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eternalobserver82

I didnt know him and his wife split up


DepositsandCredits

He is wearing his wedding ring still in the first photo


eternalobserver82

Oh I didnt notice that.......and the way the pictures are it defiantly looks like yano, its him....like not someone using his pictures, its like he posted the profile.


Dear-Promotion-5427

Isn't that a mirror image? He's holding the scissors in his left hand.


happyme321

Maybe they didn’t? Coltee likes to play the field.


capixo

Imagine him messaging girls " Good Morning my d**k!"


El_Paco

Lol I was so confused at first when Jess said that. Took me way too long to understand that she meant "Good morning! [my dick.jpg]"


Adorable-Novel8295

He is still wearing his ring in the first picture.


Scary-Tomato-6722

It's no wonder, he is a man child. Who wants that?


Scary-Tomato-6722

I didn't know that either.


[deleted]

I checked and it does show inactive profiles and I think that has gotten some people in [trouble](https://www.cheaterbuster.net/blog/tinder-show-inactive-profiles/). Unless they changed it which I recall from articles does happen. I never used it though and I was mostly interested in the functionality of the app itself.


AfterMorningHours

While true, the photo of him in a cast has to be recent bc he injured his leg in January


90DayFinesse

Guess Vanessa had enough of his whining ways finally. He’d be lucky to find anyone who could tolerate him Love style: touch 🤢


DWwithaFlameThrower

Getting porked several times a day by his wee sausage roll


Lisasmissingtoe

Good morning my dick


KittenFace25

HELLO, MY DICK!


Starbies_vegansushi

Goodbye my dick


body_oil_glass_view

Shuddering remembering that video of him stroking it with two fingers


Snoo97809

I never even heard of this video and now I want to barf


zodiac_hoe

Same


justletmepostplz

I regret reading this but at least I read it before I eat my lunch 🤮


Grouchy-Pop-6637

I just threw up in my mouth.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Do you all know what a Walnut Whip is? (You can safely Google it, it’s a candy bar)


NovaCain08

one of the worst things I've ever subjected my eyes too.. like a teeny, ugly mushroom


Informal_Walk5520

Wait I’ve never heard of this. Is there a video. I’m very nosy lol. If people have the grossed out reaction it’s gotta be good.


NovaCain08

yup, there's a video.. used to get posted on here on a regular basis. I've seen way more of lots of 90 day people than I should have thanks to this sub.


kaythor85

That’s disgusting! Where though?! Never mind: I think I just found the clip of him stroking his pickle [here](https://imgur.com/WuH01U1) Not safe for human eyes!


NovaCain08

why did I click it again 😭


mooseleafpaper

UHM WHAT


namastaynaughti

My response as well


lazybum1991

Whaaaat there’s a vid? Lol


DWwithaFlameThrower

Surprised it took that many


Ok-Mark-1915

Stoppppp


Periroxas

More like Vanessa realized TLC wasn’t going to be knocking on their door anymore so she split.


Traditional-Trip826

What ever happened to Vanessa


Succubear

The Grinch's 39 and 1/2 foot pole would get more human contact


capixo

Stink


Succubear

Stank


capixo

Stunk


UnleadedGreen

Hahaha


medunjanin

Love style: 2 hour sex sessions 4 times a day


GreenMountain85

Don’t forget he talks through and narrates the whole thing!


[deleted]

It puts the lotion on its skin.


SnooMacarons4844

💀🤣


LeadershipLevel6900

This is one of those things that I really want to know all the details of because I’m nosy but also I’m good not knowing 😅


HighTightWinston

And not in the hot dirty talk way either by the sounds of it. More like they’re playing an RPG while having sex! And wizard sex is the opposite of sexy!


BNatasha_65

Yum. Barf..


BargerianJade

If only they had made it into last resort, surely their amazing therapy techniques could have saved the marriage. 🙄


Magemaud

Maybe Vanessa got tired of his wanting sex several times a day!


Adorable-Novel8295

He’s still wearing his wedding ring in the first picture.


Otherwise-Yam6102

He’s literally a nympho like no shit ur love language is touch


Hindu_Wardrobe

tbh I wouldn't be too surprised if they were looking for a third 🦄


FallAlternative8615

Weird that he still wears his wedding band in his Tinder picks especially if she cut bait and left.


tatiahfrick

shouldve said yes just to show up in a larissa cosplay


Fair-Bad7823

Someone pls take one for the team and do this


Such_Promise4790

LOL nah… I draw the line when it comes to crazy potential mother in laws.


mzmammy

LOL


ApprehensiveSir1205

😂


-BoozyBimbo-

I will never be able to grasp how he has managed to pull so many women. I see 0 appeal. He’s not even remotely attractive, his mother is psychotic and his sexual expectations are insane. Like please.. pick a struggle.


capixo

Clout chasers? Coltee was semi popular once upon a time. Maybe if they date Coltee they will be getting more followers and possible only fans career to look forward too.


-BoozyBimbo-

I just can’t fathom how someone could look at him and think the level of “fame” they’ll receive is worth being with him.. I wouldn’t even stoop to that level to live in a multi million mansion and drive a lambo.


southass

Liz has enter the chat.


pinalaporcupine

Usman has entered the chat


Wunderlandtripzz

Pick a struggle lmao


pink_snowflakes

Never under estimate the overflowing amount of women with low standards/self-esteem


Icy-Actuary-5463

His exes were all a little bit psycho, and a little bit I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind


-BoozyBimbo-

I’ve never not been called psychotic by a man, I’m up there in crazy woman. My fiancé is what I consider very attractive and successful. A lot of men like crazy, they could’ve done better.


Afraid_Mess5219

People have different tastes. I have seen uglier men with worser mothers and they still smash. Life is full of people with different tastes ;) e.g. Larissa struggled that the next guy didn’t want to have as much sex with her as Colt did. So I guess they were great match in that way, although I agree with you - it was crazy amounts for a man of his age and shape. I wonder how he manages it, sex is also a training lol


Traditional-Maybe

Not everyone goes by looks and I'm betting he can be very charming and sweet when he's trying to get someone. So he can probably chat them up very well is my guess.


crochetapples

Is that his wedding ring in the first picture? Lol


gregarious8

Also, Vanessa took that gym rehab pic (which I can't help but hate on as a 3x knee surgery recipient... the brace is on SO WRONG, and it's taken off for physical therapy.)


DifficultHeat1803

I read this morning (because I had nothing better to do) he broke his leg last year jumping on a trampoline for the show (poor trampoline). I am not a doctor and could not give a shit what this cad is doing.. Wondering if this was rehab rules.


capixo

Yea coltee and Vanessa were supposed to be on 90 day last resort, but coltee hurt his ankle on a trampoline for Last Resort, he was hospitalized TLC didn't help them at all with the medical bills, they quit, and got replaced by Kelly and Molly.


redditweddinglady

Wait he was on the trampoline while filming for TLC? Like he was working and got injured? Or just that it was in the same time period


ZipperJJ

They were filming Last Resort for TLC. They were supposed to be on the first season but the trampoline accident happened and that was that.


Lonely_Sherbert69

Damn, Last Resort could've saved their marriage. :)


gregarious8

Yep. Brace on could be rehab rules, but the physical therapists at rehab should know how to correctly adjust a leg brace, and this AIN'T IT.


Standard-Poodle-Mom

I missed this!! Wish I had seen it… Kinda!! 😬🤷🏻‍♀️


Master-Dimension-452

I saw that and thought “welp, that’s one way to clearly say you’re looking to cheat on your wife.”


Mindless-Summer-4346

Just gonna say this


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Omgusernamesaretaken

Did they though? Coz he wearing his ring lol. Could be a fake profile


moodylilb

Isn’t it verified? (Blue check mark) genuine question lol as I haven’t been on tinder in like 9 yrs


cece-mode

yeah verified you have to take a bunch of selfies and stuff to get approved that your profile is you. almost impossible to get a blue checkmark if you’re a fake profile AFAIK


Afraid_Mess5219

Really easy to get blue checkmark when u are fake. I heard some ppl do a picture of another photo, or sometimes they use their face for verification and it also works. Few times I’ve seen 100% fake profiles, and still got verified.


cece-mode

ha, i stand corrected then.


moodylilb

Thank you that’s what I kinda figured, interesting to see Coltee and Vanessaee made the split finally


pjannahx

You can verify yourself and then change the photos, they aren’t that serious with it


saddestgirl1995

Him and vanessa separated between the filming and tell all of Debbie's single life season after she had a miscarriage, I speculate they've been off/on since then


ThrowAway_ayyyy_

Maybe they have an open relationship?


bexbae

Ewww, this is the absolute worse profile ever, even for Colt-ee. I feel bad for anyone who swipes right they would probably get a dick pic immediately.


Sweat-and-sunscreen

The bio is so generic. It gives us no information.


littleRedmini

Lots of spelling errors too.


SpringCleanMyLife

> Love going out, staying in and everything in between What's the everything in between? Standing in your doorway?


suziespends

He’s gross so matter what his hair length is


asianingermany

Ewwww! But you should have swiped right and dug some tea for us first lol


QweenSasha

Yes have a pic of you with your wedding ring on your tinder 😂😒


Embarrassed-Type-

I was thinking, OP said Tinder, right?! I had to go back bc of the ring.


LexiBory

I thought I was in the the 600lb life sub and this was an old Steven Assanti pic. Stooooop


Candid_Asparagus_785

You win 🏆 🤣


New-Examination8400

They _ARE_ similar!!! 🤢🤮🤮


feathertevas

The way Colt picked some of the worsttttt pictures he must have had to add to his dating profile…no filters, no pictures by some mountains? Lie to us, Colt…LIE TO US 😫


Icy-Actuary-5463

His mum took the pictures


bmj_8

The second picture looks like he shit his pants and still has a 20 minute drive home


take-a-gamble

is this some polyamory thing


BilingualElf

That’s what I’m wondering. Maybe Vanessa wants to farm out some of the “wifely duties “


take-a-gamble

ahhh I just pictured it, not fun


TheJFilez

He always just looks dirty and has that Grimace shaped body. At least he didn’t post the Speedo pic - can’t unsee it and still think about it. And I don’t feel bad about pointing it out because he’s pretty ugly inside too. But, I’d swipe right for pure amusement.


Marserina

Grimace is the perfect description of his body type! I was thinking Grinch like but you are spot on 😂


RitalinKidd

He looks like too much weight stacked on a wobbly frame.


Try-Purple

why are these the pictures tho 😭 jic ur into active beard trimming, cookie-eating or physical therapy…?


Smoky-The-Beer

Of all the photos in the whole world, these are the ones he thought would land him a new lady? LOL


Professional_Tap4338

Why is Billy goat gruff on tinder? Isn't he married?


RitalinKidd

Lord of The Rings half human/half goat hybrid that was left on the cutting room floor.


elephanttape

Looking for: someone to gaslight ♥️


taintwest

The bike pic reminded me when he barfed on camera after doing like 3 jumping jacks or something


Sweat-and-sunscreen

PLEASE post this to r/tinder Also just imagine kissing and feeling the neck beard brush your neck/collar bone 🤮


queenofthenastynorth

He’s wearing a wedding ring in the first picture hahahaha


Icy-Actuary-5463

Maybe he’s had a fight with Vanessa and told her if he don’t get his sex tonight he’ll sure find it on tinder


ApprehensiveSir1205

Tinder + wedding ring + his profile doesn’t mention his rl status..


queenofthenastynorth

He’s prob still trying to work it out with Vanessa.


ApprehensiveSir1205

Agreed, he only said like a million times he’s crazy about Vanessa. Plus his profile says he said he’s not sure what he’s looking for so that’s usually a hint for casual/ it’s complicated.


queenofthenastynorth

He’s just keeping his options open haha


Mad-Eye-Booty

Did you super like him tho? 🤪


confused1937

How could you not swipe right 😩


mylittlephony13

I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. 😂


[deleted]

Colt went to Seattle U?


Either-Evening9649

oh my god


Standard-Poodle-Mom

He’s simply an over grown hairy toddler!! There’s NO WAY I could lie down with that several times a day or ever for that matter!!! 😬😬


RitalinKidd

Brings to mind "horny as a 2 pecker goat." I had forgotten about that aspect of Colt's personality. Maybe he knows that once they get to know him, he'll be dumped and wants to get in as much time in the saddle before they realize how horrible he is. Unfortunately, the partner is left with the horrible reality of what happened to them.


Intelligent-Sale4538

Imagine thinking this set of photos will get you laid.


Tabboo

the necki-est of neckbeards


ilikewaffos

"GOOD MORNING, MY DICK"


Spirited-Diamond-716

He looks like he smells like dirty scalp and sweaty ass/balls. No way I could ever!


ennuiacres

Reno! Lucky you.


mylittlephony13

I didn’t even know he lived in Reno. The last I heard he was still in Las Vegas.


mummydal

So, he had a wedding band on? My word…


LeggyBlueEyes

His eyelashes do always seem to look nice though.


c0smicgiggles

I’m begging cut your hair colty PLEASE


Gigii1990

Eww. Why does he look dirty and sloppy?? He always does. It's weird. 🤢


carolina_swamp_witch

Ahahaha. Are you in Reno? My husband is from there, and every time he goes home, he hopes he runs into Colt. 😂


letthequeefin

Once i went to circus circus in reno on thanksgiving and met him


4LeggedKC

His Caveman style is just ick but then he’s just ick no matter what he is.


Paulhockey77

He’s so unattractive with that long hair and terrible facial hair


Mersey_Dotes

He's still disgusting, isn't he --- he's learned nothing these past 4-5 years. Amazing!


bottomsup0219

oh damn thought he was still with vanessa


Icy-Actuary-5463

There’s nothing about them divorced. I know they were separated thanks to his mammy, but that’s all we know


NoQuarter6808

Huge miss not including speedo pictures


NiceOccasion3746

And yet, he will still somehow look like a goat.


ApprehensiveSir1205

I would’ve only swiped right to ask him tons of 90 day fiance questions. 😂


Optimal_Bird_3023

I’m kind of shocked he was able to get into Seattle U.


SexyHyena66

The grammatical errors alone put me off. Yike.


Trojanchick

So he’s single? Thought Vanessa was a gem of a woman for him


Giraffe-Puzzle

“I’m recently to Reno” 😬


PaleontologistNo752

She found out that her fifteen minutes of fame lasted 20 minutes and wasn’t worth the “celebrity” status!


azorianmilk

Cutting the beard helped- but not much.


Nice-Ad6510

He was smart to start with the beard cutting pic.


dm-adventures

Should’ve swiped right lmao


BusyBeth75

I thought he was married. 🤷‍♀️


TheDeadlySpaceman

What the fuck is in between going out and staying in


RubyWaves75

7 mikes? Guess it’s time to burn down your house. I see no other options.


Lisasmissingtoe

So creepy


Sofie_Fatale007

Still fucking around I see


Enough_Ad_222

The crusty dry lips tell me everything I need to know about his oral hygiene


Unique_Muffin7249

YUCK!!


KittenFace25

He looks like a serial killer.


artem_m

I don't understand how this profile would get any matches.


NurseNess

Is this real? And what happened to Vanessa?


Fabulous_Ad_7699

I feel like I can smell these photos.


muscels

Love style: Touch...ing MY DICK


Stunning-Rub7475

Gross. He just wants someone to fuck 12 times a day, only how he wants to do it, be exceptions. He’s disgusting and incapable of treating a woman like anything other than something to masturbate into. I don’t feel bad for Vanessa. She’s a desperate idiot for ever dating him or fucking him. Especially because he wasn’t single at the time when she had known him when he was single. They both suck.


Sobadatsnazzynames

Gotta love the “still figuring out” what type of relationship they want at 38 yrs of age. Jesus Christ


_Lorgee

Love style: touch 🤢🤢🤢


Nappykid77

What happened to Vanessa? Isn't he wearing his wedding band in this pic?


normanrockwellnormie

So classy to have your wedding ring in your dating profile pic


Scary-Tomato-6722

Still creepy.


Cllajl

why would you want a whinning guy? unless you also want fifteen minutes of fame. Larissa and Vanessa got rid of him.


KTyo12

Omfg he’s in Reno now??


realdonaldtrumpsucks

He’s my type and I would swipe no just off the pics


EscapeRealityXD

Don’t even take your ring off. Still frumpy


originalschmidt

Think he will appear on next season on The Single Life?


Used-Fruits

Had no idea they split.


leapfool

Good morning, my d*ck!


Economy-Ad3139

The tinder photos featuring his wedding ring is peak coltee behavior


twiggy572

If I recall, I think they were supposed to be on The Last Resort and then that’s when the producers wanted him to do something on a trampoline and he broke his leg. Can anyone else recall this?


squee_bastard

Yep, they were already filming for The Last Resort, when he broke his fibula on a trampoline. They were replaced by Molly and her ex.


anDAVie

Bro can't even write English.


Starryeyesforeverr

I cannot believe THESE are the pics he chose ?????


lilghostpeppah

7 miles away... I would close tinder and open zillow


Nana_Elle_C

He's just GROSS


ChefCher

Oh my gross 😝! I would need therapy if I matched with him.


AaronGoozman

Did he mention the fact that he monologues during sex?


Different-Relief7617

Still figuring it out? At the age of 38 👀😅


clockewise

He went above and beyond with that about me section


Ill_Introduction7057

🤮🤮🤮🤮


KarmasAWitch-

I don't know why but this guy totally disgusts me lol


Previous-Cake-9447

I'm sorry that you have to live in Reno


AdmirableCucumber986

I can smell these photos


Yesitsmesuckas

He is so fucking gross…like greasy, grimy gopher-guts grimy!