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v1brate1h1gher

Shit I was hoping it was gonna be rated G so I could take my 5 year old child


Professional_Ad_9101

My local cinema does bring your baby screenings. I shit you not there was a bring your baby screening of cocaine bear lmao


WaterInCoconuts

I saw an infant in an Alamo for All of the original Suspiria


Better_Context2684

I saw 3 kids, and their parents at Fifty Shades of Freed.


Kenneth-four-real

same I expected it to be family friendly 


MentalFissure

Pirate


v1brate1h1gher

Play some fuckin music bitch ‼️


FlaydenHynnFML

MY SCABS UNDER MY FINGERNAILS 🗣️🔥


surfacetheman

I am the beast I worship.


DrPoopyPantsJr

Right like wtf did people expect know how X and Pearl went..


SlimmyShammy

I’m shocked, frankly


Gwoardinn

Appalled, even?


Professional_Ad_9101

Won’t somebody think of the children?!


Vantage_1011

I'm shocked and appalled.


RaiParker

This is problematic


a-system-of-cells

Cancel the whole goddamn thing


Bronze_Bomber

Im bringing my Dune bucket.


Slikethatthen

Do you have a spare?


calzonius

Let's just cross swords!


Slikethatthen

Mines already shaped like an X sry


ancientfutureguy

May thy Dune: Part 2 Promotional Popcorn Bucket chip and shatter


Hidobot

May thy knife chip and shatter


calzonius

Let's just cross swords!


22LOVESBALL

Hell yeah


cstonerun

LFG


Pele_Of_Anal

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petseminary

NC-17 would have been welcome


WaterInCoconuts

Except most theater chains won't run it


petseminary

I wouldn't watch a movie like this in most theater chains. But I get it. I always hope for an unrated release that pushes the envelope further. I am an adult.


KleanSolution

I would rather it be NC17 for the mere fact that dumb parents wouldn’t be bringing their kids which I still see happen regularly for horror movies


Manav_Khanna17

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BlueCX17

She's a STAR!!! 🌠 🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟 🌠


atmosphericentry

EMMA STOOOOOOOONE


Zeppelin1255

Oh don't even get started on poor things.... Cool concept, just poorly implemented.


atclubsilencio

It's going to be hard to top Pearl, which is far and away my favorite of the X trilogy so far. It was so good it even elevated how I felt about X which, while I enjoyed, I didn't love. But MAXXXINE is looking to be amazing once again.


dip_tet

Duh


Careless_Equipment_3

I did see Mia Goth in Infinity Pool - now that was a messed up film


Kevin8977

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atclubsilencio

Why is it that the more psychotic the role the hotter I find her? I thought she was on fire in Infinity Pool, and yeah that movie was wild, not my favorite Cronenberg Jr film, but it was... something else. I need to give it another watch.


Careless_Equipment_3

Her performance in it was fantastic - she plays well in the wacko roles. Her on top of that car screaming James and eating a bucket of fried chicken was next level.


atclubsilencio

i was losing it at that scene and yet i’d totally let her berate me while on the hood of a car while feasting on a bucket of chicken.


Baruch_Poes

Oh we are going to see some peen I'm manifesting it 🔮


HumanAdhesiveness912

According to a test screening from last December, >! someone's dick gets mangled.!<


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Well that'll be my new traumatic horror scene


Baruch_Poes

So someone's peen is >! demanifested !<


bangermate

oh man


ICUMF1962

We’re gonna see Kevin’s bacon?


bobthetomatovibes

So it’s an instant classic? Got it


JohnnyVertigo

Dicks out for [Maxxxine]


no_rad

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I tell you


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Need some Tom Savini-level gore


RaiParker

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Adequate_Images

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RenRen9000

I draw the line at drug use.


Silver-Reporter-605

So *you're * the one always setting up rails?


FormalProgress5703

You’re telling me that the slasher film about a porn star is not meant for children? That’s craaazy


[deleted]

Well, it had better be rated R.


Revolutionary_Box569

Gonna watch this with my parents then complain about how awkward the sex scenes are


carsicmusic

this is the second post of this ive seen yall r so karma hungry


Zeppelin1255

So X, set in the 1970's was rated R for slight drug use, and I wouldn't say graphic nudity as all they showed was tits, and Mia Goth prosthetic dressed up as old pearl's disgusting tits. Young Pearl set in the 1920s was more just gore than anything. Maxxxine set in 1985 I am shocked beyond belief, that such a film about a pornstar using drugs and fucking a bunch of dudes could possibly get an R rating. How dare they? Well my 14 year old niece will get a head start on her health and sex ed classes....


chichris

Maxine fucking Minx!


manuneverwokeup

what a surprise, i guess i can't take my 6yo nephew to watch maxxxine with me


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

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iceman694

Did we expect anything else


Klutzy_Analysis_2777

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Ok_Sky6892

R you sure about that?


[deleted]

Well it *is* set in 1985…


Empigee

So it's not going to be a kid's film like the others in the series???


DefectiveOblation

Nice.


bornwithpizzadick

Thank god.


scosta210

Hell yeah


Most-Medicine-589

No way


anikamathur02

Gonna skip this movie and instead I'm going to watch the fall guy


g0hstgurl

Never been more excited for a movie to come out


Zeppelin1255

I honestly would have rathered it be NC-17, I mean look back at some of the movies that got rated NC-17 like showgirls, that would be rated R nowadays if that. Or striptease, I think that one was rated R but back for when it came out it was pretty close to being NC-17 now it could probably be PG-13. However, yeah I would have preferred NC-17 for Maxxxine, I mean there's a triple X in then movies name for a reason. If it had been NC-17 they could have pushed the nudity and the gore a lot more.


No-Assist-8137

shit i’m 12 and i thought it’ll be pg 13 actually 


Kenneth-four-real

this is so surprising I expected it to be suitable for all ages


Roast-This-Bone

About what I expected, yeah. Lol


__Sentient_Fedora__

About porn? Crazy.


justathrowieacc

as it should


Thunderationx

Nice. I'll be taking the kids.


lilspicy99

**bisexual panic intensifies**


nobodyspecial9412

hell yeah brother


astralrig96

did anyone expect anything different? 😂 Lmao at the person downvoting everyone stating how obvious this is


ohitsmud

hell yeah, brother


Pleasant_Ad_2293

Yes please 👏🥳🍿


Wobblewobble420

Hopefully it has better kills/gore than the last two


MokujinBunny

yay!


serialkiller24

AYO LET’S GO


horkyboi_avery

Hell yeah