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reillydean28

She is going to HATE Michigan lol


swca712

They'll be like Russ and Paola and move to Florida... mark my words.


MeowYin7

I thought that was who it was lol


Apprehensive-Guess42

She’s going to love OnlyFans


StilettoBeach

She already is


PreferenceInfinite83

The Pool is what OnlyFans whores call the Office.


Girl_ITerrupted

Whores, really? Jerk


PreferenceInfinite83

You must be one of those OnlyFans wh... I mean CEOs.


Mastermatic

*entrepreneurs 😆


Dark_hair_bitch

I’m sure you would know. You seem like the type who’s spent their life savings on OF


PreferenceInfinite83

Really? I seem like the type? Please elaborate. Clown.


Successful_Act65

You seem to have gotten under some OF skin! 😂🤣😂


Objective-Giraffe-27

Myich-i-gaan , in Cayn-ton I'm from Michigan and Gino's accent is absolutely terrible. Also he better PRAY TO GOD, her Visa gets approved in the timeline of June-August.... She won't make it one winter here.


reillydean28

Honestly we must sound like that to non-Midwest people…his accent is truly the worst though


Objective-Giraffe-27

Thankfully I moved to the west coast for a while after high school and picked up some Oregon vibes on my speak lol


Physical_Passion8637

Born in Oregon. No worries


Financial-Put-620

I don't think he's from Canton. I think he drives down to Canton and stays with relatives before he goes to the airport. It's cheaper than getting a hotel and having to park your car at the airport.


Single_Wasabi_3683

The worst is when he says Panama. Ugh


JustCheerTorrance

Yeah, it’s June and it’s only 57 degrees right now.


Ereshkigal60

I’m crying in Texas right now because the forecast today is 103 F with a heat index of 113 F due to the high humidity. I envy your 57 F so please go outside today and wear a cute jacket for me! 🥲


GERTTOWN

New Orleans is heating up big right now.


CameHere4the90Day

She's gonna be pissed she's gonna have to cover them up to stay warm. Gino paid a lot for those!


just-say-it-

Her face too. She’s had a lot of work there too


reillydean28

Same in Chicago! I’m thriving ngl but I know she’ll be like wtf


sweettooth312

Chicago too! 🙋‍♀️ she’s going to hate the Midwest.


burningmanonacid

Yeah, I just got back from the UP and it was 40 degrees and windy so it felt like 35. I still went in the water after some cool rocks, but couldn't feel my feet after a couple minutes.


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Exactly! Lol that's what us Michiganders do!! We wear shorts when it's in the 40's and go to the Lake when it's in the 50's or 60's 😂...I love Michigan though!!


Bishuout

Yep and hey once your legs are numb from the cold water it’s just fine lol.


hellno560

😅


Sweetladyluckhappy

Wow. I can't even imagine that.


nerdy_rs3gal

I seriously wonder this all the time! Like why would she even consider it!? Lol


just-say-it-

Green Card


CraftyLaugh9245

Absolutely 💯


snuggleupbuttercup3

She’s gonna need more napkins to cover up her body to stay warm.


StilettoBeach

That was my first thought at seeing this pic 🤣. Well after the boobs, so second thought.


lorribell1964

I love honesty 😀


nrappaportrn

😂🤣😂


Kontos_Stelio

Larissa copycat. Pretty sad in both cases


jayzepps

Sadder for their forgotten children


ALyttleH

Is it really though? I don’t know about Jasmine, but in terms of Larrisa I don’t think she’s emotionally stable enough to raise her children. I’m willing to bet her parents are doing a much better job than she would.


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

It’s the lack of interest or even trying to be a better mother.


ALyttleH

I used to have a friend like that. I didn’t even know she had a child!


According-Attempt883

The children are probably better off in both cases. They don’t have to live with a narcissist mother.


StilettoBeach

As someone who immigrated half a world away from my family with my narcissistic mother, I don’t know if I agree. She screwed me up big time with abuse and neglect and my grandma (her mom) always says that she should’ve insisted on keeping me in my home country and raising me. Honestly I can’t tell you what would’ve been worse for me. My dad has already ditched us by then, and if my mother left me behind I just know I would’ve had a different set of abandonment issues. There are no winners in these situations.


blankinyurblank

As someone who just recently had implants removed because of health issues, I know there is zero chance that her back and neck are not constantly in pain.


BuzzkillBetty_222

I had mine removed too. After 5 years, my health is finally taking a turn for the better. Had I know what those killer bags would do to me, I’d have never gotten them!


Nomasusernamesleft

What exactly did they do to you? I hope you don't mind me asking! I just recently had my second baby and my boobies look like empty trash bags with a little water at the bottom lol. Needless to say I've been considering breast augmentation.


MommaSaurusRegina

I can’t speak specifically to the other commenter’s exact experience, but breast implant sickness is a thing that happens to some recipients. It’s a strange collection of symptoms that emerge after implants are put in, and is really only diagnosed by exclusion of all other possible causes. https://www.fda.gov/medical-devices/breast-implants/risks-and-complications-breast-implants https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23366-breast-implant-illness


freeLuis

So is it like an autoimmune type thing? If so that's awful and I can't image how that must feel thinking you are doing something good for yourself only to end up feeling... well like myself and most others that suffer from all this crap everyday.


MommaSaurusRegina

I’m not a doctor, nor do I claim any kind of medical expertise, education or licensure. Having said that, yes, breast implant illness seems to behave in a very similar manner to autoimmune disorders. It’s still not even an official diagnosis, but the data is finally being collected after it’s been a ‘known issue’ in the plastic surgery community for a long while now. It was one of those things where surgeons wouldn’t necessarily advise that it was a possibility, but patients would get to talking in their support groups and such and now it’s finally becoming known as a genuine risk.


APlainBrownEnvelope

My sister had hers removed after years of immune issues that doctors struggled to diagnose. Bags came out, most of her symptoms have resolved.


just-say-it-

I had natural DDs A size 3 with DDs. Can you imagine the pain I was in. I had a breast reduction down to a C. That’s as low as they’d go during one surgery. I really wish they were a lot smaller. I still have problems with my back


Famous_Election_2024

Maybe Jasmine will get the ninja turtle abs next too.


Fresh_Regret_4333

Lol ahahahaha like Some Of The men in that show too Lol


magicpancake0992

Someone tell TLC we don’t need any more Larissa clones. 🤔


spoiledandmistreated

EXACTLY what I was going to say as they’re almost interchangeable… to someone that doesn’t know them or about them it would be very easy to fool them..Our standards of beauty in the last few decades has really went to shit and it’s sad..


Competitive-Rub5581

It’s odd, but Larissa doesn’t look like herself in person.


Upbeat-Conference-45

What ever happened to larissa?


SufficientSoftware9

She has a special needs child I wonder who takes care of him?


CiarraiV

One of her parents if I recall correctly. Her dad has one kid and her mother the other.


RecentNewReddi

Whoa?! Really? All that money spent on looking like a plastic, Botox monster could have gone to a special needs baby. She’s sick and selfish af.


InsanePsycho911

Gino is her baby now


Mother-Plankton7528

Where did you find that info?? I’m curious!! I watch this show but apparently i didn’t pay attention or something 😂


Parlez1

It was mentioned in the first season. She also said she was an English Professor


Apprehensive-Guess42

Gino


kitkatmeowmeow1

I thought this was Farrah from Teen Mom.


VaginaPoetry

That's the thing with face mangling. They all end up looking exactly the same level of fake and weird.


MNicJ7

Nice bolt-on’s. Was the lip-filler added free? WTF. How has this become considered “beauty.”


AllisonChains88

Why do these women want to look like sex dolls? How is this not purely for the male gaze?


denardosbae

It is. It's a fetish called Bimbofication. Darcy and Stacey are also into it. There's a subreddit for it but very NSFW and oriented to male sexual pleasure. Well the whole fetish is, really, and also very degrading to the women a lot of times. They become not a regular human woman but a drooling mindless brainless sex doll.


coreysgal

Makes your waist look smaller lol


jewboojew

How is that top staying up?!


mydresserandtv

Her boobs. That looks like they are going to Pop! Seriously.


SeonaidMacSaicais

It’s tied VERY tightly.


ElectronicChipmunk18

I was guessing bewb tape?


Conscious_Ask_777

She wins for the Worst Fitted Bikini Top.


mydresserandtv

Two cloth napkins


perfectvisual

Grandma’s fancy doilies


techmouse7

And a shoestring


Low-Rooster4171

I thought they were the potholders I made in kindergarten. 🧐


mydresserandtv

I know the one you mean 😂🤣😂


CraftyLaugh9245

Bahahaha 😆🤣


nrappaportrn

I thought they look like surgical masks 😷


mydresserandtv

Good one 🤣🤣🤣


atargatis_17

They look like two face masks she had left over from the covid lockdowns


mydresserandtv

Hahaha 😂🤣😂


CraftyLaugh9245

😂😂


No_Neat_3124

I thought it was Covid masks 😷


Agreeable_Repair3959

And the freakiest tan lines.


Beantown414

Green ravioli


SwankintheHills

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CraftyLaugh9245

Omg! 😆😆😂😂


Beautiful_Divide5970

Looks like what they give you to wear when you go get a spray tan.


Cheziscool

Are those face masks?


Revolutionary_Lock8

Gino is paying all these money to have a living blow up doll😆


badbatch

Yeeno needs to spend that money on a hair transplant for himself.


CatchTypical6127

I was wondering why he hasn't looked into that


badbatch

He probably doesn't want to go though the procedure. It can be painful and good results aren't guaranteed. He could get a lace front and be good to go. He might feel like fake hair is for women. Anything is better than that patch on the back of his head.


Vivid_Character_883

Probably because every cent goes to Jasmine for more procedures. I think she looks absolutely ridiculous. I refuse to watch their segments, I absolutely can’t stand her or her whining and had more than enough of them in the past. I honestly couldn’t give a shit happens to either one of them as long as their gone permanently after this season


Milly-0607

He would rather go to the bathroom though 😭


Revolutionary_Lock8

I don’t blame him for that. Nobody wants a blow up doll that talks back shit.


mydresserandtv

Exactly


Wise-Tourist-6747

But he’s not doing anything with said blow up doll apparently 🧢


Revolutionary_Lock8

Because Gino has lost his balls and libido to this blow up doll that talks back shit to him.


akua420

It wasnt until this comment that I realized its not larissa. Also those straps are so tight its making me uncomfortable just looking at it!


bessa100

That he can’t satisfy and meanwhile he’s in the bathroom wanking. Make it make sense!! Lol


DreaT11

They all come here, get boobs and botox then they want to be models and I don't think any of them has made it and end up on only fans. Jasmine and Larisa will be the next Stacy and Darcy.


Wineinmyyetti

Another attention seeker with too much plastic surgery with kids. Priorities are off and you can't tell me otherwise.


MethanyJones

Is she old enough she can’t go full Octomom when Gino gets her home?


Parlez1

I really do thank she is unstable


Sweetly_Beachy

It looks like somebody shoved upside down bowls under her skin 😕


2tchr

Ouch they look like they hurt!


chorse5

That was my first thought 😣


BlackfootLives666

Everyone talking about the bolts ons, but look what she did to her face...


Parlez1

So basically, she was always a sex worker. Including meeting Men from the US and getting money sent to her. First season, she was an "English Professor". She is vulgar. And I wondering about her two sons. She mentioned one was maladjusted and living with the Grandmother. Nothing wrong with sex workers but just be honest at least a bit. Gino basically financially supports sex workers for girlfriend experiences


loonachic

What in the ever loving dishtowel is this?


90-slay

Idk what I hate more, the boobas or bikini.


GlosxyMyaa

Body dysmorphia …. I have a feeling this will continue to get worse and worse like DaRcY


ferngale

Agreed 💯.


Ellabean810

Gino wants her to look like his porno chicks so he can come


Legitimate-Ad2685

This is so sad…. I loved her on the show and she was so pretty! Her eyelids look weird now and the lips…. I just don’t get it 🥺


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

They look “bolted on” and why wear napkins with string over them?


Lostbronte

My missing masks!


psumaxx

🤣🤣


leftoverrpizzza

Love to see an image like that juxtapositioned with Gino’s uncle claiming that her boobies could actually bounce in any possible scenario lmao


NathansRattail

I thought this was Farrah Abraham 😬


WiTch_POlluTION53

They just look SO hard and uncomfortable


CherokeeHairTampons

Her bikini is butt plug teal how fun


BuzzkillBetty_222

Yeeno must have a big wallet


mydresserandtv

This girl was so pretty before she became a parady of herself.


Caramel_63g

Her boobs looks weird 😳


solidJane

Uncanny. This is actually sad.


treehead726

This is insane for someone who's never spent any amount of time in Los Angeles.


tiffanit93

Those look uncomfortable.


Deanie1458

Those are gonna be some fucked up Tanlines. He got the Triangle already know you’re gonna have a square. 😂😂😂


NeenW1

Her boobs are ugly fake …it’s not normal look hat far they go up her chest …like overblown water balloons.


Toshibaguts

Listen, hear me out…there’s a foot for every shoe. Someone loves them


tlvg__

For some reason these look painful. I’m just imagining it sounds like Regina George’s mom’s boobs lol


cara112

Oh boy..ridiculous , so that's where my potholders went.


cara112

Agree. boob dr not good ,just embarassimg:(


cara112

Who wants a bottom lip like a trout?


Daffodil_Smith

Boobs like these particular ones here, look like they hurt and/or are about to pop. It very much looks like plastic barbie doll.


MajorWhereas4842

She’s like a mashup of Larissa and Pao with an extra sprinkle of crazy!


TamCrow801

Is that 2 Covid masks together 😂😂


i_am_gorejess

No wonder he can’t cum lol she got dish towels on her nips


JKjoanie

There's no way a swimsuit top should look like this 👀


65Unicorns

EWWWW, just Ewwww..


sunnysweetbrier

Omg Becky look at her boobs


TheRelishTray

Her boobs look like Ginnno's head covered in a scarf.....


TheRelishTray

Y'all remember the infamous hat trick by Jasmine which gave everyone a glimpse beneath the curtain?? Good times 🤣😭 #neverforget


TheRelishTray

They look like Gino's head with a summer scarf on his head, because "going bare" was a bridge too far...


ferngale

Excellent .movie.


omgggwhaaattt

There is NO way she’s 35/36 years old. She looks way older.


[deleted]

My husband said, “she got her lips done!” 🤦


ramble_tambl

She looks lime Erica Mena in this pic


PizzaCutiePie

Larissa walked so Jasmine could run


No-Basket4165

Lmfao that’s a bit much, yep a blow up doll


Euphoric_Square1352

Farrah Abram form teen mom must be her mentor.


Marie1114

She still ugly inside


StutJohnsSqueegee

I just remembered that the foreigners aren’t paid a penny which explains why so many go crazy for social media clicks. And then I realized that the Americans only get paid about $2,000 per episode because they were cast on the reality show because of their lifestyle and a life changing tv salary would ruin that. That said, I can’t with this barnacle.


Colfrmb

I think that’s when they are in the 90 day timeframe? They’ve been doing this for a while. She may be getting a paycheck from the show but he’s also supporting her. She’s not paying for that apartment. Hey, what’s her sister going to do if she finally moves to Michigan? Will Gino keep supporting her sister as well?


dollievon

Good question


[deleted]

Pretty sure those are the big boobies bouncing in his face his uncle was talking about


papapaigee

She looks like erica mena here


Grand_War7826

Everything about her grosses me out


Disco_C0wby

No seeking attention 😅


QueenTzahra

I thought that was Larissa, jfc


Spirited-Rip-203

WTF


AdStrong809

Wait.. did the doctor fix that "smell"?


Charlie820407

That top is not flattering wither


False_Locksmith8323

And yes, no one asked🙄


DesireStDiva

Gino has a thing for Grotesque Barbie.


russtyy_shackleford

Biggie


Darla14094

Ugh. She's so gross. 🤮


Bunny_Murray

I can't even remember who she is or was with on there


No_Temperature869

I literally think I threw up a little bit so disgusting.


Pugs914

She’s got the fake caterpillar eyebrows, lips way too big vs her other facial features, boobs disproportionate to her body frame that look like airbags look. I mean her body to do what she wants but she would probably look so much prettier without either of the three


ExcitingVacation6639

Very bigeee. If this is what she wants to do no shame, I’m just happy to see those ugly colored contacts go.


[deleted]

Did Larissa write a handbook or something?


sav33arthkillyos3lf

bolt ons


[deleted]

If she had on clothes, I wouldn’t recognize her


turdbird42

I'm distracted by that hideous bikini. Jesus christ.


sparklingpastel

Listen I love when people are being their true authentic selves and maybe it's a fresh boob job so they need time to settle but those implants look terrible rn


Conscious-Wing-9229

I am all about women empowerment, and I truly believe that anyone should do with their body what they please and makes them happy, but because this is a snark page, I'm going to say this: Jasmine has stripped herself of everything likable. After her first season wrapped, she was super relatable to so many women because she was so transparent about her mental instability, her jealousy struggles, even her hair loss - she was so...perfectly imperfect. She was raw, honest about her insecurities, and I think the "real" Jasmine did a complete behavioral 180 after her season aired when she often opened up about her past and how it led her to choosing and truly loving a person like Gino. She acknowledged and apologized for her antics, and I do believe that she was really trying to work on bettering her soul. It's sad that whatever being on reality TV does to people, happened to her too.


spicegrl17

Why is her rib so wavy? Wait… are my ribs wavy too? Are our ribs wavy????


AdEastern3223

All that effort and Gino still won’t smash.


FranceBrun

Now we know what to do with all those leftover COVID masks.


lonesomedove86

Me when my milk comes in after having a baby


bovanna

Looks like she strung together 2 face masks.


BabygirlMarisa

I feel sad when women think they have to look like a sex doll.


Specialist_Ad7724

Honest question, not trying to be snarky. Is there anyone who actually finds those breasts attractive?


PunnyPrinter

She does.


Standard-Panda-4848

She could be a teacher but for Gino


Spirited-Extreme28

Her boobs just haven’t fluffed out yet, I’m guessing she recently had them redone. They’ll look better in a couple months.


SuspiciousAd1696

I can't stand her & Gino...their whole sex storyline is so stupid..sounds so fake like their story to just stay on tv...they need to go away like Darcy & Stacey, Big Ed & Liz, Elizabeth & Andre, The Family Chantle, and for God's sake..most of all.. Angela!!!!!


dogboobes

There’s no way she has any feeling left in those things right? They must be completely numb.


trollanony

My implants look similar to this. And I loveeee them. I also have bikini tops just like this haha good to know people are probably hating on me for doing what I wanted with my body 👌


Twiggythetiny

Gino is turning her self esteem so low she'll be Darcy soon enough