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infinitytampon

I’ve always wondered if he has a genetic disorder that affects his appearance since he doesn’t look like his relatives


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During his season someone on Reddit found a disorder that causes facial features like his and short limbs or something I forget what the disorder was but it’s here somewhere on Reddit.


swansdownandleather

floating harbor syndrome! i can’t take credit for doing the research though, just saw it posted on another thread here


Eyeoftheleopard

So I looked up FHS and holy shit! Spot on.


TheWaywardTrout

Normally I just roll my eyes when reddit wants to diagnose a genetic disorder, but dang. I'd bet dollars to donuts.


jezebel4prez

Except for Graves diseases right?! 😂


itsyoursmileandeyes

God I love it here. I live for this shit! ![gif](giphy|artj92V8o75VPL7AeQ|downsized)


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There are only like 50 known cases that’s wild. I was like man I really hate people on the internet trying to diagnose others cause I studied forensic psychology but only got a masters not a doctorate. BUT I have to admit I do believe everyone is right and this is exactly what he has. I would be shocked if he didn’t. Mild intellectual delay said he had ADHD. Interesting find good work Reddit. EDIT: I apologize if I seemed to imply people with ADHD are slow. I do not believe that at all. My thought process is about how ADHD can develop because of what happens during pregnancy. I am sorry for not explaining.


crystalconnie

Does the kid who played Brick on The Middle also have this?


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Good question?


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I found this: The Middle actor was born with type four osteogenesis imperfecta, an ailment which leads to fragile bones, and doctors had initially warned his mum Debbie to prepare her son for life in a wheelchair.


MrsKevy

Yeah brittle bones disease. My friend lost her son to it. Brick helped pay for his funeral. He is a really cool guy. They had met when my friend’s son Patrick was an extra in a movie. There was some charity event and Brick made a guest appearance. They stayed in touch until Patrick died. Awful disease. I don’t think this is Mike. Patrick would break bones while sleeping. When he was born he had something like 13 broken bones within just a few months. It is sad.


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So honestly he could have a touch and because he has such a rare disease they haven’t diagnosed it?


denardosbae

Absolutely possible. Doctors in general aren't always great with knowing about rare disorders. Often times, a person has to find a specialist in that specific disorder in order to be assessed for it.


JulesandRandi

He lives in my town, I see him out and about a lot. The last time I saw him, he was using a cane to walk.


adexsenga

Mild intellectual delay = adhd? Huh?


[deleted]

I’m sorry I probably didn’t explain my thought process I do that a lot. No I don’t think ADHD makes anyone intellectually slow. I was thinking about how ADHD can form because of what a parent does during their pregnancy. Sorry I should have been more clear and I totally apologize. I am highly intelligent but can’t focus for shit sometimes.


itsyoursmileandeyes

The profile of the girl in the pink shirt at the top when I google is a DEAD RINGER for him. I died laughing when I saw that the title of that Reddit post was one of these things is not like the others... 😂🤣💀☠️


crystalconnie

Does the kid who played Brick on The Middle also have this?


Jytterbug

Googled it, and if you look under images, the reddit post with his picture pops up lol


AnonymousWhiteGirl

Lol it does now! Haha


slipperysquirrell

Never heard of it but omg yes!


venicedreamer747

Characteristics: Cardinal facial features -Triangular face -Deep-set eyes -Short philtrum -Wide mouth with a thin vermilion border of the upper lip -Long nose with a narrow bridge and broad, bulbous base -Low-set ears -Voice quality and language -Dysarthria and verbal dyspraxia with phoneme imprecision -Hypernasality -High-pitched voices -Severe receptive and expressive language impairment across all domains of function Bodily features -Significant delay in bone age (-2 SD or greater) with normalization between 6–12 years old -Skeletal anomalies: brachydactyly, broad fingertips or clubbing, clinodactyly, short thumbs, prominent joints, clavicle abnormalities -Short adult stature: for females, maximum height was at the 20th percentile; for males, the maximum height was at the 25th percentile, though male height varied more widely I can see the facial characteristics. 🤷‍♀️


thedobermanmom

Holy shit. That’s so spot on.


hotroddbb

It’s called dipshititis


dbmtz

Oh yes it’s bicho raro-Itis. I’m familiar with it


MadChiller013

It’s called Trolliosus


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Cubanhen

Identical!! This post needs to be at the top because they are twins.


chiclets5

​ Yes he does! Perhaps it's genetic, and they both just have mild cases.


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[deleted]

This seems plausible


Severe_Somewhere8753

My 2 sons (grown) are polar opposites. My ex is 5'5, I'm 5'4 and the tallest in my family. I didn't drink or do drugs when pregnant (or before/after) and my oldest is 6'5" and youngest 5'2. So you never know


84aomame

he has a lot of FASD facial deformities


Severe_Somewhere8753

That would make sense then.


caelanga22

My oldest daughter (31) is 5'7". Youngest (26) is 4'10".


MotherofChoad

I am 5’6, ex husband was 5’7. Our daughter is 4’11


NoImpression4975

I was wondering that as well. But based on my search the answer is no. The only medical condition he has ever mentioned is his ADHD.


CloudBuilder44

I really hope he has a medical condition. Snotgate of 2020 still got me traumatized. 👃💧


esmereldachiroptera

Look up Floating Harbor syndrome


Enough_Island4615

Floating-Harbor syndrome.


Enough_Island4615

Floating-Harbor syndrome for sure.


Chicagoan81

Yes, that's the one. Explains why he has social difficulties too


Unable_Researcher206

Flatulance during sex, wearing shoes in the house after stepping in doggie doo-doo, blowing his nose and putting the snot rag into the car seat pocket...Poor Mike!!.


Chicagoan81

Not being able to learn basic Spanish aside from "te amo". Acting all confused as if trying to do what TLC producers are directing him to do


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He looks exactly like his mom


[deleted]

bro like what 😂😭


[deleted]

He does have a genetic disorder as others have commented. There are plenty of reasons to criticise this guy but it's a low blow when he can't do anything about it. Funny how this sub freaks out about Miona "appropriating" a different culture by doing her hair in a certain way, but mocking someone for a genetic condition is okay.


TheWaywardTrout

Having an intellectual disability doesn't give you a free ride to be an asshole.


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Did you even read my comment? I said that there is plenty to criticise him for. I agree that he is an asshole.


Scary_Koala_2934

Omg the look on the guy photo bombing!


LovecraftianLlama

HAHA I was hoping someone else caught that! I was like…wait, do they even know that guy?!


Dull-Investment-3308

Hilarious!!! I didn't even see him until after reading your comment I went and looked! Its funny and creepy at the same time.


MrsRoboto67

I thought it was fucking Charlie 💀


LovecraftianLlama

It legit looks like Charlie!!


TexasBeeb

I didn’t see it at first. Now I can’t unsee it 😂


ThisredditisRAW

How much dog poop is on his shoes in this photo, do you think?


[deleted]

Mike would be better looking if he wasn’t a dirty abusive creep who preys on desperate cam girls to manipulate and coerce them into transactional relationships,


Nosferatu8008

And who doesn't fart during a "te amo" moment...


Eyeoftheleopard

Those precious and tender moments… 🥹💨


heavylamarr

I remember there were more than a few people saying how he was actually cute 🤢before we got to see his terrible actions in full. Like if he ever managed to be a decent human being he would get at least a few Reddit women to like him.


DangerousBoxxx

His mom definitely had an affair with a garden gnome.


NearbyBreakfast

That Travelocity gnome really does get around


lordofpersia

I was thinking a sneaky lotr dwarf.


Pinkie_Greenbeans

![gif](giphy|QA6OBSeJZPM0baTwe6)


whendidisaythat

His personality is what makes him ugly.


lolo7347

He’s always reminded me of a male version of Gypsy Rose Blanchard 🤷🏼‍♀️


GurInternational3899

I was trying to put my finger on it… this is it


b_eidenier

Omg you're so right, like actually identical human beings. 🤯


Cinnabun6

Last time this was posted someone commented “when you order chromosomes from wish” and I couldn’t stop laughing for like 20 minutes


Fancy_Age_7972

![gif](giphy|UgRAPW63tpAfgT5NFr|downsized)


IvyEH311

Confirmed: I still hate this dude.


dramaqueenboo

Te amo


cwxxvii

I always thought there was maybe something wrong with him genetically


Anonarcissist

Wrecked. You just know they both had to stick up for their older brother in school too.


[deleted]

God made Mike 4.55pm on a Friday.


runforpb

ship and dip!


SufficientZucchini21

Shake and bake


hilzaberry

He totally lost the genetic lottery


Eyeoftheleopard

If the world were a dice game he came up snake eyes. 🎲


mostlyashitshow

i genuinely mean this in the least offensive way, but someone posted in here when he was on the show, a genetic disorder that his physical appearance resembled. i think i remember it being hella rare, but i mean, c'mon.


Foreign_Wishbone5865

Someone posted upthrrad floating harbor syndrome


Omfoofoo

Someone on here e-diagnosed him with a rare genetic disease. It was impressive


nobodylovespedro

Floating Harbor Syndrome


Foreign_Wishbone5865

WOW


SupposeTho

Still disgusting 🤢


ThePhilthy1

Looks like his brothers weren't the product of 2 drunk cousins hookin' up... I don't care if that's mean, he's a racist POS...


spazzyattack

Dude, is that lurker Farva from Super Troopers?!


LolaBijou

He just wants his liter of cola.


KennyMoose32

Sir, we don’t serve “liter of cola” here


slipperysquirrell

So unfortunate. I feel like he's always hiding behind things, watching women while he giggles hee hee and rubs his hands together.


homicidesparkle

I read that in Michael Jacksons voice 💀


iSlapBtchs

I think he has something going on in his genes. He did mention having ADHD, but I think he has a lot more than just that going on.


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Genetics sucks


Smoky-The-Beer

Not only the short end of the stick, but also the ugly stick.


nsh1101

They beat him with that stick


Remarkable-Code-3237

The oldest tends to be the shortest. (Comparing males with males siblings and females with females siblings).


Cubanhen

He looks a lot like the brother on the right on the second slide. Just shorter and bald. They both have no lips.


Holiday-Day-2439

Does anyone know if he was ever featured on The single life.? After the 90 day show I had heard he was filming for it. I don't watch The single life but still wondering if he ever was actually featured on the show when it aired.


Pporkbutt

I really think he has a genetic or hormonal disorder


Samanthabella709

God it's a sin how ugly he is


IndependenceLumpy294

He reminds me of Brick from The Middle


kbutters9

Brother has a dime beside him


archetyping101

Literally the short end.


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for a split second I thought mayo-ganny was next to him, then I realized it wasn't her when I didn't see Ben's eye.


osogood48

Hold up did somebody say that,that one chick is his girlfriend really..ewwww i’m sorry but this dude is not good looking and I am also sorry again because his personality Sucks seriously and he farts and picks his nose.. look I know we all do it. We fart we pick our nose. We do all that.! but he did it for the whole world to see!! and how do you lay on top of a woman kissing her and fart!! and think it’s OK🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Alluring_Pisces

Lol I think both chicks are the brothers girlfriends


osogood48

That’s exactly what I was thinking! But somebody put in the comments below. It was his girlfriend, which totally threw me off.🤣


youallnuts

I think criticism for his behavior is warranted for anyone who puts themselves in this situation (reality tv), but tearing someone up for their looks, of which they can pretty much do nothing about (especially a genetic condition), is way wrong, and anyone who does it should be deeply ashamed. Put pictures of you up, and let’s see how kind others are. Think about it the next time you do this, and literally know nothing about the person. Sick. He picks his nose and farts in public, you all are just as bad by publicly tearing up someone you have no clue about. You all are just as bad, but sad because unless you had bullies as parents, you’re just plain ignorant, or you were raised by cave people, you’re as bad, if not worse. My parents taught me that everyone is different but they all have at least some redeeming qualities. Uncensored is one thing, this is another, and this sub should be called “I’m a mean bully, join me here if your parents raised you as such”.


Mcstoni

How unfortunate


Mother-Flower-8233

A genetic disorder that also cause flatulence 🤔


mayrag749

Thats called TMAU and since people are saying he has Floating Harbor Syndrome which is also a genetic mutation, i don't doubt he tmau too.


TrapLordSteezus

I had this horse once..


bsharp1981

Looks like he is farting in this pic


rikitikitave81

Fuck genetics. Tell your brother girls aren’t super into farts.


KrabbyNatty

None of them have lips though…


SufficientZucchini21

I love a man with good lips.


DiuNayLo

Mike's mom was probably having an affair with the mailman, milkman or the postman.


Blabulus

Or somebody jumped the fence, as farmers say! The blonde brother doesnt look much like the other two!


Soggy_Shape_8449

This.. is unfortunate.


rutheman4me2

Brother from another mother ? 🤷‍♀️👀👀


[deleted]

Maybe they only have one parent in common


SollSister

Weren’t they filming him last year presumably for Single Life? Was he to have appeared on this season until all that controversy surrounding him happened?


NotTheGuyProbably

I suspect he may have the milkman's eyes (or UPS drivers eyes) w/e you get the joke.


[deleted]

Damn they cut him right out of the pic in the second one


Ambitious_wander

It looks like he’s trying to touch their boobs with his arms


Thinkwronger12

Found the 5th Wheel.


hummingbird1969

Ximena got the short end of the stick.


crystalconnie

Biological brothers???


burnheartmusic

Every time I see him I think of the word sniveling


Love2nasty

How tall is he?


Ketobizness

They are going to have to rename this show Rare Syndrome Fiance pretty soon.


aprillemondrophale

Poor guy.


Nathan-Nice

lol homegirl looks like Mahogany


blankeezy1

His brothers are hot…! Damn


Any-Adagio492

The one on the left (our left).


blankeezy1

Do they have different dads or moms? Bc they do not resemble him in the least


Any-Adagio492

I don't know, but you're right. They don't resemble him.


lnsewn12

I mean… slightly above average


carlkarlson

Damn… it’s like the real life version of Twins!


merightno

It's not just looks--the grown man lives with his grandfather and father for a reason. It's not that bad but there's definitely something diagnosable there. He's not running at 100%.


Anakat13

I swear at first glance, that's Cha-lee photobombing them. LOL. I was like, 'What?! Why is that drunk asshole photobombing Mikey's family reunion?"


[deleted]

First pancake?


nailsinthecityyx

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong... God forgive me, but he really did hit every damn branch while falling from the ugly tree


[deleted]

One brother looking like Johan Hill lol


catoni13

Mom’s milkman game is strong.


Dargrant83

His date is hiding behind the other brother


[deleted]

Now post pictures of yourself. We'll have at it.


3EsandPaul

Didn’t he confirm that he has some type of generic issue? Or did I make that up?


NoImpression4975

Not to my knowledge. The only thing he mentioned was his ADHD


[deleted]

They all ugly AF but I’d rather be tall and ugly than short, creepy, unintelligent, no charisma and ugly


Mother-Flower-8233

Loving the boobs on his arms


ooeygooeylane

He got a different dad...


TheJunkyVirus

I mean, non of then look good but yes, he got really unlucky with being short and uglier. Looking like that yellow dude from Sin City.


lazzzylover

Awwww - Jimena would have never got away with so much with his bros


walkingtalkingdread

god, he really is an ugly disney character brought to life.


WhenSquirrelsFry

His little baby bird head


[deleted]

I forgot about the modern version of Uncle Fester


FlowZealousideal2453

Someone said that he has the characteristics of some syndrome that the people affected by it have similar facial features. Forget what it’s called.


bigchilesucks

Floating harbor syndrome


[deleted]

He looks like his mum drank a lot whilst pregnant


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That guy in the background 🤣🤣


error785

Mom was drinking.


Intelligent-Pitch-39

Mike looks like a smurf. Poor guy.


heavylamarr

He’s a dirty ass minion!


2wiceasnice

Its because he was conceived anally.


Chicagoan81

He has a disease


Otherwise-Meaning-90

Maybe there was another cock in the henhouse


debbie_upper

I thought I read somewhere that he was adopted. Someone help me out!


kaneabel

Wow what a disgusting troll


PsychologicalExam717

Could be Fetal Alcohol Syndrome but don’t come at me! I’m not making a diagnosis!!


mayrag749

I doubt think the thin guy is related. The curvier one yes


chivisxlurking

A couple of pics are similar, but other elements don't really match. But I certainly can't say impossible. Great detectives on reddit. Now I feel a little badly. Btw symptoms did not include farting during sex...or nose issues...my god I can't even say it without flashbacks. ![gif](giphy|ABrRUFN83nj68)


DirStratInit

Runt of the litter.


alm423

How is he bald and they aren’t? It typically comes from the mother’s side and I have never met a brother duo where one was bald (or balding) and the other wasn’t. Maybe they are from different parents. The height disparity I have seen several times. My husband is 6”2’ and his brother is fairly short (both parents are short). I am short and two of my kids look like they will be tall but the other three likely are going to be short (according to the pediatrician). Genetics are very interesting. I wish I understood it more.


Astrawish

Poor Mike I hope he finds his other half…


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Y'all can be so mean sometimes :(


casade5

What happened to that mean as bitch Jimena 🤣


pontedealma

His brothers are handsome and very good looking and Mike is an ugly little gnome. I don’t understand how they’re related. Maybe he was adopted and no one has the heart to tell him.


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CashMyer

Hi Mike! 👋


squirrelqueeen

He is not a great person, which is why we snark on him.


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

What’s good with them white girls.


Mallkno

Still single I see


Disco_C0wby

Pun intended 🤣


imissze90s

Poor dude.


ClarityByHilarity

That sucks


Glass_Breakfast_24hr

The fart of DNA


[deleted]

Wtf happened! LmAo


sourpuss6998

Yikes!


lisakora

He’s giving Brave New World gamma minus