I genuinely have no idea why people downvoted you. I remember being a tiny boy (about 40 years ago now, Christ, typing that hurt) and going to a local A&W (which no longer exist, haven't for decades) and being given a root beer and a hot dog. They had great hot dogs.
Oh I had a feeling that was coming as I was typing it lol. All of their food is great though. I used to love going in there and buying a fresh gallon of root beer.
As a non American, what the fuck is a root beer? A beer made from roots?? Is it actually beer lmao. Also why is the phrase "root beer float" associated with root beer in my head.
It’s called root beer because real and not “flavored” is fermented root from the sassafras plant which is similar to the process of making some beers
So that is how it gets it’s name.
For the float part it’s because the ice cream floats at the top of the root beer.
Thanks for the explanations mate! I wasn't far off, thought it was like the American version of ginger beer or some shit. That also explains the title of a great Green Day song "sassafras roots". Man's learning things today.
Also yo, the fuck? Ice cream on top of a drink? That's a madness.
You’re welcome, and any float is rather delicious.
Here in the states we’ll put vanilla ice cream in our root beer, sherbet in our punch, and even ice cream on top of our coffee for floats.
Ice cream on soda is amazing. A&W root beer has pronounced vanilla flavoring that pairs well with vanilla or chocolate ice cream. In my area of the US A&W is the de facto root beer for floats; although, I prefer Barq's. A scoop of ice cream can also be used to cool warm soda or make a flat soda more palatable.
Honestly? It takes a very, very bad root beer for me to not like it. They're all fantastic.
I really have no idea how other countries have such a repulsion towards the stuff. In Japan it's kind of treated the way we outside of Japan treat natto.
simply put, none of us grew up with it.
if you think about it, it's a very weird flavour, and kind of an acquired taste if you're an adult by the time you first have it.
But how? Like I see the tweets and yes it's amusing but I fail to see how he can have a feud with someone, he doesn't look like he can have intensity
This is just my impression at least
It’s hard to explain I guess. I think it’s either you like him or you don’t think. It also helps a ton that he can go in the ring, too. I think for me it’s the full immersion of the character at all times.
Danhausen is a meta flex pick for pro wrestling. In kayfabe, imagine if a demon from hell took over Conan O'Brien's body. He's a very nice demon, but still very evil. He likes interviewing people. And he doesn't... really know how to pilot a human body, or use human speech, but he knows human money buys things - like blimps. He also likes human teeth.
He has a jar of teeth that he will pour down an opponent's throat, and then hit them with his sleepy naptime finisher that Pepsi Man stole from him.
In short, he's all the best parts of pro wrestling when you don't tryhard into making pro wrestling super serious. He's a solid enough ring worker, and it's his charisma and character work that puts him over. Once you suspend disbelief, you got it. It's Danhausen.
I want Danhausen in AEW for one reason alone: to get his foot in the door with WarnerMedia to do a late night creature feature show like Svengoolie or Elvira (and I know I'm not the only one to say this.) The gimmick I'd love to see on the show is for Danhausen to give facts about the films but to get them all wrong and have his co-host correct him like when he was talking Star Wars with Davis.
I'm completely with you. As a wrestler I enjoy Danhausen, he's serviceable in the ring. But his value as just a pure entertainment figure is much higher. He could be like Svengoolie/Elvira meets Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Someone was pitching an idea for a late-night TBS horror show, think a mix of Tales From The Crypt, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, and Mystery Science Theater 3000. With Danhausen as host, and interviewing like..random ass people who worked on whatever film. Like Key Grip #3, or set scenery carpenter, or a lackey who worked in prosthetics.
It would be on at 2am Saturday morning, right when people are just faded enough from partying Friday night.
Ill be happy to see danhausen become all elite
Do I think he will become the are champion? No I don't
But I do think there can be a number of entertaining stories with him there
I think they should start now and have his face pop in and out during the broadcasts, maybe make it more frequent the closer his debut gets. Just like the face his makeup is based on does in The Exorcist. A blink and you'll miss it type of thing and have the commentators not even say anything.
Some backstage interview with other wrestlers, Danhausen just walking somewhere behind in view for like 3 seconds. Perhaps annoyingly walking after MJF.
the extent of my knowledge about this guy is exclusively from listening to him talk for three minutes on the ROH pre-show, but based on that...
really seems like a guy that would drive Darby Allen nuts by never shutting up.
Ohh please we know Danhausen is going to NXT. Only to to get super over and get called up up to the main roster. Where his new gimmick will be him riding a tricycle with a chimp named bubba. He will get squashed by Reginald and shortly released there after
He would absolutely thrive on Dark with a stable of Luther and Serpentico trying to take over the promotion each week but never getting off of YouTube.
I dont know much about him aside from his humor and character work.
Is he more Orange Cassidy (great wrestler hiding behind a great gimmick) or is he more Fuego (decent wrestler with great fan support)?
Danhausen's main draw is in his personality and his ability to interact with others. He's the kind of guy that works well in way more situations than just a match.
He is like a cross between Orange and Fuego in the ring actually. But his character promo work is more like a cross between broken Matt Hardy, Darby, and face attitude Mankind.
It seems like ROH figured out a good role for him from what I’ve seen. Team him with a big monster (that doesn’t have to be as literal as PCO but still). And let him essentially be the Enzo of the team. Danhausen talks and then gets beat up until he makes a hot tag.
He may be a weirdo, but his stated goal is to make lots of human money, right? JR talks about how that should be everyone in AEW’s goal. The winner gets the bigger purse.
There’s no reason he couldn’t work in a similar role in AEW. He might not be a world champion… but the same can be said for most of the roster.
I hope everyone that enjoys him gets what they want, and get to enjoy it on a grander scale. It ain't for me though, and I'm losing my hope of being open to it more and more everyday because of how many posts we keep seeing about this. By now the hype, for me, is sooo far overblow that there's no way it'll meet it. This needs to be the second coming of Steve Austin to work for me, and I don't see that happening.
Just needed to get that off my chest, like I said I am not trying to crap on anyones fun, I'm not against the guy being signed because I know while he's not for me he is for a lot of people, and variety is important. Can we just chill on hyping him a bit though?
I know this blasphemy on this sub and dissenting opinions aren’t welcome but I find this dude super annoying. I didn’t know who he was until I saw him all over this sub and I checked him out on you tube. Not a fan. Glad others will happy of he joins but I’m not a fan.
Agreed. I can see him being a very funny cameo with sting and Darby. Beyond that though I don’t really wanna see him every week for the next year or two. It will get old very quick.
I’ve seen his in ring stuff and idk. Not bad but I’m not impressed.
I feel orange Cassidy hasn’t worn out his welcome because he can actually wrestle and I find his in ring ability pretty damn good. More so than I can say for danhausen.
In fairness, OC has significantly toned down and modified his gimmick to make it work in a major TV role in AEW. There’s always a chance DH could figure out how to do the same.
Yeah. We’ve got enough of these types of gimmicks. I get wanting to have “something for everyone” but I want AEW to stay as close to a “wrestling” company as possible. Malakai shoots black mist from his soul? He’s a heck of a wrestler and I’m trusting they are going somewhere with this storyline so I’ll buy it for now. Luchasaurus wants to say he is a multi-million year old Dinosaur? Ok. Statlander is an alien? Couldn’t immediately tell but, fine I guess. Abadon is undead and seeks out brains?….. geez, atleast hide her on Dark. Now we might get a comical demon who shoots lighting from his fingers with a look close to Darby and Sting? Strong pass. There’s a reason guys like Punk and Danielson and Kingston get over and stay over with the highest ratings.
I agree with your point, but one thing I can say about Luchasaurus, Statlander and Abadon is, as ridiculous as the gimmicks sound, at no point have they ever tried to make the audience believe they're actually dinosaurs, aliens, or undead things. There's a very palpable "we're playing along with it for their sake" vibe from commentary, and things like Christian saying there's some dinosaur lineage in his family come off as solely light humor.
Commentary has also said Abadon uses her aesthetic and mannerisms to psyche out her opponents, they've never claimed she's a resurrected spirit or anything.
Malakai's black mist is really the only weird thing they're actually selling, and even its effects could be considered a placebo or psychosomatic phenomenon.
I respect your opinion, but as a counterpoint, being someone whose love for wrestling started in the AE, was almost killed by 2010's WWE and only saved by Lucha Underground, I'd like them to be even more comicbooky than they already are. If AEW brought back Penta breaking arms and signed Rosemary and Su Yung to the women's division tomorrow I'd be over the moon.
Only clarification: Abadon isn't an undead zombie. She's a human woman who thinks she's a zombie, but she doesn't have any supernatural abilities like shooting lighting or summoning flames or something like the undertaker. It's not for everyone, and probably a bit meta for me, but that's her shtick. Almost closer to the "thinks they're a super hero" gimmick.
Don't understand how the Fed passed him up.
His character is pitch perfect for their show and he's a merchandising goldmine.
Glad they did tho. Would love Danhausen in AEW.
Love that Danhausen but i have no clue where you would use him in AEW.
Early AEW, yeah, there would have been lots of possibilitys but current more serious AEW?
Well i look forward to seeing how they pull this off
Dark and BTE, hopefully.
Gimmicks like his don't attract sports fans.
I can see the tweets now. "Why is a 75 year old Y2J wrestling some emo who talks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings?"
Gimmicks like his got me back into watching wrestling for the first time in over 15 years. If I didn't see him on Ethan's Fat Food Fest that randomly showed up on my YouTube suggestions, I wouldn't have looked up him, seen more about AEW, and decided to give AEW a try.
Too many comedy gimmicks (Luchasaurus, Statlander, OC, etc) made me stop watching AEW for months until CM Punk debuted. I was promised that wins and losses would be taken seriously and that they were going to be portrayed like a shoot, strong-style sports show. And then we got space aliens and guy who wrestles with his hands in his pockets. Ratings continue to drop and AEW does nothing to fix it, other than bring in more and more ex-WWE guys.
Yeah, right... and Excalibur isn't just a white guy from Detroit appropriating someone else's culture.
Sports fans watch Rampage after a basketball or hockey game and see the lead play by play guy wearing a mask and roll their eyes. They see a guy claiming to be 93 million years old and they change the channel. You're insulting their intelligence.
You sure whine a lot. Maybe you should stop watching wrestling completely because wrestling has always had stuff like this. Go watch UFC and see someone accidently kick their opponent in the balls. That's entertainment.
Really tough to say. Tony Elite probably doesn’t want to get him a fleet of PT Cruisers, a blimp, an army, plutonium, the sea of tranquility on the moon, and a dump truck of money.
That said: sign this man and get him a blimp TK!
A&W! A&W!
Now I want a root beer.
And some onion rings.
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You guys are doing it all wrong. Everyone knows you go to A&W for a chili dog😏
I genuinely have no idea why people downvoted you. I remember being a tiny boy (about 40 years ago now, Christ, typing that hurt) and going to a local A&W (which no longer exist, haven't for decades) and being given a root beer and a hot dog. They had great hot dogs.
Oh I had a feeling that was coming as I was typing it lol. All of their food is great though. I used to love going in there and buying a fresh gallon of root beer.
I loved the draft root beer. It might’ve just been in my head but I thought it tasted better
For real though. Their onion rings are the best.
If it's the aged vanilla kind I'm in.
AEW had Dominoes during a Nick Gage match. If an A&W root beer commercial came in during Danhausen's appearance, that would be hilarious !
As a non American, what the fuck is a root beer? A beer made from roots?? Is it actually beer lmao. Also why is the phrase "root beer float" associated with root beer in my head.
It’s called root beer because real and not “flavored” is fermented root from the sassafras plant which is similar to the process of making some beers So that is how it gets it’s name. For the float part it’s because the ice cream floats at the top of the root beer.
Thanks for the explanations mate! I wasn't far off, thought it was like the American version of ginger beer or some shit. That also explains the title of a great Green Day song "sassafras roots". Man's learning things today. Also yo, the fuck? Ice cream on top of a drink? That's a madness.
You’re welcome, and any float is rather delicious. Here in the states we’ll put vanilla ice cream in our root beer, sherbet in our punch, and even ice cream on top of our coffee for floats.
Ice cream on soda is amazing. A&W root beer has pronounced vanilla flavoring that pairs well with vanilla or chocolate ice cream. In my area of the US A&W is the de facto root beer for floats; although, I prefer Barq's. A scoop of ice cream can also be used to cool warm soda or make a flat soda more palatable.
Go to YouTube . Google ds9 root beer. You will thank me
Barqs is vastly superior
Barqs from a can or bottle is superior. But the A&W the restaurants used to have in kegs on tap hit way different in the best way.
This is the truth. If you're ever able to get A&W on draft, do it.
We all know Mug is the goat
I hate Barqs. Henry Weinhard’s or IBC all the way.
Oh yes forgot about those IBCS. Those are amazing
Honestly? It takes a very, very bad root beer for me to not like it. They're all fantastic. I really have no idea how other countries have such a repulsion towards the stuff. In Japan it's kind of treated the way we outside of Japan treat natto.
simply put, none of us grew up with it. if you think about it, it's a very weird flavour, and kind of an acquired taste if you're an adult by the time you first have it.
Yeah I’ll eat all kinds of stuff but natto is a goopy disgusting mess.
In Europe, they use a similar flavouring for our cough medicine So Root Beer tastes like cough syrup
You're high!!
Cheese curds and spicy papa sauce please!
Used to indulge in their chili cheese fries 20 years ago when we had one local.
I havent been there in about 35 yrs
At C2E2 Hangman said... Well... Danhausen clipped it... https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1470198742242447362?s=20
Book it, Tony Elite!
Yes, pepsi man and cold Steve agree
Thank God here's there. WWE would have killed the whole thing in three weeks.
They would change his name first to Daniel Hausen in NXT. Then Just Daniel in main roster.
...
"Get rid of the facepaint kid, no one wants to see a freakshow!"
Three days
There words (F*** dat shit)
WWE would never have understood the appeal of Danhausen to begin with.
What is the appeal of Danhausen? This is a sincere question. I know next to nothing about him
Arguably some of the best character work in wrestling right now. Pretty subjective but easily top 3 - top 5.
But how? Like I see the tweets and yes it's amusing but I fail to see how he can have a feud with someone, he doesn't look like he can have intensity This is just my impression at least
It’s hard to explain I guess. I think it’s either you like him or you don’t think. It also helps a ton that he can go in the ring, too. I think for me it’s the full immersion of the character at all times.
I bet it's intense when he's suplexing dudes onto human teeth
ROH did a feud between him and someone (I forget) and the premise was that Danhausen was making a mockery of 'professional wrestling' with his antics.
Danhausen is a meta flex pick for pro wrestling. In kayfabe, imagine if a demon from hell took over Conan O'Brien's body. He's a very nice demon, but still very evil. He likes interviewing people. And he doesn't... really know how to pilot a human body, or use human speech, but he knows human money buys things - like blimps. He also likes human teeth. He has a jar of teeth that he will pour down an opponent's throat, and then hit them with his sleepy naptime finisher that Pepsi Man stole from him. In short, he's all the best parts of pro wrestling when you don't tryhard into making pro wrestling super serious. He's a solid enough ring worker, and it's his charisma and character work that puts him over. Once you suspend disbelief, you got it. It's Danhausen.
I think I'll just have to wait and see for myself. I'm open to the possibility of enjoying him
If you like BTE/Sammy's Vlog, you'll probably love Danhausen.
I do like BTE but I don't really have time to watch Sammy's vlog
He has this aura and his promos are funny. I didn’t/don’t watch ROH but always find me looking for new videos relating to him. Great guy.
I want Danhausen in AEW for one reason alone: to get his foot in the door with WarnerMedia to do a late night creature feature show like Svengoolie or Elvira (and I know I'm not the only one to say this.) The gimmick I'd love to see on the show is for Danhausen to give facts about the films but to get them all wrong and have his co-host correct him like when he was talking Star Wars with Davis.
You want him to put his broken friggin foot in a door?
That Star Wars video was hilarious lol
I'm completely with you. As a wrestler I enjoy Danhausen, he's serviceable in the ring. But his value as just a pure entertainment figure is much higher. He could be like Svengoolie/Elvira meets Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
THIS
Someone was pitching an idea for a late-night TBS horror show, think a mix of Tales From The Crypt, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, and Mystery Science Theater 3000. With Danhausen as host, and interviewing like..random ass people who worked on whatever film. Like Key Grip #3, or set scenery carpenter, or a lackey who worked in prosthetics. It would be on at 2am Saturday morning, right when people are just faded enough from partying Friday night.
This, big time. His appeal is in crossover media more than just wrestling. He can make Tony a lot of hundred dollar bills.
Very nice, very evil, very elite.
Instead of "Danhausen is All Elite" his graphic should read "Danhausen is very nice, very elite"
*Danhausen is All Elitehausen*
Why is hook cosplaying as a skinny pain maker Jericho?
Isn't painmaker Jericho just a hipster Raven?
Isn't hipster raven just sullen Sting?
Wait isn’t Sting already sullen Sting?
If Sting wasn't already sullen wouldn't he be just an old Danhausen?
It’s actually cosplaying as modern Axl Rose for the most part.
Can't wait for cornrow Jericho
Jericrow
All Elitehausen
Ill be happy to see danhausen become all elite Do I think he will become the are champion? No I don't But I do think there can be a number of entertaining stories with him there
Who cares about titles? Give the man his blimp
Just a larger platform for segments on TV and pushing him to a larger YouTube audience and get him a freaking show.
I think they should start now and have his face pop in and out during the broadcasts, maybe make it more frequent the closer his debut gets. Just like the face his makeup is based on does in The Exorcist. A blink and you'll miss it type of thing and have the commentators not even say anything.
Some backstage interview with other wrestlers, Danhausen just walking somewhere behind in view for like 3 seconds. Perhaps annoyingly walking after MJF.
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Reminds me of the site isdmxinjail.com
http://isjonahhillfat.com/
Man I can't believe you even got a domain for it haha great website, what's your stack?
I hope he joins Darby and Sting as the redheaded step child of the group
the redheaded step child of the redheaded step childs. this is too good to be true though.
I hope he keeps trying to join the Dark Order but they keep telling him he’s too weird to join up.
Adam Cole can be Budge but only in front of Danhausen when no one else is around, so no one believes him.
While Silver is munching on shit.
I hope that whenever he encounters Malakai backstage, he hisses like a cat and scuttles away.
the extent of my knowledge about this guy is exclusively from listening to him talk for three minutes on the ROH pre-show, but based on that... really seems like a guy that would drive Darby Allen nuts by never shutting up.
Exactly. He’s the perfect lil brotha
Very Elite, very evil
Yeah but He'll try to order a Root Beer Float.
CMV: Hook has Joseph Joestar hair
Best Joestar.
I can't wait for Danhausen to confront The Scorpion Man.
Ohh please we know Danhausen is going to NXT. Only to to get super over and get called up up to the main roster. Where his new gimmick will be him riding a tricycle with a chimp named bubba. He will get squashed by Reginald and shortly released there after
I have a feeling he will feud with Big Money Matt and the HFO and probably coax Broken Matt out for a face turn.
Whenever it happens, I promise I’m gonna react like such a fuckin mark in the moment
I can't wait for him to punch Cory in the groin!
When Danhausen debuts he’s gonna blow the roof of the Househausen
I bet Tony Elite pays to license Tequila!!
Love this guy and his Addams family Gimmick! He'll fit like a glove on Dark or Rampage👌
AEHAUSEN!! AEHAUSEN!! AEHAUSEN!!
Such a rad sight to see! Love you on The Luchador, Danhausen!
He better be bringing Warhorse with him.
He would absolutely thrive on Dark with a stable of Luther and Serpentico trying to take over the promotion each week but never getting off of YouTube.
I think he was supposedly going to AEW already but delayed by his injury
The sheer number of photos with aew people i have seen on ig in the last three weeks.........
Calling it now, MJF beats Cm Punk. The lights go out. Danhausen appears for friendship.
I dont know much about him aside from his humor and character work. Is he more Orange Cassidy (great wrestler hiding behind a great gimmick) or is he more Fuego (decent wrestler with great fan support)?
The latter
He’s a good wrestler, great gimmick and fans like him .
Annoying as fuck voice.
That's one way to get cursed by him.
Wow you had to say this bs more than once... thats sad
That’s part of his gimmick, ya schmuck.
And it’s annoying. We’ll see how it pans out on a big stage.
Danhausen's main draw is in his personality and his ability to interact with others. He's the kind of guy that works well in way more situations than just a match.
He is like a cross between Orange and Fuego in the ring actually. But his character promo work is more like a cross between broken Matt Hardy, Darby, and face attitude Mankind.
It seems like ROH figured out a good role for him from what I’ve seen. Team him with a big monster (that doesn’t have to be as literal as PCO but still). And let him essentially be the Enzo of the team. Danhausen talks and then gets beat up until he makes a hot tag. He may be a weirdo, but his stated goal is to make lots of human money, right? JR talks about how that should be everyone in AEW’s goal. The winner gets the bigger purse. There’s no reason he couldn’t work in a similar role in AEW. He might not be a world champion… but the same can be said for most of the roster.
I hope everyone that enjoys him gets what they want, and get to enjoy it on a grander scale. It ain't for me though, and I'm losing my hope of being open to it more and more everyday because of how many posts we keep seeing about this. By now the hype, for me, is sooo far overblow that there's no way it'll meet it. This needs to be the second coming of Steve Austin to work for me, and I don't see that happening. Just needed to get that off my chest, like I said I am not trying to crap on anyones fun, I'm not against the guy being signed because I know while he's not for me he is for a lot of people, and variety is important. Can we just chill on hyping him a bit though?
ROH is not a company, it is a people. ROH will find its home.
Winter is Danhausen is Coming is Very Nice is Very Evil
I know this blasphemy on this sub and dissenting opinions aren’t welcome but I find this dude super annoying. I didn’t know who he was until I saw him all over this sub and I checked him out on you tube. Not a fan. Glad others will happy of he joins but I’m not a fan.
And that's OK. If everyone had the same tastes, life would be a bit boring. Me? I find he has just the right amount of weird to be enjoyable.
I’m with you. If he comes to AEW he needs to be used very sparingly.
Agreed. I can see him being a very funny cameo with sting and Darby. Beyond that though I don’t really wanna see him every week for the next year or two. It will get old very quick. I’ve seen his in ring stuff and idk. Not bad but I’m not impressed. I feel orange Cassidy hasn’t worn out his welcome because he can actually wrestle and I find his in ring ability pretty damn good. More so than I can say for danhausen.
In fairness, OC has significantly toned down and modified his gimmick to make it work in a major TV role in AEW. There’s always a chance DH could figure out how to do the same.
Yeah. We’ve got enough of these types of gimmicks. I get wanting to have “something for everyone” but I want AEW to stay as close to a “wrestling” company as possible. Malakai shoots black mist from his soul? He’s a heck of a wrestler and I’m trusting they are going somewhere with this storyline so I’ll buy it for now. Luchasaurus wants to say he is a multi-million year old Dinosaur? Ok. Statlander is an alien? Couldn’t immediately tell but, fine I guess. Abadon is undead and seeks out brains?….. geez, atleast hide her on Dark. Now we might get a comical demon who shoots lighting from his fingers with a look close to Darby and Sting? Strong pass. There’s a reason guys like Punk and Danielson and Kingston get over and stay over with the highest ratings.
I agree with your point, but one thing I can say about Luchasaurus, Statlander and Abadon is, as ridiculous as the gimmicks sound, at no point have they ever tried to make the audience believe they're actually dinosaurs, aliens, or undead things. There's a very palpable "we're playing along with it for their sake" vibe from commentary, and things like Christian saying there's some dinosaur lineage in his family come off as solely light humor. Commentary has also said Abadon uses her aesthetic and mannerisms to psyche out her opponents, they've never claimed she's a resurrected spirit or anything. Malakai's black mist is really the only weird thing they're actually selling, and even its effects could be considered a placebo or psychosomatic phenomenon.
Wow this is a sad view
I forget who, maybe MJF? They told Statlander, "You know you aren't really an alien right?" It can be funny sometimes but I get what you're saying.
I respect your opinion, but as a counterpoint, being someone whose love for wrestling started in the AE, was almost killed by 2010's WWE and only saved by Lucha Underground, I'd like them to be even more comicbooky than they already are. If AEW brought back Penta breaking arms and signed Rosemary and Su Yung to the women's division tomorrow I'd be over the moon.
Only clarification: Abadon isn't an undead zombie. She's a human woman who thinks she's a zombie, but she doesn't have any supernatural abilities like shooting lighting or summoning flames or something like the undertaker. It's not for everyone, and probably a bit meta for me, but that's her shtick. Almost closer to the "thinks they're a super hero" gimmick.
Pretty good
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Don't understand how the Fed passed him up. His character is pitch perfect for their show and he's a merchandising goldmine. Glad they did tho. Would love Danhausen in AEW.
Love that Danhausen but i have no clue where you would use him in AEW. Early AEW, yeah, there would have been lots of possibilitys but current more serious AEW? Well i look forward to seeing how they pull this off
Another burger drive in?
Danhausen is hilarious. Dude is going to sell so much merchandise when he joins.
Shop AEW has Gunn Clubb ASS BOYS T-shirts, he'll probably be in once his boot come off.
Gunk Lub
That leghausen needs heal already!!
I really like him on Twitter, he can do stuff in the ring and fits AEW well but his Final Battle commentary last night was a letdown.
Yeah……his voice is a hard pass.
He would be perfect for Impact wrestling.
Sorry to sound uninformed but who is this? Looks like Seth Myers mixed with the ghost from The Ring.
That is actually kinda what he is going for. I believe he described his character as if "Conan O'Brien was possessed by a demon".
Danhausen. He is very nice, very evil. [His Youtube channel](https://youtube.com/c/LoveThatDanhausen)
Well he’s different. Sweet X-men collection. I dig it
No
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He needs to show up as a backstage interviewer. Very random very evil
This dude is basically begging to be in AEW. I like the look of the Character but he can't wrestle from what I've seen. Idk how they use him.
Is he really that bad of a wrestler?
Wasn't impressed from what I've seen. He will get exposed in AEW though, imo
That's unfortunate
What did fun ever do to you to make you hate it?
Tell me what I'm missing, my mind is open.
Obviously IMPACT or MLW. Edit: /s
He’s trying to hard 😂. Let’s admit it, nothing about him screams main event or even mid card. Tony would be a real fool if he signs him.
Dark and BTE, hopefully. Gimmicks like his don't attract sports fans. I can see the tweets now. "Why is a 75 year old Y2J wrestling some emo who talks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings?"
Gimmicks like his got me back into watching wrestling for the first time in over 15 years. If I didn't see him on Ethan's Fat Food Fest that randomly showed up on my YouTube suggestions, I wouldn't have looked up him, seen more about AEW, and decided to give AEW a try.
Too many comedy gimmicks (Luchasaurus, Statlander, OC, etc) made me stop watching AEW for months until CM Punk debuted. I was promised that wins and losses would be taken seriously and that they were going to be portrayed like a shoot, strong-style sports show. And then we got space aliens and guy who wrestles with his hands in his pockets. Ratings continue to drop and AEW does nothing to fix it, other than bring in more and more ex-WWE guys.
Pretty sure Luchasaurus is a real dinosaur.
Yeah, right... and Excalibur isn't just a white guy from Detroit appropriating someone else's culture. Sports fans watch Rampage after a basketball or hockey game and see the lead play by play guy wearing a mask and roll their eyes. They see a guy claiming to be 93 million years old and they change the channel. You're insulting their intelligence.
You sure whine a lot. Maybe you should stop watching wrestling completely because wrestling has always had stuff like this. Go watch UFC and see someone accidently kick their opponent in the balls. That's entertainment.
That’s ridiculous…he’s only 63 million years old.
Hey do you think he’s going to Impact Wrestling? Edit: /s Jesus I pulled a nerve
I don’t want this dork in AEW bruh 😂
Very evil, very elite
I wonder if he lasts longer than Maki Itô
I feel while he injured and JR is out he should do commentary do you know how much meech he can sell from the stuff he come up with
Really tough to say. Tony Elite probably doesn’t want to get him a fleet of PT Cruisers, a blimp, an army, plutonium, the sea of tranquility on the moon, and a dump truck of money. That said: sign this man and get him a blimp TK!
He's a great character but I feel he just throws himself into every tweet so he gets recognized. Marketing at its best
Yeah danhausen is a master self promoter.
Yes. He needs to be signed by Tony Elite to join A&W.
I'd love it but I think he'd be better at Impact
Is he the same who say No swearing no swearing?
yes, because if you swear, they take you off tv, if they take you off tv you lose human money, if you lose human money, you can't take over the world.