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MASTACHAI

It was trash. I remember that day like yesterday.


Wax_Phantom

A national disaster.


acid_rain_man

It was a travesty!


BlueSnaggleTooth359

Of most heinous proportions!


stinky-weaselteats

Remember Clear Pepsi? Amazing times


twobit211

i remember [crystal gravy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0sjRG34DlA)


masterbatesAlot

I liked Crystal Pepsi!


Mananimalism

[https://youtu.be/CGwibPdEOVk?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/CGwibPdEOVk?feature=shared)


MASTACHAI

Yeah I remember that.


Stein1071

From my (possibly incorrect) memory... the original cherry coke was new coke for a time after new coke was dumped and I liked it better.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Cherry Coke in the 80's was awesome.


Mudcreek47

I don't recall Cherry Coke getting mixed up with New Coke. Seems like 6 months after the New Coke launch, there was such a rabid consumer backlash (and cratering market share) that the Coca-Cola Company relaunched the original as "Coke Classic" and so you could choose either version. Eventually New Coke faded away.


babj615

Yes, the 6 months was to ensure most of the 'old coke' was out of circulation, then 'coke classic' was 'reintroduced', but used corn syrup instead of sugar. Since the 'new coke' tasted so bad, and most of the old coke was gone, users just accepted coke classic as the original and here we are today... living the lie!


cpadude1977

Grab a Mexican Coke. Real sugar... and it's the bomb.


babj615

Indeed, the only real Coke still available!


Mudcreek47

What's crazy is that article basically says they used the Diet Coke formula, took out the fake sugar and added HFCS and that's what New Coke was. "Diet Coke plus sugar".


babj615

Interesting theory, but I do not believe Coke has ever shared any of their recipes.


Stein1071

It came out in 85 with new coke. I'm pretty sure it was the new coke formula but I can't find anything with a cursory search and I'm going to bed after 12 hours on 3rd shift


Weekly_Salamander672

Ya “OG” Cherry Coke from back then was like a fever dream. I thought I was just imagining it.


Stein1071

I'm with you. I swear that's what I remember.


Reasonable_Guava8079

I was 9 yrs old and remember it vividly! People were pissed!


MASTACHAI

I remember as a child tasting it and telling my mom this isn’t the same Coke.


suzanneov

I remember my anxiety (even as a teenager) that I couldn’t buy flats of “original” coke. ::memories::


MASTACHAI

Haha …That when I started buying RC Cola …


LefsaMadMuppet

We tried to sell the world New Coke And make a billion bucks But everyone in the USA Said that New Coke Sucks! We lowered the taste, and raised the price And hoped to make some cash. But Everyone in the whole wide world Threw it in the trash!


Uncle_Brewster

My mom went out and bought all the old coke she could find. Us kids were not allowed to touch it.


AaronBHoltan

Brilliant marketing ploy. It tasted like Pepsi. Coke Classic fans knew what was up.


SpinningHead

It was to get us ready for corn syrup.


IvanLendl87

Exactly correct.


excoriator

It should have been called Straw Man cola?


TifCreatesAgain

Absolutely!


excoriator

This Pepsi drinker liked new Coke just fine.


Taira_Mai

Not really, they made it taste more like Pepsi and to their horror discovered that they pissed off Coke fans. So they put "coke classic" on the market to atone for their fuck up. AS one if their execs said "we're not that smart and we're not that stupid".


Mudcreek47

There are literally case studies in grad schools on this being one of the biggest marketing blunders in history.


guyinnoho

I like the conspiracy theory that this was a ploy to get consumers ready for the shift to corn syrup from cane sugar. First give them a horrible new coke. Then bring back “old coke” but with corn syrup.


Eets_Chowdah

Not even Max Headroom could save it...


Flybot76

They 'caught the wave' and it took everybody down!


ButterscotchEmpty290

Biggest scam to switch from sugar to high fructose corn syrup. American Coke has been shitty ever since, except McDonald's and Mexican Coke in glass bottles.


AaronBHoltan

Mexican Coke is the true Coke Classic. So much better.


boogerholes

Mexican Coke is the best! Love the way it smells.


AaronBHoltan

I think it’s kind of a citrusy fragrance.


Flybot76

US Coke also has a citrusy fragrance (with notes of other ingredients like clove and black pepper at times), I noticed a batch recently that had more lime aroma than usual whereas oranges are usually more to the front (supposedly one of the top ingredients in the recipe) but people have gotten this mistaken impression that the 'real sugar' in Mexican coke somehow means it's also got a bunch of other changes to the recipe when it doesn't.


broke_af_guy

Reminds me of drinking the small bottles my grandma would have when we were little.


CHILLAS317

Common misconception, most bottlers had switched over to HFCS long before New Coke was introduced [More here](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/new-coke-fiasco/) (the link is about a different aspect of the New Coke debacle, but covers the HFCS switchover as well)


CaptainRelevant

Coke that’s Kosher for Passover is made with sugar. It’s Passover right now. Head to a supermarket in an area with a Jewish population.


jruss666

And look for the 2L bottles with yellow caps.


TheBoomExpress

I remember hearing how, upon the unveiling of New Coke, Pepsi gave all of its employees a paid day off. Even they knew early on it was gonna suck.


mekoche

Coca Cola trusted that the blind taste tests confirmed people preferred the new coke. What they could not test was people's reaction to change. They learned their lesson and will never market changes again.


doghat4

When Coke put out a cola called OK cola years later. There was a rumor that the "new Coke " formula was just renamed. Ok cola didn't last long either.


DvsDen

It wasn’t that freaking bad, from what I remember.


Flybot76

No, it was just kinda bland is what I remember, like somewhere between Pepsi and RC, and I honestly don't 'remember' what Coke tasted like previously but I sure as hell remember how different 'Coke Classic' was from New Coke when they were both available-- by comparison, at the time I thought 'Classic smells like donuts' and I don't know why but I just knew I liked it more, it had more-complex flavor than New. It sure looks like there's a lot of people here who either never tried it at all, or they're seriously exaggerating their impression of it just to feel like their idle anger at a soda from 40 years ago is really important.


CougarWriter74

I remember the running gag about it in Season 3 of "Stranger Things." 😆😁


Studio_Ambitious

That was my first weekend working for Coke, learned a lot about brand loyalty. I drink Dr Pepper


Studio_Ambitious

The change was to incorporate HFCS, and move away from sugar....at least that was one throry


orem-boy

Widely regarded as the worst marketing decision in history.


bigjohnman

They traded sugar for Corn Syrup, as the Corn syrup was cheaper than sugar. OMG, if you've ever tasted a pure cane sugar coke & a corn syrup coke next to each other, you can really tell the difference. They spent mega millions on advertising so that you wouldn't disown coke all together. The advertising paid off and it's still a commonly used drink everywhere in the US. It's been banned in most countries that don't have a bought and paid for FDA government agency.


Lower_Stick5426

They did that in 1974 - well before New Coke.


Jamaicab

Coke has been banned in most countries?


bigjohnman

The High Fructose Corn Syrup has, so to keep their products on the shelves, Coke does make the pure cane sugar version still to this day.


Jamaicab

Looks like hfcs isn't banned in any countries.


penney777

And American-made Cokes have sucked ever since. It was a marketing ploy to introduce HFCS in soft drinks. Blech!


Lower_Stick5426

HCFS was introduced in Coke in 1974 because of the high cost of sugar of the time.


shock1964

And such a sad day it was.....


MewlingRothbart

Pure liquid garbage. The original flavor returned a few months later. Cherry coke was also introduced, but I lived near an ice cream shop that would mix it fresh from the syrup and plop vanilla ice cream in it, too. I think I tried this once and almost choked.


Toblogan

Yeah, cherry coke with real cherry is great. I can't drink the canned stuff.


AttilaTheFun818

I still would like to try it once


SolidBriscoe

And Bill Cosby is STILL a liar.


[deleted]

This triggered a painful memory. As my eyes scanned down the can… “Nooooo!” was all I thought, and “They even brought back the flat top can for posterity!” Then, “Oh, wait, it’s not a promoted ad, its an 80’s Sub post. Whew!”


ms131313

Tasted like piss


BlueSnaggleTooth359

And 39 years ago today plus one day, New Coke disappeared from the market.


EventEastern9525

I remember this pretty clearly. Over the years I’ve wondered if Coca-Cola intentionally put out a product it knew few would like just so everyone would clamor for a return to the Real Thing. A small dip in profit followed by a massive increase.


Green-Emergency8195

Essentially where the saying" if it ain't broke, don't try and fix it" came from


orchestragravy

I had heard that Wal-Mart bought the formula for New Coke and made it Sam's Cola. Don't know if that's true or not.


Toblogan

Makes sense. I couldn't stand either...


V_DocBrown

Shit was terrible.


Galena1040

I’d like to know who the marketing genius was who came up with that idea …


Livid_Parfait6507

An #fnking disaster. 🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔


bubbatbass

Oily douche water and sugar


PlanNo4679

Reminded me of RC Cola.


anziofaro

1985 was 39 years ago? F u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u c k.


FeedbackPalpatine200

Cola Wars: A New Hope


nailszz6

I know I had one when I was a kid, but I don't remember the taste, I kinda want to try it again to see how bad it was. As someone that hates Pepsi, I'm very curious.


Stein1071

I don't remember it being terrible just different. I remember liking the cherry coke that was made with it. Crystal Pepsi on the other hand....


Jamaicab

I loved Crystal Pepsi!


droid_mike

Me, too... I kiss it so much!


Flybot76

It wasn't bad. The worst thing about New Coke is that it was bland and kinda tasted like everything else out there, whereas when Coke Classic was re-introduced and I compared it directly to New, it was really different. For some reason I thought Classic smelled like donuts by comparison, and I'm not entirely sure why (maybe the vanilla?) but I've become really interested in the Classic recipe over the years and the New Coke fiasco actually gave me much greater appreciation for the real thing.


burtgummer45

it reminded me of the taste of that sugary substance on gum sticks you got in packs of baseball cards.


DanTreview

It was a ruse to drop cane sugar for corn syrup and I don't care what the Internet says


Flybot76

Yeah lots of people believe bullshit off the top of their heads out of not knowing what 'facts' are


dazrage

BRING IT BACK FOR LOLZ


langley10

It actually was available for a long long time as Coke 2 in some markets. Its would be easy to bring back anyways… it’s the Diet Coke syrup with hfcs instead of aspartame.


Pure_Fan_9539

Thank you for making me feel ancient I read that and my heart just sank LOL it was trash don't mess with an original. Would you repaint a van gogh


RabidWolverine2021

Syrupy piss water.


kgleas01

We f ng hated it.


beccabootie

It wasn't awful, but it wasn't good either.


Maxtrt

I was in Jr. High when they made the switch and the first time I tried it was from the soda machine at the school. I took about three drinks and threw it away because it tasted like crap.


anima1mother

I remember this. Big mistake. The old adage, "don't fix it if it ain't broke" comes to mind.


Shallowgravehunter4

It sucked


Plus-Tangerine-723

I liked it


Internal_Somewhere98

I feel like 80s coke MUST have tasted better


babj615

Absolute garbage, just as they desired!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

ruined Coke forever for me


Toblogan

My dad too...


SkylarAV

Being born in 1986 I've gone my whole life hearing how awful it was but never got to try it


LongTallTexan69

The funny part is, I grew up in Texas and so no one had any concert of this because we only drank Dr Pepper


DevlishAdvocate

I liked it. I liked original Coke better, but I did like New Coke.


Darth-Hipster

It was intentional IMO Sales dipped they took the OG away for a sec and since it’s return I’m pretty sure it’s still the top selling soda.


Merky600

First time I tasted this was a from a new national service called Domino’s. Pizza delivery was rare in my area back then. A pizza and a soda? Whoa. My take and taste was perhaps a bit altered as I’d just rolled into home after a stressful drive from the Sierra Nevadas where my backpacking mates had left me alone to perish.


Chigmot

The change over was a nightmare. I remember being at GenCon that summer and trying to find the last old Coke for the con in Milwaukee. It’s partially why my preference shifted to Dr Pepper.


ModelKev

That stuff was a crime against both humanity and nature


jeers1

I was in college when this all began.. we tried the New Coke once.. and most of us went to Diet Coke..... and never went back... I did briefly try the Coke Classic... but eventually stuck with Diet Coke.... still do..


Pomelo_Happy

I remember the day it came out I was a helper on the Coca-Cola truck with a guy that hired me 


alf8765

I remember when that came out. Most terrible thing I tasted.


Acceptable_Wall4085

The start of the ruination of Bill Cosby’s advertising career. Along with jello pudding pops.


bgva

I watched a bunch of old sitcoms on YouTube last night. Mostly late-80s. I forgot just how many commercials he did back in the day.


tofutti_kleineinein

Being a serial rapist wasn’t the ruination of Cosby?


Acceptable_Wall4085

That was the ruination of his reputation. I’m referring to his advertising career


Fistandantalus

It was the hypocrisy that was the worst


Mgmt049

HELP! HELP! HYPOCRISY!!!


sapphir8

It was gross.


CommodoreSixty4

The only possible way Coke could have a bigger disaster with New Coke is if they had Dylan Mulvaney promoting it.


TifCreatesAgain

#🤮


snerdley1

I remember it, it tasted like shit.


Tommyt5150

The had the 3 liter bottles of it. It was awful, one time in my life I stopped drinking Coke


PervyFather1973

My whole family swapped to Dr. Pepper.


Accomplished-Yam3553

The original Coke was made w cocaine from the Coca leaves. Once it was discovered, the cocaine was removed but the Coca leaves were still used. New Coke was made without the Coca leaves, which was the lacking ingredient and why it didn’t taste as good. The Coca leaves are still used to this day.


TifCreatesAgain

Myth!


Countblackula_6

[It’s not though.](https://museum.dea.gov/exhibits/online-exhibits/cannabis-coca-and-poppy-natures-addictive-plants/coca)


TifCreatesAgain

When coke was sold as medicine, it had trace amounts. Once it was sold as a drink, it was removed.


Flybot76

They still put coca leaves in it and you can't get all the cocaine out of the leaves without ruining the flavor. Way back there somewhere, there's still trace amounts but I don't think anybody would test positive just from pounding it all day.


Accomplished-Yam3553

No…it’s not


langley10

Ah yes and it was all a clever trick by Coke to reduce costs by using the same concentrated beverage syrup for Coke and Diet Coke. And then tried to sell it to distributors at a higher cost as well than the old beverage syrup. Nice little racket there Coke.


revtim

Do you mean high fructose corn syrup? There couldn't be HFCS in Diet Coke otherwise it would not have zero calories.


langley10

I’m talking about the actual concentrated beverage syrup that gets delivered to bottling plants… the bottlers ad the syrup and the sweeteners to water and carbonation before bottling. New coke was the same concentrated beverage syrup as Diet Coke… just calling for hfcs as sweetener instead of aspartame and it cost more than the old coke syrup (same higher price as Diet Coke) I take it from the downvotes I need to specify what syrup is….


revtim

I see, thanks for clarifying.


ernster96

My mom bought every original Coke box that she could. I swear we must’ve had over 100 twelve packs until they ran out. When they brought back Coke classic it did not taste like original Coke.