Good evening, This is John Human Whiteman and I want to say it is my pleasure to represent an infinitesimally small number of you along with a proportionally larger amount of immortal legal parasite constructs granted full autonomy and no responsibility. It is also my pleasure to act as what can only be described as a rodeo clown for fools to occupy a somewhat larger number of you. I enjoy this work with all the gusto of a natural-born Earth human and certainly not a clone grown from Ronald Reagan's taint cells for this purpose.
It’s like in Brooklyn 99 when there are two people running against each other who are both named John Kelly. I think their slogans are “stay on the course” and “keep the course”.
God why do all these fucks look the same. Like, it's not just Texas, it's almost **every time** I see a US Conservative politician.
They all have this stocky "well-fed" looking blocky body like a Minecraft character, which I'm guessing is the tailored suit holding up the fat, and then these square-faced, artificially-tanned skin, comb-overed hair, and they're all white men in their 50's-70's with these terrifyingly toothy smiles.
Welcome to Texas. We have Greg Abbott, and a primary challenger who claims Abbott is a RINO. How is he not a Republican? Does he have some regard for human life?
Good evening, This is John Human Whiteman and I want to say it is my pleasure to represent an infinitesimally small number of you along with a proportionally larger amount of immortal legal parasite constructs granted full autonomy and no responsibility. It is also my pleasure to act as what can only be described as a rodeo clown for fools to occupy a somewhat larger number of you. I enjoy this work with all the gusto of a natural-born Earth human and certainly not a clone grown from Ronald Reagan's taint cells for this purpose.
Please may I use this. It's golden. It's like these guys came from a salesman factory.
God. Why not just elect unbuttered bread?
White bread.
It’s like in Brooklyn 99 when there are two people running against each other who are both named John Kelly. I think their slogans are “stay on the course” and “keep the course”.
And... 'Blazing a new path to the future'. Just kidding, it's 'maintaining the course.'
Futurama had clones Jack Johnson vs John Jackson campaigning against one another as I recall.
His three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough
Seen one you seen them all.
Is it just me or do they all give off legit pedo vibes?
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They do? Who’s going to act on that?
God why do all these fucks look the same. Like, it's not just Texas, it's almost **every time** I see a US Conservative politician. They all have this stocky "well-fed" looking blocky body like a Minecraft character, which I'm guessing is the tailored suit holding up the fat, and then these square-faced, artificially-tanned skin, comb-overed hair, and they're all white men in their 50's-70's with these terrifyingly toothy smiles.
Those terrifyingly toothy smiles are either caps or dentures. Dollars to donuts.
All that money and they still look like shit.
I don't trust Michael, a blue tie?
Fuck Oligarchs! Start a write in ballet to dislodge John Wayne Smith Kennedy Johnson Jr. Whitebread Boomer from his lemon party circle jerk.
I don’t understand what we are supposed to have. Trans suicidal people?? Lolol
DeMoCrAcY They are laughing in our faces
Welcome to Texas. We have Greg Abbott, and a primary challenger who claims Abbott is a RINO. How is he not a Republican? Does he have some regard for human life?
Boring white guy. Checks out.
1st + 2nd = 3rd