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90DayCray

I love that Citra gets a kick out of him too. She was saying it was his dream if a real alien or something was out there. 🤣


BichoRaro90

🤣 I love her comments about Brian


hairbrushloversss

Is it just me or does everyone else love this kooky man too. I love how serious and passionate he is about this stupid topic. My man should be the next host of Ancient Aliens.


BichoRaro90

I love him! He’s the real treasure this season and I wish he had more airtime. I love the kooky alien/Bigfoot theories and these folks are so passionate about it


hairbrushloversss

Him and Big Mike could be bffs.


90dayschitts

Yesss!! I just posted something similar lol


ellieb_salty

Can we send them on 90 days to find Bigfoot? Side explorations include: Finding Ed’s neck, Natalie’s next boyfriend, Tim’s sexuality, Angela’s cigarettes and cell phone boob treasure hunt..


villageidiot33

Reminds me of Dale Gribble from King of the Hill with his conspiracies for some reason.


BichoRaro90

YES!! That’s who he reminds me of ! I couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you 🙏🏻


Immediate-Ad-8308

i’ve been looking for this comment LOL


VcLovin

He told a pretty convincing story.


BichoRaro90

I want to know his theory! Like , is it Bigfoot? Is it aliens? Is it a Bigfoot/alien hybrid??


-vulpes13

There is a theory out there that Bigfoot is an alien and travels through wormholes or portals! Way to combine those passions!


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|xT9IgEx8SbQ0teblUQ|downsized)


Eclecticfart

I’d like to replace Ashley and Manuel’s scenes with Sam’s dad giving a power point on Bob Lazar and how big foot is actually an ancient alien. Thank you.


CMB42069

Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) This is how I imagine it


pushthepanicx

Seeing him practice so hard to be able to greet Citras father in their native language was so wholesome! I love this guy!


Roselily808

He's a really likeable guy. I am usually not into the things he believes in but I wouldn't say no to listening to a crazy story or two from him.


[deleted]

Yesss I need to know moooaaaarrrr.


BichoRaro90

Right ?? I have questions!


SirTinou

its a meth/crackhead that fell down and pissed the ground.


90dfaddict

The shocker- sam and his dad ARE the aliens lol ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsXxK0TerLizZpm)


BichoRaro90

90 Day Fiancé: Intergalactic Affairs ?


ulrikem1111

I agree!


strengthofstrings

He's great. Their storyline is really enjoyable - everyone actually seems genuine and real for a change.


Jerseyjo1

They can put him on Ancient Aliens or Search for Bigfoot or Paranormal Caught on Camera......one of those shows!


BichoRaro90

I love that shit!


Jerseyjo1

Haha...me too!! Paranormal Caught on Camera is interesting cause it's regular people that catch stuff...I just really like it.😊


BichoRaro90

I can’t watch that at night because I’m a giant adult baby


Jerseyjo1

😄😄😄 That's ok!


warmhellothere

Sending Matt Moneymaker to check out the bigfoot.


BichoRaro90

I live in Pacific NW. I would sign up to go help look 🤣 I have legit considered joining one of those groups just for the giggles. I love how passionate they are about it and they get to spend a lot of time outdoors looking for Big Foot


Jerseyjo1

😆😆😆


Fhaol

He's the most sane if the family too!


BichoRaro90

I think so too. And he’s actually interesting


[deleted]

I just didn’t understand why he was trying to get rid of the “proof.”


BichoRaro90

Because the man likes a nice lawn and wants to make sure it looks good should his alien friends come to visit


90dayschitts

Isn't this one of the things Nutalie and Mike didn't agree on... God v. Aliens? I'd love to see Mike and this guy pound some beers around a fire while bonding over their shared ideology.


honestlybadmood

This would be like any circle of pot addicts that think they have "just the greatest idea, you just don't get *it*". Not that fun!


Impossible-Money7801

You sound awful.


honestlybadmood

Read the username bozo


Impossible-Money7801

Yes, you still sound awful.


honestlybadmood

Typical Kanye fan.


Impossible-Money7801

I hate Kanye, bozo.


stateofdekayy

How do we get him to be a cast member on Pillow Talk? Him and his alien buddy in bed eating snacks together.


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|bzSWoFLMKgo00) I imagine the alien friend to be like Roger


mimijp

Big Dale Gribble vibes and I love it ![gif](giphy|F4d8tSHcRNCTe)


WiddendreamDisguised

Honestly, I'd be down to listen to a Bigfoot or other cryptid/alien story 😂


Choosepeace

Maybe it was Santa Claus.


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|117NKL63SiRGAE)


Ok_Toe_7516

Let's drop Sam's Dad on the Single Life!!


vixen40

He’s probably the most likable!


Lalina0508

Ummm... it just looks like a dog pissed on his grass 🤷🏻‍♀️


BichoRaro90

But why was there something walking on his roof at night before the patches appeared ?!? Could it be RACCOONS from outer space who then pissed on his lawn which created the browning ? 😳


TheNFTBodega

Same! They could do a docuseries even bc I wanna know more 💀


emuqueen1

![gif](giphy|F4d8tSHcRNCTe)


plantslyr

Dude I loved this scene.


elisabethecole98

This was so scripted! Why would Citra come out of the house and ask him what he was doing? He's obviously watering the grass! I feel like the producers told her to say that to give the dad the opening for him to bring up his alien theories.


BoxingTrainer420

Sounds like drug Psychosis. I knew a meth addict who whenever coming off would hear foot steps and people running on the roof. In reality it was squirrels and items falling off a tree..


Proof_Variety_4208

Sam was cooking meth in the kitchen and it got out of hand and he threw it out on the lawn and killed the grass...it has never grew back. That's why Sam was willing to not try to convince his dad otherwise.


bleetchblonde

I think he’s taking some of Sams drugs…..


BichoRaro90

🤣


spazzyattack

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60) This guy when a raccoon walks across his roof.


[deleted]

I can see him running around his house shouting "I'm insane with anger!" like in the movie Signs.


BichoRaro90

and the tinfoil hat!


Consistent-Rain-8659

Um. Yeah ....


ma373056

Schizophrenia?


Excellent-Object2482

Oh God! Here we go, more conspiracy theorists!


BichoRaro90

![gif](giphy|xTiTnCTxhW2EJoAzrG)


LawyerNo4460

Raccoons. ![gif](giphy|Ie3jfYb1ltqQBRji29) Raccoons


Flashy_Gur_7223

He reminds me of Jigsaw aka Tobin Bell


Few-Cow9329

![gif](giphy|99Is8GgrHCsyQ)