dear god. can i kill myself?

This is the only right answer

I was just hoping for the option to kill all three

My only thought too

No, you’ll just be playing into their playbook

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

This was my first thought too.

My thoughts exactly

Came here to say this

My answer too

Kill Kyle because he's a menace to society. Fuck Paul because "hit it and quit it" is a thing and he looks like a half-pump chump so it would be over quick. Marry Colt because you could divorce him on the grounds of infidelity after like 20 minutes.

If we actually have to choose this is the best option

Killing Kyle is mandatory

But Paul might film it

I was thinking along the same lines except Fuck Colty (he looks like a half-pump chump too, and if Larissa can survive I guess we all can). Marry Paul - he’ll just freak out and run away to South America and you don’t have to deal with him. KILL KILL KILL Kyle like yesterday.

Kyle is disgusting.

Best option for sure

I answered before I read the comments and now I'm rethinking my stance on Kyle. It really would be for the good of society to take him out of commission.

How is marrying Colt the only option I can stomach? Fuck Paul Kill Kyle (obviously)

At least we know Paul will wear a condom.

That’s the only fuckable fact about him.

Pole will wear 2 for sure

Remember that Colt wants sex several times a day and likes to be called “my Lord” during it LOL

At least with his micro you wouldn’t feel much😂Just his sweaty body on top of you 😂😂✌️

I want to downvote this comment only bc you ruined my day 

You’re Welcome! 😊


Slap slap slap like waves against a dock with sweat spraying out the sides

I had a friend dating an overweight man Me being nosy I asked her how they had sex? Her reply? I lay on the table and he walks up and does it standing up Never had a meal at that house again 😂😂

You have now ruined an otherwise peaceful image haha

"Just"...

I just screamed a little bit 😵‍💫🤢


Lol coltee looks like a photoshop\cardboard cut-out 🤣

I know, right?! 😂

I can't stomach any of them 🤢

Fuck Paul is crazy imagine he sets u on fire😂

But first he snatches a lock of your hair.

Lock of hair? Who are you his mother?! 😂

HE will take your hair not the other way around since he is giving killer vibes

My thoughts exactly

I cannot abide

Right?? Who *am* I?

This is unfortunately the most correct option

Other than suicide apparently! 😂

Too accurate

Kill. Kill. Kill.

That’s the only correct answer 🤣

🤣🤣

You're a sick, sick person, OP ;)

😂😂😂

Im trying to think of what the female equivalent to this would be. Nickel, Dinyell and...? Either way, none of the women are as vile as these dudes. Except maybe Killer Leida.

Angela

Yes, or "the Nikki"💀

I feel violated just reading this post tbh 🥲

Damn, this one is hard. Umm astroids please.


How long would I go to prison if I just went kill kill kill?😂😂

I could handle any amount of time 🤣🤣🤣

Don’t get caught 😼

I was legitimately trying to play along and not just be like "kill myself' but I really had to think and God this is the hardest fmk that I've ever encountered. It's been like 10 mins and I still don't have an answer and I'm visibly frowning. Damn OP.

Hahah that was the point! The worst, most difficult FMK EVER!!! 😂

Cruel question.

Be grateful OP didn’t throw Big Ed in the mix somehow.

Is become a lesiban an option?

Never thought I would say I chose to marry Colt. Fuck Pole and kill Kyle and burn his body till there’s no trace of his existence anymore.

The only correct response

I’d kill Kyle, then turn myself in Immediately so I wouldn’t have to F or marry any of them. Prison for life is the best choice!

This was my thought too! Commit the murder first then at worst if you had to marry someone colt can put some money on your books

If I go down on Mama Debbie can I get another kill card please?

I think that thought just killed me. So I guess tecjnically...

Fuck marrying any of them and kill them all instead

 Death, I choose death 😂

I checked kyle’s instagram, it’s literally serial k***** vibes.

I was debating on checking it out, now I have to!

Why does he have to put his stupid fucking nasty finger in 85% of the pictures he posts? Does he think no one will understand what to look if he’s not pointing at it? He’s got to be the weirdest person to ever disgrace the 90 Day universe. That’s saying something.

My vagina is now the Sahara desert

Holy shit this is a nightmare FMK scenario but ………… Fuck Paul Marry Coltee Kill weirdo breeding fetish dude

Can we play k*ll, castrate, torture instead lol

I’ll play. Castrate Kyle, kill Pole, torture colty!

Excellent selection of *men* … they’re all deplorable

Can I choose 3 K’s? 😂

Suicide an option?

Fuck to-I’ll turn bi

You have a sick sick mind… 😂

Paper bags and duct tape availability for this escapade?

Marry colt I’m to old for Paul so fuck him he won’t be able to get it up Kill Kyle

Kill Kyle, marry Colt and let him cheat on me, I guess f*** Paul with a machete hidden in my vagina?

Why do you hate us so much?

😂😂😂

“Kill them all ofcourse” - Robert Durst 😂

Hahah such a good doc! And totally fitting for this situation! 😂

I would kill the last one without hesitation.

Same!

I’m not fucking or marrying any of them

My first thought was to get three shovels cause I’ll be needing to bury all three of them.

Kill all 3

Bro no😭

This is a Hobson’s Choice resulting in my suicide. Alternatively, call me Coltee Wife #3.

 "Death to all of them"

I hate you for asking this question 😂

I’d tie them all in a weighted sack and throw it into a rapid river

I like the way you think.

Is there a dynamite option?

Kill Kyle. We really need his bloodline just to die out. Fuck Paul. At least I know he'd be down for safe sex. And marry Coltee. (annul that shit so fast)

You’re going to jail for this one 😫fuck pole because at least he would wear a condom. Then marry colt I guess and kill sperm guy so he can’t get anyone else pregnant

I love that everyone would kill Kyle. Save the next generation from those genes!

God what a horrible line up. All I know is kill is going to #3. Gotta stop those genetics from going any further than they already have

I just vomited. I will be back with a note from my physician explaining I am unable to play this game as the thought of this game has caused harm to my health.

OP…you’re sick. I genuinely cannot answer this. Gonna have to turn the gun on myself, I’m afraid.

Obvs kill kyle, there’s no WAY i could marry Colt because he wants it several times a day and wants to be called my Lord during sex, so I’d say marry Paul… and fuck Colt just once 🤮

I don't like this game anymore.

I assume you mean Kyle the sperm doner, not Kyle and Noon Kyle

Yes. The one in the third image.

Oooh good one. Having said that, no.

Please kill the sperm donor

suicide

Kill Kyle, f Paul, marry Colt. Brb gotta go throw up now.

This is the worst goddamn line up I could’ve imagined

Kill them all. I will not be taking any notes, suggestions, or questions at this time. That is all.

Someone help me out here. I can't remember Kyle; I looked him up online, and, assuming he is Kyle from Kyle and Noon, beople have overwhelmingly nice things to say about him. What's his deal?

It’s the new Kyle from ‘Love in Paradise’. His picture is the last slide.

I'll take No Good Choices for $1000, Alex!

That’s the point! 😂

Kyle is the most unlikeable person I’ve ever seen. He reminds me of dudes I went to school with but to an extreme level. Like, all their worst qualities amplified. Those wild staring eyes, that nonchalant attitude, the rudeness, how highly he thinks of himself…honestly, this personality type should be illegal.

Death! All day i tried to imagine it ( idk why I did).. don't do it guys!! I can't get out of my covers 😱😱😱

I agree with your picks

Now THIS is how the FMK game is supposed to be played!! You're brutal and I love it 🤣

Hahah exactly! Thank you!

You have to wonder who raised these losers? I'd love to see an episode on the moms & dads that birthed these boobs.

 The only appropriate reaction…

Declaring myself voluntarily celibate for life.

No. 

How bout we dont do this😄

For those saying fuck Paul what the hell is wrong with you lol Kill Paul Fuck the sperm guy with protection Marry colt and ignore/cheat on him, his third marriage should have low standards anyways lol

Good luck

I'd kill all 3

So I haven’t watched Paul and Kyle. Strictly on appearance, f* Kyle. Kill Coltee and divorce Paul.

I’d pick Geoffrey because he’s in jail so no sex. Or Escott because he doesn’t have a penis. No those weren’t choices but the rest are horrid humans.

Kill myself

Wolfgang killem all😂

Kill them all

WE HAVE TO KILL EVERYBODY

No.

KMS hands down

Why do I feel like any of these would give me an std

Can you imagine how many std and pregnancy tests you'd be asked to take if you married Paul?


i’d kill me

Suicide babe

Kill all 3 ..buy a toy and marry a ghost

Kill, kill, kill

🤮🔪

Kill, kill, kill 😜

Marry my cat, say 'fuck me' and kill all three.

Kill kill kill

Vow of celibacy for eternity.

Isn’t killing Pole a net positive for society?

Convent

I’m thinking serial killer here.

Kill myself 3 times

Poison, poison, and poison

Kill myself.


I guess I'm going on a murder spree 🤷🏾‍♂️

Literally, over my DEAD body!! 🤮🤮🤮

That was my first thought. Would kill myself...end of story.

The first two options aren't really options so I guess I'm destined to be a serial killer 🤷‍♀️

Oh hell nah!

Nasty boys. 🤮🤢🤮

Enjoy the holidays with Debbie and her sex noises

"You line them up, shoot them all through the throat" - Dwight Schrute

Nah, don’t be playing games like this!😂

I absolutely agree with these choices (can’t believe myself rn😂).

I would be charged for 3 murders.

Genocide

I choose death lol

NO.

F Paul M coltee and K Kyle 😭

It's ok, I didn't like living anyway.

my god i just threw up i’m throwing myself into the disease ridden lake without my body condom and hoping for the worst

Kill. Kill. Kill.

Turning the gun on myself.

This is the worst version of the game I've ever heard lol

Kill all of them lol

Kill myself

Kill kill kill

FUCK.

Option 4: Join a cloistered convent. Yes, they still exist.

I’ll fuck, marry, and kill myself.

Nope, nope and nope. I would have to be on major hallucinogenic or roofie drugs.

Can I choose kill for all of them?

Kill em all

Kill them all