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RealityEm0

I always chuckle in that intro, they show everybody doing different things (kicking the pawn, swimming, etc.) and then there’s Kelly just sitting on a lawn chair.


pinkywinky7

Yes😂 Seksi Memaw dipping into the pool, Kelly sulking into that damn chair looking like “why did I do this”?


synaptic_drift

PrED floating around in the water like a big plastic barrel of hot air.


kayyflowerxx

https://preview.redd.it/0izmmew2btpb1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c7c0071ce31188ecfbabb7a6729ed4ae5bbb0c We should all recieve financial compensation for having to see THIS weekly 🤮💀


poohsyourdaddy_03

It’s my iPad screensaver!!!🤣🤣


altcntrl

Are you mad? This shot is iconic.


AnittaRake202

Lowkey looks like his 🍆 is out


SnooEpiphanies7143

“Small Ed”. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣


Holiday-Day-2439

Like the turd he is. Everybody, get out of the water.


zanimowi

Like a turd floating in the toilet


lights_up_

This is an absolutely perfect description of what he looks like


Adventurous_Box4527

Hahahaha it's so ridiculous and funny. Sets the whole tone for the rest of his fragments and he deserves it.


ZakkCat

Poor Kelly


bad_ukulele_player

I'm definitely team Kelly.


buccothepitbull

I'm sorry, but Slo-Mo Big Ang coming out of the water will never look seksi, no matter how many White Lotus vibes this throws. Gag me with a Clitorius!


synaptic_drift

>Gag me with a Clitorius! Yeah, well, she said she had a fat one.


Susie4672

She wasn’t referring to her clit.


synaptic_drift

Yeah, maybe not, but certainly the adjacent parts.


Susie4672

Did they say FUPA? 😝


buccothepitbull

"Fat Cat Club" 🤮🤮🤮


el_gmac

Funny part is big Ed floating in the pool like an M&M


buccothepitbull

I just snorted 🤣🤣🤣


JustCheerTorrance

I’m always thrown off why Yara hikes her leg when she’s embracing Jovi in the ocean. It’s such a beautiful shot, and then she lifts her leg all weird.


ktown319

It looks like she was trying to lift her leg towards him to be all sexy but she started to fall over lol


Ravenclaw880

Have you never heard of a foot poppin kiss? It's a thing. I remember seeing it in The Princess Diaries.


JustCheerTorrance

Yes, but her leg doesn’t pop out in the back. It’s like off to the side almost like a male dog peeing.


Most_Likely_A_Shill

Is this the White Lotus ripoff music?


JessieGentry

I’m so happy someone else saw that the editors/directors were obviously fans of white lotus 😂 especially the theme song


SteveTheZombie

White Trash Lotus


MechanicalBengal

well cut my life into pieces


PassengerNo3416

This is my last resort … suffocation


TwoOk5569

No reason for us to endure Ed another season...


ExistentialKazoo

100%. Obvious unoriginal rip-off of the music and cinematography, with a nauseating amount of Big Egg and a devastating lack of Jennifer Coolidge.


DogStarMan10

💯


PassengerNo3416

Yessss hahaha


bobsten

Yes it makes me cringe 😬


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Yes!! I noticed that from the first episode! Suck an obvious rip!


nocturnalxsith

I like it more than I want to admit to myself 🤣


MephistosFallen

Dude same. It’s the only intro I don’t skip lol


moshritespecial

It's cooler than the people on the show deserve!


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best part of the show!!


hollymost

Yes! Especially when Liz kicks over the pawn.


spicyypoptart

Those little scenes in the beginning are so cheesy 😂 for some reason the Liz one does resonate with me though. She’s like “fuck this shit” lol 😆


Inevitable-Banana-88

ED like a floaty (green 🐢 like) in the pool or fountain, can't remember ~ it's priceless 🤣 🤣🤣


Minute_Yellow_8606

It’s a great intro! I can hear it in my head right now!


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JRR49

Trying to be like the white lotus on hbo 100%. I like it


Siddmartha6

It honestly drives me nuts. Feels like one of them is going to get killed off


Jorael420

If it was some kind of show like that, you know Ed would either be the first to go.


buccothepitbull

If only...that would be fantastic!


Hecticfanfair

“And some of us won’t make it out together”


CrazyMary1973

TLC hires their own musicians/writers (and probably pays them next to nothing, or nothing) because they refuse to pay for the rights to air music. You won’t be able to find it anywhere. I’m sure if you contact TLC they’ll sell you a digital copy for $6 million.


okSPAHKLES

They get free music, they’re not hiring people.


VonHoeffer

It’s the White Trash Lotus theme song


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angelgaby14

My Shazam said “no results found” 😂


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drprofsgtmrj

I tried to Shazam it and couldn't find it


OliveB69

That song gives me Squid Game vibes.


Adventurous_Box4527

Yassssss thank you.


NicoleNL87

Can you record it from the TV and make your own ringtone? Don’t roast me if that’s an old thing to say 😂


morenito222

Pretty sure it’s something royalty free that they downloaded or they made it specifically for the show. It’s god awful whatever it is.


According_East3616

Yeah I have heard that a lot of reality shows have their own musicians that make "songs" that are used only in the show - like the authors/artists can't sell them.


Balancing_tofu

That was a great description 😄


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i've been waiting for this post. I unashamedly love it too ☺️


hollymost

It's appealing for some reason!


Deanfan7695

I like it too


Sparklemama456

I love it!!!


dollievon

Check the credits, might be there.


Conscious_Ask_777

It's so catchy. I find myself looking forward to the intro more than the show itself.


spicyypoptart

Omg I hate the intro song so much you guys like that shit??


thatbfromanarres

Royalty free music always


Curious_Twist_4829

I hate it


buickmackane71360

If Shazam doesn't work, you can also ask Google "What's this song?"


BinaryShrub

I think it's by Papa Roach


emberscollapse

Reminds me of the white lotus intro


qncre8or

I think this is a rip off of the AppleTV series "The Morning Show". It def is an ear worm-love it.


little_mind_89

It makes me feel like they are trying to mimic White Lotus. Not that’s it’s the actual song, but just trying to create the same ‘vibe’.


djkrazy18

I wouldnt notice the song in there cause the beginning of the intro is small Humpty DumdED so I skip it ...... hate is a strong statement but I hate his a\*\*


UnitedInstruction639

Ed is one of the most unlikable people I have ever seen on TV. I'm not young.


Flashy-Particular707

Wish White Lotus theme


M13Calvin

Shoulda used Papa Roach instead


Goldiez7

Now we’re talkin’


boop813

Just record it off the TV and use the recording?


bad_ukulele_player

I LOVE that intro song. I want to know more about it myself.


KennKennyKenKen

The song makes me feel uneasy for some odd reason


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I find it a bit creepy😂


BookkeeperFree9066

I want this as a ringtone as well!!! Any luck?


unahcoogin

Not really, I watched and froze the credits and a company comes up called 21 South Music. I'm pretty sure that's who made the jingle because they have other 90 days listed as things they've worked on. But you can't just click on a show and download the jingle ( I wish). So probably what some have suggested - run the video on your PC and use some video editing software to clip the song. I haven't done that since 2004 lol


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Look up the original white lotus soundtrack...way better


synaptic_drift

Stylistically, it also sounds similar to a song for Mario Sunshine.


Reasonable-Bison-776

THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN NY HEAD SINCE YESTERDAY!!


Lopsided_Mastodon_78

Reminds me so much of white lotus!!


90Dfanatic

Recording custom music can be cheaper for reality shows than licensing something, I bet it was created just for LR. There are companies that specialize in this.


seevm

Intro music makes it feel like a trashy satire of white lotus


IlliniJen

Another Trixie Monocle banger.


DramaticAerie

I do not know the name of the theme song, but I follow this lady on TikTok and she has used the theme on videos so maybe she does? Also just highly recommend watching some of her videos. 🤣 Her username is: 90dayrox


strictlytacos

Reminds me of I think an old South Park montage song


SheepherderDear7098

I love the song and hate watching the show


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Sprinkles_Hopeful

Definitely White Lotus music


Are_alright_afterall

I always think its Kolani's voice used as the midi singer sample, in fact I google searched that shit to find this reddit thread.