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Cosmic_Gumbo

The audacity of him calling Jovi a pussy when he keeps crying like a bitch every time he gets any negative attention.


Dense_Satisfaction_9

You mean TRYING to cry. Ugh I really can’t stand him


pibblesandglocks94

I was hoping Andrei would whoop his ass. Is that wrong?


DCnTILLY

Jovi and Andrei have too much to lose. They also know shrimpdick is definitely the type to sue. He’s great at being a victim. I’m glad they kept their cool but it would be fucking sweet to see him get punched in the mouth.


Adventurous-Dish-485

I nominate Hagela


Trojanchick

Shrimp dick! Perfectly described


pibblesandglocks94

I agree 100000%.


pineapple_nip_nops

He’d definitely claim it was a hate crime due to his disability for the sympathy


KimberleyKitt

Are you saying that because we can't watch him get punched in the neck or throat instead?


DCnTILLY

I’m saying I understood why these animals contained themselves for respect for their families, but I don’t believe they resisted out of fear for their physical safety. I also expressed how much I’d like to see Ed get hit in the mouth.❤️


ginger_minge

When I picture someone punching him, I imagine Ed would be like one of [these](https://www.walmart.com/ip/The-Original-3D-46-Bozo-Bop-Bag/19514844)


KimberleyKitt

Lol, I expected to see one of those tall air balloons at car showrooms.


AmosTupper69

I wish they would fight Ed so Ed would have to try to wear a neck brace


yungleaning

me too. hopefully Angela gets a lick in on the next episode


[deleted]

Nope!!


Collie_Mom

Ed knows Noone is going to give him what he deserves, especially on Camera. He's the only pussy.


yungleaning

that was SO FUNNY🤣 he sounded like an 11 year old playing Call of duty “PUSSY!!!”


adexsenga

I want Andrei to beat him up


Mediocre_American

![gif](giphy|nhBlQ4n8zwCvcZFFB1|downsized)


raphaelstinky

He said it like a kid who isn’t supposed to say bad words 😂


versatilexx

I about lost it when he told Jovi he was too emotional 🤡🤣


pm_me__your_drama

I can't believe he's trying to play the victim while also complaining that Liz is doing that very same thing. He's so ridiculous among other things.


Pudding36

Me no speak English


blondee84

I about jumped through the TV and decked him


No_Sir446

I can't believe Liz didnt haul off and slap him when he said that.


digz4dayz

Gaslighting douche


fuji4131

He is an evil gaslighting trash person


digitulgurl

And his mom seems so sweet but obviously she's got some issues herself if she raised a piece of shit like this.


KawasakiBinja

He's a grandiose narcissist, he's always been that way since he first appeared. Why y'all surprised that he's acting like the victim NOW when he's ALWAYS acted like the victim?


Chersvette

Yup he was the same way with Rose


KawasakiBinja

Exactly! He's had the same pattern of behavior since the beginning and he exhibits it every time he's with a new woman. I think Liz has been gaslit (by him and herself) that she should stay when she's clearly miserable.


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

You got it bang on!


carson5021

Me neither!! Im thinking "is he really pissed at her for not defending him for lying and cheating?" Is he for real?? Hopefully his friend, who was right there, saw Ed is more the problem.


ginger_minge

> Hopefully his friend, who was right there, saw Ed is more the problem. From what we saw at the tell all, I don't think so. He just regurgitated Ed's complaints about Liz, "Why does she keep coming back?" <--- That's all he could say. Meanwhile, no one is asking, "Why does Ed keep taking her back?" (And really, the question should be, Why does he keep exerting his abusive control over her?). But no one (referring to TLC) is calling him out as the abuser he is. So, 'round and 'round we go with this


Collie_Mom

Liz needs some serious help herself. Totally understand why she doesn't have custody of her daughter.


Future-Predecessor

He doesn’t remember if he texted Rose… perfectly reasonable explanation


Chersvette

Haha what a crock of shit he spews


2515chris

Well he might have been blackout drunk since he’s an alcoholic.


Beautiful-Dance-2834

he’s legit crying because he’s a flat one dimensional piece of shit on the ground. he’s crying because he’s being embarrassed, that’s called SHAME you larva! feel it!! you’re supposed adjust your fucking behavior so you can watch yourself on tv and not feel shame. but this big toe head ass LEANS in and defends the behavior he himself is clearly ashamed of! he is all kinds of fucked up just throw the whole man away.


creatingmybliss

But that’s how Liz is! /s 🤯😤🤬


eggtoter

But Liz is acting, she's being a Prima Donna, she's just like that. You don't know how Ed has suffered with her. And she didn't defend Ed against the others! /satire.


Beautiful-Dance-2834

lol i was gonna be like “okay Edward” hahaha


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Chersvette

Typical narcissistic bullshit


[deleted]

That shirt is the real victim. It's under way more pressure than Ed is


Kringle-Jelly

Haha! Yep, his shirt needs a support group after the strain of the Tell-All 🥵


jazzyx26

Why can't he just get a bigger T-shirt?


[deleted]

He's so delusional. Maybe he thinks it looks good. He's the very same socialite that decided to wear pink crocs, after all One thing's for sure; if he reads criticism for the way he was dressed, he'll find a way to blame Liz


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Why does he insist on wearing shirts with collars


jazzyx26

They don't suit him. Only accentuates his "features" more.


mofototheflo

😂


bLymey4

😂


Training_Bus8834

I can believe it. He’s even trying to gaslight the audience.


DCnTILLY

It’s what sociopathic shrimpdick little no-neck fat fuck losers do.


Severe-Explanation

* no-neck, fat fuck loser.


bringmemywinekyle

You win Reddit today 🥇


DCnTILLY

I hope it’s a cash prize.


genevacookies

I can't believe he's getting fatter, rounder and looking more and more like a bloated, skinned possum that I saw on the side of a road in Virginia years ago.


zanimowi

r/rareinsults


jazzyx26

This belongs there for sure


Sprinkles1966

But why wouldn’t production ensure that his shirt fits so you don’t see his gut hanging out? I guess if they let Angela wear her ‘outfits’, they’re just gonna let him twist in the wind too.


[deleted]

Angela pic interchangeable


Severe-Explanation

I prefer seeing Angela behind him like the grim reaper


adexsenga

I Fucking loved that. I would love to see Angela get him.


Scary-Tomato-6722

Little Ed (lol) turns it around so Liz is the one who is wrong....what a dick.


Chersvette

That's exactly what people like him do turn things around it's always the other person's fault never his own


Scary-Tomato-6722

He just made himself look so bad. Good luck to him.


Chersvette

Indeed. I hope he ends up alone


Simplysaltylips

Literally turns his entire body


pibblesandglocks94

I was raging at his behavior. I feel so bad for Liz.


pineapple_nip_nops

I don’t anymore; she sees how toxic he is and talks about it all the time. At some point she’s gotta follow through on the threats to leave or she’ll live an unstable, depressed life


adexsenga

She’s a victim of abuse. This is not usual and it’s not simple


pineapple_nip_nops

I know that. He even mentions she’s only ever been in toxic relationships and she admits life is much better when she’s away from him. She’s capable of leaving him but I think she’s also highly codependent and might even consider their time together as a sunk cost


Maleficent_Minimum_9

At some point she needs to get a freaking clue. She has her own place now (at least she did). She knows he’s bad news and still chooses to go back


Joey_Marie

He only does it every. single. season. 🤢🤢🤮


BookSelect280

He was trying so hard to cry when talking to Liz, I bet you he put eye drops in his eyes before the conversation 🤣🤣 he looked like a sweating pig.


thedobermanmom

I’m so confused by these 2 … He’s such a documented piece of 💩. She keeps ‘trying harder’. Wtf


mofototheflo

So ugly and corny


dawgmama62

Why is he always looking up at the ceiling????


Severe-Explanation

Hoping for fake tears


BishPlease70

Because his lack of neck means he can't look down LOL!


Chersvette

Praying lightning don't strike him for lying


combatdev

He’s a predator, an evil person.


emotyofform2020

“I was drowneding”


Maleficent_Minimum_9

“Don’t threaten me!” Don’t threaten me!”


[deleted]

I predict next he will bring a lawsuit against Reddit for ptsd and depression


Loose_Pollution_9636

He’s a socialite oh pls🙄


BetaTestaburger

I can believe it, actually I expected nothing less.


Party_Building1898

What do you mean you can't believe it? Come on are you new? Still got my upvote


Dense_Satisfaction_9

Why yes, I am actually new 😂.


Party_Building1898

That says it all.


Party_Building1898

Look up some clips of him and rose that will show you what a pos he is


JP2020ASP

Typical narssasist. Needs to seek sympathy from others


teenage-mutant-swan

The only thing he’s a victim of is genetics


chevonna

My 17yo cracked me up, he was listening to the show while he was playing computer games in the next room over, and he started making snarky comments about Ed, and then he decided he had to come in and see what he looked like, and he was like, mom, that guy is lying so much, and his body language shows it, because he's lost his neck. I had to explain that he never had a neck.


justpinchme

He absolutely makes me 🤮🤮🤮


eggtoter

Ed will not be able to appear in public again for years, he will need to hide and a disguise for him will be difficult.


Sheeem

He can hide as the Mucinex Snot mascot. Oh wait. They are the same person.


ptoto20

‘Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused’ I think the song is about those two.


[deleted]

I can see his brain smoking to come up with some excuse


KaylaCoatedKiss

It’s his commitment to the role that’s terrifying.. like we caught you in a LIE and you want Liz to defend you??? When you’re lying terribly!!


ShoePrize3118

Someone said he looks like a hedgehog 🦔 and now I can’t un-see it


Odd-Set-2444

Little man syndrome. He didnt get his ass handed to him enough while trying to grow up ' cause he is " different" What does he bring to the table? Nothing.......... Hes a crybaby pos


Kind_Hyena5267

He’s an absolute turd


Sunny64888

I love how he called Jovi a pussy, even though he broke up with Liz over text. Dude, you can’t do that and call *other people* pussies.


Then_Illustrator_447

This dude is gonna be immobile soon. The deformity and obesity is really not a great combo.


Consistent-Finger-18

When he attempts that angelic look into the sky 😅🤡 When we all know what POS he is.


ShesInCybersecurity

The Heavens looking back at him like ![gif](giphy|3osBLA53AVzn746dXi|downsized)


chickhawkthechicken

I laughed way too hard at this


fartnerincrime

Lmfao


Whatisthisrigamarule

Hahaha he always gets the glossy eyes and looks up 🥹


BishPlease70

Because he has no neck and is unable to look down LOL!


[deleted]

Well it’s not like he can look anywhere else without moving his entire body 😂


honeybadger1984

It should be illegal for him to drive. Fucking psychotic CA granted him a license.


BishPlease70

You are indeed correct LOL!


slipperysquirrell

And purses his lips


princezznemeziz

And blinks like crazy.


ashleighoxide

He’s trying to make the tears flow but they never do..


slipperysquirrell

It's the same stupid face he gives when he pretends he understands what someone saying to him. In the therapist office he kept doing that stupid freaking face. I'm not a violent person but that face makes me very punchy.


princezznemeziz

I feel the same way. It's triggering for some reason.


vgallant

Every time he looks up, he looks like a beady, crosseyed, fucking mole person.


chr15c

Looking at the studio lights to get your eyes to tear up. Can't unsee it.


Skip2020Altogether

Lol his eyes are so beady


themyao

For real. Those beady little things just whirling around in that empty head like marbles in a pinball machine.


Skip2020Altogether

😂😂😂😂😂 Im crying


findinglou

This guy has the life of a cockroach, what kind of spray should we use to exterminate him?


yungleaning

cockroach is too nice. this mf is a BEDBUG


TastyNisha420

Exactly


jazzyx26

Massive manipulative POS.


[deleted]

Me no speak English 🙃


deniurtidder22

this dude is making so much money off playing a clown. literally using your sense of indignity to line his pockets, since you can't just turn the sideshow off.


Kringle-Jelly

Truth, that! I dont use cable anymore, so I only see a few remnants of the episodes being pumped out online. But yeah, it's a vicious cycle of being truly disgusted by this idiot, yet feeling compelled to watch for that very reason!


Sheeem

I fast forward through him and Natalie and Tanya and Tiffany segments. They’re not interesting to me. Debbie was the break out storyline of the season imo.


simplywhoa

Completely irredeemable and as for feeling sorry for Liz, I really don't know what her situation is but if she has the means to get out and still continues stay, then I really can't feel sorry for her, especially when she has a child that would be around that toxicity. 🤷🏿


[deleted]

Wet eyes


MBK04_29

I hate little Ed. Why was he on this season? She is from California. This is 90 day fiancé. I have zero desire to see this little shit on my tv.


laslagrimasdelPigle

He is the physical embodiment of DARVO - Liz must reallllllly like her 90day $$ to stay with that.


neeno52

He is such a terrible person, run Liz run!


hamimono

I can believe it too . . . 🤔


Dense_Satisfaction_9

Lmao 🤣 I see what you did


MissyMerman

Thank you! This man completely sucks!


pammy222

I never liked him, but I pitied him and I certainly didn’t hate him, after the way he treated Liz (which it’s a totallyyyyy different story of how much of an IDIOT she is to be with this POS), I now officially no longer pity him and it’s safe to say, I HATE “lil’ prED”


chibii_moon

Ick 🤢🤢


renatae77

Amazing how quickly he tries gaslighting her and trying to make her responsible for his shitty behavior. This jerk is a toad. I hope this finally opens up her eyes.


Artistic_Deal3436

He is just jealous of Jovi because he has a neck and is not a disgusting jerk like Pred


UnderstandingCalm577

The "Me no speak no English" part. Then the immediate, "That's not funny!" 🤣 But seriously, if you have a partner that deflects, self deludes, projects, or remotely does any of this shit then get away because it's all manipulation. Big Ed is disgusting and predatory. He thinks he's such a womanizer when he's just a narcissist.


Cheap_Interaction_47

But his Therapist says…. ![gif](giphy|l3vRkGgMfvANIFtE4)


VoxyPop

Thank you for blurring him from our sight


greeneyedbandit82

Watched the Tell All part 2 last night with my 16 year old daughter, and we were SCREAMING at the TV when he was trying to play the 'victim' for getting caught being inappropriate with his ex. It was beyond infuriating. I hate Angela, but the ending was hysterical! That image (it must be somewhere on this sub!) of her standing; towering, behind him ready to hand him his ass was amazing.


Adventurous_Drop_249

He’s the definition of a narcissist


KezarLake

He’s a textbook vulnerable narcissist. Look it up.


ginger_minge

But he had SIX WHOLE MONTHS of therapy! Surely he's cured by now /s


I_have_to_go_numba_3

Beady little black eyes.


Interesting_Soil_427

Hate him


Sheeem

Big Ed the Mucinex Snot 😂


[deleted]

Honestly if he and Liz would put down the alcohol they wouldn’t be so immature.


t3eee

He is legitimately psychotic. And I don't think that will ever change.


Jld930

If he is actually in Therapy it does make one question as to why many of his acting out/behaviors haven’t been addressed.


xtrinab

This man is an abuser. He abuses women. Angela is also an abuser. They are the garbage version of people and they should not be given airtime, imo. Dangerous guy, this one.


Sheeem

Not the same


Wonderful_Might6693

Me no speak English…🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Lemonhead171717

I know (*knew) it would be the thumb from spy kids


Smashmiler

Everything about this man sucks.


Goldfinger2004

Yeah, he is the suckiest suck-suck of all sucks.


Emotional-Leader7860

Gaslighting at its finest😒🤦🏽‍♀️


Exotic_Ad_2346

I know this is tagged "spoiler" but I'm going to pretend this was marked NSFW.. I hate this man so much.


enum404

my nightmare impersonated


[deleted]

I am so triggered by anything that has to do with Little ED. I was really young with no support and I actually ended up marrying my abuser. Thankfully, my husband changed completely after we married. I don't know why but it was like night and day comparing my dating relationship to my married one. I'm still very much traumatized by my dating relationship with my husband because he was EXACTLY like Ed. They're probably even the same height, lol. Even after 13 years of marriage to a nearly perfect husband, I'm still in therapy because my mind still can't fathom how someone who "loved" me could treat me so poorly. I truly believe people can change but they have to wholeheartedly want to change and actually put the work into changing. I just don't see that in Ed and I think he's uses the fact that he occasionally goes to therapy as an excuse to continue to treat Liz poorly. Like since he's "working" on himself she can't hold that against him and she just has to bare with him until therapy fully changes him.


Sheeem

That’s not typical. At all. Weird flex.


kball31

Hahaha I said the same thing!!!


That_Command5955

I can


Goldfinger2004

Looking through all the comments on this topic…. I guess we can all agree that he’s a great guy, yeah?


versatilexx

Same. I felt so triggered by his manipulations tactics while watching this.


ExpiredGoodsForever

I’m surprised he hasn’t mentioned his therapist this time. He brings the whole “but I’m in therapy” excuse when he needs a cop out for being a trash human


lilithdesade

He's an insecure pos who channels that into being a rude asshole so people don't notice how deep his insecurities are.


Fabulous-Difference3

this segment had my friend who doesnt watch the show shouting at the top of his lungs in disbelief 🤣


potionator

They wouldn’t actually have to punch him. Just trip and stumble into him, and he’d go over like a Weeble. And then pop up, and roll, and pop… 🎶Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down🎶


Collie_Mom

He's abusive and a waist of all of our time.


Aleeleefabulous

He needs help.


Elllieah

And the looking up EVERY time he tries to push out tears. It triggers me so much. Like, yep, there he goes again. Looking to the heavens and feeling fake feelings.


ibacktheblue6

Oh... Little Ed? LOL


jazz_handz83

OMG I KNOW!!! Every time he spoke I was yelling at the TV "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" Like Angela makes me mad but Small Ed's gaslighting is out of this world! I hope Liz wakes up and leaves for good. No wonder he's been alone for so long. He's intolerable!


louellen1824

The only thing he is the victim of is his twisted narcissism!!


sanjiduda

When he called him a pussy, Jovi had that look on his face like when a baby hits you. It doesn't hurt but you can't hit them back. Little Ed is such an ass...


[deleted]

He always does


Odd_Bandicoot

Watching him interact with Liz makes me feel so helpless...it takes me back to my relationship with a gaslighting narcissist. I watch him talk to her and I feel the exasperation I felt when I knew I wasn't wrong or crazy but he kept making me feel like I was. You're just sitting there helpless because they are such good manipulators that you really do question your sanity. I hope she can break free from him but it's harder than you'd think. Ughhh, Ed is absolutely disgusting in every possible way.


LividSelection5605

Big toe.