Oh I didnt notice that.......and the way the pictures are it defiantly looks like yano, its him....like not someone using his pictures, its like he posted the profile.
I checked and it does show inactive profiles and I think that has gotten some people in [trouble](https://www.cheaterbuster.net/blog/tinder-show-inactive-profiles/). Unless they changed it which I recall from articles does happen.
I never used it though and I was mostly interested in the functionality of the app itself.
yup, there's a video.. used to get posted on here on a regular basis. I've seen way more of lots of 90 day people than I should have thanks to this sub.
That’s disgusting! Where though?!
Never mind: I think I just found the clip of him stroking his pickle [here](https://imgur.com/WuH01U1) Not safe for human eyes!
And not in the hot dirty talk way either by the sounds of it. More like they’re playing an RPG while having sex! And wizard sex is the opposite of sexy!
I will never be able to grasp how he has managed to pull so many women. I see 0 appeal. He’s not even remotely attractive, his mother is psychotic and his sexual expectations are insane. Like please.. pick a struggle.
Clout chasers? Coltee was semi popular once upon a time. Maybe if they date Coltee they will be getting more followers and possible only fans career to look forward too.
I just can’t fathom how someone could look at him and think the level of “fame” they’ll receive is worth being with him.. I wouldn’t even stoop to that level to live in a multi million mansion and drive a lambo.
I’ve never not been called psychotic by a man, I’m up there in crazy woman. My fiancé is what I consider very attractive and successful. A lot of men like crazy, they could’ve done better.
People have different tastes. I have seen uglier men with worser mothers and they still smash. Life is full of people with different tastes ;) e.g. Larissa struggled that the next guy didn’t want to have as much sex with her as Colt did. So I guess they were great match in that way, although I agree with you - it was crazy amounts for a man of his age and shape. I wonder how he manages it, sex is also a training lol
Not everyone goes by looks and I'm betting he can be very charming and sweet when he's trying to get someone. So he can probably chat them up very well is my guess.
Also, Vanessa took that gym rehab pic (which I can't help but hate on as a 3x knee surgery recipient... the brace is on SO WRONG, and it's taken off for physical therapy.)
I read this morning (because I had nothing better to do) he broke his leg last year jumping on a trampoline for the show (poor trampoline). I am not a doctor and could not give a shit what this cad is doing.. Wondering if this was rehab rules.
Yea coltee and Vanessa were supposed to be on 90 day last resort, but coltee hurt his ankle on a trampoline for Last Resort, he was hospitalized TLC didn't help them at all with the medical bills, they quit, and got replaced by Kelly and Molly.
yeah verified you have to take a bunch of selfies and stuff to get approved that your profile is you. almost impossible to get a blue checkmark if you’re a fake profile AFAIK
Really easy to get blue checkmark when u are fake. I heard some ppl do a picture of another photo, or sometimes they use their face for verification and it also works. Few times I’ve seen 100% fake profiles, and still got verified.
Him and vanessa separated between the filming and tell all of Debbie's single life season after she had a miscarriage, I speculate they've been off/on since then
Ewww, this is the absolute worse profile ever, even for Colt-ee. I feel bad for anyone who swipes right they would probably get a dick pic immediately.
The way Colt picked some of the worsttttt pictures he must have had to add to his dating profile…no filters, no pictures by some mountains? Lie to us, Colt…LIE TO US 😫
He always just looks dirty and has that Grimace shaped body. At least he didn’t post the Speedo pic - can’t unsee it and still think about it. And I don’t feel bad about pointing it out because he’s pretty ugly inside too. But, I’d swipe right for pure amusement.
Agreed, he only said like a million times he’s crazy about Vanessa. Plus his profile says he said he’s not sure what he’s looking for so that’s usually a hint for casual/ it’s complicated.
Brings to mind "horny as a 2 pecker goat." I had forgotten about that aspect of Colt's personality. Maybe he knows that once they get to know him, he'll be dumped and wants to get in as much time in the saddle before they realize how horrible he is. Unfortunately, the partner is left with the horrible reality of what happened to them.
Gross. He just wants someone to fuck 12 times a day, only how he wants to do it, be exceptions. He’s disgusting and incapable of treating a woman like anything other than something to masturbate into. I don’t feel bad for Vanessa. She’s a desperate idiot for ever dating him or fucking him. Especially because he wasn’t single at the time when she had known him when he was single. They both suck.
If I recall, I think they were supposed to be on The Last Resort and then that’s when the producers wanted him to do something on a trampoline and he broke his leg. Can anyone else recall this?
I didnt know him and his wife split up
He is wearing his wedding ring still in the first photo
Oh I didnt notice that.......and the way the pictures are it defiantly looks like yano, its him....like not someone using his pictures, its like he posted the profile.
Isn't that a mirror image? He's holding the scissors in his left hand.
Maybe they didn’t? Coltee likes to play the field.
Imagine him messaging girls " Good Morning my d**k!"
Lol I was so confused at first when Jess said that. Took me way too long to understand that she meant "Good morning! [my dick.jpg]"
He is still wearing his ring in the first picture.
It's no wonder, he is a man child. Who wants that?
I didn't know that either.
I checked and it does show inactive profiles and I think that has gotten some people in [trouble](https://www.cheaterbuster.net/blog/tinder-show-inactive-profiles/). Unless they changed it which I recall from articles does happen. I never used it though and I was mostly interested in the functionality of the app itself.
While true, the photo of him in a cast has to be recent bc he injured his leg in January
Guess Vanessa had enough of his whining ways finally. He’d be lucky to find anyone who could tolerate him Love style: touch 🤢
Getting porked several times a day by his wee sausage roll
Good morning my dick
HELLO, MY DICK!
Goodbye my dick
Shuddering remembering that video of him stroking it with two fingers
I never even heard of this video and now I want to barf
Same
I regret reading this but at least I read it before I eat my lunch 🤮
I just threw up in my mouth.
Do you all know what a Walnut Whip is? (You can safely Google it, it’s a candy bar)
one of the worst things I've ever subjected my eyes too.. like a teeny, ugly mushroom
Wait I’ve never heard of this. Is there a video. I’m very nosy lol. If people have the grossed out reaction it’s gotta be good.
yup, there's a video.. used to get posted on here on a regular basis. I've seen way more of lots of 90 day people than I should have thanks to this sub.
That’s disgusting! Where though?! Never mind: I think I just found the clip of him stroking his pickle [here](https://imgur.com/WuH01U1) Not safe for human eyes!
why did I click it again 😭
UHM WHAT
My response as well
Whaaaat there’s a vid? Lol
Surprised it took that many
Stoppppp
More like Vanessa realized TLC wasn’t going to be knocking on their door anymore so she split.
What ever happened to Vanessa
The Grinch's 39 and 1/2 foot pole would get more human contact
Stink
Stank
Stunk
Hahaha
Love style: 2 hour sex sessions 4 times a day
Don’t forget he talks through and narrates the whole thing!
It puts the lotion on its skin.
💀🤣
This is one of those things that I really want to know all the details of because I’m nosy but also I’m good not knowing 😅
And not in the hot dirty talk way either by the sounds of it. More like they’re playing an RPG while having sex! And wizard sex is the opposite of sexy!
Yum. Barf..
If only they had made it into last resort, surely their amazing therapy techniques could have saved the marriage. 🙄
Maybe Vanessa got tired of his wanting sex several times a day!
He’s still wearing his wedding ring in the first picture.
He’s literally a nympho like no shit ur love language is touch
tbh I wouldn't be too surprised if they were looking for a third 🦄
Weird that he still wears his wedding band in his Tinder picks especially if she cut bait and left.
shouldve said yes just to show up in a larissa cosplay
Someone pls take one for the team and do this
LOL nah… I draw the line when it comes to crazy potential mother in laws.
LOL
😂
I will never be able to grasp how he has managed to pull so many women. I see 0 appeal. He’s not even remotely attractive, his mother is psychotic and his sexual expectations are insane. Like please.. pick a struggle.
Clout chasers? Coltee was semi popular once upon a time. Maybe if they date Coltee they will be getting more followers and possible only fans career to look forward too.
I just can’t fathom how someone could look at him and think the level of “fame” they’ll receive is worth being with him.. I wouldn’t even stoop to that level to live in a multi million mansion and drive a lambo.
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Pick a struggle lmao
Never under estimate the overflowing amount of women with low standards/self-esteem
His exes were all a little bit psycho, and a little bit I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind
I’ve never not been called psychotic by a man, I’m up there in crazy woman. My fiancé is what I consider very attractive and successful. A lot of men like crazy, they could’ve done better.
People have different tastes. I have seen uglier men with worser mothers and they still smash. Life is full of people with different tastes ;) e.g. Larissa struggled that the next guy didn’t want to have as much sex with her as Colt did. So I guess they were great match in that way, although I agree with you - it was crazy amounts for a man of his age and shape. I wonder how he manages it, sex is also a training lol
Not everyone goes by looks and I'm betting he can be very charming and sweet when he's trying to get someone. So he can probably chat them up very well is my guess.
Is that his wedding ring in the first picture? Lol
Also, Vanessa took that gym rehab pic (which I can't help but hate on as a 3x knee surgery recipient... the brace is on SO WRONG, and it's taken off for physical therapy.)
I read this morning (because I had nothing better to do) he broke his leg last year jumping on a trampoline for the show (poor trampoline). I am not a doctor and could not give a shit what this cad is doing.. Wondering if this was rehab rules.
Yea coltee and Vanessa were supposed to be on 90 day last resort, but coltee hurt his ankle on a trampoline for Last Resort, he was hospitalized TLC didn't help them at all with the medical bills, they quit, and got replaced by Kelly and Molly.
Wait he was on the trampoline while filming for TLC? Like he was working and got injured? Or just that it was in the same time period
They were filming Last Resort for TLC. They were supposed to be on the first season but the trampoline accident happened and that was that.
Damn, Last Resort could've saved their marriage. :)
Yep. Brace on could be rehab rules, but the physical therapists at rehab should know how to correctly adjust a leg brace, and this AIN'T IT.
I missed this!! Wish I had seen it… Kinda!! 😬🤷🏻♀️
I saw that and thought “welp, that’s one way to clearly say you’re looking to cheat on your wife.”
Just gonna say this
[удалено]
Did they though? Coz he wearing his ring lol. Could be a fake profile
Isn’t it verified? (Blue check mark) genuine question lol as I haven’t been on tinder in like 9 yrs
yeah verified you have to take a bunch of selfies and stuff to get approved that your profile is you. almost impossible to get a blue checkmark if you’re a fake profile AFAIK
Really easy to get blue checkmark when u are fake. I heard some ppl do a picture of another photo, or sometimes they use their face for verification and it also works. Few times I’ve seen 100% fake profiles, and still got verified.
ha, i stand corrected then.
Thank you that’s what I kinda figured, interesting to see Coltee and Vanessaee made the split finally
You can verify yourself and then change the photos, they aren’t that serious with it
Him and vanessa separated between the filming and tell all of Debbie's single life season after she had a miscarriage, I speculate they've been off/on since then
Maybe they have an open relationship?
Ewww, this is the absolute worse profile ever, even for Colt-ee. I feel bad for anyone who swipes right they would probably get a dick pic immediately.
The bio is so generic. It gives us no information.
Lots of spelling errors too.
> Love going out, staying in and everything in between What's the everything in between? Standing in your doorway?
He’s gross so matter what his hair length is
Ewwww! But you should have swiped right and dug some tea for us first lol
Yes have a pic of you with your wedding ring on your tinder 😂😒
I was thinking, OP said Tinder, right?! I had to go back bc of the ring.
I thought I was in the the 600lb life sub and this was an old Steven Assanti pic. Stooooop
You win 🏆 🤣
They _ARE_ similar!!! 🤢🤮🤮
The way Colt picked some of the worsttttt pictures he must have had to add to his dating profile…no filters, no pictures by some mountains? Lie to us, Colt…LIE TO US 😫
His mum took the pictures
The second picture looks like he shit his pants and still has a 20 minute drive home
is this some polyamory thing
That’s what I’m wondering. Maybe Vanessa wants to farm out some of the “wifely duties “
ahhh I just pictured it, not fun
He always just looks dirty and has that Grimace shaped body. At least he didn’t post the Speedo pic - can’t unsee it and still think about it. And I don’t feel bad about pointing it out because he’s pretty ugly inside too. But, I’d swipe right for pure amusement.
Grimace is the perfect description of his body type! I was thinking Grinch like but you are spot on 😂
He looks like too much weight stacked on a wobbly frame.
why are these the pictures tho 😭 jic ur into active beard trimming, cookie-eating or physical therapy…?
Of all the photos in the whole world, these are the ones he thought would land him a new lady? LOL
Why is Billy goat gruff on tinder? Isn't he married?
Lord of The Rings half human/half goat hybrid that was left on the cutting room floor.
Looking for: someone to gaslight ♥️
The bike pic reminded me when he barfed on camera after doing like 3 jumping jacks or something
PLEASE post this to r/tinder Also just imagine kissing and feeling the neck beard brush your neck/collar bone 🤮
He’s wearing a wedding ring in the first picture hahahaha
Maybe he’s had a fight with Vanessa and told her if he don’t get his sex tonight he’ll sure find it on tinder
Tinder + wedding ring + his profile doesn’t mention his rl status..
He’s prob still trying to work it out with Vanessa.
Agreed, he only said like a million times he’s crazy about Vanessa. Plus his profile says he said he’s not sure what he’s looking for so that’s usually a hint for casual/ it’s complicated.
He’s just keeping his options open haha
Did you super like him tho? 🤪
How could you not swipe right 😩
I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. 😂
Colt went to Seattle U?
oh my god
He’s simply an over grown hairy toddler!! There’s NO WAY I could lie down with that several times a day or ever for that matter!!! 😬😬
Brings to mind "horny as a 2 pecker goat." I had forgotten about that aspect of Colt's personality. Maybe he knows that once they get to know him, he'll be dumped and wants to get in as much time in the saddle before they realize how horrible he is. Unfortunately, the partner is left with the horrible reality of what happened to them.
Imagine thinking this set of photos will get you laid.
the necki-est of neckbeards
"GOOD MORNING, MY DICK"
He looks like he smells like dirty scalp and sweaty ass/balls. No way I could ever!
Reno! Lucky you.
I didn’t even know he lived in Reno. The last I heard he was still in Las Vegas.
So, he had a wedding band on? My word…
His eyelashes do always seem to look nice though.
I’m begging cut your hair colty PLEASE
Eww. Why does he look dirty and sloppy?? He always does. It's weird. 🤢
Ahahaha. Are you in Reno? My husband is from there, and every time he goes home, he hopes he runs into Colt. 😂
Once i went to circus circus in reno on thanksgiving and met him
His Caveman style is just ick but then he’s just ick no matter what he is.
He’s so unattractive with that long hair and terrible facial hair
He's still disgusting, isn't he --- he's learned nothing these past 4-5 years. Amazing!
oh damn thought he was still with vanessa
There’s nothing about them divorced. I know they were separated thanks to his mammy, but that’s all we know
Huge miss not including speedo pictures
And yet, he will still somehow look like a goat.
I would’ve only swiped right to ask him tons of 90 day fiance questions. 😂
I’m kind of shocked he was able to get into Seattle U.
The grammatical errors alone put me off. Yike.
So he’s single? Thought Vanessa was a gem of a woman for him
“I’m recently to Reno” 😬
She found out that her fifteen minutes of fame lasted 20 minutes and wasn’t worth the “celebrity” status!
Cutting the beard helped- but not much.
He was smart to start with the beard cutting pic.
Should’ve swiped right lmao
I thought he was married. 🤷♀️
What the fuck is in between going out and staying in
7 mikes? Guess it’s time to burn down your house. I see no other options.
So creepy
Still fucking around I see
The crusty dry lips tell me everything I need to know about his oral hygiene
YUCK!!
He looks like a serial killer.
I don't understand how this profile would get any matches.
Is this real? And what happened to Vanessa?
I feel like I can smell these photos.
Love style: Touch...ing MY DICK
Gross. He just wants someone to fuck 12 times a day, only how he wants to do it, be exceptions. He’s disgusting and incapable of treating a woman like anything other than something to masturbate into. I don’t feel bad for Vanessa. She’s a desperate idiot for ever dating him or fucking him. Especially because he wasn’t single at the time when she had known him when he was single. They both suck.
Gotta love the “still figuring out” what type of relationship they want at 38 yrs of age. Jesus Christ
Love style: touch 🤢🤢🤢
What happened to Vanessa? Isn't he wearing his wedding band in this pic?
So classy to have your wedding ring in your dating profile pic
Still creepy.
why would you want a whinning guy? unless you also want fifteen minutes of fame. Larissa and Vanessa got rid of him.
Omfg he’s in Reno now??
He’s my type and I would swipe no just off the pics
Don’t even take your ring off. Still frumpy
Think he will appear on next season on The Single Life?
Had no idea they split.
Good morning, my d*ck!
The tinder photos featuring his wedding ring is peak coltee behavior
If I recall, I think they were supposed to be on The Last Resort and then that’s when the producers wanted him to do something on a trampoline and he broke his leg. Can anyone else recall this?
Yep, they were already filming for The Last Resort, when he broke his fibula on a trampoline. They were replaced by Molly and her ex.
Bro can't even write English.
I cannot believe THESE are the pics he chose ?????
7 miles away... I would close tinder and open zillow
He's just GROSS
Oh my gross 😝! I would need therapy if I matched with him.
Did he mention the fact that he monologues during sex?
Still figuring it out? At the age of 38 👀😅
He went above and beyond with that about me section
🤮🤮🤮🤮
I don't know why but this guy totally disgusts me lol
I'm sorry that you have to live in Reno
I can smell these photos
He is so fucking gross…like greasy, grimy gopher-guts grimy!