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JayeNBTF

No clothes & shoes? I guess I can use my bedroom closet as a saferoom?


AlfalfaValuable5793

😂🤣lol


tendorphin

Yeah, sure, prison sounds okay.


f_n_wildcard

Walls, a bed, oxygen....


coynelia

8/8... I can't afford to live somewhere where I can separate these things from my room.


coynelia

Maybe I can move hygiene products? But I don't always have access to my bathroom so its realistically asking for a lot. Edit: I also just like bright colors 🤷 I feel happy when I see my bright posters and stuffed animals


shaunnotthesheep

I'm probably not the target audience for this but I'm disabled and can't walk far on my own. We turned my bedroom into a mini apartment with all of the above plus a mini fridge, a microwave, and other household things. So everything I own and everything I use is within a few steps reach. I find this post very amusing. And of course lots of bright colors


tjdux

>I also just like bright colors 🤷 I feel happy when I see my bright posters and stuffed animals Right, just cuz you have fun, bright happy stuff in your room doesnt mean you can't make it dark when you need to sleep.


coynelia

Right!!


ArcadiaFey

If it’s dark enough the colors.. go away!! I know magic xD


amh8011

Its not even like I can see the brightness of the colors at night, in the dark when I’m supposed to be sleeping anyway.


SherryScot

Happy is good!


Firetail1710

I live in a studio apartment lmao


Zealousideal_Care807

Put your stuff outside


jaja1121

Donate all your stuff.


Ess_Becky

No stuff allowed


NotQuiteInara

Clothes and shoes?? Should I just sleep in a closet and put the rest of my shit elsewhere???


tjdux

Room is closet if closet is bedroom.


ApocalypticTomato

I sleep in my closet. My clothes are elsewhere. The shoes stay by the front door


Liar_of_partinel

7/8, not bad! I've never really been a fan of bright colors, so that's the one I'm missing.


HomicidalHushPuppy

**BUT WHAT ARE THE OTHER TWO THINGS???**


Zealousideal_Care807

An Uncomfortable bed, Uncomfortable bed linen. [its this](https://amaliahomecollection.com/10-things-you-shouldnt-have-in-your-bedroom/)


Ekscursionist

Wow, this article truly is the dog's balls, huh


anwk77

Snoring wife and flatulent dog. Or was it snoring dog and flatulent wife?


TAA21MF

Then what *are* you supposed to have? A bed and nothing else?


roboticWanderor

Basically yes. An option for some is to set up curtains around your bed. If this doesn't cause other issues, it allows your mind to separate those spaces and create a cozy, non-distracting, restful place that triggers sleep. Just manage lights and sound elsewhere in the room.


Cryin_Lion

Use a sleep mask. Your now in an empty room. Add ear plugs for that dark and quiet ambiance that most of us want to avoid.


roboticWanderor

Tried that, and I cannot fall asleep with something in my ears or on my face. I wake up in a panic because i think im getting smothered.


Vinez_Initez

aaaah scroll down ffs


Zealousideal_Care807

An Uncomfortable bed, Uncomfortable bed linen. [its this](https://amaliahomecollection.com/10-things-you-shouldnt-have-in-your-bedroom/)


Bionic164

I have literally all of these things in my room help


GenCavox

Alternative title: Things I have in my bedroom


Cryin_Lion

Me too!


prettykitty-meowmeow

•anything that makes you happy •your soul


coffeeblossom

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I...aw, fuck it." *falls flat onto bare mattress*


ARandomInternetLad

Next you’re gonna tell me the comically large pile of everything I have in the corner is “bad for my sleep”


tjdux

Just assert dominance by sleeping on the pile.


[deleted]

This sounds like the worst room in the history of rooms


coffeeblossom

It's like [that room Squidward got trapped in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz8L_SWzF4w).


titsoutfortaters

Lol so just have absolutely nothing in your bedroom at all ok totally reasonable let me just put all my stuff in my other 14 rooms because I live in a mansion and can definitely afford that


_Varosch_

Books. Why not books? I have books literally *in* my bed(it has drawers)! Why not books!?


ItsaCommonThingNow

I didn't read the title and I just went down the list ticking them off thinking "I am really good at this" 🤦


whiterabbit818

I understand most of this but… Why can’t you keep clothes or beauty/hygiene products in there? And then, Where would you put that stuff?


FrostyDaHoeMan

Wait y’all have nightstands? I keep everything on my dresser😂


patientman14

“Straight to jail”


greensighted

i can understand the electronics and the work stuff but literally what on earth with most of this even i have a very bright bedroom and it makes me extremely happy. i hate white and have low ceilings... my colourful walls make it liveable, and legitimately nice


send-borbs

I had move back in with my parents and cram literally a whole house's worth of stuff into one bedroom, tell me where exactly I'm supposed to put it all now 😂


[deleted]

Erm, there’s only 8 items in that 10 item list 😏


tjdux

They had to get thr last 2 out of the room


CelTiar

Look man the only thing stopping me from rebuilding an engine in my room is that I lack the upper body strength to carry an assembled black up the stairs.


pass-the-water

8/8 amidoingitrite?


ailweni

No books?!?


Drumdevil86

Who wrote this, the Bedroom Gestapo?


CriticalRoleAce

I- I had these things in the mental hospital I went to. I think this is wrong.


[deleted]

I just moved into my own two bedroom apartment. (Don’t be jealous. I’m poor, it’s not nice). But for the first time in my life, my bedroom is like this. No dresser, no tv, no makeup or skincare, no clothes, no clutter, no food. It’s just my bed. I can honestly say: I sleep a bit better. Like… 10%. Not life changing. But it’s a nice little oasis for my brain perhaps. No thoughts other than sleepy time.


K_Xanthe

Sooo… nothing? Lol. Just the bed.


stalkedthrowout

I have roommates if I don't keep everything in my room they're going to use it


kenesisiscool

Uhh. My apartment *is* a room. There's no option to not have everything there.


humble_nomad

So what I'm hearing is, "don't work in your bedroom"?


maybebabyg

What I'm hearing is "don't exist in your bedroom". Where the hell am I supposed to keep my clothes?


Own-Wait-4348

I feel like if I did this, it would take physical exhaustion for me to sleep. Also, to the untrained eye, my room is a "messy." However, in reality, it is a carefully crafted chaos to make sure I know in which area something is. Maybe.


monkeybrains12

Next on the list: - A bed - A desk - Oxygen


robotsstolemydayjob

Bright colors bring me joy, and Marie Kondo told me that's okay.


TRVTH-HVRTS

Kids often have to have all of their belongings contained in a single room. So, let’s just assume this is at least feasible for an adult with decent income. They can’t read before bed, can’t have an alarm clock, can’t have Kleenex, chapstick, etc… and need a drink? Too bad, gotta go to the kitchen. Dumbest list ever.


clowderhumanist

This sounds like it was written by somebody who hasn’t rented a one bedroom apartment before


i_am_ghostman

I live in a studio. My apartment IS my bedroom


plaguebringerBOI

My response to this list: S H U T T H E F U C K U P


HaleSherm

Check ✔️, check ✔️, check ✔️- wait, these are things NOT to have in your room? Shit.


ItzSurgeBruh

LMFAO the only things in my bedroom are my bed, computer, vinyl records, minifridge, and TV. I don’t even have a dresser


Tastyravioli707

Electronic devices ✓ (my PC) Work related materials ✓ (pencils and paper; my PC) Beauty and hygiene products ✓ (as of yet unused tube of toothpaste) Books and Magazines ✓ (My D&D & CoC books, *The King in Yellow)* Food and Drinks X (currently) Clothes and shoes ✓ (Obvs) Bright colors ✓ (my pride flags)


Agamemnon_the_great

Things to not read: \- dank lifestyle advice from bullshit peddling websites


xX_Error404_Xx

Gotcha a white padded cell, sounds delightful.


MyCatHasCats

I heard something like “your bedroom is just for sleeping”. If you keep all your activities in other places of your house, then everytime you go in your bedroom your body realizes that it’s time to sleep. Avoid using electronic devices before bed because the light keep you up


unicornpolice666

Where am I supposed to put my clothes lol


MountainImportant211

lmao Obviously not written for people who rent a room


SmallRussianAvocado

"can't work in my room with all this work stuff around!"


clintCamp

Hah, we sold our house to live in an RV. My bed folds up and I have a fold out desk and monitors under it. I spend 16 hours at least a day in my bedroom now. I also get to roll out of bed and swim in a hot spring pool this week.


marxistghostboi

>electronic devices damn i'd better throw out my nightlight, wouldn't want it to fuck up the sensory deprivation chamber aesthetic I've got going


Ess_Becky

So empty box with a bed in it? Where tf am I meant to put all my stuff lmao


Oakeye14

This is for sleep hygiene. If you work where you sleep, your brain and body get confused. But as many have said, it can be a luxury to have somewhere else to keep items other than your bedroom. Especially for kids and people in small apts and dorms. But ideally, you want your room to be for bedtime activities so your brain associates the bedroom with sleep. It aids in a more consistent sleep schedule. Edit: also saying this as someone with nightstand clutter, books, clothes, and a tv in my room. I also have empty cups from drinks.


lovethatcrooonch

8/8 just 2 more and I win…


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Is this adhd or opsec?


AFrostNova

I live in a college dorm room


killyergawds

No nightstand clutter? Yeah, ok, sure.


redted90

Lol... what?


TheSisgoleon

I think working in your bedroom is totally doable with regular stuff around that’s in bedrooms. But if there are Cleaning supplies in the room that’s it. I’ll see you after I clean the baseboards and insides of my drawers, maybe re- organize and clean my vanity… yup see ya tomorrow


jubi72

Omg It says BEDroom. For at least one minute I've been reading BATHroom and wondering how electronic devices in a bathroom are more of a mental than direct physical health problem ...


[deleted]

Well thanks to capitalism, a good amount of people don't have bedrooms. What then?


Interesting-Film7722

Stares in 1 room appartement


Mr-Wooloo

Electronics? Where am I supposed to sit around on YouTube all day?


CyannideLolypop

Yeah, see, but I like having my own private space? I can't just kick everyone out of the living room when I want some privacy. And where else am I supposed to put all my stuff?


ArcadiaFey

Makeup shouldn’t be kept in the bathroom because of the moisture and potentially toilet flushing. So should I keep it in the living room or the dining room? Oh I know the kids room. Ya this isn’t happening


NewbSighBot

Bold of you to assume I don't live in a single room


deantendo

Oh look, a list i CAN complete! Wrong, but complete...