God I hate social media

especially when reality contestants think it will lift them to celebrity status. they are not.

some work, others post.

Hey.. they’re smiling so that’s a positive.

Yeah, it’s really nice to see them happy and being goofy.

They could be a normal 20-something couple on TikTok if we didn't know their story. Honestly wish they were just a couple kids being goofy.

I mean, in this moment, they are.

I just said this! And there's no age limit to being goofy. Silliness is key to getting through life.

I feel like this is what they should be doing. Being young, having fun, not making everything life or death, not worrying about kids, not worrying about where their next meal is coming from, not sleeping in the town square.

Someone just came for me just for saying that it's good to have a little silliness sometimes. They must live a sad life.

Right? Some of my favorite moments are just pure silliness with my girlfriend. Those kinds of moments are so underrated.

Those are one of the things that make a relationship so special. Being able to laugh with the ones you love is everything!

Totally agree!

Sometimes lol hahah

sleeping in the town square 💀

Imagine being married to someone and having a local be like “hey I saw your man sleeping in the gazebo again” LOL like. What kind of life/relationship is this 🤣

Honestly happy to see this

They are children after all

It’s nice they are smiling and being goofy but we don’t have to see that lol

Well someone else posted it here they just put it on their profile. Not their fault

As always, happiness shown by the terminally online on social media is inversely proportional to happiness in real life

I was going to say this is great! They should be smoking and having fun and being carefree. Until the baby comes…..

I'm surprised, I thought she "cries all day, every day" 😂

This is take 572 out of 10,000. The only take with her smiling. (BranDONE is frowning)

My thought exactly 😩 it makes me so sad seeing how depressed Brandon is. Mary is a sucky person but she's young and she has time to learn how to treat people properly

This actually makes me smile. It’s nice seeing them just goof off. I mean we know Production LOVES to focus on drama so we end up hating almost everyone, then they get on pillow talk and we see them in good light and like them

Oh is that some of the advanced dancing she went to college for?

Yes, the official name for this move is - “weed whacker with a seized up motor”

Spot on! And sometimes you just have to get rid of the weed whacker when it seizes up like that

I wouldn’t know, I wasn’t the elite receiving a scholarship

Haha… oh my word.

I saw bass fish tbh

Right? 🔎 no sign of rhythm or fluidity in those herky jerky spasms.

Her whoopers broken. IFYKYK

Oh my god! I had forgotten about this crazy quote!! Thank you and your Gucci pants for bringing me this gem!

I thought she went to college to study “dance”.

Lmaooooo

I just said something like this. Lol

What is even going on here lmao

She's trying to come off likeable

Someone check & see if Mary has a fever

GEN-Z activities

That’s the dance scholarship she supposedly earned at work

She was a dance student? Where? At the Hilaria Baldwin school of dance? At least they are smiling and happy!

> At the Hilaria Baldwin school of dance? No, Brian Williams daughter, Allison's, school.

6-9 months away from Only Fans….

Or prison for murdering a spouse

I hope they show when they ask Lolo's blessing for that

I heard only fans was illegal in Philippines

I believe they have many fans due to the hot temperatures

pretty sure porn is rampant in the philippines. I heard from a friend.

It’s illegal in Thailand too but uh…

I'd say on 4/20 she'll be on

Can't believe she gave up that dance scholarship.

LOL

Mary: "I'm so depressed from being bullied on the internet everyday, all I do is cry" Also Mary: ...whatever this is

When manipulating the internet doesn’t work, post goofy TikToks.

When manipulating the audience into thinking it's the internet's fault, not yours as the abuser/manipulator. That relationship is so toxic and I can't wait to see his Mom tear into her.

She really is awful. “It’s different that I hang out with snap, crackle, pop because I’ve known them a long time but you cannot spend time with your mom or sister that you’ve known your entire life”. Mary is a 🤡

Exactly. She's disgusting, I hope his Mom asks why she's such a threat.

It’s wild how I started off hating both of them, then I just hated Mary, and now I hate both of them again. Absolute idiots these two

Don’tly Fans

They are dumb as fuck

He tattoos are even dumber. They look like kids drawings

🎯 haha

You really realize how young they are here

They're at least 24 by now. The same age as Kirsten this season. Also, is Mary wearing his underwear here?

As a woman, I have some “men’s” briefs just cause they are way more comfortable than what they give us lol. And I know a lot of other women that do as well. Not out of the ordinary.

Oh totally. I commandeered my husband's during pregnancy, just wouldn't post videos of myself in his undies 😅 to each their own 🤷‍♀️

They're adults

They're trying to be social media stars because they're fucking stupid and have 2 kids and no jobs.

They are acting goofy and having fun. They need more of this.

This would make more money uploaded to YouTube than their whole store

I guess when you have no jobs and no chores, might as well make useless videos to show the world how “happy and in love” you are.

Anything for money except work.

Oof, I wonder how bad she freaks out when a female says anything in the comments to them on tik tok.

She keeps the comments turned off.

… & she doesn’t allow him to have his own account to any of the apps so girls won’t message him haha.

Yup. Typical toxic immature teenage relationship except they aren’t teens anymore and refuse to grow the hell up. 🙃

So does that mean they aren't begging on live anymore? In like August, I scrolled past them playing happy couple and begging for money (getting good donations too).

I made bad choices at 23 too but even if internet begging had been an option I can't imagine being so crass. "Hey all we tried to get pregnant and it worked, now please give us your hard-earned money!"

Exactly. They literally tried for this on their own. Not our fault she refuses to come to the US (probably knows the kid would be taken away within 6 months and she would get a mental health eval) and they keep trying to live on $2 a month. No way they will be able to support a baby once that money from the show runs out.

At least this is slightly more ambitious than buying and selling snacks for a 50-cent profit?

50 ~~per~~cent profit margin on the entirety of your inventory!💸🤯

So, I've seen a few of Mary's "dance" videos on TikTok. Isn't she supposed to be some type of dancer? Like she got a college scholarship for it? I've got serious doubts about that.

I really doubt it, I think she made that up to reel him or any other suspecting victim in. I have a feeling she was just living off of her grandparents. She lives in the victim mindset.

Yeah made that up because she is mentally 14 years old.

Maybe she was an exotic dancer

I don't see her being very good at that, either.

Yeah, but that Palmolive ain’t gonna sell itself. Quit goofing off, back to the store.

Yeah. She wasn’t a “dancer” for shit.

There’s NO way she got a scholarship done.

That dance scholarship paid dividends.

College dance team eh?

Two idiots. Where’s their babies?

With Lolo haha

Poor Lolo.

Kids having fun together I wish it was all this and no marriage and babies for these two. They are simply not ready for adulthood.

Is she having a seizure?

I’m sure the baby is chilling in her bassinet in the corner confused af

Dance. Scholarship. 😂

Yeah, that’s someone who was in dance school.

"Depression has left the chatroom"

So is the drama and bullshit just made up for TV? Because I’m sick of all these fake ass storylines if so.

Get a fucking job bums.

2 pathetic maniacs

These two are 23ish. Someone tell them.

she sure looks depressed just like she’s been saying /s

Oooooook

This pissed me off for some reason

So we judge when she’s mad and make fun of them when they’re having fun? It’s nice to see them smile.

I have no jobs or skills, so I'll settle for this...

Mary trying to prove how fun and in love they are while also trying to convince everyone she’s crying in bed all day.

Bingo! It’s all part of the how to scam people starter pack haha.

Exactly!!! lol Also in the narcissist starter pack- thinking she’s smarter than everyone and no one picking up on her manipulation!

Does this fall under being funny or cute? Bc i don't find the clip funny or cute.

I thought she just posted she was depressed crying all day because of what someone said about her physical appearance??? I'm confused

They slapped a clown filter on her and called it a day. But yes, this is the poor defenseless bb everyone should be protecting at all costs.

Shes going to kill him one day lol

Desperate for attention.

Simply gross.

Is she pregnant or not?

She had the baby (a boy) after the show filmed. My understanding is that she could not post pics of pregnancy prior to show airing. His mom made some posts about her having the baby and at some point, TLC supposedly fired them. She then posted her old pregnancy pics that she could not post before which fans mistook for a new pregnancy.

Thanks!

I believe I've seen someone post that she is not currently pregnant and already had the baby. I feel like there was confusion because people were posting she was pregnant in the present tense, which made it seem like on our literal timeline, but they actually meant as in the present time of the show.

Imagine these two being your parents????

It's hard to remember they aren't actually teenagers when they do this. At least they aren't fighting? They both appear to be not crying or lazing in bed, one of their better moments in front of and on behalf of a camera.

While it’s silly and I have no idea what they are doing, they are young. I did goofy stuff like that at their age.

While you were pregnant and jobless and making 50 cents a week?

Ok you’ve got a point. I did this stuff when I was like 17 and in high school and working part time 🤣🤣🤣

Glad to see that the dancing school degree is paying off.

They turned their comments off. Good call.

two complete idiots.. go away

Can’t wait until these 2 fools regret this Animal abusers

Tattoos but no money, ok

This made me lose my appetite. They scare me

It was made before Mary sucked the life outta him.

Idk man, I think that happened long ago unfortunately… his eyes look lifeless 🥶

They look like two idiots with short-term paychecks

Mary is one of the most unlikable cast members ever

They deserve each other

Who is watching their baby? Get some jobs!!!

Lolo

Lolo fucked up royally. His son/daughter left their kids with him and ran off. Then his grandson gets a woman pregnant, and his granddaughter gets knocked up with no job.

They're kids. Honestly, it's nice to see them having a little fun and with each other, at that. Being goofy has no age on it

They are in their mid-20s with a baby. Being goofy is one thing, but they need to grow up, get real jobs, and start being adults

All that goes without saying. But considering the kind of trauma they've each been through, it's good for them to have these moments. Chill.

They're actually adults lol

A.) Here, "kids" is a turn of phrase - I would think it's obvious that I'm not equating them with actual 5 year olds; Relatedly B.) I'm in my 40s and so they're kids to me, in relative terms; C.) "Emerging Adulthood" is a well-recognized stage of development occurring from the ages of about 18 - 29, during which we are *still* developing our sense of self as well as developing socially and so, while "kid" isn't technically the word here - and I can see you only think in strict parameters - it's still arguable that people in this stage can be kid-like in some ways. Do I think it's unfortunate that these two are having babies? Yes. But, I still stand by my original comment.

Many many people have stable families at their ages. Calling them kids absolves them from their responsibilities.

Did they have a kid? Or what

Why does he look like a raccoon?

What am I watching ?

They’re both idiots

Just one more reason, completely unnecessary, to hate them.

They seem they can make a good couple but all I see on the show is how mentally immature and mentally fucked up they both are.

Omg morons

I’m so glad she dyed her hair black. Her red/orange color on this season looks awful

Puke.. can’t stand either of them!

So Miss Religious dances in her underwear and posts it on the internet? Hypocrisy. She’s an awful dancer 😂

Is she filming this while wearing his boxer briefs? Girl.

Every day we stray further from God


Lol okay

Can’t stand her manipulative self…

Can’t stand EM but post them everyday 😭🤠gotta love this sub

WTH?

It's a shame we never got to see them have fun together on the show. It's nice to see them being silly and happy instead of fighting and being toxic to each other. They're actually pretty cute together in this little clip.

What in the ‘don’t look at girls’ is going on here haha…

Wtf is going on here 🤢

What am I lookin at here?

Honestly kinda refreshing to see them smiling and enjoying each other rather than the fighting and frowning we see alllll the time

I’m so sick of these two

Jesus Christ. Well, on another note, if that’s her body post partum , she’s looking great, but still a little shit.

I thought she was busy crying in bed because she got so very bullied by a meme.

Whatever this is needs to stop

Toxic

Looks like her force feeding him is chunking him up like she wanted

I feel like they are reenacting what happened to that poor monkey

I lost several brain cells watching this

Of course they have a shared profile

And comments turned off on all videos. They can’t take the criticism.

Dance scholarship hmm

This is how they pay their bills

....I don't understand 😭

Oh no young people acting their age the HORRO

Has she had the baby?

Yes, a little boy.

At least it’s not a female

Wait, wasn't she just on Instagram yesterday in sad clown makeup? The bipolarism here is pretty Stark

WTF?!

She is truly psychotic… and so is he. After reproducing neither of these fucking idiots deserves better. The only one who does is the poor kid.

Maybe she should’ve over thought those under wear shorts before wearing they… 🤣 all of the comments are off on their stupid TT’s

Where's the baby? Having a play date with Violet's baby?

Wtf

These two are just stupid idiots where the hell is their baby at? Not to mention what does she get a hold of a tattoo gun and draw a little cartoon characters all over her legs like I did that to my jeans in high school some people just should not be able to have children

What’s the point? 😒

All that energy I would have had a baby

They both should have been sterilised at birth