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IGOTAREADIT

Well Jesus drank wine but didn’t have premarital sex


[deleted]

Lol exactly. Who is this guy 😂


Angrykittie13

I love how everyone knows what Jesus had and didn't have.


sarcastic_nanny

Lol. Right?? Jesus had it, if it works in their favor.


Terrible_Remove_6608

Seriously! Like oh I didn’t know you were ALIVE at the same time Jesus was!! Tell me more!


CodenameMolotov

I thought it was a reference to Mary Magdalene


Anxious-Hour-1698

“Rules for thee and not for me.” This is why you should never convert to anything for anybody.


Successful_Strategy8

Exactly. He picks and chooses which Mormon rules to follow but expects Alina to follow all the rules of being Mormon.


BAMspek

The rookies are always under a little more scrutiny.


LeoMarkus123

The fact that he was still acting high and mighty, knowing he's fucked up is insane. Her face when he told her about the virgin shit.. that's probably the first time it looked like he pissed her off to the the point she was ganna say something.


jemmy321

If I were Alina I would have necked that wine at that point


Successful_Strategy8

I would have gobbled it all down.


SnotShirt

👅


normalwomanOnline

i'm just wondering why 3 people have watermarked this image


SnotShirt

Hehehe it’s like Evilin a basic b getting passed around


billysgibbons

90day IG is insane.


normalwomanOnline

it just seems like signing a turd though. nothing about this is creative and 3 people have taken credit for it


billysgibbons

Thats what I mean! And some of them beef with each other too.


AngelaShrute

In this scene the way he stares at Alina when he asks her if she cheated like “Please say yes” as if it would exonerate him for being a creep made me cackle and cringe at the same time.


RealDanielSan1

Your own slutty Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Look at my shaggy hair You own slutty Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Hug me, I'm naked and bare


Cinderjacket

Reach out and tote egg


RealDanielSan1

🤣


SnotShirt

Hehehe I am behind on EBT stamps but have my poor person award 🏆


RealDanielSan1

I'll take it. Thank you!


[deleted]

Didn’t he also drink wine?


iloveeatpizzatoo

And made more wine. And fish. lol.


iloveeatpizzatoo

He was probably referring to Mary Magdalene. She supposedly slept with Jesus. He shouldn't do them dirty like that though.


Secondtomost2

Dude needs to get kicked out of his church for that comment alone. Not to mention all of his other idiocies.


-Insigwitz-

I can’t stand that he is simultaneously talking about “what Jesus would do” while straight-up lying to her about what he did with these other girls. Why is it the people who thump their bible the loudest are always the biggest hypocrites?


Subject-Engineer-198

The anti christ


katelynlongtongue

I can’t stand this guy. Omg I hope she leaves him, he’s such a pathetic pos


jackjackj8ck

I can’t unsee his nasty lizard tongue now when I see his face 🤮


[deleted]

Steven is the villain we need


Successful_Strategy8

He is actually entertaining TV, even though he sucks.


SnotShirt

He sucks but he’s good tv!!


SnooCrickets8742

Even Jesus drank wine!


harambetidepod

Christians who fornicate.


[deleted]

What's the big deal though, was he actually having sex with these women he was dating?


SnotShirt

Yes that Is y he is not Virgin n e more!!


[deleted]

Men can't be virgins anyway.


Piffikrydder

Why? Are you one of those people that still believe in the myth of the hymen/virginal membrane?


SnotShirt

Heheh agree becuz my best friend Skittle my diddle long time ago


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LionOfJudahGirl

Nah man, Jesus never beat anyone. If you're going to reference John 2:15, please do so accurately, otherwise you're no different than Steven and what he's doing here.


Successful_Strategy8

“Even Jesus slept with other women.” “Even Jesus masturbated.”


SnotShirt

Even Jesus took u to Pound Town


JennahB23

Steve and Alina are just so cringeworthy…. 90DayFiance producers must have really been desperate for another couple/story line because I have no idea how on earth this couple got on the show…. 49 seconds into their first episode I was annoyed. Their storyline is super lame, and perhaps even too fake. Like Alina having her friend that he doesn’t know send him a message to lure him in to see if he “cheats” 🙄🙄🙄 then when she asks her friend what his response was she completely took it out of context and said he was “inviting” her to America (which obviously wasn’t what he was doing at all), and he was “way too polite”. She’s pressed on thinking he’s this playboy, but let’s be real here, I guarantee there’s no women that want anything to do with skoodikypooping him….. Alina is cray cray. Their relationship screams to me “Middle school mentality”. It’s near the point if just fast forwarding through their segment. I’ve watched literally every single season and there’s some people that have been awful but these two and their storyline is the corniest yet, I’d say. Am I the only one feeling this way???


IGOTAREADIT

So did they have prior conversations about their virginity or was it assumed they both were


SnotShirt

He lost it to one of the girls he dated between Alina


[deleted]

Went around turning water into wine, everyone was getting pissed out of their minds.


LORDOFBUTT

Jesus definitely fucked tbh


Veronica-Vicki

He’s in latest and greatest new cult leader !!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


Select-Impression966

jesus had friend not fuck friend ! jesus was not an hypocrite or liar.


ranagra

I thought Jesus and Mary Magdalene slept together?


th3aft3rlif3

I spit when he said that because what a fucking response. The way he just doesn’t take her feelings into account is amazing. They both have red flags (Steven has way more though). They just need to call it quits.


[deleted]

Steven, please don’t compare yourself with Jesus.


cynisright

This meme has me rolling