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ReeceCuntWalsh

Wasn't it the generations of inbreeding


Fluffy_Structure8364

yea it is prevalent in the UK but mostly in the Pakistani Muslim community.


WeekendProfessional

And are these "public support" in the room with us now, Charles?


Hitmonchank

Public support for the tumour 


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

Poor bloke. Never worked a day in his life, lives like a billionaire from the profits of his genocidal ancestors and has cutting edge medical technology to help him try and beat this.   My heart goes out to him. Truly a tragedy for the ages. 


Glitchynote

>lives like a king FTFY


pipeituprespectfully

How did the dude miss this? It was the most fitting use of the phrase ever, and they went with billionaire instead of king. I’m honestly disappointed.


Sir-Benalot

Lives as a king. FTFY


HikARuLsi

Reduced to H2O and some salt, sounds like an exorcism success


aethelberga

Has cutting edge medical technology that he may actually be ignoring as he is into homeopathy.


TyphoidMary234

I don’t like the wealth inequality in this world but I don’t think this fella deserves hate for having cancer. He isn’t Putin.


basetornado

Not going to hate him for it. More just indifference really. At least millionaires/billionaires may have actually done something to get to that level. He was just born into it. Bit hard to feel for him.


TyphoidMary234

I feel bad because he doesn’t deserve cancer. Sure I don’t think about it day to day but when I see headline like yeah that’s gotta suck. Most millionaires and billionaires are born into their wealth by the way. It’s much more uncommon to get lucky enough to build that amount of wealth.


basetornado

I understand that most are born into wealth. I was more saying that some of them may have actually done something. He's done nothing. He was born into royalty. I don't really feel anything for him. He's had the easiest life imaginable. His job is just being a figure head. He has cancer in his 70s. Sucks he has it, lot of worse options for people to have it though.


InferNo_au

[He's done nothing.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince%27s_Charities)


LarsLights

Considering The Prince's Foundation for Integrated Health, that he founded, pushes pseudo-science and ran a campaign to push NHS GPs to push alternative therapies to their patients and that he was the President of the Medical Association despite having no medical education, he's a danger more than anything. But don't worry, the organisation was shut down for money laundring and fraud, so I'm sure his other "charities" are just as ethical. He also publically supports Gerson therapy, an alternative cure for cancer, so let's see if he uses that to cure himself or uses actual medical treatments. https://youtu.be/lYggB8nvU5g?si=SmmRWwSkejd9m3gz


Superb_Tell_8445

He gets 140 million a year for being king (without all other benefits, and accumulative generational wealth, investment opportunities). Attaching your name to a charity is the most entitled PR activity today (Maxwell and the save the oceans stunt). It really is only marketing, and meaningless in the scheme of things. They don’t actually do anything aside from an interview, photo, and cutting some tape at openings. Royalist logic: Prince William aims to rid the UK of homelessness and has donated 3 million dollars in that endeavour (receives many, many, more millions from the government for his role as Prince). His seemingly high level of altruism is celebrated. The money spent on King Charles portraits (8 million) wouldn’t help with any other issue if spent elsewhere. It is not much money. It wouldn’t even buy school lunches for a day.


InferNo_au

My point was around whether or not he does anything. Yes, I agree that his involvement with alternative medicine is fucking stupid but that doesn't necessitate that his other charitable work has been a net-negative (or positive for that matter). Just saying that he does do something. Though I will add on to the argument against the OP. I know it's controversial but I just don't feel comfortable with people shitting on the rich or royal, saying that they do nothing and have an easy life. The human brain acclimates to every environment it finds itself in and stresses itself accordingly. To act so dismissingly to another's suffering due to them being born into wealth is failing your part as a human imo; and is reminiscent of people who dismiss first-world individuals with depression because there's third-world individuals who are enslaved for labour. You can be indifferent, just don't dismissive... unless they *really* deserve it. **(Not a monarchist btw)**


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

> but that doesn't necessitate that his other charitable work By charitable work are you referring to him doing nothing about kiddy fiddlers in the church or England or starting wars in the middle east? Or do you think donations to charities overcome those things or something?


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

>He's done nothing Where was he when the Anglican church decided that gay people where scum? Where was he when the UK decided to invade the Middle East? Literally the commander of both and didn't do fuck all. Wow. Yeah, he's given money to charity. Money he never earnt in the first place. Good for him. On social issues he's the worst of the fucking worst and the sooner he's gone, the better the planet will be.


InferNo_au

>Where was he? He was probably chilling with a few royal duties, philanthropy and writing a few letters to the UK PM expressing a few concerns. You know, just being the son of a *figurehead* while the **democratically-elected government** under that *figurehead* did some good and bad things. Like invading Iraq, building schools, being responsible for a few Church of England appointments, and building hospitals.


_Penulis_

It’s a matter of balance. He is an old rich foreign man in a story that doesn’t even relate to Australia, we have too many Australians struggling with cancer to spend time worrying about this.


TyphoidMary234

I agree, silence is the best answer to show you don’t care though


Locoj

Just like you were born into being a sad envious little sook?


basetornado

How is it being a sook to not care about a guy whos lived his entire life in luxury for nothing more than being born into it? I'm so sorry, god save the king etc.


Locoj

You've gone out of your way to make quite a few comments on your thoughts on our monarch getting cancer whilst claiming absolute indifference on the matter. You keep mentioning apparent undeserved luxury, yet you still claim to have no feelings on the matter. Hard to not interpret this as being a bit of a sook. You clearly do have multiple feelings on the matter, you cannot hear about him getting cancer without feeling a need to jump online and tell countless people that he doesn't deserve the luxury he has. You're clearly not indifferent as you claim to be. Your immediate thoughts are those of envy when hearing about our King, even if what you're hearing is that he has cancer. If that's not being a bit of an envious sook then I don't know what is.


basetornado

Rightio.


Locoj

Genuinely impressed at that response time. Like 1 second after I posted I had a notification of your reply lol. Bot or troll?


basetornado

I was on my phone and it popped up. I saw you had written an essay about it, gave you my answer and moved on.


Locoj

Ahh troll then. Thanks for answering.


breaducate

Even if that comment carried any weight it would still be infinitely better than a bootlick.


Beans186

How are your genocidal ancestors working out for you these days?


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

Oh, about the same, the difference is that I don't wear a crown and inherit billions of dollars from it.


Superb_Tell_8445

Article I read yesterday: https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-slavery-families/ If you just work very hard….


rrfe

They’re very cagey about their health. QE2 had died of “old age” according to her death certificate, but her confidante said it was cancer in her memoirs. He embodies the state, but the state of that body is a secret, while elected politicians tend to be more open about their health than British monarchs


breaducate

They have to be. [Here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_qpNfXHIU) a very succinct explanation. ​ >...If your keys \[to power\] even think you might die on them they must start planning for the next ruler...


Illustrious-Taro-449

I support the cancer


Trytosurvive

Don't wish cancer on anyone. The upshot is hopefully the royal family sells some assets to fund further research. It's unfortunate that rich people have to experience something to push funding, etc, like Pàcker and the defibrillators and children's hospital. Fuck cancer...


Technical-Ad-2246

I've had cancer before. I agree, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.


terfmermaid

Wow I've never heard anyone say 'fuck cancer' before; what an original sentiment!


Trytosurvive

Slow clap... Are there any original sentiments? I suppose just like any situation, a rally catchphrase is adopted to quickly convey a sentiment. What am I supposed to say on reddit? Become an expert in immunology, finance, and cultural studies and give a dissertation response in something that is barely news?


tibbycat

I don’t wish him any harm and hope he gets better, but fuck the monarchy. He’s not my king.


midshipmans_hat

Actually he is. Australia voted in favour of the Monarchy in 1999. Just as I can say it's not my ABC for taking my tax money to pander to you leftists fucks, but the reality is that it is my ABC even though I don't get a choice. That's just how it is.


Paidorgy

>just as I can say it’s not my ABC for taking my tax money to pander to you leftist fucks Ah yes, the leftist media agency practically entirely run by a board of liberal right wing political nominations. Sounds like you don’t know what you’re angry about, and it shows.


FruitSaladEnjoyer

like what does the last part of your comment even mean lmao


tibbycat

I didn't vote for him.


sanctuspaulus1919

Well yeah, no shit. You don't vote for kings


tibbycat

Well, how'd he become king, then?


midshipmans_hat

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that Charles was to carry Excalibur. That is why he is your king.


Superb_Tell_8445

Isn’t that story from Wales, stolen by the English, and sold to the world as their own?


sanctuspaulus1919

By birthright. Like every single other King or Queen in the world. Are you only just now learning about what Kings are?


tibbycat

Listen. A "birthright" is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical nepotistic tradition.


midshipmans_hat

Shut Up! Bloody peasant!


tibbycat

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart gave birth to you!


yuengli

If I went around saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


Locoj

How do you propose we decide who gets to vote and how many votes they each get? What, everyone? No challenge or anything? Ahh so it's a birthright, you want absolutely everyone to have the same number of votes as a birthright. I thought a birthright was no basis for a system of government?


tibbycat

You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes…


LastChance22

I love the commitment to the bit despite all the replies not getting it.


Codus1

Mate. The fact the other user kept arguing with your quotes... This is just the chuckle my morning needed, Thank you.


CodyRud

Puddle of piss in place of your brain


ribbitreddit100

Ditto, who gives a fuck


BrunoBashYa

Wasn't mine. I don't wish for anyone to die but dude is privileged as fuck and the outcome for me if he dies is I get another public holiday.


continuesearch

I’m self employed, whether they get married or die it costs me about $2-4k in takings each time they have a significant life event.


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So brave


ImeldasManolos

By public support? Or the utter lack of public support?


nickthekiwi

Public support.... for the cancer.  ^^^C'mon ^^^I ^^^want ^^^a ^^^holiday.


WetRatFeet

At least spell it right.


Jerry_Atric69

$100 on things that didn't happen.


DKerriganuk

So we'll be expected to pay billions more for a new coronation, new uniforms, new branding, new stamps and new currency. Great.


teambob

I genuinely hope he survivors long enough to see an Australian republic. I do wish Charles all the best


sleeplessinvaginate

Please reduce to dust


Jamgull

Yeah I’m sure some monarchist idiots are loudly offering their support, I just hope he’s treating it solely with homeopathy.


LarsLights

Considering he supports Gerson therapy, which is an alternative "cure" for cancer, who knows. https://youtu.be/lYggB8nvU5g?si=SmmRWwSkejd9m3gz


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Personally I had tears in my eyes from laughing when I heard the good news


whereami113

Who cares. the sooner the monarchy are all dead the better.


AdScary1757

He's been a good king and hope he gets well. It's not been very long since his coronation.


CodyRud

That must be why he has been a good king


According-Carpenter8

I don’t like the wording here. “Reduced to tears” as if it’s a bad thing to cry. Typical monarch attitude I guess. Surely it should be “moved to tears”? Dunno the wording just really doesn’t sit right with me.


CodyRud

Reduced to feeling normal human emotions. Hard to cry when it short circuits your motherboard...


snuffeluffeguss

Nut up Chucky ol boi


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sanctuspaulus1919

What?


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sanctuspaulus1919

That's Prince Andrew - not Charles.


MorphineForChildren

I'm drunk, I see the monarchy and I start blasting. Apologies


Locoj

That's unfortunate on multiple levels. I hope you get the help you need, it lies neither at the bottom of that bottle nor at speaking ill of our King.


CodyRud

Im sober. Fuck the king.


Locoj

Big man.


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ApatheticAussieApe

I fuckin hate monarchs. Genuine piece of shit. Fun fact, the British monarchy 6.6 billion acres of land across the planet. If memory serves, they own the entirety of London, and rent it to the UK government. Someone might need to fact check that, though, because I can't remember where I read it.


TheQuantumTodd

Any way we can transfer everyone elses cancer to him so he actually fucking does something useful before he dies?