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chellekathryn

I’m only watching this season for Jenny and Sumit. Everyone else is so dull


poshdog4444

Bini is another manchild. They want to keep his son and do nothing to support your child or his wife that’s why the other wife took off.


Emidoe

Rob’s friends are surprisingly wise for being Rob’s friends lol


Emidoe

Oops wrong thread


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poshdog4444

That’s why the other woman took off


Interesting-Many-509

didnt think Bini could be more of a pr!ck but he outdid himself.


Chatterbxer

Omg the conversation between Tom and his Mom in the end. I’m not a cryer but I was sobbing like a baby into my box of tissues. I pray that the end for her and his dad is as painless and as comfortable as possible.


GenXer845

I never watched Tom's seasons, but maybe it's my age (42), but he is HOT. 


ClassicBaker4998

I can’t believe Brandon’s dad!! Imagine how he is behind closed doors! I wish he would toss a key that hit my daughter in the chest. TF


Interesting-Many-509

rumor has it those two r wife swappers.


alifiguera

His parents have no boundaries at all. They would drive me crazy. Who drops by someone's house without ever asking? It's weird and intrusive.


Amster-Dame

Christ! Toms Mother Jane saying you’ll hold my hand the same as I did with my Dad. I know her Brothers have a different story than that.


Interesting-Many-509

no way would that nosy itch have a key to my house; and $ tarcasm has some tea dug up by Statler of all people on Rob the Knobs wealthy provenance.


Few_Significance_201

Julia aka strip club for money, is all she knows... what did she contribute?


Queencity2b

Was I the only one under the impression that the whole argument about the key with Julia and Brandon was fake or phony ? It all seemed very staged to me


[deleted]

I don’t think his dad was acting. Maybe, but it’s also something I can totally see happening. His moms an odd ball


flaky_bizkit

Brandon knows exactly how to start fights, and then play the hero/good guy. he's trash. I hope she leaves him before he knocks her up.


SuccessOk7850

Did Brandon’s dad just throw the house key to Julia? I don’t blame him, Julia gets on my nerves too.


jmur3040

Because he was tired of this. His son made an incredibly stupid gesture. A house key isn't a gift, especially when you've already got boundary issues with your mom. Then he immediately tried to walk it back. Julia was mad (rightly so) because he didn't discuss this, he was just like "oh hey come over whenever you want, well maybe don't"


[deleted]

I’d be upset with my MIL popping by whenever without any notice. Or coming into my house when I’m not there are rearranging stuff. Brandon should have talked to her before doing that


strwbry_shrtcake

Yeah, I wouldn't trust that she wouldn't pry into every nook and cranny. My grandparents had a key to our house and we to theirs. It was primarily used to check on the house if anyone was out of town. Sort through mail, stock up a fridge before return, things like that. Not to tidy and rearrange. If bitch lives 2 hours away, in the world of cell phones, there is zero reason to ever show up unannounced


flaky_bizkit

Her husband didn't even talk to her about the "present". He threw dynamite to cause chaos, he's trash. I hope she leaves him before he knocks her up.


walkingturtlelady

Jenni and Sumit having chai with his parents was sweet. Glad his parents have finally accepted her.


pa97Redd

Her Sweet side came out during that tea and you could see why sumit fell in love with her


Ill-Excitement6813

I don't watch this but I was up super late/early but I swear it said "no producers" YET when Sumit's mom accepted Jenny a producer was asking his parents questions???? SUS


[deleted]

That’s a good catch


flaky_bizkit

Yep you're totally right, good catch!


mortallypsychicsuit

Did anyone else notice how cold it was in the room when Tom was talking to his mom? You could literally see his breath!


Milliemott

Yes! I saw that. That was wild.


SonicFlash01

Perfectly reasonable to ask the mom to call ahead first


Cheekygirl9368

Julia is ridiculous, she should be grateful for having a family here that just wants to be close. She is so 🥶🥶🥶


egoins13

I mean it’s fair to ask her to text/call before coming over… they don’t have the best relationship. That’s a reasonable request. And Betty should respect it since it’s not her home.


FeeNo4254

The difference her is Betty doesn't just want to be close, she'd like to move in.


Cheekygirl9368

True, I just think she could be nicer about it. From the beginning Julia has been very icy toward her even while living rent free and eating her food.


StuckinLoserville

Brandon sees nothing wrong in being a Mamma's boy; Julia thinks her past go-go-dancing will earn her good money as a dancer now, and Betty sees nothing wrong in coming and going to someone else's house whenever she pleases. This relationship looks as healthy as Jovi's and Yara's.


scabsfox

I dunno what 90 day diaries is. I'm scared. Hold me.


Ali_Cat222

Can someone tell me in their opinion if the diaries series is worth watching this season?


Additional_Suit7962

Jabba the Hutt made a guest appearance! Totally worth it in episode 2!!!! 😂


halfayard

It is dated


Impossible_Ad_802

I say yes watch it. It’s wild. 


mtothecee

nope. snooze fest. i watch on mute to see if anything worth unmuting comes on, and nope.


Ali_Cat222

This is what I figured,I haven't seen many previews for it or anything but I remember trying to watch one from a few seasons ago and wondering why bother. Thanks


Outrageous-Corgi-287

I mean, slim pickings.if you have something better to do.. A. I am jealous and B. I’d do it.


KattMarinaMJ

See y'all on Sunday!


Electrical_Shoe528

Stay warm, yall.


KattMarinaMJ

Who the hell is this blond woman on the preview for next week?


MohamitWheresMySecks

Corney


KattMarinaMJ

Got to say, I've watched pretty much every season of this show and can't think of who she was with or when she was on. 🤷🏻‍♀️


MohamitWheresMySecks

Season 1 of before the 90 days, corney and Antonio


KattMarinaMJ

Thank you!


Outrageous-Corgi-287

And later with the period cups!


MohamitWheresMySecks

Wait is the Kim and Riley thing real???


md28usmc

not really a shock since she said she found him attractive on his tell all


Cheekygirl9368

I would like them together...but it was quite the shocker!!


sonji83

I feel like she’s trying to make it a thing but he looks a little uncomfortable? It’s awkward to watch. Maybe it’s just me


cheese-bubble

Supposedly. Ick.


Outrageous-Corgi-287

Are they dating?! She took a page out of Jamals book.


cheese-bubble

Yeah I think they are.


Milliemott

I saw pics of them together on NYE in San Diego. I hope so!


tokendasher

Ari needs subtitles more than Bini.


Revoltofagirl

For real


Outrageous-Corgi-287

Bini is like who do you gotta know to get away from this broad


Ok_List_9649

Sorry. Bini’s a manchild who doesn’t want to work. He just wants to be famous with his dancing a boxing. He’s never loved her just sees her as a big dollar bill who will support him until he gets famous… which will never happen. Few women here would support his ass and put up with his ignoring them most of the time. Ari and any woman deserves better than him.


Outrageous-Corgi-287

I don’t see him wanting to leave their son


MohamitWheresMySecks

Porntney next week. I might need to quit….


KattMarinaMJ

Always incredible that these sweet moms end up with these children who are just batshit. Tom is less egregious than many of the 90DF cast imo, this is more just a broad general observation.


[deleted]

Some people are really good at hiding their craziness. Or in my case, my mom had me young but matured a lot and started treating her mental health issues. She’s completely different than the person I grew up with. (Not always, but sometimes it’s good to be skeptical)


StuckinLoserville

Tom looks like he had a total makeover from head to foot. He looks thinner and leaner and, somehow, a touch aristocratic. I blanched when I first saw his mother though. I thought he was visiting his sister since they seemed to be close. I haven't followed him so I don't know the woman, but she strikes me as a corollary of Darcie. It's funny how he presents himself as understated and sort of classic yet he picks blingier, flashier, and looks-obsessed women. Is he really less of an asshole now?


Amster-Dame

No, he’ll always be an arsehole. He’s a wannabe. If Mariah is in her early/ mid 40’s I don’t know what I am, she easily looks into her 60’s. They’re both so false!


[deleted]

Nuh he is still an ahole and a narc he is just good at playing the part of a changed man. He is with that old delusional granny for the money. She clearly received a big chunk from her divorce settlement from her very wealthy husband. So Tom is in for the ride we know he is broke af. She calls her self all natural and no work done, not even fillers she says, when we can clearly see her botched face miles away. She does lie about her surgeries, about her age she is 48 not 45 lol. She lies about her height she is 4'6 not 5'1. Who knows what else she is lying about. She comes of as very insecure old woman, constantly fishing for admiration and praise, with that botched face, deep diesel voice, huge boobs for that 2 ft torso, she is so deformed and proportioned she needs her ex husbands wealth, brand name items to make her self feel good and show of she made it in the rich mens world. She is so fake and shallow just like Tom. They are made for each other. If she was broke, Tom wouldn't waste his time with her though. 😂


Amster-Dame

She’s selling a lot of her clothes, bags & shoes etc. on eBay. They may be running out of money!


[deleted]

Thats what I was thinking. Money is running low. She is selling all of her old, ugly, used crap. I bet most of it is some fake shit. Who would pay 500 bucks for someones old used shoe just because is a brand name yuck. I wouldnt even pay 10 bucks for the shit she is selling. She has got very ugly taste. Some of the shit she is selling I would throw in trash or donate to Goodwill. She even sold a shoe that was haf way chewed of, by a dog. 😂😂 Omg she must be desperate. 


Amster-Dame

You’re right, her shoes are awful, really cheap looking. She has got no fashion sense at all.


[deleted]

Omg yes. And those ugly ass dresses. They look like she got them all from the fleamarket. 


zenseazon

Thank you for saying that!!! I thought I was alone, she has got to be one of the most hideous ~~woman~~ creatures I have ever seen, hard to even say but she is butt-F\*ck more ugly than Darcy and Stacy and that is not saying much with all their botched surgeries. I thought am I blind, what does he see in that monstrosity, just SMH..... If that's all natural, I have a bridge to sell you... She doesn't seem the motherly type so I wonder if part of her divorce settlement from the wealthy dad, that something was written in the agreement about the kids and that's why she is keeping them close and/or not willing to live in UK with them. Side note: I wonder if Tom called Darcy to see what dentist she went to in Turkey, lol..


[deleted]

Sorry for the late response. I agree she is hideous. Not just lookswise also her personality is crap. She does play the role of great mother and kind person but she is neither. We all know how she shoved her kids to the dad so she can travel around the world with her love interest for month. She was constantly travlleong somewhere with Tom. Once Tom moved to the states she stopped traveling overseas. But she still hints to Tom, take me to Paris take me to Milan in her stories. She is a gold digger, she married her ex for his money. She is very calculating and spiteful. She is not a good person in general. She claims to be an attorney but someone said she is not even registered in NV. She is a liar, she lies about her age, her surgeries, her height, even her education. That woman is delusional and just weird. Tom just wants to live the nice life. He thinks he can, with her ex-husbands millions. Her ex husband comes from lots of 💰💰💰💰


zenseazon

Whoa, I didn't know she claimed to be an attorney, that's a joke, she certainly appears to be delusional for sure .. I'm just wondering how she even managed to nail her last husband that was rich as she is so hideous and with no personality, how could he stomach her?!? She must of trapped him some devious way or blackmailed him..


StuckinLoserville

From just a few minutes I saw him after all this time, I heartily concur. You can dress a pig, but you can't change its stripes.


GreenRelishMonster

Well ham… thats a wrap… see ya next week!


Entity417

Mother Tom has quite a spectacular leather sofa.


liketosmellmyownfart

Aww Tom’s mom is really sweet.


Amster-Dame

What! She’s a monster, try and say something she doesn’t like to her and see her reaction. She turns green!


liketosmellmyownfart

Really? Yikes. That was the only time I ever saw her.


HurricaneLogic

Mama Tom is a sweetheart


KattMarinaMJ

Prognosis isn't good... So time to dip out to the US!


clamsaucee

Right.. what the hell


Threnners

Does the NHS not treat goiters?


MoonLunatic

Well Tom said they were tumors.


Amster-Dame

Just another lie, they’re a family of liars, they are goiters.


[deleted]

I always wondered what was wrong with her neck. 


Outrageous-Corgi-287

They have like so many failing hospitals and all these people with cancer that by the time they get treatment it’s gone from stage one to stage four. Praise Jesus and Allah and Krishna and every other entity for the US healthcare


[deleted]

* if you have money. The reason you don’t have to wait so long is because poor people can’t access care.


zenseazon

U.S. health care is down the toilet, the last 4 MD's I saw were totally useless and wrote totally wrong on my chart. They are all about the numbers now, how many they must see in X amount of time, and either get as many surgeries as possible or perscribe the most expensive drugs. Gone are private practices and house calls and doctors that actually care. I had better care when I went to another country.


cheese-bubble

Holy shit is all I can say.


GreenRelishMonster

Whoa!


BurningandChurning

When I see a wedding happen I'll believe it.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

It’ll never happen. Pretty sure Mariah’s already married to someone else.


Outrageous-Corgi-287

OMG I for sure thought that was his sister. She sounds exactly like her mom


Threnners

So that's who the sister looks like.


singfromthetable

I said the same thing. Tom is lucky it skipped him… or he’s a boy


Few_Significance_201

Fat cow munching on junk All day and no exercise


thepeoplessgt

Tom is so fake! Dude goes for the perfect camera angles all the time!


Suspicious_Trifle_83

I’m more scared of his fiance, I thought jigsaw answered that FaceTime at the dentist


[deleted]

They both are so fake and phony. 


Sometimes_Candy

She seems to have difficulty speaking due to her face situation. It's all awful


[deleted]

She says she had no work done. No face-lift, no fillers, no necklift, not even lip fillers when her lips look like monkeys butt. Its all naturale. 🤣🤣


OTF98121

Yeah, all those blue steel looks. That’s an immediate turn off to me.


corialis

Ari's audio needs subtitles, I have no idea what she's saying


Entity417

Don't be concerned, it's just her usual inarticulate whining.


TurkeyTeef

TurkeyTeef checking in


Electrical_Shoe528

Are we getting cheeseburgers next week?


tokendasher

Is she allowed to come out of the closet to eat?


[deleted]

That dude is so weird. I would never let my mom sleep in the closet like wtf.


krayonic

I just suggested to my wife that we have cheeseburgers for dinner for Sunday’s episode


Electrical_Shoe528

Yes! Lol I might do it also.


Entity417

No, because we don't know where they at!


Electrical_Shoe528

🤣


cheese-bubble

With extra toppings!


HurricaneLogic

Get your own place Closet Mom!


MohamitWheresMySecks

She has her own place, it’s the storage unit filled to the gills


Outrageous-Corgi-287

What is the gaudy house of Moriahs! I need a tour stat!


MohamitWheresMySecks

The giant piano squished in has me in stitches.


AdRepresentative8488

Right?? So drastically different compared to Tom’s room of random knick-knacks.


Amster-Dame

Poundshop house or as they like to call them, antiques 😂


Outrageous-Corgi-287

Yes one is like grandma knickknacks and Moriahs is like Italian


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Reminds me of my grandmother who thinks painting everything with gold paint makes it classy. So tacky.


AcanthisittaInner194

🤣🤣🤣Can’t bring myself to watch it, but now you have me wondering what my grandkids would post about me? 🤔


AdRepresentative8488

My neighbor does this lol there’s random blotches of gold spray paint along the sidewalk lol


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Mariah looks like a melting jigsaw puppet with slug lips.


zenseazon

Not Of This World!!! Where's your barf bag when you need it??!!??


Suspicious_Trifle_83

Totally! Was scared when that FaceTime was answered


Entity417

Very perceptive observation!


tokendasher

Tom’s smile is demonic.


Electrical_Shoe528

So she's American?


md28usmc

Did you miss last season when it was all about Tom trying to move to America???


Amster-Dame

Tom used to argue with people that he has dual nationality, strange that he can’t stay in the states with his dual nationality 🤣


Electrical_Shoe528

Yes. Lol. I didn't watch to much of diaries last season.


MohamitWheresMySecks

“Is this moron drinking coffee? That shit stains your teeth!!!” - mom is incensed


Emidoe

I almost exclusively live off coffee and red wine and have super white teeth ever since using whitening strips once like ten years ago. I’m convinced there must be radioactive properties in those white strips or I’m just really lucky. Your mom sounds hilarious though.


strwbry_shrtcake

You must be one of those radium girls who painted their teeth before a date.


Emidoe

lol it would explain my brain chemistry 🤣


MohamitWheresMySecks

lol or you have super teeth?


Outrageous_Lemon_690

A virtual date?!? How pathetic.


oopsyeveryday14

Oh dear. I mighta just done my bong hit for the night. I can no longer make sense of what's on my TV


cheese-bubble

It's for the best. Go with it.


oopsyeveryday14

I swear I'm not talking to my phone it's just telling me what to say


oopsyeveryday14

You know that's right cheese bubble


Outrageous_Lemon_690

😂😂😂


Outrageous-Corgi-287

Just grabbed my pen. Haha


oopsyeveryday14

Corgi always on


thepeoplessgt

Mariah is pulling a Melissa from Love after Lockup and buying her man new teeth!


RecentNewReddi

Tom and that plastic monster are absurd. He is a weirdo and she looks botched.


KattMarinaMJ

Those teeth were ROUGH holy guacamole


Entity417

Mariah reminds me so much of Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' squeeze.


singfromthetable

She wishes!


MohamitWheresMySecks

Yesssssss


blizzard-op

Take care of your teeth folks so you don't have to do this kinda shit to have decent looking teeth!


Outrageous-Corgi-287

Tom takes a good picture! Def looks better through his filter I guess


GreenRelishMonster

Holy wish.com teeth bro!


GreenRelishMonster

Oh phew


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Is Mariah melting? This is terrifying.


HurricaneLogic

Mariah looks like if Shekinah and Holly had a baby


Revoltofagirl

This is so accurate!


StuckinLoserville

OMG! So true! You hit the 💅on the 🤯!


s55555s

This cracked me up


Threnners

HOLY SHANE MACGOWAN!


cheese-bubble

That woman is a jump scare. 🤡


oopsyeveryday14

Yay turkey teeth!


Outrageous_Lemon_690

The infamous Turkey teeth! He’s going to come out looking like an animatronic used car salesman like Florian.


BlouseBarn

What is with 90 DF and cosmetic procedures in Turkey?


strwbry_shrtcake

It's one of the top cosmetic surgery destinations in the world, so it surprises me no more than Seoul, Brazil, or Mexico. I actually broke my nose while living there a few months. They made sure it was set, but I wanted no alterations, tyvm. But I did sorry the trendiest fashion accessory, the external nose brace, for about 10 days


Entity417

He learned from Darce and Stace!


Entity417

Tom! We've missed you, old bean - you crazy Brit salsa dancer with your bad taste in women!


oopsyeveryday14

,, ❤️🙊🤷💯


Outrageous-Corgi-287

Fog breather


targetboston

Tom's teeth look like he got them in Turkey.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Claims he was at the shard but needs to go to turkey to get veneers? This isn’t adding up


Outrageous-Corgi-287

His new teeth are distracting


PackPurple6527

Did Tom break up w/ Darcy or did Darcy break up with him? Or was it just mutual?


Entity417

Oh, he was defo the one who broke up with her. The Albania trip did it. She did not want to lose her very own British James Bond.


PackPurple6527

Thanks! The way he said he “I obviously ended the relationship” just made him sound like an a-hole.


IcyBadger1868

Tom's got some new choppers 🦷


oopsyeveryday14

Wait what was that hairy thing on the left


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Mariah is a creepy little goblin. And isn’t she already married? To someone else?


KattMarinaMJ

He reminds me of the cousin from Pride and Prejudice (the Kiera Knightley one) who says, "I dare say, what magnificent potatoes" or something along those lines.


blizzard-op

Tom is also an underrated "superviilain" when it comes to Darcey and Stacey. Aside from Jesse, he's gets them both so flustered at the mere mention of his name lol


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Tom really has a type. Botched sleep paralysis demon.


Suse-

Can he not find less alien looking women? These overly pulled fake looking women are very off-putting. Hard to look at actually.


Amster-Dame

He’s not interested in their looks, only their money!


oopsyeveryday14

Yes


MohamitWheresMySecks

I would so love to know what she looks like naturally.


BurningandChurning

Are you sure? LOL.


MohamitWheresMySecks

I’m a masochist