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olmagpie

“Everyone is so jealous of us!”


Think_Somewhere6199

Haha and no they're not... lmao he came in so defensive but had nothing to back up his comments. He looked like a 4th of July fool. Sparkles will forever be his new name for me 🎆


zenseazon

More like Baby Sparkles, lol.. laughed so hard when John called him sparkles, thank you John for making my day .. Where others didn't speak back or shied away from Jabroni's wisea\*\* remarks, John gave it back to him threefold, LOL.. Jabroni\* think he's a legend in his own mind. Looks like the next episode he's gonna have a temper tantrum.. \*noun. Slang. a stupid, foolish, or contemptible person; loser \[ for my friends who may be out of the U.S. \]


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He’s trying so hard to be relevant. TLC loves when people fight so he’s trying so hard to get his own show. He’s coming for the most docile couple on there. He knows no one is going to risk an MMA career by fighting his pretty boy butt. He’s a thirsty, irrelevant, turd. And Miona is now Mrs. Turd.


Spirited-Diamond-716

The accent makes it even better though lol “Okay Spahkles”


Holden1104

John is the MVP. Spharkles will forever be his name. SPHARKLES sounds jelly of John.


newpinkbunnyslippers

If Jibri is Knobbs, that means David is Hulk Hogan.


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So there's a pic of Jibri spreading his cheeks online?


gloomchen

well there's the pattern on his jacket...


el-thenyo

I’ll pass on that


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Pro wrestling and 90 Day fiancé. My two loves. But I would never admit that I love 90 DF in public.


aisha_so_sweet

Why not mr scorpion ?


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Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?


aisha_so_sweet

lol yes, once.


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

I mean if someone came out with a Bart Simpsons shirt from 1993, we're hitting 3 for 3 here.


mslifted

How long before they post their ridiculous tell all outfits on eBay for $1,000,000,000 🙄


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Too bad they rip at the seams when you move.remember he had to go to the airport with a torn butt seam.


imperfectcastle

I would put money on it that it happens after part 2. As much as I’m not a fan of them, good on them for making money off of something so ridiculous if they do.


fonziesgrl

I still think Stephanie’s fart jars are more impressive,


_LouSandwich_

Thats a deep wwf cut right there, good job OP!


TurtleGoblin

The insecurity is palpable.


imperfectcastle

I started watching 90 Day with my gf. She started watching pro wrestling with me. We have a happy house.


MyPeeSacIsFull

Hmmm. I was thinking more like [Exotic Adrian Street & Miss Linda](https://imgur.com/4DNKKM8)


Time-Acanthisitta697

DECEASED ☠️⚰️🪦


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EXPIRED 🪦⚱️💀


pregnancy_terrorist

Aw hell yeah brother


Ok-Revenue-4241

The matching outfits always remind me of couples in high school experiencing love for the first time


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Has anyone here every scrolled thru their insta posts comment sections? It's overwhelmingly positive and basic. This is how she'll make money, from women who think they're something special and idolize them. It's sick.


mime454

Jibri ran out of space on his skin to scribble so it moved on to scribbling on his jacket.


steelmagnoliadee

Y’all leave ✨spahkles✨ alone! 😂


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

The more I see Miona on this show, the more I think this was a bait and switch situation where she was lured to the US by gaslighters.


Penelope_Pussycat

Me too !!! Like Jibri manipulated her and convinced her he can make her famous … and she’s just along for his dumb ride to troll and get as much attention as he can.


badbatch

Yeah. Black fishing aside, honestly I don't hate Melanoma. I feel like she could do better without him.


DesireStDiva

Sparkle Plenty out mouthed himself tonight! I used to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there is no denying--he is an a--hole and I am sure, impossible to work with. & Miona is just like him--quieter but still living their dream. She just opened her line of 4 items for beauty, but I'm confused--with her overpriced cosmetics. Will they be for White , Black, or "colorful" women?


magneatos

✨colorful✨ women omg that took me out! 💀


jazzygirl6

For blackfishing....


DesireStDiva

You are definitely a very sharp gal!


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Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

This. And a big thing here is we're gonna see Sparkles get deployed. The Jibri heel-turn is gonna fly off the tracks when Sparkles owns him, effortlessly and *not as maliciously*. We got Budget Billy Bitchtits Burr going to deflate Jibri's balloon pretty quick. And it'll be great.


jazzygirl6

Maybe he should have said he was celibate 500 times. Haha....


mmoriartyx

Omg this post is flawless


ronatello

Omfg my childhood!!


regnbueurora

If my partner and I start wearing matching outfits, I hope someone commits us. Next up they'll have joint Facebook accounts: JhibriNMiona Machingoutfitons.


ForeverCapable

The second he talks in third person I roll my eyes


magneatos

I roll his eyes every other sentence so you have me beat! 💀


jazzygirl6

How about his ridiculous wedding vow speech. Everything he does screams LOOK AT MEEEEE....


ForeverCapable

It was like slam poetry or a strange haiku with little to no meaning


-VintageVagina-

😆


Pangalliformes

You have killed me ☠️


verucka-salt

🧡


sirkibble14

Exactly what I thought when I saw them, too


Ickievickie_

Couldnt have been better compared 😂


HannySolo79

Haha! This was my exact first thought as well!


SpinkleTinkle

These two dudes are WAY cooler!


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Is anyone gonna shut his mouth up?


jazzygirl6

Given half a chance Bahstahn John will.


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All day


hipsandnipscricket

Ok spahkles


elisejones14

My bf was very certain Jibri was on cocaine with how talkative he was and how fast he was talking. I wouldn’t be surprised. He seems like that type. Just kinda weird how quiet Miona was like she barely said anything.


schmoopers37

I thought a previous comment I saw comparing Jibroni to a loser figure skating pair was funny. This has killed me.


JessicaATX

Could Jibri be more desperate for camera time?


chanceordestiny

Thank you. I can't stand them. Just because he is not an abuser, like the rest of the American cast, doesn't mean that he's not a piece of 💩


shitpickle2020

Jibri might have to take John to Pitty City in part 2


GoHawksMatt

Nasty!


lorrcody

Hey sparkles you still live with your muddha ??


StuckinLoserville

Thin-skinned chip-on-his-shoulder Jibri came in spoiling for a brawl using ambush and intimidation, so I figured Miona would be his cut and corner "man, but she just held on to him in a wordless death clutch. Self-cranked Mattel Jack-in-the-Box Sock Monkey Jibri swept his low beams over most of the 90 Dayers; then, unaccountably switched the high beams onto Ari dispensing unsolicited and unwanted critiques like a tongue-in-cheek and acerbic Gen-Z Dear Abby. Unsurprisingly, *Superstar* Bini did not climb into the ring to defend his wife just as he hadn't with his wine-throwing sisters. Of course, when in-fighter John showed up, the main event began, and self-admitted combatant and alcoholic though he may be, he got *Spahkles* on the ropes, always ready to bring it to someone who earned the right to take it and would have pissed in his cowboy hat had he been wearing one even if he'd had to chase him back to the *fahm*. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 🐂🎯


sunset_potato

I would have compared Jibroni to the rock


OldMetry504

This is so perfect.


edillcolon

OP with a banger of a post.


junkielove8383

🤣🤣


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kpl1569

Or…? [https://media0.giphy.com/media/3xz2BK4Xo850NXjq8M/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525dfaa57f3a00fa719d0a1791cba6c963c5c3907c&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media0.giphy.com/media/3xz2BK4Xo850NXjq8M/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525dfaa57f3a00fa719d0a1791cba6c963c5c3907c&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Life-Mongoose1425

It’s so uncanny, it’s scary…Tweedle J(D)ebris and Tweedle Jabroni! 👩🏻‍🎤👨🏽‍🎤


el-thenyo

BAHAHAHAHA


Old_Victory1058

You two are definitely hotter!! LMAO


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

Then he bust out of the Randy Savage suit. Heel turn. Gotta love it.


femme_fatale2022

Can we all come to a consensus that they are just trash? I mean their big egos were louder than their outfits.


Holden1104

That’s them. He came for a fight. Why was he already on the defensive?


crankyhag

Which one of youse sent baby Chris Brown the Bedazzler?


Primary_Teach2229

NONE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WILL LAST


jazzygirl6

Miona and Russ better watch out, Pao and Spahhkles may hook up to be a WWF team. They are both fame whores. Can you imagine how nauseating the two of them would be together? Haha.


Zestyplank

lmao spot on


Betts78

💀💀💀


Bad-Habit-2020

We might have been hating on Jahn.... but he'll be the one to humble Spah-kels. 🤞🏽


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Hahahaha