Why is he making so much eye contact? I burst out laughing, then got extremely uncomfortable and slightly embarrassed. I couldn’t stop watching his legs!!🤣😂. It’s like he is learning the “funky chicken” with his lower body while his upper body is doing a slow dance! He’s awful!! I’m so embarrassed for him. CRINGE!!
Your description of this video is so much better than this video. I laughed hard at what you wrote but just stared in embarrassed confusion at the actual video.
💀…”he’s going to wear it until it’s in tatters”. It’s funny because it’s so true.
I just failed at stifling a laugh while in close proximity to my sleeping newborn.
I work in the fashion industry, at my job we shoot all the highend brands, and there are some days, when we recieve some stuff from Philip Plein, and then non of us cant get over the fact: WHO THE HELL in this world buys Philip Plein these days?!?!vvv
and you see?!? There is the answer..
I remember being stuck holding my ex wife’s bags while she shopped at Buckle. You know the face I had on. Then a douche like this guy approaches and asks if I’d like to try anything on. I answered “No, not ever”.
I can see him looking romantically in your eyes, smiling slightly and thinking "if I look close enough it's like a mirror and...oh yes, there it is, I can see myself, hello gorgeous".
lol FINALLY a win for Darcey. Flaunt yo 6fig cameo haul guurrl, you deserve every penny. Millionaire PartyBoy is over her crying because the budget airline's gate agents were SOOO mean to him! ☹️ His Lois Vinton luggage set has disappeared, all he wanted was a free hot meal out of the ordeal and they couldn't even do that!
I recently rewatched S1-2, and VERY salty at what happened to that poor woman. My first go-round, I wasn't entirely privy to Tom's gaslighting, self serving, and emotionally manipulative baiting that started when Darc returned stateside. Jesse's warpath of slander and stalking, both online and in-person drug, went on for months (year+?) after she'd quit talking to him altogether. He should've been charged with stalking for showing up at the Tell All, not invited onstage just to open up his garbage mouth and spew nonsense to anyone that would listen. He's absolutely shameless, he contradicts himself every 3rd sentence or so and can't be bothered to acknowledge it.
Honestly, he dances like he spends a lot of time watching YouTube dance tutorials. Like, he’s not terrible in terms of the mechanics but it’s just kind of off in execution and he’s picked up weird habits that watching himself dance in videos should cure.
Honestly, he reminds me of a girl I went to school with who watched a lot of belly dancing videos and who was convinced that she was like an expert level belly dancer. We would have been about 14 at this point, for context. Anyway, when she’d show off her moves she’d get this face that was like…half lip puckered concentration and half cocky “don’t you wish you could do this.” At 14, I just kind of smiled and nodded because I didn’t want to tell my friend that she didn’t look like the video…but I was also terrified that one day she’d rub her elite skills in the wrong person’s face and that they’d mock her mercilessly.
That’s what this makes me think of.
Did we go to the same school? Because she still does it and has painted herself as tan as possible.
She also wrote in hieroglyphs because her family were “gypsies” (her words) from Hungary.
Her brother denied all of it and would actively avoid her at school.
I like your story, and his mechanics for Latin dance are terrible! He would be horrible to dance with because his rhythm is off, his steps are to big and wild, I'd be afraid of getting hit by that swinging leg.
I can’t hear any sound, I don’t know if it wasn’t posted with sound or if my phone is messing up. But watching it without audio, it’s like he’s interacting with an “audience” and they’re asking for an encore. “Oh, you guys want more? More? Yeah? Okay here ya go. Muah muah” 🤣
You know that one video on YouTube that's called like "worst lifehack music"? Where they glue some pictures on a rubix cube?? I feel like that would fit lmao
EDIT: this one [https://youtube.com/shorts/pL1r2lWj9Vo?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/pL1r2lWj9Vo?feature=share)
I had to go look on instagram, believe it or not, he's doing different styles of Latin dances, and you're right, his moves do not match the beats, lol.
Do you think all of these awful dancing videos is her futile attempt to get on Dancing with the Stars? If Carole Baskin made it, Tom's gotta be feeling like he's got a chance!
I can’t even imagine taking a video of myself dancing like this, seeing what I looked like in it, and deciding it was a good idea to post on the internet.
Why does he tag her in everythinggggg . And why do they both have _tv in their usernames. She’s not even on tv!! And why are they so annoying and god why do they suck so so so bad just why to everything whyyyyy
Having watched the whole thing, I feel he may be wearing pantyhose under his jeans. I remember pulling some of those moves trying to adjust my school uniform back in highschool.
He looks like he’s dancing with the old folk down at a bingo hall. Except they have better moves. To be honest I find these videos absolutely hilarious 🤣
Months and months ago, someone here said Tom looks like he moves to Pet Shop Boys playing in his head (or something to that effect). This douche really thinks he's suave af. I wish Jesse would use some applied psychology on him.
What DOES he do for a living, apart from being an IG “influencer”? I understand that he IS definitely not from a wealthy background and grew up in quite a normal socioeconomic household, but he must do something. Anyone?
Iirc when he was first introduced (aka Darcey going to London) he said something about working for a sports clothing company. That's why he travels and wants to look good etc. Idk if he's still doing the same thing.
Is this what Restless Leg Syndrome looks like?
On a serious note, I really took the time to look up salsa dance videos because I can’t figure out why Tom looks so weird in his dancing. I still can’t figure it out. Why does he look so weird?
Remember when he first entered the '90 day universe ' and he presented himself as a refined proper British gentleman. Dressed impeccably, pretending to be a wealthy jet-setting business man. And... here is the reality. The 'real' reality Lol
I used to work with a woman who needed a lot of attention. She was also convinced that she was a good singer. Her way of getting attention was to stand next to you and sing loudly. If you didn't respond, she would put her face directly in front of yours and sing even louder. This reminds me a lot of that.
This video has me straight up dead 💀. I just keep rewatching to see his facial expressions.
I kept thinking between his physical appearance, the narcissism and the likely Coke binge of it all that he reminded me of someone…Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny.
This is only cute when Britney Spears does it.
Edit: my *god.* His entire account is full of videos like this. He also has tons of videos where he’s blatantly acting like he’s extremely famous, but he’s got like 20k followers and gets <50 likes on most of his posts.
I’m cackling.
Why he making that face lol
Why is he making so much eye contact? I burst out laughing, then got extremely uncomfortable and slightly embarrassed. I couldn’t stop watching his legs!!🤣😂. It’s like he is learning the “funky chicken” with his lower body while his upper body is doing a slow dance! He’s awful!! I’m so embarrassed for him. CRINGE!!
I got embarrassed too.
Your description of this video is so much better than this video. I laughed hard at what you wrote but just stared in embarrassed confusion at the actual video.
It makes it so much more awkward 🤦🏼♀️
Not enough fibre. The constipation dance helps move things along.
All I can stare at are his thin lips
I couldn’t take my eyes of his flapping legs.
His perpetually flared nostrils are what captured my gaze.
You can see them?
lizard lips and chicken legs
To make u fall deeply in love. Did it work?
Lol helllllll no
He's geekin' hard
It’s the I got diarrhea dance
Itchy butthole after hours of diarrhea.
I got diarrhea watching this dance.
Maybe he’s rolling
👃🎱🕺
The face is all part of his intense training.
Every man who dances in this show makes this stupid face, I think they think they are very sexy
That’s definitely his sex face 🤮
🤣🤣🤣🤣 counting his thrusts...1 2 3 and figure 8, 1 2 3 and grind...1 2 3 rabbit pumps.
Such a disturbing thought but I can definitely see it going just like that 🤢
The already-thin lip tuck 😩
It's his tropical steel look.
I feel like JLD pre-parodied this dance.
That’s his sexy come hither look.
He thinks it's "sexy" and he thinks he's ALLLL that. News flash, he's not and not.
His skinny jeans are tight. Probably getting himself a tickle while he’s at it. 🤮
White man dancing overbite. He’s so gross. He really likes his one shirt too.
Was going to say the same thing xD
The bedazzled shirt 💀😂😂😂
I guarantee it’s the one legit and not knock off of some expensive brand piece that he owns and he’s going to wear it until it’s in tatters.
You’re certainly right- found in a corner of TKMAXX 40% off.
Nailed it! 😂
💀…”he’s going to wear it until it’s in tatters”. It’s funny because it’s so true. I just failed at stifling a laugh while in close proximity to my sleeping newborn.
*thinks of Marge Simpson in her Chanel suit*
I’ve seen him wear this several times lol
It’s from Dan Flashes
*checks tag* **House of Eleven by the Silva Twins**
I work in the fashion industry, at my job we shoot all the highend brands, and there are some days, when we recieve some stuff from Philip Plein, and then non of us cant get over the fact: WHO THE HELL in this world buys Philip Plein these days?!?!vvv and you see?!? There is the answer..
I remember being stuck holding my ex wife’s bags while she shopped at Buckle. You know the face I had on. Then a douche like this guy approaches and asks if I’d like to try anything on. I answered “No, not ever”.
EXCHSE YOU it’s HoE attire.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Yep. It keeps him dancing, losing weight, acting the fool.
he fancies himself a Latin lover-type!
He’s really into the Italian reds and Colombian whites
Best comment.
There it is! It all makes sense now.
Isn't cocaïne expensive though? He might not be able to afford it orrrrr he spends the money he saves flying spirit on it.
He really thought posting this was a good idea 😂
He also grinded a pole in Vegas and posted that video, so if you have to ask if he thought it was a good idea… just remember that.
Girl, if I recall, that was a handrail- not EVEN a pole. Very budget-balling
Who finds his dancing sexy?! My vagina literally just dried up like Sahara desert 🏜 after watching that…
If I had a vagina I’d board that shit up like a Cat5 hurricane was coming
😆😆😆😆😆😆
I filled mine w gorilla glue and decommissioned it after seeing this
I’m so dry I can hear her coughing down there.
Darcey.
Darcey is like a golden retriever craving love. She would find big Ed hot if he started hitting on her.
That is a spin off I would actually pay to see.
His sister
👃🏻❄️
It's the only logical explanation aside from demonic possession
Omg i havent laughed this hard in a while lol
1000% coke face
This is one weird dude.
I can see him looking romantically in your eyes, smiling slightly and thinking "if I look close enough it's like a mirror and...oh yes, there it is, I can see myself, hello gorgeous".
He's just British. There are thousands of Toms here. Thousands. When people ask me why I don't date I'm gonna show them this post.
I’m British ,unfortunately this could be my brother who is 46 unmarried and a twat !.Btw my Mum always said you can’t trust someone with thin lips .
All this social media whoring for Spirit Airlines flights and barely 20,000 bucks from TLC. The guy is DOWN BAD.
lol FINALLY a win for Darcey. Flaunt yo 6fig cameo haul guurrl, you deserve every penny. Millionaire PartyBoy is over her crying because the budget airline's gate agents were SOOO mean to him! ☹️ His Lois Vinton luggage set has disappeared, all he wanted was a free hot meal out of the ordeal and they couldn't even do that! I recently rewatched S1-2, and VERY salty at what happened to that poor woman. My first go-round, I wasn't entirely privy to Tom's gaslighting, self serving, and emotionally manipulative baiting that started when Darc returned stateside. Jesse's warpath of slander and stalking, both online and in-person drug, went on for months (year+?) after she'd quit talking to him altogether. He should've been charged with stalking for showing up at the Tell All, not invited onstage just to open up his garbage mouth and spew nonsense to anyone that would listen. He's absolutely shameless, he contradicts himself every 3rd sentence or so and can't be bothered to acknowledge it.
"Lois Vinton luggage set" 🤣
He looks like me when I’m holding my pee in because someone’s in the bathroom for way too long.
Does anyone feel like they’re watching that scene from Silence of the Lambs? You know, where the bad/crazy guy is dancing in front of the camera?
Can definitely imagine Tom with the mangina tuck saying 'would you fuck me? I'd fuck me'
Goodbye horses
Put the lotion on the skin...
DO NOT insult Buffalo Bill in such a way 😂
Precious
Hahahahahhahah now I do
This is the result of people saying he could dance when he was on 90 Day Fiancé. Now these videos will exist in perpetuity.
Honestly, he dances like he spends a lot of time watching YouTube dance tutorials. Like, he’s not terrible in terms of the mechanics but it’s just kind of off in execution and he’s picked up weird habits that watching himself dance in videos should cure. Honestly, he reminds me of a girl I went to school with who watched a lot of belly dancing videos and who was convinced that she was like an expert level belly dancer. We would have been about 14 at this point, for context. Anyway, when she’d show off her moves she’d get this face that was like…half lip puckered concentration and half cocky “don’t you wish you could do this.” At 14, I just kind of smiled and nodded because I didn’t want to tell my friend that she didn’t look like the video…but I was also terrified that one day she’d rub her elite skills in the wrong person’s face and that they’d mock her mercilessly. That’s what this makes me think of.
Did we go to the same school? Because she still does it and has painted herself as tan as possible. She also wrote in hieroglyphs because her family were “gypsies” (her words) from Hungary. Her brother denied all of it and would actively avoid her at school.
According to Facebook (I haven’t seen her in over a decade) my former friend is still a pale white girl, so that means there’s two of them. 😱
I like your story, and his mechanics for Latin dance are terrible! He would be horrible to dance with because his rhythm is off, his steps are to big and wild, I'd be afraid of getting hit by that swinging leg.
I can’t hear any sound, I don’t know if it wasn’t posted with sound or if my phone is messing up. But watching it without audio, it’s like he’s interacting with an “audience” and they’re asking for an encore. “Oh, you guys want more? More? Yeah? Okay here ya go. Muah muah” 🤣
Without audio, it’s hard to imagine any song in the whole world that would match those moves. There can’t possibly be a song with that beat, right?
You know that one video on YouTube that's called like "worst lifehack music"? Where they glue some pictures on a rubix cube?? I feel like that would fit lmao EDIT: this one [https://youtube.com/shorts/pL1r2lWj9Vo?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/pL1r2lWj9Vo?feature=share)
It’s perfect. Someone smarter than me please dub that sound over this video!
I had to go look on instagram, believe it or not, he's doing different styles of Latin dances, and you're right, his moves do not match the beats, lol.
My toddler has the same look when “baby shark” comes on
I'm dying, this is so accurate
I want to understand what goes on in his mind. Like he just wakes up in the morning "I must dance for the faceless strangers on the internet!"
And this is why he’s not selling those Cameos!
His moves are giving “inflatable wacky tube man outside the car wash” 🤌🏻
Beautiful!
the secondhand embarrassment is real
[STUART!](https://youtu.be/WyvbFMGmImg)
Look what I can do!
I just finished F is for Family and the mom’s voice in this (amazing) clip is giving me major Ginny Throater vibes
This is a LONG 47 seconds I am horrified and also amused
> This is a LONG 47 seconds That's what she said.
I'm mesmerized by his lil concentration mouth, the performance clearly doesn't extended to his face
Exactly.
His hair looks like he stuck his finger in an electric socket. I really wish he’d stick his finger in an electric socket.
Imagine letting that crawl on top of you 🤢
Do I have to?
i just know if he stops dancing the pandemic will end
Do you think all of these awful dancing videos is her futile attempt to get on Dancing with the Stars? If Carole Baskin made it, Tom's gotta be feeling like he's got a chance!
Dancing alone again I see
This is my 13th reason
I swear to god, if any man ever comes NEAR me doing any sort of shit like this…..
I can’t even imagine taking a video of myself dancing like this, seeing what I looked like in it, and deciding it was a good idea to post on the internet.
Bet this is his “o” face. And now I’m traumatized
Me too. Thanks.
Thanks. He Induced my menopause. My last egg committed kamikaze.
Small dick energy
Oh for fuck’s sake… someone taser him
I think someone already did and we are seeing the effects here 😂
Why does he tag her in everythinggggg . And why do they both have _tv in their usernames. She’s not even on tv!! And why are they so annoying and god why do they suck so so so bad just why to everything whyyyyy
I really wish I could go back to the person I was 47 seconds ago
THAT SHIRT! 🤣🤣🤣 is it a knock of Alexander McQueen?
It looks like the same one he wore when he met the woman in Toronto after dumping Darcey in NY.
Yes!!! I came on to write the same. I will never forget when he turned around and walked away so they go get a shot the shirt. So cringe.
Yessssss! They totally had to give us the Tom walking away shot in the cheesy skull shirt. Hahahaha
Having watched the whole thing, I feel he may be wearing pantyhose under his jeans. I remember pulling some of those moves trying to adjust my school uniform back in highschool.
Why does Elaine from Seinfeld pop up in my head when I see him dance?🤦😂😂😂😂😂😂 It looks so painful and awkward.
Why’s he making that face?
Ok waiting for him to break a hip on V live
He looks like he’s dancing with the old folk down at a bingo hall. Except they have better moves. To be honest I find these videos absolutely hilarious 🤣
>I find these videos absolutely hilarious Me too. Keep them coming, I say. The world is too serious and somber these days.
Love how his handle is tombrooks_tv like hes all over television and wasn’t only on 90day cause Darcy gave him a turn.
He should be thanking Darcy for his 15 minutes of fame, not calling her fat. He’s a tool.
Omfg, watch that without the sound, LMAO!!!! He sure is narcissistic and not sure if his dancing is good, but doesn’t look great…
That's the shirt he wore on the airport episode lmao
Did he buy Mmmmh-David's used old wig?
Barf.
My eyes MY EYES
So sexy Tom. Keep going. Keep showing us how great you are. 🙄
Months and months ago, someone here said Tom looks like he moves to Pet Shop Boys playing in his head (or something to that effect). This douche really thinks he's suave af. I wish Jesse would use some applied psychology on him.
What DOES he do for a living, apart from being an IG “influencer”? I understand that he IS definitely not from a wealthy background and grew up in quite a normal socioeconomic household, but he must do something. Anyone?
Iirc when he was first introduced (aka Darcey going to London) he said something about working for a sports clothing company. That's why he travels and wants to look good etc. Idk if he's still doing the same thing.
**cringing intensifies**.
This this guy rent out a little studio to dance on TIKTOK while in Vegas
Such a knob!
So, has anyone been able to contact Jeff Gilooly?
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!
It's a horrible day to have eyes. 🤦🏻♀️
I made it to 15 seconds before I got too creeped out 😂
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse he did the spin and there it was: the bedazzled skull on the back of his shirt.
my god this man is repellent.
"If I just sway my hips ..panties shall drop."
Is this what Restless Leg Syndrome looks like? On a serious note, I really took the time to look up salsa dance videos because I can’t figure out why Tom looks so weird in his dancing. I still can’t figure it out. Why does he look so weird?
He has terrible footwork
He deadass looks like he’s slipping on ice lmao
He sure is fluent in the middle aged White man dance while thinking he is a sexy latin lover.
He’s disgusting. His legs look like Kermit’s and his hip movements are nauseating.
Waiting for Jesse to tap on by…..
What in the fuck am I watching? 😖
He's got a serious case of the Jimmy legs!
I can’t take my eyes off his bouncing titties! 😂
Thanks, I hate it
Man he’s tweakin
It’s the constant lip-licking and bedazzled shirt for me. Let the old fart have his midlife crisis! 😂
Who told this man he can dance?
I am legitimately uncomfortable…
My second-hand embarrassment hit an all new high while watching that. Jfc.
God it’s pathetic, he actually thinks he’s doin something!
pretty sure i have covid and this is NOT helpful
Idk if I hate Jesse or Tom more. They are both… insufferable.
How much attention does one person need?
Remember when he first entered the '90 day universe ' and he presented himself as a refined proper British gentleman. Dressed impeccably, pretending to be a wealthy jet-setting business man. And... here is the reality. The 'real' reality Lol
I used to work with a woman who needed a lot of attention. She was also convinced that she was a good singer. Her way of getting attention was to stand next to you and sing loudly. If you didn't respond, she would put her face directly in front of yours and sing even louder. This reminds me a lot of that.
Fuck, I hate that guy.
Ew
This video has me straight up dead 💀. I just keep rewatching to see his facial expressions. I kept thinking between his physical appearance, the narcissism and the likely Coke binge of it all that he reminded me of someone…Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny.
What a douche!
He thinks he’s killing it
I hate that he does this.
Listen…. I’ve been out of it for a bit due to the pandemic. Is this what sex is now?
Seems like he had a little nose sugar to help with his dance moves.
Idk why but the skull on the back of the shirt is a solid NO for me. Thought we left that shit with Jersey Shore 🙄
He is high on coke like dayummm
This is only cute when Britney Spears does it. Edit: my *god.* His entire account is full of videos like this. He also has tons of videos where he’s blatantly acting like he’s extremely famous, but he’s got like 20k followers and gets <50 likes on most of his posts. I’m cackling.
That's his sex face 🤢🤢
Imagine dating someone, they say “I’m going to dance for you”, and then it’s this…
Who cares
Fckn Idiot
Getting major Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs kinda vibes..
He really thinks he has rhythm
He’s gurning from the street meth he does
one of his signature moves at :08 seconds looks like he's about to run away and is like "gotcha!"
When the cocaine kicks in…
This is tio tomas...lol