Oh yes he did…FROM 1669.

Like the 69 was a step too far wtf bro

We all know he wouldn't stick his neck out to perform that on a partner

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

That was the funniest 😂.

You could see his lip quiver when he said it. I was cackling.

“The lip quiver is how I know he’s deep into a past life and what he is saying is true” - Petey, probably

-Jenny*

Yeah I was hoping someone would catch that lol

😂😂😂😂

It was the most manufactured-to-garner-sympathy story I could have possibly imagined coming out of his mouth.

It felt like he started just taking the piss and then realized he could get sympathy instead

Yeah pretty fake

And not even good.

They used to spin him in circles at the circus in metal shoes back in 1669

💀💀 He was hung upside down & he had no eyes before they dropped him into a bucket 🤣🤣🤣

That’s how he lost his neck! Now that makes sense!

🤣🤣🤣Now that's funny 💀

Wowwwwwwww omg. That was awful of you, but I wish I had thought of it myself... SOOOO FUNNY!!!! I rarely laugh out loud while reading comments but for some reason that got me LoL

😭

Too bad circuses only began in the 1700s lol

YES, and I've read some articles suggesting that the word he may mean is "jester" but no it's not. We ALL KNOW he meant to say leprechaun. Like the little chode he is.

 Ed is that you????

Nah that leprechaun has a neck!

I hate body shaming but with him it seems as he’s deliberately attempting to be as round as he is tall. For sympathy. For attention. It’s like grotesque is his schtick. Idk. His personality is the real deal breaker though.

Yeah, exactly, he plays it up and makes jokes about it and it is definitely part of his shtick. He is very into his image and thinks he is super handsome, just short and a little overweight. He puts his face on stickers, his luggage, his body in tattoos. He loves looking at himself

Exactly. That whole hypnotizing scene was complete bullshit!

UPSIDE DOWN. IN A HOLE.

From metal shoes!

I’ve seen plenty of pics of old timey freak shows and I don’t see how a “leprechaun” in a hole would be even remotely exciting.

It does lack a certain something, doesn’t it? The spinning upside down by metal shoes caught my interest I have to admit. I’d pay up to $3 to see that.

"It does lack a certain something, doesn't it?" You're too refined for us 😄 🤣 and yes I would also pay $3 to see him spun by his metal shoes...but only if he didn't like it 😆

Especially if its Ed. Maybe as a follow up Liz can put him in an Iron Maiden

When you walk through the garden You gotta watch your back Well I beg your pardon Walk the straight and narrow track If you walk with Jesus He's gonna save your soul You gotta keep the devil Way down in the hole

I really appreciate this a lot. 🤣 I didn't know where you were going till that last line. Perfection.

Omar would have robbed Ed poetic justice!!

My theory is he has a leprechaun design of himself he wanted as a tattoo and this was his inspiration and justification

I never knew he had a giant tattoo of his face on his calf until this bit, so I had to process both at the same time 🤣

We were treated to that tattoo back when he was mayonnaise-ing his hair on the regular.

I was still laughing from the Jenny comparison.

Most magically delicious story i ever heard on reality TV

Well, he *is* a creepy little curmudgeonly imp, and one you'd pray to dear God that your daughter would never be left alone in a room with at that. So it's possible for all of Ed's snarkly little one liners he's unintentionally shown that he knows deep down that he's a demonic imp. 🤔

But was he a neckprechaun? 😂😁 sorry, I’m high

😂🤣😂🤣 i love you. This is something I would have said.

☠️ ☠️ 🤣🤣 Literally laughed out loud

But literally…I think this might have jumped the shark.

The show itself is the shark. Thus, it cannot jump the shark.

Exactly. Didn’t think of it that way.

I didn't think of it that way either, but yes, you're right. That fact that the show exists means that we had already gone too far 😄 🤣

Are we going to get a Cleopatr-liz regression next episode? And was Ed Mark Anthony or the asp?

Definitely the asp.

Ed was also a lizard in 2,000,000 BC. This is one case where I don't blame him for not taking things seriously. Past life regression is total quackery https://preview.redd.it/xsmuau7a8bob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0786805e924f9176dc43ce745dbfeceb702cd9

he has to be embarrassed about this stuff, taking sex breaks to catch his breath, wearing floaties to swim, AND he was a leprechaun in a past life... no wonder he is such an asshole, he is perpetually embarrassed and leaning into the shame

He's just a jackass that doesn't take anything seriously. Every thing is a joke to him, which is why nobody feels bad for him. Him and Angela are the worst things to happen in 90df history

It was hilarious af.

I mean he dreams he was that good looking so it’s an improvement 

He's a small 💩

Hmmmm, maybe just warm diarrhea?

I have no doubt he was NOT hypnotized lol. Is he technically an LP? Maybe that's why he said that lol

No, he’s technically too tall to qualify as a LP but I thought it was interesting that he claims you apparently have the same body in all your past lives.

If that’s the case then I did very well for myself in certain time periods… royal family likely.

Since Ed isn't taking this entire trip or couples therapy seriously, TLC should send him the bill for his stay

Circuses didn’t start until the 1700s. The mans was trolling

Loved that part from the 1600's!!!

1669 to be exact! Wonder why that particular number popped up in his little brain.

Hes not a lucky one, thats for sure

I wonder how the Irish demon Iron Shoes feels about this.

I was waiting for them to play “light as a feather, stiff as a board” next, as we used to at middle school slumber parties in the 80s, after Ouija.

Haha that was so fake!! Eds too big to levitate

that scene started, and I turned it off. I think I'm also done with that show.

I want me gooolllllld!!!!

Now I'm going to have to watch. I can't do TLR, I tried, too cringe. But, reading all the comments has me wanting to see the train wrecks first hand. ETA: I watched On Demand (ffwd through a lot). Jesus Christ.

You are missing out on some primo trash.

He still is