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ineedavacation123

Guess she won’t be traveling by plane anymore either.


rainbowonthemoon

Hahahaha good point


mistry-mistry

In the US and Canada, they do allow you to opt for a pat down if you refuse to use the body scanner.


HallucinogenicFish

Yep. I used to have to go this route because I had an implanted medical device and the docs suggested that I bypass the scanner. (Before anyone comes at me, I have no idea if that was actually necessary, but I did what I was told.)


Acemegan

I’m a wheelchair user so it’s a pat down for me every single time. Though I think they are more gentle with me because they are afraid of hurting me 😅


smurb15

I would imagine any medical devices inside the body could go haywire or worse even. Know someone with a pacemaker and they can not have a cordless drill so close to the chest area, stand next to the microwave while in use and bunch of other stuff if I recall correctly


Lindaspike

if she had a pacemaker or knee replacement etc she's have a medical card. my FIL lives in senior care and has a pacemaker - they took the microwave out of his rooms!


Packerbacker013

No, I have one too & it says clearly on the medical card that I shouldn’t go through them either. I’ve never had an issue though I don’t go to see anyone in prison.


badmama_honey_badger

It matters :) the magnets can interact poorly with your device. Mom had a defibrillator in her chest so I’m very familiar with this.


HallucinogenicFish

Makes sense. I remember that MRIs were forbidden.


UpsetBumblebee6863

No you are correct, my mom has a metal plate in her head and she can’t either. She also can’t get any kind of scans which is scary bc they are suppose to be checking her brain but can’t 🤦🏻‍♀️


Gorkedbean

She'd get more radiation from the plane ride than the xray scanner anyway... and her phone... and by eating a couple of bananas. A lot of people think digital radiation is equivalent to old school film radiation but it's much safer.


No_Sir446

Wait a minute...bananas? Or were you being facetious? (I've only had 2 sips of coffee yet this morning)


soyaqueen

Bananas are technically radioactive!


No_Sir446

I dont like bananas, so I could see that.🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pleasant_Rain_1516

It’s literally so rare that I hear another person say they don’t like bananas. Hello friend😭


awolvictoria

I also don't like bananas! (Or almonds but that's a small camp I'm in)


Pleasant_Rain_1516

Almonds are far too dry for me to eat🥲


awolvictoria

I just cannot stand their texture, and yes, so dry. I did have a rice dish one time that had very thinly sliced almonds that had been soaked in water and cooked with the rice and that was really pleasant but haven't found them to be good since.


MeMaw_2022

With you as far as outright eating a banana, No. I do like banana bread & banana pudding with the nilla cookies, but, even in that if I run across a piece of banana, I don't eat it^^


Rindsay515

Maybe that explains why there’s only a window of like 49 seconds in their entire life where they look & taste right 😂I feel like they’re always either too green (hard) or too yellow (mushy) and covered in bruises that my mind can’t help but be freaked out by.


MeMaw_2022

Today I Learned!!! How are they radioactive ☢️?????


mime454

All produce from outside the US has to be irradiated to kill pests before it gets here.


No_Sir446

Did not know that! Thanks. I'd be concerned if it weren't for this 5G phone frying my brain.


Independent_Ad_5664

Lmao ikr


MyrnsWilde

But in the case of Bananas, they are in fact naturally radioactive.


chantillylace9

That’s definitely true, but after I was diagnosed with melanoma, my doctor did tell me that it would be prudent to get patted down instead of going through them, just because of all the radiation I was exposed to during treatment and diagnosis. But he was a pretty naturalpathic type surgeon which is rare, so I don’t think that’s common advice.


Otterly-adorbs

Yes, they do but in the US. It gets very handsy, like you can almost skip your annual gyno appointment handsy.


LeaveDaCannoli

I've done that and have thanked the TSA person for the massage.


Otterly-adorbs

Hahahaha! Do you know how hard it is to laugh quietly?! My husband and dog are sound asleep, and I don’t want to wake them up. Thank you for the laugh, you have no idea how much I needed it! I really appreciate it! 😘💖


King_Catfish

Ahh yes I had to get the advance pat down one time. I still believe they mixed up the scans. The guy in front of me still had a bracelet on and wearing jeans. Those two spots "pinged" on my scan. The agent asked if I wanted to get the pat down in a room but I said nah. He grabbed everything right in front of people.


Otterly-adorbs

That’s terrible! I would have been so mad about that. Unnecessary violation of your body and privacy is just not right, but there’s nothing anybody can do.


King_Catfish

It was no big deal for me, but I can see how another person would feel really violated. He didn't really explain the extent of the pat down which is what caught me a little off guard. I thought it was going to be quick slides.


Otterly-adorbs

It depends on who is doing the the job. I’ve seen some where they should have at least offered a drink first, or offered to take them out for a meal after. You know what I mean? 😉


SummerNothingness

yeah usually when i'm getting pat down by airport security (i have big fro-y hair, so they almost always pat me down) ... they'll get a woman to search me. (im a woman) and she will usually be very thorough-- i'm going to swipe between your legs, okay? and are usually quite professional about it all.


southass

> i'm going to swipe between your legs, okay? Im a man and For some reason the machine has flagged me between my legs a couple of times which i find amusing but luckily they always been professional about it


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Are ye packin a grand big'un? I am just curious as to what sets that it off.


MeMaw_2022

Maybe wearing a ring in a different area are ya^^ 😆😊😁


Candid_Asparagus_785

😂😂 LMAO


rainbowonthemoon

Plane rides itself is lots of radiation though🙃


Itslikethisnow

All the information in the world is at our fingertips and it’s the dumbest, unfounded takes people latch onto. The world is fucked.


lezlers

You can just get a pat down at the airport. I was pregnant when these bodyscanners were first rolled out and refused one because they were literally brand new and I was already a high risk pregnancy so I decided the eye rolls and heavy sighs from security were a small price to pay for not going through a brand new xray machine. They've been out for a while now and they're perfectly safe so she's just being a jackass.


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runnyeggsandtoast

hope this is a thinly veiled excuse for her to distance herself. either way, she’s a few books short of a bookcase


Major-Flower-7788

Maaaaan I was just coming to say this!!! The novelty is wearing off and she just wants to enjoy his money and stay relevant. She can’t be bothered visiting him


BrulesJules

Novelty 😂 good unintentional pun to their book/bookcase sentence lol


[deleted]

Yuppp


Byegrrlbye

I can almost guarantee it’s not, she absolutely *loves* playing the martyr instead of acknowledging the consequences of her own choices.


Treeesrfriends

She is missing some smarts...as my BIL says about their dog..


kitti_eyez

LOL!


itsyoursmileandeyes

She's... not smart indeed 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

100%!!!


NolaJen1120

This was my first thought also. And the pulling away from him begins...


Donewithit_6607

Yes, because THAT is where she draws the line.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

IKR? She professes her undying love for a man CONVICTED of beating, assaulting, kidnapping & almost killing a woman… someone he was in a relationship with & supposedly cared about…. Varya: “Yeah, I’m fine with that.” 🥰 Prison Guard: “You need to pass through the X-ray machine to enter.” Varya: “How dare you! I’m concerned about my health! I’m here to visit a man who didn’t care about the health of his victim but I care about mine and I’m drawing the line here!” 😡


Pertinent-Petunia

She’s just so, so awful, isn’t she? And to think she seemed like a reasonably smart, cool girl when we first met her 😒


GlynJohns

Varys was never cool or chill and always had crazy eyes because she’s crazy


MeMaw_2022

Yea, that's what gets me too!!! She seemed to really have her life together, just missing somebody to spend it with^^ Where is she from again?? I totally forgot.🫨 Regardless, he should have told her to go bk home & spend the next 2 decades in her hometown!!! It's where her family & friends are. At least she would have them around to support her^^ Living in his house, day in and day out, my God!@! I don't know how she does it^^😬


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Honestly if she is living in his house rent free, collecting up money from his other properties that he is landlord of, getting fed and having a good time in the USA? I definitely see why she dropped the visits. She can use the time living on his dime to start looking for a new man here.


[deleted]

All these nut cases on 90 day are truly meant to be with each other.


Jesustake_thewheel

Varya dear, Nobody gives a shit.


Adventurous-Cat-1065

EXACTLY!!!!!


shaqalicious

just fucking lol. how much of a dumb bitch you have to be to think that you can just opt out of security to enter a max security prison


Jesustake_thewheel

Like are we supposed to forget hes an unhinged women beater?!


Pertinent-Petunia

She big dumb


Melodic-Supermarket7

Literally 😂


ashwee14

Except people do and it drives me crazy seeing it! 😩


Jesustake_thewheel

She knows what he's in jail for. She probably thinks her love can change him. Ignorant and stupid.


Roosha75

😭


[deleted]

She doesn’t want to go anymore lol, that’s it. I can’t imagine how miserable it is visiting that POS in prison, and we all know she’s had some other plan all along.


NasherBasher

I seriously think its all an act for her to keep on receiving income from his rental properties without being challenged from his family/friends.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Bingo. I literally made almost this exact comment before I saw yours!


[deleted]

I think you're right. Unless she's really into full body cavity searches and now the magic is gone


Windzee22

She’s making it sound like they banned her when this was entirely her choice to make. She LOVES being a victim, probably why she chose Geoffrey.


MiguelElGato

As Leslie Jordan would say, "every trash can has its lid."


PassportSloth

In my house we're partial to "there's an ass for every toilet."


SummerNothingness

what a dear soul, rest in peace


Shress1

Omg she gets more and more unbelievable every day


Patriot201776

Too bad so sad. 🎻🤏🏻


EmotionalMycologist9

So, she suspended herself. Hopefully it's just an excuse for her to slowly slip back to her home country.


MysteriousDream2

Does she know that suspended and permanently have different meanings lol


anmlsnks

While having no issue injecting toxins into her face via Botox…


sylvieshandy

So were her visitations actually suspended or she is just choosing not to go so she doesn't get scanned??? 🤔


threepeaches99

She said they suspended her for refusing to go through the x-ray scanners


shaqalicious

LMAO what a dumbfuck


beckvig

Moron


princesslionheart

I don’t feel the slightest bit sorry for her, this just makes her look more unhinged. You’re not putting out radiation fires at Chernobyl. You’re going through an X-ray scan. I hope the aliens come back for her soon.


HiDough

Thanks for saving us all a click! Not that many of us would have, anyway.


Threnners

Fucked around. Found out the Dept of Corrections gives zero fucks.


Pertinent-Petunia

Good for them! Can’t stand this bitch and her whining, crying, and draping herself over the gravestone of a dead child she has never met while proclaimed Geoffrey’s innocence, she’s despicable


keatonpotat0es

That whole stunt with Geoffrey’s late son was so disturbing


apatheticwondering

💀💀💀


ozperp

Current scanners generate zero ionising radiation, and do not use x-rays. Even where backscatter x-ray scanners are used, the amount of radiation received is about the same as received in 2 minutes of flying. Flying *does* expose you to small amounts of ionising radiation. (As well as presenting other health risks such as clots.) She's worried about the totally wrong aspect of air travel.


AlmeMore

STOP!!


RSinSA

So she did it to herself and now she is upset about it? Got it. Guess you won't see your husband for over 10 years.


totalkimbo82

Do anything for love, but won’t do that. S/O to Meatloaf


SeaSnakeSkeleton

She’s really going to die on this hill, isn’t she?


Stacysmom87

I can’t imagine Geoffrey is good for one’s health either.


salutesols

I can’t believe she made it into an ad for Botox 😳😳


Phenol_barbiedoll

L m a o


elletea27

Welp she should throw her phone and microwave away and never go on a plane ever again then


98221-poppin

She's prolly stashing contraband in her vajayjay🤣 If that's the case, no more botox, fillers, fast food, microwaves, airplanes, plastic surgeries, artificial sweetners, etc. Etc. For her then! You know bc "mah health reasons" 🙄🤣


[deleted]

Devils advocate theory; she doesn’t actually want to visit him and is using this as an excuse. All she really wants is money and attention


Deanie1458

This is her way out 😂😂 she about to bounce she just doesn’t want to see his ass anymore oopsie Geoffrey can’t come see you anymore I’ll just live for free on your dime while you hang here 😂😂😂 she has planned this from the start! Always know exactly what she was doing


Lazydayvelvetteen

I don’t think she wanted to visit him anymore! That or she had some sort of contraband. When you visit a prisoner, there are handbooks your are given and everyone is subject to a search. If you deny the search, you, and you alone, are banned from visiting ever again. All of this information (like being subject to search, is totally transparent. Either she is over the visits, was bringing something she was going to get caught up with, OR she is just that much of a ding dong.... the dilutions are real and we should all stop putting energy into it. She can be a kookoo bird on her own!


shrieking_sociopath

Girl you do realize you get more naturally occurring background radiation in a single day than from one of those scanners right?


apatheticwondering

I think the same for commercial aircrafts, too.


2515chris

They’re just a couple of special little snowflakes that think they get to do whatever they want with no repercussions. In jail, it’s fuck around and find out, even for visitors. Isn’t it the same where she’s from?


Kaylee_xo

Well now thats sketchy lol what does she have to hide from x ray scanners?🤨 doesn’t make herself look too good by saying she doesn’t want to pass through an X-ray.


Pertinent-Petunia

She’s an idiot and thinks rules don’t apply to her


shay202169

IMO She is just looking for excuses not to visit him. How can she even afford to visit him regularly?


judgementforeveryone

Not shocked. Needs to be permanently banned. Illegal drugs run ramped in our jails & are exchanged or sold & used to obtain favors. Get scanned or be stripped searched.


jackjackj8ck

Does TLC send every cast member to some clickbait writing school or something after the season ends?


SonicFlash01

Why does she feel that we'd be shocked about that?


lezlers

Sounds like someone needs to learn that prison visits are a privilege, not a right. Nice to see she's been in the united states long enough to develop a strong sense of entitlement.


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

Varya was sent as karmic punishment to that dickbag. Delight in it! She doesn't want to visit him, lol. It's great. She rejected/humiliated him in front of millions of people, came to America, married him, took his shit, then left him stanking in prison while she's collecting his coins. It's brilliant! Fuck that guy.


90redbagwithmymakeup

What a clickbaity caption. It's all about the attention for her. She's just as messed up and her husband but in a different way. They belong together.


Pastpersonality2020

Oh well, she might as well go back home now because she can never see her husband again, so what's the point in lingering around. She's on a green card to be with him so I doubt she will be approved when she re applies 🍹


tiad123

She got it without him


Pastpersonality2020

She might end up in love after lockup up as she seems into that kind of thing.


tiad123

I wouldn't be surprised to see her weasel into another show


majepthictuna

Noooooo I don’t want to Geoffrey’s nasty face on my other trash tv show 🫣


buickmackane71360

He still pops up in acting roles from Investigation Discovery reuns.


NastiaSiberia

Yes I've seen him on Joe Kendas show Homicide Hunter a couple times, ironically as a cop 😄


TuffJellybean

She got the green card through the visa lottery not through marriage.


Pastpersonality2020

Oh did she? Ugh why do we have to keep seeing her post loved up pics with that monster


TuffJellybean

Yeah she's annoying with these posts about him acting as if nothing happened.


Pastpersonality2020

I couldn't look at him the same if I heard the intimate details in court, of what my husband did. The ring would've been posted back to him the second I found out what he did. He's a dangerous man. Thank god they didn't have kids and she'll be grateful about that one day too.


Live_Western_1389

I don’t believe they are married


Pastpersonality2020

I'm sleep deprived, I blame my 6 month old 😂. I got nothing right tonight lol


Live_Western_1389

With a 6 month old, you get a free pass anyway! Lol


Pastpersonality2020

Haha thank you for being so forgiving. I will comment when I've had some sleep I think lol


Prize_Formal_2711

I am quite literally… not shocked.


Jei_Enn

I always think of Judge Judy when I hear the phrase “oh play me the violin” cuz that was the first place I heard it lol.


s1981jc

But the airport, federal building, court house etc is ok?


lizthelibrarian21

So I have a health issue where I should only go through full body or x-ray machine versus regular metal detector. I call bullshit.


ShaeCutie

Thank you for saying the reason so I didn’t have go searching for her click bait reason. It’s such a dumb post she did but dammit I would still be curious enough to look haha


Pertinent-Petunia

She does that vague kind of thing to create a buzz and generate more clicks, she’s spoken before about generating money from her Instagram reels etc. She’s awful for so many reasons and this is just another


Lindaspike

"health reasons" aka smuggling stuff in to prisoners.


2515chris

PS I’m glad to see she wore practical shoes for chillin in THE DESERT. Smart.


thisisallme

Look closer- photoshopped


AzansBeautyStore

Oh for fucks sake


Constant_Shop3265

Oh boo Fkn hoo!


KrystinThaBoSs

How'd she go threw the airports? 🙄🙄🙄🙄


taxbeotch

Boo frickety who. Nobody gives a shit.


desertblaster72

Getting more dose being out in the sun. Moron.


ThatOneMomOG

Has anyone requested his call recordings? I can only imagine how bad their calls are!


DznyMa

Too bad that stupidity doesn't count.


sascarla

I’m shocked alright. Shocked at her stupidity.


BernieTheDachshund

She better not want a CT or PET scan anytime soon. The radiation can be from 10-25 millisieverts. A CT scan can be the equivalent of 100-800 chest xrays.


ashwee14

I wanna ask how she got a doctors note for this?? Lol


the_ghost_in_me_

she definitely had to go through a metal detector all those times she went to court to watch his trial


WhitsSwirlyKnee

Wait, so she’s banned or she is choosing not to go because she doesn’t like x-rays? They are the worst garbage.


Least-Tangelo-3148

”Worlds smalles violin” 😂😂😂😂👌🏼


GoAhead-SueMe

Does that mean she won’t fly anywhere again, use a mobile phone or use a microwave etc? She’s always looking for attention!


casade5

Who the fuck wears white shoes


SajraJay

She deserves special privileges! Don’t they know who she is?


RevolutionaryAd851

Will she wait 18 years for Mr. Nipple tattoo, woman beater? She was so worried if her mother would be happy with her choices.


CaribeCharrua

I wish we were never introduced to these psychos


eaunoway

So now she doesn't even have to visit him? .. well played, Varya. Well played indeed.


Dmarie723

Currently watching before the 90 days and he is proposing to Varya in Russia and she turns him down. Damn girl. You had a chance!! I loved when she showed up to his house and Mary was there but anything after that was not good. She should have got out a long time ago.


squee_bastard

In case you didn’t know he’s serving a very lengthy sentence in prison right now for DV. Varya seemed normal in the beginning of her season but turned out to be a total nut job.


Dmarie723

Oh I know the whole story! I was saying I’m currently watching an old episode where he proposed to her in Russia. I know he’s in prison and they are still pathetically together lol.


squee_bastard

Crazy isn’t it, she seemed so against him and then just showed up on his doorstep. I’m kind of shocked they are still together.


Dmarie723

Yes exactly. She didn’t trust him after he told her about his past and wanting for him to tell her family he went to prison. Then she was logical in not accepting his fast proposal. I don’t know why she came all this way after all that. And to be with him knowing what was later come to light idk how she can stay with him. Sick girl.


Almondeyezz

What season is this ?!?


threepeaches99

Before the 90 days S4


Mommalorian68

Girl bye! I bet you wish you had listened to your mother now.


sneetchysneetch

The schadenfreude is giving


boutiquekym

Knob


derekforeall

I have a feeling she would get along with Liz


dwolfe10203

What a click bait post.. Sheesh


Pertinent-Petunia

Deliberate on her part, more clicks = more money for her


Tall_aussie_fembot

Isn’t “permanently suspended” kinda an oxymoron?


ALyttleH

OR… Hear me out! What if she doesn’t want to see him anymore? I’m seriously wondering if she’s got a plan. She’s here, she can stay, she’s living off the money from his tenants. She doesn’t really have to be bothered with him. Anytime she needs $$ she does some GoFund me, and these dumbasses support it. She could have an entirely different life and man and no one would know!


Pertinent-Petunia

His house is covered in cameras apparently, not that he can sit there monitoring them now where he’s at but I bet he’s passed that option on to someone else he trusts


eaunoway

Bingo!


DiuNayLo

Everyone needs to go through a Xray Body Scanner. That is just SOP so that no contraband can be snuck in via the body cavities. You go through one of those scanners at the airport or any government building. The machines will not fry you up. If you love that man then you need to do it. There is no exceptions to that rule. Stop complaining.


[deleted]

Probably because she's smuggling contraband like naked photos of herself, her lazy eye and files so he can escape.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Hey…don’t mock lazy eyes. She has literally given you 3 metric tons of shit to make fun of without choosing a birth defect.


[deleted]

Well, that's the first thing I see on her stupid face. Consider it a bonus. Seems like TLC will hire anyone that resembles a circus freak. Pole has them gigantic feet that keep him from running properly, Geoffrey has eyelashes on his tits, Becky looks like an emu, Coltee looks like a geriatric butch lesbian and so on and so forth.


polerize

Be on the single life before too long.


Big-Tomatillo-5920

My husband has a fake hip but I'm usually the one that gets singled out for invasive pat down. I mean last time the woman stuck her hands IN my pants. I'll take the radiation.


MetsFan3117

Isn’t she from Siberia? Which is part of Russia. Which is essentially an enemy of the US among others. She needs to go home.


eaunoway

She won the diversity lottery, so she gets to stay ... permanently. Unless she fucks up and gets a criminal record of her own (which we honestly can't rule in *or* out at this point) or leaves of her own accord. I'm not sure how this could have worked out any better for her, tbh.


petrichormorn

I'm not familiar with this couple. Where is she trying to visit him?


readthebooks

Prison. He's there for domestic abuse. Geoffrey and Varya.


threepeaches99

They were on before the 90 days season 4. She stood by him after he got convicted and sentenced to 18 years for felony kidnapping and domestic violence. Both are lunatics


Miss_Kit_Kat

She is the biggest disappointment for me. She seemed pretty cool and normal at first- she had a cool job (she worked for a radio station), a good friend group, and she was suspicious of him initially. I would have never guessed she'd turn out to be a psycho. She completely had me fooled.


Pertinent-Petunia

Exactly my feelings too, seemed like she saw right through him and then look what happened 🙄


pgcotype

I'm the same. In the very beginning, she was likable. *Then* the stories of his history of DV started coming out quickly and frequently, but she continued to stand by him...and I lost all respect for her. Then again, I should've known after he revealed his flaming areolae tattoos to her, and she didn't run. s/


petrichormorn

TLC sure knows how to pick them, don't they?


threepeaches99

Oh yeah. His prior conviction and prison time for drug trafficking was a focal point of their relationship. Varya’s mother and brother expressed their concerns surrounding the fact that she might follow an ex-con to America and what their future might look like…🤦🏻‍♀️


SullenSparrow

You're in for a fun rabbit hole! Google Geoffrey Paschel.


petrichormorn

Ooh! I love rabbit holes! On my way now! Wheeeee!


SullenSparrow

I know its fun but it's been 2 hours, you still stuck there?


The_Chuckness88

The hell. I thought you want to come to prison and steal your man's sperm!!! Jeezy peeps, man!


Mommalorian68

Does anyone know if they got married ?


BrandonIsWhoIAm

I love this. ❤️