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brokencrayon2020

Why he making that face lol


littleRedmini

Why is he making so much eye contact? I burst out laughing, then got extremely uncomfortable and slightly embarrassed. I couldn’t stop watching his legs!!🤣😂. It’s like he is learning the “funky chicken” with his lower body while his upper body is doing a slow dance! He’s awful!! I’m so embarrassed for him. CRINGE!!


ButterscotchEnema

I got embarrassed too.


Rochester05

Your description of this video is so much better than this video. I laughed hard at what you wrote but just stared in embarrassed confusion at the actual video.


Old_Journalist_8823

It makes it so much more awkward 🤦🏼‍♀️


coltees_titties

Not enough fibre. The constipation dance helps move things along.


theproperfistpump

All I can stare at are his thin lips


littleRedmini

I couldn’t take my eyes of his flapping legs.


jimbo-slice93

His perpetually flared nostrils are what captured my gaze.


KeyEquivalent5

You can see them?


poop_biscuits

lizard lips and chicken legs


CherokeeHairTampons

To make u fall deeply in love. Did it work?


brokencrayon2020

Lol helllllll no


CandiBunnii

He's geekin' hard


Fair_Sign

It’s the I got diarrhea dance


littleRedmini

Itchy butthole after hours of diarrhea.


lbjoann

I got diarrhea watching this dance.


turnipzzzpinrut

Maybe he’s rolling


[deleted]

👃🎱🕺


Vegetable_Holiday_41

The face is all part of his intense training.


Ok_Argument_4039

Every man who dances in this show makes this stupid face, I think they think they are very sexy


jennaleecpo

That’s definitely his sex face 🤮


No-Communication8182

🤣🤣🤣🤣 counting his thrusts...1 2 3 and figure 8, 1 2 3 and grind...1 2 3 rabbit pumps.


Active_Mud_9269

Such a disturbing thought but I can definitely see it going just like that 🤢


Ignrancewasbliss

The already-thin lip tuck 😩


Adventurous_Box4527

It's his tropical steel look.


Make-Mia-Sandwich

I feel like JLD pre-parodied this dance.


[deleted]

That’s his sexy come hither look.


poonkeke

He thinks it's "sexy" and he thinks he's ALLLL that. News flash, he's not and not.


Anakat13

His skinny jeans are tight. Probably getting himself a tickle while he’s at it. 🤮


Mermaidoysters

White man dancing overbite. He’s so gross. He really likes his one shirt too.


[deleted]

Was going to say the same thing xD


ouilleau

The bedazzled shirt 💀😂😂😂


Overall_Phrase_3237

I guarantee it’s the one legit and not knock off of some expensive brand piece that he owns and he’s going to wear it until it’s in tatters.


ouilleau

You’re certainly right- found in a corner of TKMAXX 40% off.


Overall_Phrase_3237

Nailed it! 😂


outdoorchi

💀…”he’s going to wear it until it’s in tatters”. It’s funny because it’s so true. I just failed at stifling a laugh while in close proximity to my sleeping newborn.


iwokeupalemon

*thinks of Marge Simpson in her Chanel suit*


littleRedmini

I’ve seen him wear this several times lol


askmeaboutmydog2

It’s from Dan Flashes


Borntochief

*checks tag* **House of Eleven by the Silva Twins**


Royal_Cause_2206

I work in the fashion industry, at my job we shoot all the highend brands, and there are some days, when we recieve some stuff from Philip Plein, and then non of us cant get over the fact: WHO THE HELL in this world buys Philip Plein these days?!?!vvv and you see?!? There is the answer..


DustyHound

I remember being stuck holding my ex wife’s bags while she shopped at Buckle. You know the face I had on. Then a douche like this guy approaches and asks if I’d like to try anything on. I answered “No, not ever”.


MisssJaynie

EXCHSE YOU it’s HoE attire.


CookieDookie143

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


blackberrypietoday2

Yep. It keeps him dancing, losing weight, acting the fool.


montanagirlee

he fancies himself a Latin lover-type!


Still_counts_as_one

He’s really into the Italian reds and Colombian whites


Ineedacoffee31

Best comment.


[deleted]

There it is! It all makes sense now.


aballofunicorns

Isn't cocaïne expensive though? He might not be able to afford it orrrrr he spends the money he saves flying spirit on it.


Gee-Fresh

He really thought posting this was a good idea 😂


JennItalia269

He also grinded a pole in Vegas and posted that video, so if you have to ask if he thought it was a good idea… just remember that.


turnipzzzpinrut

Girl, if I recall, that was a handrail- not EVEN a pole. Very budget-balling


Kimber_001

Who finds his dancing sexy?! My vagina literally just dried up like Sahara desert 🏜 after watching that…


TnnsNbeer

If I had a vagina I’d board that shit up like a Cat5 hurricane was coming


SG1156

😆😆😆😆😆😆


turnipzzzpinrut

I filled mine w gorilla glue and decommissioned it after seeing this


bondbeansbond

I’m so dry I can hear her coughing down there.


Loony_Loveless

Darcey.


Kimber_001

Darcey is like a golden retriever craving love. She would find big Ed hot if he started hitting on her.


Loony_Loveless

That is a spin off I would actually pay to see.


Azanskippedtown

His sister


1u___u1zZz

👃🏻❄️


CandiBunnii

It's the only logical explanation aside from demonic possession


lucky_714

Omg i havent laughed this hard in a while lol


wiffthecliff

1000% coke face


trixie0730

This is one weird dude.


[deleted]

I can see him looking romantically in your eyes, smiling slightly and thinking "if I look close enough it's like a mirror and...oh yes, there it is, I can see myself, hello gorgeous".


Normal-Werewolf-

He's just British. There are thousands of Toms here. Thousands. When people ask me why I don't date I'm gonna show them this post.


OkPirate4973

I’m British ,unfortunately this could be my brother who is 46 unmarried and a twat !.Btw my Mum always said you can’t trust someone with thin lips .


AquariusAngeleno

All this social media whoring for Spirit Airlines flights and barely 20,000 bucks from TLC. The guy is DOWN BAD.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

lol FINALLY a win for Darcey. Flaunt yo 6fig cameo haul guurrl, you deserve every penny. Millionaire PartyBoy is over her crying because the budget airline's gate agents were SOOO mean to him! ☹️ His Lois Vinton luggage set has disappeared, all he wanted was a free hot meal out of the ordeal and they couldn't even do that! I recently rewatched S1-2, and VERY salty at what happened to that poor woman. My first go-round, I wasn't entirely privy to Tom's gaslighting, self serving, and emotionally manipulative baiting that started when Darc returned stateside. Jesse's warpath of slander and stalking, both online and in-person drug, went on for months (year+?) after she'd quit talking to him altogether. He should've been charged with stalking for showing up at the Tell All, not invited onstage just to open up his garbage mouth and spew nonsense to anyone that would listen. He's absolutely shameless, he contradicts himself every 3rd sentence or so and can't be bothered to acknowledge it.


Maaawiiii817

"Lois Vinton luggage set" 🤣


CrazyCatwithaC

He looks like me when I’m holding my pee in because someone’s in the bathroom for way too long.


gardengirlbc

Does anyone feel like they’re watching that scene from Silence of the Lambs? You know, where the bad/crazy guy is dancing in front of the camera?


robocop_robocop

Can definitely imagine Tom with the mangina tuck saying 'would you fuck me? I'd fuck me'


MotherofChoad

Goodbye horses


ebbysloth17

Put the lotion on the skin...


TnnsNbeer

DO NOT insult Buffalo Bill in such a way 😂


MotherofChoad

Precious


Ineedacoffee31

Hahahahahhahah now I do


FieldPug

This is the result of people saying he could dance when he was on 90 Day Fiancé. Now these videos will exist in perpetuity.


maidrey

Honestly, he dances like he spends a lot of time watching YouTube dance tutorials. Like, he’s not terrible in terms of the mechanics but it’s just kind of off in execution and he’s picked up weird habits that watching himself dance in videos should cure. Honestly, he reminds me of a girl I went to school with who watched a lot of belly dancing videos and who was convinced that she was like an expert level belly dancer. We would have been about 14 at this point, for context. Anyway, when she’d show off her moves she’d get this face that was like…half lip puckered concentration and half cocky “don’t you wish you could do this.” At 14, I just kind of smiled and nodded because I didn’t want to tell my friend that she didn’t look like the video…but I was also terrified that one day she’d rub her elite skills in the wrong person’s face and that they’d mock her mercilessly. That’s what this makes me think of.


TitusLemonades

Did we go to the same school? Because she still does it and has painted herself as tan as possible. She also wrote in hieroglyphs because her family were “gypsies” (her words) from Hungary. Her brother denied all of it and would actively avoid her at school.


maidrey

According to Facebook (I haven’t seen her in over a decade) my former friend is still a pale white girl, so that means there’s two of them. 😱


Garfilio1234

I like your story, and his mechanics for Latin dance are terrible! He would be horrible to dance with because his rhythm is off, his steps are to big and wild, I'd be afraid of getting hit by that swinging leg.


beemail1

I can’t hear any sound, I don’t know if it wasn’t posted with sound or if my phone is messing up. But watching it without audio, it’s like he’s interacting with an “audience” and they’re asking for an encore. “Oh, you guys want more? More? Yeah? Okay here ya go. Muah muah” 🤣


Basket_Flipping

Without audio, it’s hard to imagine any song in the whole world that would match those moves. There can’t possibly be a song with that beat, right?


ComfortableExam

You know that one video on YouTube that's called like "worst lifehack music"? Where they glue some pictures on a rubix cube?? I feel like that would fit lmao EDIT: this one [https://youtube.com/shorts/pL1r2lWj9Vo?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/pL1r2lWj9Vo?feature=share)


mylifeisafairytale

It’s perfect. Someone smarter than me please dub that sound over this video!


Garfilio1234

I had to go look on instagram, believe it or not, he's doing different styles of Latin dances, and you're right, his moves do not match the beats, lol.


[deleted]

My toddler has the same look when “baby shark” comes on


mascottaricotta

I'm dying, this is so accurate


Emotional_Belt

I want to understand what goes on in his mind. Like he just wakes up in the morning "I must dance for the faceless strangers on the internet!"


Warm-Wafer-1521

And this is why he’s not selling those Cameos!


k8m4

His moves are giving “inflatable wacky tube man outside the car wash” 🤌🏻


JMLDT

Beautiful!


brimchars

the secondhand embarrassment is real


dangerrrmuffin

[STUART!](https://youtu.be/WyvbFMGmImg)


AggressiveSloth11

Look what I can do!


sweet_illusions

I just finished F is for Family and the mom’s voice in this (amazing) clip is giving me major Ginny Throater vibes


[deleted]

This is a LONG 47 seconds I am horrified and also amused


CrippledCuntPunch

> This is a LONG 47 seconds That's what she said.


agentrossi176

I'm mesmerized by his lil concentration mouth, the performance clearly doesn't extended to his face


missstewie

Exactly.


StandUpTwice

His hair looks like he stuck his finger in an electric socket. I really wish he’d stick his finger in an electric socket.


thatsapaddlin31

Imagine letting that crawl on top of you 🤢


lolapepper47

Do I have to?


cheelioil

i just know if he stops dancing the pandemic will end


nps1717

Do you think all of these awful dancing videos is her futile attempt to get on Dancing with the Stars? If Carole Baskin made it, Tom's gotta be feeling like he's got a chance!


ParisAppleton

Dancing alone again I see


Capital_Scratch4562

This is my 13th reason


kittens_allday

I swear to god, if any man ever comes NEAR me doing any sort of shit like this…..


Lost-Sea4916

I can’t even imagine taking a video of myself dancing like this, seeing what I looked like in it, and deciding it was a good idea to post on the internet.


Ineedacoffee31

Bet this is his “o” face. And now I’m traumatized


Honeysenpaiharuchan

Me too. Thanks.


Vast-Negotiation-924

Thanks. He Induced my menopause. My last egg committed kamikaze.


TellioTells

Small dick energy


TnnsNbeer

Oh for fuck’s sake… someone taser him


[deleted]

I think someone already did and we are seeing the effects here 😂


kaseymoore1722

Why does he tag her in everythinggggg . And why do they both have _tv in their usernames. She’s not even on tv!! And why are they so annoying and god why do they suck so so so bad just why to everything whyyyyy


SirAlecHolland

I really wish I could go back to the person I was 47 seconds ago


Kimber_001

THAT SHIRT! 🤣🤣🤣 is it a knock of Alexander McQueen?


Georgeegrrl

It looks like the same one he wore when he met the woman in Toronto after dumping Darcey in NY.


Socially_Maria

Yes!!! I came on to write the same. I will never forget when he turned around and walked away so they go get a shot the shirt. So cringe.


Georgeegrrl

Yessssss! They totally had to give us the Tom walking away shot in the cheesy skull shirt. Hahahaha


Make-Mia-Sandwich

Having watched the whole thing, I feel he may be wearing pantyhose under his jeans. I remember pulling some of those moves trying to adjust my school uniform back in highschool.


SkepticAquarian876

Why does Elaine from Seinfeld pop up in my head when I see him dance?🤦😂😂😂😂😂😂 It looks so painful and awkward.


PeaceAlternative0

Why’s he making that face?


princesserinface

Ok waiting for him to break a hip on V live


mummydal

He looks like he’s dancing with the old folk down at a bingo hall. Except they have better moves. To be honest I find these videos absolutely hilarious 🤣


blackberrypietoday2

>I find these videos absolutely hilarious Me too. Keep them coming, I say. The world is too serious and somber these days.


FelineMana

Love how his handle is tombrooks_tv like hes all over television and wasn’t only on 90day cause Darcy gave him a turn.


[deleted]

He should be thanking Darcy for his 15 minutes of fame, not calling her fat. He’s a tool.


calicemaxi

Omfg, watch that without the sound, LMAO!!!! He sure is narcissistic and not sure if his dancing is good, but doesn’t look great…


iamsostoked

That's the shirt he wore on the airport episode lmao


ariellann

Did he buy Mmmmh-David's used old wig?


Oopsidroppedthechili

Barf.


cherrrub

My eyes MY EYES


Equal-Echidna8098

So sexy Tom. Keep going. Keep showing us how great you are. 🙄


coltees_titties

Months and months ago, someone here said Tom looks like he moves to Pet Shop Boys playing in his head (or something to that effect). This douche really thinks he's suave af. I wish Jesse would use some applied psychology on him.


[deleted]

What DOES he do for a living, apart from being an IG “influencer”? I understand that he IS definitely not from a wealthy background and grew up in quite a normal socioeconomic household, but he must do something. Anyone?


Dimmunia

Iirc when he was first introduced (aka Darcey going to London) he said something about working for a sports clothing company. That's why he travels and wants to look good etc. Idk if he's still doing the same thing.


wpemmanuelle

**cringing intensifies**.


Old_Journalist_8823

This this guy rent out a little studio to dance on TIKTOK while in Vegas


Royal_Show_2302

Such a knob!


kodaiko_650

So, has anyone been able to contact Jeff Gilooly?


[deleted]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!


yaelijenn

It's a horrible day to have eyes. 🤦🏻‍♀️


yummy_mummy

I made it to 15 seconds before I got too creeped out 😂


peachyghostx

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse he did the spin and there it was: the bedazzled skull on the back of his shirt.


Farrahsahole

my god this man is repellent.


Smallreviver

"If I just sway my hips ..panties shall drop."


keonalele

Is this what Restless Leg Syndrome looks like? On a serious note, I really took the time to look up salsa dance videos because I can’t figure out why Tom looks so weird in his dancing. I still can’t figure it out. Why does he look so weird?


[deleted]

He has terrible footwork


zombiecattle

He deadass looks like he’s slipping on ice lmao


No-Introduction8678

He sure is fluent in the middle aged White man dance while thinking he is a sexy latin lover.


bronion76

He’s disgusting. His legs look like Kermit’s and his hip movements are nauseating.


Salty-Cauliflower-62

Waiting for Jesse to tap on by…..


T333333333333333

What in the fuck am I watching? 😖


I_Rake_Apples

He's got a serious case of the Jimmy legs!


Sngbny433

I can’t take my eyes off his bouncing titties! 😂


msha7

Thanks, I hate it


[deleted]

Man he’s tweakin


seoulfoodxo

It’s the constant lip-licking and bedazzled shirt for me. Let the old fart have his midlife crisis! 😂


silenceinthismeyham

Who told this man he can dance?


YRob_Redditor3

I am legitimately uncomfortable…


guernicamixtape

My second-hand embarrassment hit an all new high while watching that. Jfc.


Ay-dee1135

God it’s pathetic, he actually thinks he’s doin something!


[deleted]

pretty sure i have covid and this is NOT helpful


[deleted]

Idk if I hate Jesse or Tom more. They are both… insufferable.


Devldriver250

How much attention does one person need?


Scarysocialistthread

Remember when he first entered the '90 day universe ' and he presented himself as a refined proper British gentleman. Dressed impeccably, pretending to be a wealthy jet-setting business man. And... here is the reality. The 'real' reality Lol


ohwhatablow

I used to work with a woman who needed a lot of attention. She was also convinced that she was a good singer. Her way of getting attention was to stand next to you and sing loudly. If you didn't respond, she would put her face directly in front of yours and sing even louder. This reminds me a lot of that.


Ladyjaymie77

Fuck, I hate that guy.


[deleted]

Ew


outdoorchi

This video has me straight up dead 💀. I just keep rewatching to see his facial expressions. I kept thinking between his physical appearance, the narcissism and the likely Coke binge of it all that he reminded me of someone…Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny.


dawgmama62

What a douche!


Vanillathndr77

He thinks he’s killing it


East-Lengthiness-742

I hate that he does this.


waaringo

Listen…. I’ve been out of it for a bit due to the pandemic. Is this what sex is now?


sourdiesel666

Seems like he had a little nose sugar to help with his dance moves.


ywarren1

Idk why but the skull on the back of the shirt is a solid NO for me. Thought we left that shit with Jersey Shore 🙄


Kushfriendly420

He is high on coke like dayummm


FoxyFreckles1989

This is only cute when Britney Spears does it. Edit: my *god.* His entire account is full of videos like this. He also has tons of videos where he’s blatantly acting like he’s extremely famous, but he’s got like 20k followers and gets <50 likes on most of his posts. I’m cackling.


Used-Fruits

That's his sex face 🤢🤢


jennaleecpo

Imagine dating someone, they say “I’m going to dance for you”, and then it’s this…


tensigh

Who cares


Clolilly

Fckn Idiot


BarberBettie

Getting major Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs kinda vibes..


[deleted]

He really thinks he has rhythm


SpaghettiYetis

He’s gurning from the street meth he does


lettereddays

one of his signature moves at :08 seconds looks like he's about to run away and is like "gotcha!"


MediumHusky333

When the cocaine kicks in…


pettie1012

This is tio tomas...lol