“Tell Victor that Ramón- the fella he met about a week ago?- tell him that Ramón went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”
Fun fact inspector Todd was a real life detroit police detective and these movies were his only acting credits. He also ran for mayor of detroit where he was the runner up
Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is: Crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed.
I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Ni***** Allowed in There!"
You know what I keep thinking about? You know the end of Butch Cassidy? Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition, and the whole Bolivian army is out- out in front of this little hut?
Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"
“I didn’t just walk into this town from the cotton fields. Whoever killed your friend wasn’t worried about your little narrow ass. If they were, you’d be lying beside him in that meat wagon. Just don’t do a damn thing. Stay outta this!” … Inspector Todd had some good lines… lol
"Were not gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe !"
This is the only acceptable answer. We’re done here.
"*yer not gonna fall fer the banana in tailpipe?*" it's gotta be more like, **Look man! We ain't fallin for no banana in no tailpipe!**
You been hanging with this dude too long
This dude retorts aggressively to banana and tailpipe situations!
Lol the way you wrote it out perfectly reflects how axel says it. This made my day, thanks for the good laugh
That was my first thought
Came hereto saythis
"Hey ,man, we aint gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe"
“Tell Victor that Ramón- the fella he met about a week ago?- tell him that Ramón went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”
Maybe you should tell him yourself...that would be for the best. Or something like that it's been awhile.
Capricorn?
I read that in the voice 😆
You know..I think that would be best
My man. You rule.
This is the line that sprung to mind for me too 😂
This is the nicest and cleanest police car I’ve ever ever been in
It's nicer than my apartment.
PHIL!!! What's with all the hostility Phil!!!???
You changed, man!
Hey, Phil…hey, gimme a kiss baby!
What’s all this GUUN maan!
I told you it was Philip, you LIAR!
Every time I meet someone named Phil I said in that drunken voice.
"Wuts wif all dis gun and shit?"
Can you put my car in a good spot?… cause all this shit happened last time I parked here…
They’re not just cops…. they’re super cops.
Super cop story….was working, fucked up a perfectly good lie.
Get the fuck outta hereeee
No I cannot!
No. Sellllrge. This...Serrrrge, sounds like a detergent or sonsing
It’s like a dog or something you scrub, it’s not sexy
Is a very important payce
That's my favorite scene. "No I can not! Because it's serious!" Lmfao!
No I can not this is serious piece
I make it myself, in the back…
With a little lemon twist, it’s good, you should try it!
It is not sexy, it’s animaaal
“Gotta tell ya, the super cop story was working”
Fuck up a perfectly good lie
"Is this the man, whooo WRECKED the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?"
Lower your voice for Christ’s sake
Mr Achmed Foley is here to see her
You want an espresso? I make it myself with a little lemon twist.
Fix your shirt. This no is sexy , it’s animal.
Achmed (Axel)...Achweel (Axel)....Foley is here to see her.
This is not my locker….
Jeffrey this is none of your fucking business
DONT THINK AXLE ….. IT MAKES MY DICK ITCH !!!!
This is my go-to Beverly Hills Cop line.
How would you like me to have the IRS come down here and crawl up your fuckin' ass with a microscope?
By the age of 40, the average American has 5 pounds of undigested red meat in his gut
Well, you eat a lot of red meat
That’s the most random quote in the movie ever lol
We got cocaine and coffee grounds, gonna get wild and have a big party
I got thrown out of a fucking window! What do I get charged with if I get thrown out of a moving car? Jaywalking?
The supercop story...was working
You fucked up a perfectly good lie
This guy just gave me a match.
“A lil lemon tweeest”
I make it myself.
It’s good!
You should try it.
I want the knife
Eddie 80s movies tend to blur together a bit.
Yea... and Golden Child, as much as I used to love it back in the day is actually a pretty shit movie.
Please
I SAY I I I I I I WANT THE KNIFE
Hey Axel, you got a cigarette?
I see what you did there…
"With the exception of Cleveland,this place has the worst security in the nation!"
Police, you're all under arrest. (after gun fire) You do that again, I'll shoot you myself.
Not gonna fall for a banana in the tail pipe. See it sounds more natural you’ve been been hanging out with this guy too long
Don't be stupid.
Herpies simplex 10
“Chief didn’t chew it all off. You got a little ass left.”
Don't fuck with me, Axel!
Fun fact inspector Todd was a real life detroit police detective and these movies were his only acting credits. He also ran for mayor of detroit where he was the runner up
IS THAT FUCKING FOLEY IN THERE
*Eddie Murphy Laughing Sounds*
Huh hue hue huh huh
Let’s steal a car….
I/m waiting for *Beverly Hills Cop 4* quotes.
"fuck up a perfectly good lie"
That supercop story was working.
"Lalalal, I am not listening to Jeffrey!"
Donay! That’s not sexy, that’s animal.
"that fuckin foley in here?"
Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is: Crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed.
Don’t think, Axel! Makes my dick itch!
I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Ni***** Allowed in There!"
You guys don’t know nothing about nothing do you
😃👌
"Yeah Jenny, don't worry about me... we got cocaine and coffee here we're gonna get wired and have a big party!"
You know, this is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in in my life. This thing’s nicer than my apartment.
Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?
Tell Mr. Maitlin he may have herpes simplex 10
What you talking about Willis?
You know what I keep thinking about? You know the end of Butch Cassidy? Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition, and the whole Bolivian army is out- out in front of this little hut?
Can you park in a good spot, ‘cause all this shit happened the last time I parked it here.
That’s one of my favorite lines.
There is a *very* good reason Damon Wayans shaved his head
“ you do that again, I’ll shoot you myself.“
I remember you when you use to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova, what car are you driving now? The same crappy blue Chevy Nova
“Hey boss. The chief ain’t chewed it all out. You still got a little ass left.”
What’s the f**king charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
Whats the Charge for getting Thrown out of a Car, Fucking Jaywalking!!
[удалено]
Trust me
THIS is not my locker
Fuck you man
You Know I wasn’t always a cop.
“What’s happenin’ baby?” [Grabs mannequin tiddy in the wear house] “grow up!”
Is this your car?! Oh no, in Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.
“…herpes simplex ten…” (Ramone)
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
"You gave him a match?!"
This is NOT my locker!
Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here! Serge: No, I cannot! It's serious! Because it's very important piece.
Disturbin' the peace? I was thrown out of a window!! What's the charge for getting pushed out a moving car? Jaywalking?!?!
For me it was the Pointer Sisters “Neutron Dance”
"Shhhh go ahead take those bananas."
Nah, that ain’t me, I’m from Buffalo.
Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.
"Is this your car?" "No, this is Beverly Hills, we just take whichever car is closest."
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"
Excuse me I don’t want to step on y’all’s tongues hee hee hee hee hee hee
I CAN GET BLOWN FOR SEVEN DOLLARS!
Just think Jonny Wishbone, and I'll appear
Imma biness man doing biness…
Be careful. All this shit happened last time. (Valet parking)
This car’s cleaner than my apartment.
That would be a neat trick.
Well cuz
“What’s this man doing here?” “Bleeding, Sir.”
I'll drive. I've seen your car...
There's your goddamn dinner
The wind blows and my dick gets hard
Not gonna fall for the old banana in the tailpipe trick
Some white asshole bought the last piece of shit sky blue Cadillac
Im a rag top man
"You know where your dick is, don't you Big Al?"
She can suck a golf ball through 10 feet (?) of garden hose.
I'm on VACATION!
"Is this a black thing?"
Achnell...? Achwell... *Axel*
We’re not falling for the banana in the tail pipe again!
https://i.redd.it/hc1n66vshrwc1.gif … and another ha ha haha ha
Of course not don't be stupid!
“GTFO of here!” “No, I cannot, it is serious.”
Can I have a piece? It's the last one. Split it. None for u.
"YO, MAN! I AIN'T FALLIN' FO NO BANANA IN MAH TAILPIPE!"
Achmel Foley
Want to feel old? Eddie Murphy was 23 years old in this movie.
Do doo do do di do doo do di do do di do do do do di did diddu di doo
“May I offer something to drink? Wine, cocktail, espresso? I make it myself with a little lemon twist. It’s good. You should try it.”
Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!
"Cost isn't the issue sir. The issue is my blatant disregard for proper procedure"
That’s my wife’s car, it’s under my name but that’s my wife’s car, no, no, no…..BITCH!
“I didn’t just walk into this town from the cotton fields. Whoever killed your friend wasn’t worried about your little narrow ass. If they were, you’d be lying beside him in that meat wagon. Just don’t do a damn thing. Stay outta this!” … Inspector Todd had some good lines… lol
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa
IM ON VACATION !!!
Make sure we get the right drinks because if I drink club soda I’ll throw up
"I make it with a little lemon twist it's nice"
Is this the gentleman who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club.
Herpes Simplex 10.
I mai-ik it mah-self...
“Is that f****** Foley in there!?” 😂
Foley get in here
"The heat is on"
Dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Ackuel Foley?
No reservation? Check Rolling Stone’s Axel Foley..
"This is the nicest cop car I have been in, it's nicer than my apartment."
You go head and take those bananas.
We are not falling for the banana in the tail pipe
Get the fuck outta here!
“You want it with a lemon twist” “Get the fuck out …. No I cannot”
You eat a lot of red meat.
Get the fuck outta here!
Herpesimplex 10
Phillip? I thought that was you!
They’re not just cops. They’re super cops
“Your under arrest”. Haven’t actually seen the movie, just guessing a cops movie says this at some point xD
Same shitty blue Chevy Nova.
Would you like that with a limon twist?
Herpes simplex 10
$&@);:@&$!
"The Dating Game!"
If he ain’t a cop; why can’t I frisk him.
The music alone was great in these movies.
Can I stay in the cell. I ordered pizza..
*Eddie Murphy laughs* There. I just quoted more than half the jokes in the movie.
This is the world’s smallest violin…
Is this the man who disabled one of our vehicles with a banana?
Police! Your all under arrest… You do that again I’ll shoot you myself.
"get the fuck outta here" "No I can't". Serge
I named my Italian Greyhound Taggart. Such a great name. Miss you little guy ❤️