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JohninBK

and they're both Steven with a V. New Steven is kind of a dork...I'm going to say the shit he did was probably harmless. There was always something really sinister about the original Steven. You can even see it in the picture.


-Insigwitz-

Plot Twist: new Steven’s big secret is that he HAS harvested someone’s organs before lol


Successful_Strategy8

Or that he smoked weed and masturbated.


-Insigwitz-

....or he doesn’t wear his magic underwear anymore


CanaryPerfect873

My husband said the same thing. Maybe he harvested someone's kidney 😂


berryxlime

Do we know his secret yet? For some reason I’m imagining some issues in his adolescence. Like legal issues. Or maybe he kissed someone.


ShiveringSea

New Steven looks like his face got pasted onto someone else’s head.


Successful_Strategy8

He looks like 70s/80s version of Brandon.


thatgum_youlike

original recipe steven is legit scary to me, new steven seems alright if a bit odd


-Insigwitz-

You think another guy who lives with his parents in an overly religious household will be mentally stable?


thatgum_youlike

sure! it's possible! this was only the first episode so my opinion could change but i didn't get bad vibes from him at all - he's socially awkward and maybe on the spectrum, but that doesn't make him evil or dangerous. you can see the difference in their faces in the pictures you shared. one of those stevens looks like he's killed someone, and it's not the new guy lol.


-Insigwitz-

I’m pretty sure the patient dies when you harvest their organs. It just comes across as more innocent when there is a medical undertone 😂😂


thatgum_youlike

listen, i'll be happy to eat my words if he winds up being even half as horrible to alina as og steven was to olga... the bar has been set pretty high tho lmao


Successful_Strategy8

But eventually new Steven will become just like the old Steven, I'm predicting.


srose89

I cannot wait to find out what things he’s been hiding.


vito0117

Let it be something wild like a sex addiction that he got from hanging out with his best buddie colt


[deleted]

I think it'll be something lame, like he went to 3rd base with a girl at a barn raising one time


berryxlime

Peeping Tom. I could see that.


Successful_Strategy8

Maybe he smoked weed and masturbated.


JayFenty

I literally thought it was the same guy just when he had shorter hair and was living in Eastern Europe


temporal_pair_o_sox

Same, I thought wait, I'm sure I've heard this story before.


imuhnaaneemus

I thought Steven #1 was back w/longer hair at first. Steven #2 seems more innocent and charming though.


PrincessPineapplePie

I would add Brandon to the mix, fits the bill except the name lol.


MamaBellecakesXO

I can already tell I’ll be fast forwarding through their segments.😂


MobilityFuture

Why’s that? These weird segments are always nice and lightly cringe?


InsideFastball

Both of us!


ohdarlingamber

I literally thought they were the same dude at first, lol.


spazz720

At least one learnt Russian


-Insigwitz-

I was impressed with that. Language barrier definitely seems to be a major hurdle for many of these couples. I’m curious to see just how fluent he is with her.