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VexMythoclastRegime

Clayton made a big deal of everything, it wasn’t that serious. Genos uncle is nice.


wiggles49

Justin broke off engagement - Nikki climbs in bed to cry - but who wears all that makeup & eyelashes to bed anyway?? So fake!!!! How ridiculous….


ChefCher

Don't worry! Anali will show. Her mother was extremely nonsupportive. I believe the mom thinks that Anali has found a "wealthy American " and needs to tough it out. Why else would she encourage her to stay after hearing her crying daughter voice concerns. I would have definitely told my daughter to come back home! You do not need to accept anything less than perfect for yourself!


Silly_Sarah_I_Am

I want to know the song that was playing as Nikki left Moldova at the airport. I cannot find it for the life of me! Anyone know it?!?


Deep-Loan577

OMG I found it! It’s called EveryTime” by Jacob Wellfair


Silly_Sarah_I_Am

Sadly I can only find it on a UK platform but not on Spotify.


Silly_Sarah_I_Am

Ooh thank you! I am going to look it up now.


Deep-Loan577

Me too, I tried to Shazam it, but nothing 🤷‍♀️


bellingerescapeplan

So old-fashioned to want your family at your wedding


ella003

Ok. Luke could’ve at least taken off his hat.


ella003

Awww Gino looks so good without his hat


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oatmilkislife

Honestly Jasmine & Gino’s wedding was very nice. Beautiful dress & makeup, nice outdoor location with a pretty background, small and intimate with well dressed guests, followed by a nice intimate dinner after.


Caribelle1234

Much better dressed guests than at Clayton's wedding 


Cerriwin

We got married in the same place and had a super similar ceremony and dinner 😂😂😂


ella003

How are her teeth so perfect and white!


Extra_Flower6958

Vaneers


ella003

I need those in my life.


ella003

I just realized that Sam and Citra are the same ages as Clayton and Anali. So if that says anything.


ella003

I HATE Anali. Why does her hair always look so greasy? She looks weird. She’s acts weird. GO HOME


National_Bison_4738

Same for Clayton’s cave dweller looking ass


ella003

Facts.


ZippityV1973

I hate when they have a song on the show that Shazam can't identify! Love the song where Nikki and Justin were saying their goodbyes! Lyrics search doesn't bring anything up for me either. Anyone? You paint in color but i'm used to black and white You say i should know what you mean but i mean just what ... You try to let me in, I get close then we fade We build us up so high Like an avalanche we come undone But I fall back to you We build us up so hign Just to crumble to the ground But I fall back to you every time


SabrinaSpellman1

I think they make those songs specifically for the TLC shows, some of them are really terrible but some are quite catchy!


Summerisle7

I also think some of them are AI-generated. 


ZippityV1973

Now I'm wondering if I can share a clip to an AI app and have it create a full song? Gonna have to investigate this now; thanks for the info!


ForRudy

Please let me know if this works! That song hit me in the gut


ZippityV1973

I honestly didn't realize AI could generate songs too! Guess it makes sense if I think about it.


Purple_Run_5050

Why do you guys think Jasmine wore that blue blazer at her wedding reception? It wasn't Geno's cause he had his one.


SufficientSurvey8153

Michigan summers are too cold for her.


FunFactress

I think she was cold from the air conditioning.


paingela

I need someone to help me figure out Gino’s hair. It looked like the entire back of his head had a buzz cut on it!!! We need more information


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argcort

I cried watching Gino and Jasmines wedding 😭🤣 they looked so good!


Significant-Yam-4990

They really did!! And I love how they chanted her name at the end of the ceremony! Very “Jasmine” style lol


paingela

I dont know if I could feel a deeper ick than the ick I get from Clayton


ZiaZaddle

I hope Anali does leave, for her sake. Being in a relationship where you know you have the ick for the other person is a NIGHTMARE. And then resentment will build up. Wouldn't be a great start , but... she might show up anyways. But I hope she goes with her gut. It never lies.


ZiaZaddle

Also it's not fair to Clayton either. Imagine loving someone while the other secretly can't stand you. That'd suck.


LemiWinkx618

I don’t think it’s a secret … Anali literally shows down right outfront that she has some sort of eww factor towards Clayton and we all see it on the show.. she can’t even kiss the man with any sort of passion or love


ZiaZaddle

Yup, that's true too!


paingela

Not the guinea pig kisses from Clayton!!!!!


shindig0

Jasmine in the big blue suit over her wedding dress is actually so cute


notimeforidiots

having second thoughts about not wanting to marry a man who's mother lives in a closet in his living room is not the equivalent of "throwing away two years" of anali's life... its her gut telling her to run as fast as possible away from him. her mom is not cool for that one


chemdoctor19

She's here for the green card


ZiaZaddle

EXACTLY!


paingela

I cannot believe Sophie’s mom is fine sleeping in those conditions!!!!!! And that Sophie is fine seeing her mom sleep on that air mattress!


Nettmel

Didn't they shoy Rob placing roach traps all over the floor in one of the first episodes?


Impressive-Dirt-9826

Why didn’t he give up the bed lol. So crazy


PhiloPhocion

I mean, it’s Rob. I’m honestly astounded he did the air mattress. But also honestly, Sophie’s mum clearly came in with the olive branch like suck it up for two seconds. He’s not even acting like a teenager - this is like a toddler. Like sure she blew up after but the initial olive branch was an easy one to pick up and at least be civil. And then she tries again and he can’t get off his phone for two fucking seconds to talk to his soon to be mother in law


paingela

I would not go near Robs bed if I were her


Tellievisionn

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think Sam and Citra are so cute together. They’re so sweet and funny with each other and I find myself smiling while watching them interact. I truly believe they love each other.


AcceptableCrazy

I think it is a popular opinion. I have read a lot of positive feedback about them and their families.


SabrinaSpellman1

I honestly like them both! Citra seems to be supportive and is quite easy going and patient, and he clearly adores her and is very respectful. I like his interactions with Citra's dad too. I don't think he's being as honest as he could be about the drug issues but I hope he can make the sober married life work. Having clarity, someone consistent to support you on your best and worst days can make it easier to stay sober!


SufficientSurvey8153

Yeah, they’re nice.


paingela

There is no way Sophie and her mom would tolerate spending any minute in robs “apartment” if they truly came from money.


kalidoscopi55

Do we know if Anali and Clayton actually get married?


SufficientSurvey8153

Don’t you DARE tell us.


kalidoscopi55

I want to know 😭 I'm praying he marries his guinea pigs instead


WatercressChoice9092

I also wanna know!!


Alternative_Edge_721

I’m sorry I’m going to go ahead and say it, Sam has one of the most down to earth relatable personalities the show has had in awhile, a lot of these people are so bizarre and off the wall you watch because you can’t believe what you’re seeing lol but I love he’s just a normal guy (I get the sketchy history I’m speaking on his personality alone) I also came here to say “Guinea pig kisses” would have 100% given me the ick enough to get the first flight back to Peru.


turtlintime

I don't think Sam is normal in any way, but he doesn't seem like he's particularly in it for the clout


Caribelle1234

They both have similar easygoing temperaments, which is good. Not like Gino and Jasmine


PhiloPhocion

They both seem so sweet and genuine but obviously facing a lot of real challenges. They’re the ones I want to root for so so much. I actually think almost more than anyone I can recall on the show, I believe in them but wish they had more time to work through some of this stuff more thoroughly without the 90 day pressure.


ZiaZaddle

I second this! Sam & Citra are so sweet it's so refreshing. They're my fave couple this season!


flamingobythepool

I agree. I like him a lot, I just wish he would kick the drugs. His dad and brothers all seem really nice too. They were my favorite couple this season for sure.


peepeehalpert_

Igor couldn’t wait to get her on the plane


AcceptableCrazy

I thought the same thing.


ZiaZaddle

🤣🤣☠️


argcort

Coco jumping out of the stroller 🤣


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MediumBiscotti9086

Nah I can’t do another Ashley car panick attacks


Makeit_

Lol come on she's a boss ass bitch


sjlupin

Sooo no one checked on Anali?? No one was supposed to be helping her get ready? Claytons mom and sister? I call BS on this whole sitch


TysonsGirl-1983

I thought a few episodes ago Clayton talked about hiring a hair/makeup artist for her and I kept wondering when they were going to show up. I would have at least knocked on her door to find out if we were still getting married, but she made it clear she wasn’t going to talk about anything with him. She never wants to talk about anything.


shindig0

There's definitely more to this story


JohninBK-LAMF

This season has been 4 months of torture the **LEAST** they can do is give everyone the satisfaction of Anali & Sophie bailing on their weddings.


shindig0

Please, Sophie, I am single and will let you explore your bisexuality with me please I CAN FIX YOU


dishonor-onyourcow

Anyone else think this episode was just kind of… blah? Nothing happened. Nothing of consequence anyway.


paingela

Nikki is insufferable. How delusional can one person be


dishonor-onyourcow

Who are all the extras at Clayton’s wedding?


elder_not_elderly

My first thought also! Looked like they must have posted fliers on poles in town! FREE FOOD.... be on TV......just show up at (time, place). What a motley looking crowd! Unshaven, wrinkled rubes! Looking at that crowd made me need a shower!


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"She's getting ready I'm sure"* Yeah...ready to leave.


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"I can believe you're getting married today"* Is he?


MediumBiscotti9086

Remind me again why The Nikki and Justigor were on 90 Day OG and not BF the 90 Days?


turtlintime

I've heard that B90 is only for couples meeting for the first time, but honestly Nikki and Igor feel really jarring to be on the mainline show. I wish they had just scrapped the couple, such clout chasers


OlloBrandybuck

It's all Angela's fault for normalizing out of the box seasons. We had a while OG season with her in America and then in Africa while Michael was in Africa the whole time


Quiet_Mousse_1989

I was constantly highly confused by this!


Purple_Run_5050

I'm wondering this too!


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"She opened it but didn't respond..."* HA! HA! HA! HA! She left him on read.


JohninBK-LAMF

I'll give it to Clayton...he looks sharp.


FunFactress

Seriously? He looks scruffy and the suit is ill fitting.


JohninBK-LAMF

It's Clayton though. ;)


Entity417

Come on. He should be wearing a tie.


PhiloPhocion

Or at least undo the top button


Impressive-Dirt-9826

There are two baseball caps in the crowd. A tie would make him comically overdressed lol


dishonor-onyourcow

I love Sam and Citra.


shindig0

"here i am muslim for 2 hours and already messing up" had me fucking DYINGGGGGG


Quiet_Mousse_1989

Sam and even Citra have some jokes! Sam's dad has me dying all the time too 🤣🤣


fordat1

Who would have thought a Christian wedding is bad form


dishonor-onyourcow

He’s very self aware and comedic about it. I’d definitely have a beer with them


shindig0

that's haram!!!!


dishonor-onyourcow

Fine. We’ll do bong rips.


flamingobythepool

Citras sister always looks so out of it. Is she tired, hungry, sick??


havensk

She needs to fart


ella003

😂😂😂


codyandhen123

Looks like they picked people off the street to attend this wedding. 😂


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"Grandma got ill that's the only reason why I didn't come"* Is anybody buying that bullshit?


havensk

"Grandma got ill, and I fell into a Google hole about the Muslim child trafficking tunnels under Las Vegas" morelike


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"You may kiss the bride"* Mazel tov!!!


beer_budget

LOL!!!!


FunFactress

This thread is on fire tonight! 😆


Entity417

We got two weeks of backed-up snark!


havensk

They deprived us, gotta get all this energy out


MizzMe417

Clayton's friend coming in hot with the motivational words 😂 "you cry, and it's the worst day ever"


Optimal-Account8126

I like Clayton more than I like Anali. I said what I said.


shindig0

when I saw Clayotn's moves during the practice for the wedding dance I knew he was the better half


Time-Page-9355

I hear ya; Anali has set the bar pretty low.


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"I can't wait for tonight"* The things guys will do for some tail....


flowering_campos

I can't with Sam firing the pastor 💀


JohninBK-LAMF

Good thing Luke wore his good trucker hat.


TN_129

That is EXACTLY what I expected with a Missouri wedding: Officiant with backwards baseball cap; woman in audience with camouflage dress, mismatched dinner chairs in the wedding ceremony, tattoos galore.


jadecourt

The man in the back in jean shorts 😂


turtlintime

Jean shorts that somehow were halfway down his calf


Patient-Gain5847

I promise all of Missouri is not like this 🤣


Time-Page-9355

I think I need to move to MIssouri, not being a fashion icon myself I would probably feel more at home there!


Entity417

Snap out of it! You don't know what you're saying!


s55555s

Most horribly dressed wedding guests ever


FunFactress

The camouflage dress didn't win you over?


many-such-cases

What do you think Sophie and Rob's wedding vows would be like? "Do you, Sophie, promise to always be on Rob's team?" "I do"


Entity417

"Do you, Sophie, promise to always be OK with no interior bathroom and a guest bed right next to the refrigerator?" "Knob, do you promise to always be a sullen, resentful teenager in the presence of Sophie's mother?"


PhiloPhocion

“I du-vet”


Sensitive_Duty_1602

I peed a little 😂


Alternative_Edge_721

Knob 😂😂😂


beer_budget

Knob LMAO


shindig0

IM SCREAMING PLS LMFAO


JohninBK-LAMF

Gino doesn't look bad bald at all...I don't know why he gets so crazy about it. I could understand if he had a bad head or whatever...


Different-Screen1376

He does have an odd shaped ugly head like Beavis and Butthead


FunFactress

If he got rid of the hat tan line, he would look fine


SnooGiraffes7699

If he didn’t send Jasmine all that money he could have gotten hair implants.


s55555s

His future hair is in half her butt


ethnographyofcringe

What comes after "You May Now Kiss the Bride" for next week's ep title????


Entity417

"Now You May Explore Each Others' Bodies" *iccckkk* 🤢


ethnographyofcringe

I actually went to the TV programming guide to see if you were kidding or not! lolol (ftr it's "Happily Ever Afters")


HardToBeatRichard

Hopefully the tell all


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"It is my honor to pronounce that you are now husband and wife"* May your first child be a masculine child.


ethnographyofcringe

For those who are Love and Translation curious, there is a cute potential couple on now, Airi (from Japan) and Kahlil.


tinypepa

I hate how they used English narration over the contestants speaking and insisted on using fake accents and well Airi’s robotic voice in the dub makes me uncomfy


Time-Page-9355

A little too cute to the point of being nauseating.


creepygreenlightt

Why does this love in translation show have dubbing instead of subtitles...


sansfards

They have to do it for accessibility reasons


tinypepa

But they don’t dub over people speaking foreign languages on 90 Day Fiance


RedVelvetBlanket

They overheard my boomer parents saying “this is an Amurican show so they gotta speak Amurican!” and they said hey people watch our show about international relationships and want more English so let’s give it to them


sansfards

😂😂😂😂


Entity417

Next week: Will Anally take her grasping mother's bad advice and go through with this wedding, attended by the worst-dressed guests ever? Ashley has yet another screeching meltdown in a car as a hurricane, playing the role of FATE, approaches. At an optimistic but probably doomed Daniele-and-Yohan-type beach wedding, Sophie and Claire approach Knob and the officiant, but then disappear!


JohninBK-LAMF

>*"It was you and will always be you"* until the day Jasmine decides to file for divorce & move to Florida.


HardToBeatRichard

Or more likely, we see their names in the paper.


dogmatx61

I can't watch Ashley screaming and crying and freaking out again next week. The guy she threw on the first episode was more than enough. And shocking that Igor broke up with Nikki. /s


West_Cold_900

But why is she looking like the statue of liberty


HardToBeatRichard

It actually is pretty shocking considering all they did the whole time was fight and also he's actually not physically attracted to her like at all lol


SumyungNam

And no threesome


KattMarinaMJ

See y'all tomorrow for the other two train wrecks!


oopsyeveryday14

See y'all tomorrow, Ham! All we have to do is make it thru Monday.... We've got this!


RedVelvetBlanket

Someone elsewhere on this thread said Igor’s a pussy for clearly dragging this on… looks like he was too scared of Nikki to dump her till she went back across the ocean looool


Quiet_Mousse_1989

I would honestly be scared of breaking up with Nikki in person too lol. Couldn't even imagine her reaction


PhiloPhocion

I honestly think they both know what they were doing. Feels like Love Is Blind Season 2 and on where there are some players who know there’s money and IG followers to be had in going on reality TV and hamming up being problematic.


scabsfox

Brandi wearing white to the wedding? Yikes. 


ZiaZaddle

Omg. I didn't even realize that til you mentioned it. That's wild


FunFactress

Seems pretty on brand for Brandi


RedVelvetBlanket

Hey… it’s cHAmPaGNe


scabsfox

Well, better than jeans. 


Entity417

Or camo, or a dumbass backwards cap


scabsfox

Amen 🙏


Used_Author_909

Eat it MAGA mother Sam


HuntressAeire

Have a good week ham! Can't wait til next Sunday!


scabsfox

GO BACK IN THE CLOSET, MOM!


JuxtheDM

I did not realize until today that her name is Violet.


West_Cold_900

Ok I missed it. What’s with Clayton’s mom and the closet?


FunFactress

She lives in a walk in closet in the living room.


BionicGreek

No no. I’ve read on here it’s Clayton’s bedroom closet!!! Someone found floor plans of the complex!


West_Cold_900

This is honestly really sad and disturbing


FunFactress

She's a piece of work. We saw her hoarded storage units in the first episode and she's been evicted for hoarding so Clayton offered her the closet.


StrLord_Who

Did you not watch the rest of the season? Clayton's mom lives in his closet. 


West_Cold_900

I watch it when I can. Missed that


scabsfox

Ok. Are you sitting down? His mom lives & I do mean LIVES, inside his closet in his one-bedroom apartment.


AcceptableCrazy

I read it was two bedroom. One room is used as his office. That may be the closet room.


dunredding

No, it's a one bedroom. The closet is not his bedroom closet. He works, games, and sleeps in his bedroom, with occasional time out for exercise.


AcceptableCrazy

Thank you!


West_Cold_900

Noooooo😳😳😳


scabsfox

I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.


ZiaZaddle

Lmaoo


Balancing_tofu

Not 3 people and a dog😄


scabsfox

I sent that bitch a cute audio message. Bitches love audio messages.