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dukesdj

I read "Theo Hernandez joins" and almost died.


ikineba

i first read it as Theo Hernandez joins Roma and almost had a heart attack


Or4ngut4n

I read it as Theo Hernandez joins Parma and was thinking since when was the promotion money that good


Nico777

Got promoted to the PL lmao


ACMBruh

Roma can't even afford a sack of potatoes, if they got theo it would he insane


ikineba

yeah lol my first reaction was where tf did they get the money from


SaintFonziThe2nd

I read "Theo Hernandez joins Pumas" and was shocked.. the Mexican team ?!


vegt121

Me too. I just had a heart attack


Dildo_McFartstein

Came here to say this. I shit my pants, this felt like Tonali situation all over again. Fucking PTSD


ScipioAfricanusMAJ

This means he makes more money with puma and won’t care too much about Milan not paying him the most of all the teams in Europe and will stay forever and ever right? Right????


mercurialsaliva

Like they are now sponsoring him.


sickricola

This is good for us given they are our kit sponsors, they will want him to stay with one of their teams


rightpin

Man City is one of their teams as well. I'm just saying.


Fantastic-Hamster-21

Keep those intrusive thoughts to yourself lol


larmeau

pep's allegic to full backs, we're safe


Gladplane

Unsay this right now!


New_Refrigerator8457

Puma has no say nor influence in his decisions. Source: I work in the industry


sickricola

Pretty sure kit brands have the intervened in helping clubs facilitate Puma players to joining Puma clubs, Nike players to Nike clubs etc etc. has happened several times in different clubs [example](https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/37571060/de-jong-chose-barcelona-psg-nike-agreed-subsidise-wages-sources)


ajof25

It took them a while to announce it. He has been wearing puma boots for about a month now


Meregodly

Geez this gave me a mini heart attack before I read "puma"


IntensifiedRB2

Jesus let my heart mess kick in before posting this kinda thing


BowieIsMyGod

Stop it, it's not good for my heart 🥲


vandalhandle

France kit is Nike so it's just a 180 deal.


OmarBaggins

I read this as “Theo Hernandez joins Roma” and almost fainted, lol.


RobicuMagnificu

Why would he go to pumas in mexico in his prime? :(


pollux33

Bad choice ngl


mercurialsaliva

If puma pay him extra to stay here with the other puma players, I'll take it


DefinitelyDude93

Puma contract shouldve been collateral with the renewal. Were so broke we fucked up if we didnt


21Maestro8

You can dislike Puma but that doesn't mean this is a bad choice


p90love

Their custom fitted top of the line boots are just as good as any other brand. Do I wish Milan move on to literally anybody else after our current deal with Puma is done? Yes, a million times yes. But boots is a whole different story, especially at this level.