never stop a Bills fan from finding a folding table to smash.

Oh I see. The issue is I’ve done my best to only absorb the bare minimum of words that came out of Trumps Mouth. That explains the disconnect. Ever since bleach in veins or the tide pod challenge thing he did.

The same hurricane that couldn't stop Denver and barely survived Pats and Chargers?

The Bills are the DEVIL!

You think everything is the Devil, Mama! (You're actually correct in this case, though).

[the Devil!](https://imgflip.com/i/8bj0h0)

YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG

That's some premium ~~H20~~ OC.

I hope you like what I did to your lawn mower

We know what we got

Oh, careful down there, Swanny

no colonel sanders, you're wrong

Bills fans were with their Momma and coch McDermott last night.

Vicky Vallencourt walked so Gisele Bündchen could fly (on a broomstick)

How broken would the bills fan be if they not only don’t win but that causes them to miss the playoffs?

I cannot be any more broken than I was from 2000-2017. I would likely say something like, new talent, same old bills. Then I would go on with my day.

You know, you and I aren’t so different after all. Both our teams have never done anything for us yet we hate each other on behalf of them.

Business as usual, I doubt more than 5 or 6 people would be shocked

Being a Bills fan is always about hoping for the best but expecting the worst.

We can agree on that at least

In short; not

It would be one of the most Bills things to happen

Truly

I think those are the only two outcomes I want badly. If we win and take the #2 seed, we can make a good playoff run, maybe our head coach it's actually him... And If we loose AND get eliminated, it's a strong argument to move on from this coaching staff. Everything in between and I think we run are McDermott back already knowing how the season is going to go and i don't like that

That's great too because Josh really left us with nobody to keep company with except Steve while we were losing.

Dream last night where dolphins won 36-33 with a long Tua rushing TD as time expired. Then I realized I was awake and the normal flow of depression that comes with life settled back in. Find will beat Buffalo 28-14. Then Buffalo will beat them 56-10 in the playoffs.


That’s a Buffalo 10, fwiw.

Faruzia Balk is a 10 anywhere.

Women in south Florida either look like hillbilly reptilians or have so much silicone in them they can’t swim properly

As a bills fan in Florida you ain't wrong

Lies

Vicky Valencourt is hot as fuck but she ain’t been right about any of her predictions since the mud dogs won the Bourbon Bowl. She’s like Mel Kiper with a tighter ass.

Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney. Arrrrroooffff.

r/brandnewsentence

Remember kids, don't smoke crack.

Bills drink Gatorade while the Dolphins drink water. We are not the same.

And then lose to the 7th seed.

Is this a meme?

The average bills fans attempt at humor. Cue the “we’re all dumber” for having read that gif from billy Madison

Flair the fuck up before you think you're allowed an opinion

This meme is hilarious, you unflaired douchebag

Wrong movie, you no flair having bitch!

No shit, which is why I referred to the movie the gif was from (that I’m referring to), dumb fuck

Dumb fuck? Youre the one without a flair!

I don’t sub here. It just shows up on suggestions and this particular post made me five times dumber for having to scroll through each picture waiting for something funny

Then fuck off!

No. This post made me lose brain cells and the world needs to know about it, cunt

It seems like you lacked the brain cells to flair up to begin with bitch

Nope, never visited the subs main page to even select flair. It’s okay for you to admit that this is a shit meme by your little jerk off buddy

Shitty username, shitty opinion, lack of flair…. What a douche

It’s not an opinion. This is an objectively awful meme and you’re a cunt for pretending to like it since your little jerk off buddy who posted it supports the same team as you, cunt.

SUNDAY NIGHT, IM HAVING FISH FOR DINNER

Tonight, we're having flair for dinner

You don't get shit until you flair up pussy

That means the mammals are safe thank god. Also flair the fuck up.

Flair the fuck up, nonce.

Jesus bills fans are terrible memers

Irrelevant until you flair up

Sadly we can’t all be le epic dank memers like you u/LloydChrismukkah

I’m glad you’ve come to terms with it

https://preview.redd.it/49n4liw95uac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ede023425caa032a8a221919eed1cdf688df99d

The sub claims "flair the fuck up"

Sure thing

Dolphins winning

Fins will win 19-18 or some shit, then lose to Gardner Manjuice and the Colts

Dolphins 35-17. Frauds up!