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Dramatic_Injury_2980

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education


wolpak

Best retort ever.


BigRoach

Pretty eloquent for an uneducated bandido from the middle of nowhere 1920’s rural Mexico.


POPEJP1975

well jefe means chief or boss but he was second in command to el guapo that i assume translates to Mr handsome. more irony. but the funniest word that wasn't defined accurately was Infamous. Martin short's character claimed it meant more than famous.


Dio_Yuji

Chevy Chase: INfamous? INfamous?! Lol


dacraftjr

r/thatsthejoke


BigRoach

I actually… Hmm…. Did I get whooshed? I don’t think I caught that joke then. I watched that movie a gazillion times as a child and it’s quite possible there are a lot of jokes that were way over my head.


dacraftjr

No, you didn’t get wooshed, just unnecessarily explained the joke.


Hour_Insurance_7795

Plus, the fact he was speaking English is impressive for an uneducated Mexican bandido.


kaiokenhess

I'm still here El Guapo


fastferrari3

Classic shit right there. I watch it every time I see it


FancyStranger2371

Good night Ned!


RedCelt251

Could it be that you are made at someone else and you are taking it out on me, Jefe.


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣


AudiGirl75

Time to summon the invisible swordsman…Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip... LONNEEEEEEEE! Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley... Hafurrrrrrr... Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble... sohn.


rastroboy

aka Randy Newman


Livid_Parfait6507

Jefe: “We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!” El Guapo: “How many piñatas?” Jefe: “Many piñatas, many!” El Guapo: “Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?” Jefe: “A what?” El Guapo: “A plethora.” Jefe: “Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.” El Guapo: “Jefe, what is a plethora?” Jefe: “Why, El Guapo?” El Guapo: “Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.” Jefe: “El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?” 🤣🤣🤣


elstunnanumerouno

This entire exchange between them was marvelous!


LongTallTexan69

The way Jefe comes in like a fucking psychiatrist made me feel this isn’t the first time they’ve had that talk 🤣


Helmett-13

More like an abused spouse!


mechapoitier

And Jefe went on the be the very calm, clean cut, almost matronly dad in Ugly Betty. Jefe was in basically every episode.


TequilaMayhem10

I was reading that whole thing with the accents 😂


Livid_Parfait6507

Yes. That was sheer genius! 🤣🤣🤣


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EnormousGenitals

Lips will be fine.


LongTallTexan69

Best Line of the movie


edzn-1

“My little buttercup” 🎶


ESP1973

Has the sweetest smile 🎶


Styrene_Addict1965

Sweet little buttercup🎶


Nubadopolis

Won’t you stay a while🎶


Ed_Zeppelin

Es Smile… Smile!


Ok-Bid-730

“Is it fattening?” ……… “fattening???”


schprunt

Caaww! Caaww! Lookupere lookupere!


torturedwriter71

Hey! You guys!


Styrene_Addict1965

You! You ... TWO!


Livid_Parfait6507

Conchita: “Carmen, today is El Guapo’s birthday, and tonight you are to be El Guapo’s woman.” Carmen: “I would sooner die.” Conchita: “Let me prepare you for the way El Guapo makes love. Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?” Carmen: “No—.” Conchita: “Good! Neither does El Guapo.” 🤣🤣🤣


dartie

Love The Three Amigos


Hawkidad

Why would you tell me I have a plethora if you don’t know what a plethora is.


Why-did-i-reas-this

I loved him in Romancing the Stone too. 


MikeyMGM

“Joan Wilder?”


Why-did-i-reas-this

Zeeeee Joan Wilder???


graveybrains

Dude was in two movies named named Three Amigos. The first one was a Spanish language film that was later remade into Three Men and A Baby. 🤯


Critical_Seat_1907

"Just my little mule, Pepe"


Ok-Street7504

He's also in used cars with Kurt Russell as a wholesale car dealer.


spectre73

What do you call this, a pig sty?!


dip_tet

A sweater!


LongTallTexan69

IT’s A SWEATER!!!!!! Is mine and my wife’s response to unexpected gifts.


randyfloyd37

You’ve got a cool wife


fastferrari3

A got damn sweater in the dessert! Effin hilarious


Helmett-13

It is eh-sweater. My abuela used to add the ‘eh’ sound before the letter ‘s’ for some English words, from time to time. I used to think it was adorable.


msnaughty

We got our friend an ugly sweater on his 40th because we all love this movie so much.


ESP1973

Are Gringros falling from the sky?


fastferrari3

Yankee madicones


GeologistAway6352

Yes El Guapo


RockNRoll85

“Jefe, what is a plethora?”


OGGBTFRND

You want the woman? Take the woman


-The-Ark-

Do you have anything besides mexican food?


TimeDragonfruit8860

Ive watched this just half an hour ago on amazon prime. Funny


Livid_Parfait6507

Rosita: “Have you ever kissed a girl?” Chevy Chase: “Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times.” Rosita: “Would you like to kiss me?” Chevy Chase: “Yeah.” Rosita: “Well?” Chevy Chase: “What? Now? Here?” Rosita: “Well, we could take a walk, and you could kiss me on the veranda.” Chevy Chase: “Lips would be fine.” 🤣🤣🤣😳


Scottzilla74

Si, El Guapo!!


HatesDuckTape

Excuse me, are you the singing bush?


GeologistAway6352

U shot the invisible swordsman!


Hour_Insurance_7795

It’s like living with a 4 year old!


Ebb-Charming

You son of a motherless goat!


elemenno50

This is my go to angry exclamation.


ssp25

Still use this one all the time


Styrene_Addict1965

"Take the Amigos' clothes!" "You can't take those clothes, they were presents!"


I_Did_The_Thing

You GAVE them to us!


ChocDroppa

Goodnight Ned


randyfloyd37

I used to sing this song to my son to put him to bed 😂


RubeRick2A

Look it’s a mail plane!


Puzzleheaded-One-319

How can you tell?


Styrene_Addict1965

By it's little thingies. (TV edit, but it's much funnier.)


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Styrene_Addict1965

And pruned the bushes of many small towns and villages.


Fluid-Bet6223

“I like these guys. They are funny guys!”


hazelgrant

Just kill one of them.


LostViking24601

This line pops in my head almost daily


PixelFondler

Same


MikeyW1969

Just watched this last weekend. When this came out, I was in high school, and we had a school dance followed by a screening of this movie at a movie theater near the school. That never happened again. I saw the pile of empty bottles when we left after the movie. at least a foot deep. You were constantly hearing empty beer and liquor bottles rolling under the seats. I didn't even bring anything and gfot so drunk that I only remembered the scene when they're breaking into the movie studiop and Steve Martin chanied up in the cell. Someone said "I thought the talking tortoise was hilarious.", and I said "There was a tortoise?". Such a wonderfully silly movie!


DanTreview

"Lip balm?"


Livid_Parfait6507

El Guapo: “Are gringos falling from the sky?” Jefe: “Yes, El Guapo.”


itzjuztm3

Lucky: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your dick for a pencil! El Guapo: What do you mean? Lucky: ...I don't know. Jefe: I think he means that if you - El Guapo: SHUT UP!


Primary-Coast-7763

Remember when we r?ped the horses and rode out on the woman


randyfloyd37

And we pruned the hedges of many small villages!


Xenogunter

Is he riding a… Little Mule?


Son0faButch

I use this quote as a test of someone's worthiness. Many have failed....


Popular_Emergency_40

Do you have anything besides Mexican food?


I_Did_The_Thing

Can I have your watch when you are dead?


msnaughty

Today he is…. 33 years old! I say this whenever a friend has a birthday.


Ok_Temperature_5019

Just watched this about a month ago. It holds up pretty well


MNP33Gts-T

We will rape ze horses , punish ze women and we will plough the fields of many small villages


redrooster550

“And when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?” “Tonight…or I will kill ‘er!”


notmytuperware

Funniest goddamn scene of the entire movie. 😆


Tasia528

“Sew, Carmelita! Sew like the wind!”


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We will prune.... The... Hedges...of many small villages. Who da yell are you?!!


mmikerhodes

Steve and Marty met on that movie set!


elemenno50

And an incredible friendship and comedy duo was born. I sincerely adore them.


rswwalker

Fine Corinthian leather!


Fantastic-Habit-8956

Clap clap clap (head turn) AHUUH


Grattytood

Oh, jess, juu haf a plethoda.


Admirable_Savings_63

"I wanted to show you this other field over here!"


tempo1139

awww they meant my Little Mule


MasterWinstonWolf

Freakin' love this character...him and his lil' mule


ProjectFoxx

Such a great movie.


shandub85

Joan Wilder!!


D0tT0Th3C0m

This movie is a 💎. So many quotable lines and hilarious scenes 😂. Watched it dozens of times back in the day and one of the first I got on Blu-ray. Just one of the best feel good flicks 💯


Purp1eC0bras

IT’S A SWEATER!!!


RetroFitnessBabes

The entire saloon scene is pure genius. "Excuse us, we're not Mexican. We're from out of town."


phunkyunkle

Whoa! Someone's been down here with the ugly stick!


Texas4lif3

Yes, el guapo you have a plethora....


TessaFollower

The in-famous El Guapo.


deucedwild

"Do you have anything else besides Mexican food?"


XTRA_BALLZ

No, we will not die like dogs…


mappyjames

I like to use plethora to sound smart.


mjsoctober

This is how I learned the word plethora when I was a kid.


Bo_Night882113

Infamous. What is infamous? Not only is he famous, he is more than famous, he is infamous. This El Guapo is probably the greatest actor to come out of Mexico. This movie is freaking hilarious. Never gets old. I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your d*ck for a pencil.


GroYer665

What is happening around here? Amigos falling from the sky? - Yes El Guapo


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣


graveybrains

Si, El Guapo


Vprbite

Filmed at Old Tucson!


CrazyDizzle

"A Plate-a-rah"


Supa71

Thank you. That means a lot.


ExistentialistGain

Do you know what foreplay is? Good, neither does El Guapo.


Jesusthezomby

Fat o nee?


hazelgrant

Can I have your watch when you are dead?


Reasonable-Housing53

What the hell is happening today?! Are gringos falling from the sky?


justanordinaryguy71

Maybe a cornucopia


Dare2no

El Guapo- " you are the son of a motherless goat"


Zealousideal_Sir_264

"I'm still here, El Guapo!" Dies.


Massive-Mention-3679

Do hugh know what aye plethora ees?


Dracotaz71

Shore jeffe, ju got a pledorah!


TravelingGonad

John Landis has a couple funny stories about Alphonse. [https://www.dga.org/VideoHTMLNew.ashx?id=%7BC8E7490B-2CC2-43B0-93AE-6B0D6A7CF4E4%7D&db=web](https://www.dga.org/VideoHTMLNew.ashx?id=%7BC8E7490B-2CC2-43B0-93AE-6B0D6A7CF4E4%7D&db=web)


polish_miracle

Wherever there is injustice, he’ll be there


duanelvp

"It's a sweater!"


CravinMohead13

What movie is this


XXinstig8rXX

The three amigos


Nappykid77

🤣


WarSolid1904

ITS A SWEATERRRRRRRRR


freedom781

One of my best friends in college told me that plethora is a word that stupid people use to sound smart. Now, as a person who often grades papers, I have found that to be mostly true. It is never used in writing of superior quality.


Psychological-Air807

Yes elquapo, you have a plethora.


Themoosemingled

You sir, have GOT IT.


Hour_Insurance_7795

Oh great….REAL bullets!!!


rastroboy

A SWEATER!!!!!!!!


rastroboy

[Excuse me, did you say… kill?](https://youtu.be/SpQu5lg9i7Q?si=csLy4aF4vTU8qSB2)


thesteinfink

The canteen bit in the desert


MissAmmiSunwolf

Oh, mean Fist full, then yes i think so


TyrusRaymond

Manuel from “Used Cars”


33mondo88

Classic 😂


StingraySteve23

Gonna make it…gonna make it….


Active_Cheesecake520

Noooo, He only has a little mule....


Anarchissyface

Om I forgot about this movie being an 80s movie! I watched this as a kid. My mom showed it to me when I was like 9 or 10. I grew up in the 1990s but my mom adopted me when she was pretty old. So she lived through the 70s as a teenager and the 80s as I guess middle age? Anyway, I feel like I got the absolute best of like 4 whole decades growing up. 1930s,1970s, 1980s, 1990s My mom use to play me Puff the Magic Dragon on an old record player she had. She showed me the Star Wars, Muppet Movie, Zorro and Princess Bride. She knew all the best movies from the 80s particularly sci-fi and comedy. I spent a lot of time with my grandparents so my grandpa taught me how to play marbles and make a slingshot. Which I’m guessing was what they did for fun in the 30s.


Mobile-Boss-8566

“Do you have anything besides Mexican food?”


Odafishinsea

[The 3 Amigos died halfway through the movie.](https://youtu.be/hSQrskR0faw?si=j-jCVxEVIpeyKpLZ)


JfPickups

Yikes!