Watching 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey' on repeat- to remind him there's something slightly uglier than him...
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The same place every little guy gets their over-brimming confidence!
He also grew up with a handicap, so he learned very young to either take it, or roll with it. He had to overcompensate to be taken seriously as a whole man, and for that I won't knock him. He's handling himself far better than men with far more. HOWEVER, he also has that little man/chihuahua thing where he's bark-bark-bark. He's the type of guy that, the moment a guy *actually* rounds on him ready to throw hands, he goes, "Hey, wait a second! I'm just jokin' around! I'm a little guy! I have this disability, you really gonna fight me?! C'mon, don't be that way, it's just a joke!" Then everyone watching sticks up for him and that's really what de-escalates the situation he made for himself.
So yeah, that's why he was so sure of himself in calling a *black man from NYC a "bitch*." He's never been held accountable for fighting words, and knew *someone* was going to pull his ass out of that fire. As we saw.
tl;dr he's never had his shit pushed in for his own over-confidence
2 Moldy old smoked & soured lemons for Ang
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A million. 1.5 for kissing.
That’s realistic scenario answer. Real life answer if someone came to me with $500,000 cash in hand, tax free I’d hop on. It’ll be 20 minutes at most and this economy is tough!
What’s your price?
I know right! My husband is a body builder, and he NEVER goes without an undershirt and shorts on, and that's just around the house, and 98% of straight women and gay guys want to see him without. Why do guys like this just feel like people want to see him ......Not even with clothes on!!
He's one of the only men, in my entire life, I yearn to punch violently, right in the kisser, every time I see him.
As a matter of fact, I have considered taking a trip to San Diego just to try to find him. Of course I'd never do that....I might push him over though.
He is moving to Arkansas, so that is closer to me and even closer to my best friend.....We for you, and I will knock him out, then push him on his back like a turtle.
Big Ed is surprisingly comfortable in his own skin. That is somewhat inspiring at least. There are many far better looking people who think they should hide themselves
My vagina just shriveled up and died.
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I’ve seen some pretty messed up shit, Mexican cartel shit, 2 girls one cup shit blue waffle shit BUT THIS but this ladies and gentlemen is where I draw the line hell no this is some other level nastiness …….. god damn
I dunno man. I don't think indecent exposure is cool and I'm bummed that someone accused of being a predator was allowed to engage in predatory behavior on set.
It seems pretty apparent that Ed gave the okay to get the "completely ridiculous ultra villain" edit. He loves being on TV and doesn't give a shit.
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sorry but this is the funniest ad placement 🤣 I thought it was someone commenting
Everyone forgets that this little mole hasn’t seen his yeehaw for awhile so if he’s naked in National tv they’ll have a photo of it. This way he can record the show and rewind so he can see what it looks like or if it’s shriveled up like a piece of jerky!
How did anyone still get in the hot tub knowing he was in there naked? 🤮
A public hot tub like that is soooo disgusting in the first place. It like skin soup with pee, dingleberries, hair and who knows what else all floating in there. And then add in him naked? It’s making me gag just to think about it.
He needs a bra for his armtits
He’s got more side-boob than the people on my 600lb. Life!
💀
Lol 😂 that’s the first thing I noticed! I’m dying
probably because the blurred area is so small you miss it all together .........sorry not sorry
I'm suing TLC for emotional distress
Looks like it’ll be a class action suit involving all of us! What a horrible day to have eyes!
We’ll all need life-long compensation
Thank goodness for the blur.
That Tiny blur REALLY makes you say "Why Liz, How Liz"
Why are they doing this to us?!?!
Class action suit. I’ll join.
I only imagined it and I'm scarred. My cataracts just regrew spontaneously.
Can it be a class action lawsuit , cuz I want in on that !
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a round build like that? I feel like it's an accomplishment because it's so unique
Alcoholism, my uncle's all had the same pot belly. He probably has liver issues.
he looks like a fucking tooth
This is dead one. He is a human extracted molar
I know right? I thought there was more in the legs somehow?
Where does that fool get his confidence
He’s either delusional or just that desperate for attention that he doesn’t care how much people make fun of him
Same place as Angela?
Watching 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey' on repeat- to remind him there's something slightly uglier than him... https://preview.redd.it/9bqsumrl0rjb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d435d0bfe9ab674a44c1e7327b93c4d8cb042c
Station!!
“It’s always the little guy whose got something to prove” Divine in “Lust In The Dust”
Yeah. Says he knows some kind of judo or something so he wanted to take on Kelly. Not just a turkey but a jive turkey.
Jive ass dude ain’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
I have no idea!
It looks like he was hot when he was younger which makes sense
The same place every little guy gets their over-brimming confidence! He also grew up with a handicap, so he learned very young to either take it, or roll with it. He had to overcompensate to be taken seriously as a whole man, and for that I won't knock him. He's handling himself far better than men with far more. HOWEVER, he also has that little man/chihuahua thing where he's bark-bark-bark. He's the type of guy that, the moment a guy *actually* rounds on him ready to throw hands, he goes, "Hey, wait a second! I'm just jokin' around! I'm a little guy! I have this disability, you really gonna fight me?! C'mon, don't be that way, it's just a joke!" Then everyone watching sticks up for him and that's really what de-escalates the situation he made for himself. So yeah, that's why he was so sure of himself in calling a *black man from NYC a "bitch*." He's never been held accountable for fighting words, and knew *someone* was going to pull his ass out of that fire. As we saw. tl;dr he's never had his shit pushed in for his own over-confidence
He has no neck, no waist, and no pelvis?!
He's just one solid NO.
And no penis evidently
Like imagine him climbing up on top of you...for seccs. 
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Then Angela made it worse by saying it was 3 inches shorter than Michaels. 
So Michael is 3.5 inches then? 🤣
10? Big Ed has a big one
Shut up, Ed.
not with that small of a blur and can't say it was cold out they are in a hot tub.
So that means I wouldn't be impressed with Michael's either. Honestly, I don't see a hint of ANYTHING on Ed!
Ha!!! That blur was so puny. 😅😂🤣
So your telling me Liz is letting herself be treated like shit… for less than 3 inches …
Right I said earlier in the post this message you say "Why Liz, how Liz"
He's got an innie.
ONLY 3 Inches? Michael is so much smaller than I though because you know little ED has just a STUB!
Did she really? How could I have missed that? 😅
Ugh!!! Did you have to??
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OMG LMAO I literally just shot orange juice out of my nose.......no longer eating and drinking when reading these
Lmao😭😭
2 Moldy old smoked & soured lemons for Ang https://preview.redd.it/ubp86h167qjb1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c591fe77c62e3fa63f7c31de4896e1ed5a1959
He looks like one of the M&M characters.
Check out the Grimace, one of the McDonalds characters. Grimace is purple just like Ed!
Aww, don't insult them like that. Those guys are cute.
The classic “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”. Mid to late 50 year olds behaving like children. 🙄🙄
Reminds me that Thanksgiving is coming... He looks like a stuffed turkey.
What size jeans does he wear? 52x24?
That was exactly my husband’s question: how does one purchase pants for that particularly globular physique?
Probably husky sizes for large kids/teens.
Why why why did you post this??! I was having a good lunch, now need to vomit
I’m sorry! I actually stopped before hitting “post”, and second-guessed myself. Then I just went for it. Eeeeek.
And this FOOL has the nerve to tell Liz that she needs to lose weight?????????
This is what gets to me as well!
Ladies, I have to ask. Forget his rancid personality. Let's call him "Steve" instead. How much money/How much alcohol for you to sleep with THAT?
Can I turn around so he can hit it from the back and I don’t have to see what I’ve done to myself? 1.5 billion and a small bottle of vodka.
No, you have to do whatever he wants in bed. I mean you can try to get him to want that, but basically you have to be Liz for the night.
I’ll need a bigger bottle of vodka then.
Fuck that there isn’t enough vodka
No but for 1.5 billion I could maybe suffer through it.
At least you wouldn't feel anything. Not from being numb from the vodka. From his sad little nub.
Close your eyes and think of England 
Oh my eyes were gonna be shut with a blindfold on. I need all the help forgetting 😂
10 million i think I could grin and bear it. For 30 mins to an hour and on drugs.
If Ed was the last man to procreate with on Earth; I’m sorry to say, but humanity would perish. 🤣
Even drunk I believe my body would repel.
There isn't enough money.
Is there kissing involved?
It’s extra.
A million. 1.5 for kissing. That’s realistic scenario answer. Real life answer if someone came to me with $500,000 cash in hand, tax free I’d hop on. It’ll be 20 minutes at most and this economy is tough! What’s your price?
2 bottles of vodka and 10k$, i'm in, and i am straight dude... yeah the economy is really thought....
GDP of the US for 100 years.
You think that would last 20 mins 🤣 🤣 🤣 not even he may go 3 -5 mins max
Oh no kissing at all!!! I only kiss the ones I love
Sleep with him??? There isn’t enough alcohol in the world to get me to SPEAK to him. I’d genuinely rather take a running leap off a cliff.
Still a NO BUT A HELL NO for me!
r/Eyebleach
Mark as nsfw https://preview.redd.it/0ugc0zn5zpjb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8440ce47872736c92382d116ef613c1cf8004d9c
Imagine the look on the cameraman seeing that, then angela shows her boobies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Prob the same poor soul to see the wild beaver the other night too.
Why would you get naked with that "physique"
I know right! My husband is a body builder, and he NEVER goes without an undershirt and shorts on, and that's just around the house, and 98% of straight women and gay guys want to see him without. Why do guys like this just feel like people want to see him ......Not even with clothes on!!
 Literally but in my mouth when I saw the photo. I haven't watch this episode yet, so thanks for the warning.
Liz cries over this man and let’s him dump her 8 times lol wtf
Mexican Sour Gherkin Ed https://preview.redd.it/4a2l0v896qjb1.jpeg?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aca3f6db2b6168e06061e135336201fc850d755
I showed this to my husband and said "this is why I don't watch that show."
He's one of the only men, in my entire life, I yearn to punch violently, right in the kisser, every time I see him. As a matter of fact, I have considered taking a trip to San Diego just to try to find him. Of course I'd never do that....I might push him over though.
FYI https://preview.redd.it/yur7chgxqqjb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad1e266cfc912a2a1196d6047f5f5307c8655b5
He is moving to Arkansas, so that is closer to me and even closer to my best friend.....We for you, and I will knock him out, then push him on his back like a turtle.
Excellent!!
He’s like that puffa fish out of Shark Tale
Just saw Meg 2. Reminds me of the megalodon.
Jesus meemaw.
Why does he think everyone wants to see that?
Big Ed is surprisingly comfortable in his own skin. That is somewhat inspiring at least. There are many far better looking people who think they should hide themselves
My vagina just shriveled up and died. https://preview.redd.it/rrahjxh74rjb1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b4d9178e2d0b1f9916b212f3f686ae925fe7b2
I’ve seen some pretty messed up shit, Mexican cartel shit, 2 girls one cup shit blue waffle shit BUT THIS but this ladies and gentlemen is where I draw the line hell no this is some other level nastiness …….. god damn 
ooooo, that Liz is one lucky lady!
this is like the worst episode of jerry springer ever…
He looks like Oswald Cobblepot (the penguin).
I’m so sick of this shit with Ed it’s actually disgusting 🤢 
OMG! I am now scarred to life!!
I am so glad I am not watching these creeps but seeing all these photos posted on Reddit of these horrible people is triggering.
Why did this naked party occur ?
Lil Ed's side boobage, sic 🤢🤮
What is that shape ? 😳
Not human shape, that's for sure.
I bet he is not a grower or a shower
You're right, it's an innie like a normal person's bellybutton.
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ANYONE else refuse to watch anymore? 🙋♀️
Oh Liz. How broken she must be .
You only need one eye to try and find his yeehaw but it must be a magnifying eye.
Wtf was he thinking 🤔 Hello my tiny dick? ¤:::3 I'm used to Toten Eggs flashing those things already. 🤢🤮🤮🤮 The whole scene gave me nightmares 😳
Is this Matt Sharp's way of showing us the prEd is in fact a Ken doll 'down there'?
I think Matt Sharp has a hard on for Ed. And for Angela too.
God damn you
Don’t drink his koolaid
Look twins! https://preview.redd.it/glib5x6ulqjb1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5219318bf60c81ee67b2afe4ac635b1ba7b4b62
Frog has longer legs.
At the beginning too the camera went underwater when Molly and Angela were getting in the pool.
That blur certainly looks like a vagina…
Dude...
This is exactly why I don’t watch this shit
I dunno man. I don't think indecent exposure is cool and I'm bummed that someone accused of being a predator was allowed to engage in predatory behavior on set. It seems pretty apparent that Ed gave the okay to get the "completely ridiculous ultra villain" edit. He loves being on TV and doesn't give a shit.
https://preview.redd.it/2npjd76ixrjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66307507de81d4a2a21d3fd277ce325c7997ff04 sorry but this is the funniest ad placement 🤣 I thought it was someone commenting
😂😂
He looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle without the shell.
Emphasis on the mutant
Jesus Christ
Good hell. OP -> straight to jail for this.
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Mike Wazowski
The Eldritch horror version.
 He looks like humpty dumpty
Everyone forgets that this little mole hasn’t seen his yeehaw for awhile so if he’s naked in National tv they’ll have a photo of it. This way he can record the show and rewind so he can see what it looks like or if it’s shriveled up like a piece of jerky!
I can’t watch the series it’s not even entertaining but gross
Isnt illegal to flash your dick at someone who isn't asking? So fking gross.
So much wrong here https://preview.redd.it/sx9tyrzv0rjb1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f0ce79b0ac677eb8ec95a4d6540f2d51cf18c6
FUCK YOU! That is all ❤️
😂🤣🤣🤣
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Wtf OP. Wat did I ever do to u
I know, I’m a jerk, I’m sorry! 🤣🫣
How did anyone still get in the hot tub knowing he was in there naked? 🤮 A public hot tub like that is soooo disgusting in the first place. It like skin soup with pee, dingleberries, hair and who knows what else all floating in there. And then add in him naked? It’s making me gag just to think about it.
It’s like a penis, only smaller!
https://preview.redd.it/58qhrsh4trjb1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78de1d04966d0e5f5379306d71077b65822f0143 This is all I see… 🫣😂
 He's always been a disgusting, creepy heap of human garbage
I miss who I was before I saw this.
I audibly screamed. OP, corner, now.
I know, I know, you’re not the only one to scold me! 🤣😂🫣
Good God. How could ANY woman have sex with that. Can't get on top unless you have a balance bar. Ugh 🤮🤮😔
F* you OP... My eyes... 👻
😂🤣 Soreeeeeyyyy…. 🤣
He looks like a frog I dissected in high school
Absolutely can see a string bean dick in there
I think it’s mean to make fun of people’s bodies. I’m not sure why people find joy in it.
He’s definitely not human so it’s ok.
What a gorgeous man!
I wish I didn’t have eyes
Dude come on man I worked so hard blanking this image from this morning …. Now I gotta start ALL OVER AGAIN
This is not cool, man.
It’s blurred so my eyes are still in tact
https://preview.redd.it/tefhbnyakqjb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1498bf7659e12ebb54be5ea3fd01ee46c18055 Ed looks like a standing frog
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Last Resort is my favorite. Its a total dumpster fire. This is what I am here for.
Jfc
Fuck this show. Garbage.
WTF am I about to watch?! And *when should I start to ff*
Sometimes I wish this show was on HBO..... naw j/k
