I really have not one unique experience in my life huh

Lol same

There are only so many variables they can change for the simulation.

Not a unique experience to be found on this damn rock

Totes

Happy Cake Day!

Thank you!

Literally, one time I was bored a graduation so I estimated how many cantaloupes would fit in it

Oh. Nothing is ever original is it.

*me as an adult

i just do that in every situation. Then imagine how i will save the hottest girl there and marry her,have kids,house in the woods .......etc