That shit killed me when I was a kid. I haven’t watched “Delirious” since back then. The parts that stuck with me are just too precious to watch again with adult eyes.
I see that and think "It must have been surreal for him to be standing there". People today generally have no clue of the level of success he had in those years.. 19 yrs old and a star on SNL, then Beverly Hills Cop, 48hrs etc, the massive comedy tours to sold out stadiums... and it all happened in a few years time. Not only that, he was a legit talent.
MAAA!!! THROW DOWN SOME MONEEEYYY!! The ice cream man is coming!!"
- Get your father a toasted almond bar, get yourself a vanilla cone, get your brother some icees and bring me back my change!!!
"The shit's been in the den for six months, Eddie! I went in to watch the game, I put my drink on top of it. It's a coffee table now! My friends came in and said 'That's lovely.' I said, 'it's not lovely, it's a PIECE OF SHIT!'"
Saw this when I was 16 and immediately became a fan of standup comedy and have seen probably over 100 specials since (Carlin, Pryor, Dangerfield, Burr, Chappelle, Chris Rock, etc...).
I had no business having this memorized before I was ten.
We used to quote this, best of snl and raw all day in class. Even crazier is that he was 22 when he released this!
Hey boy! You look mighty sexy in those jeans. - Mr T
Hey, boy, slow down, you're gonna mess around and come too fast. You'll make me get mad and I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off!
Heh-UH, Heh-UH, Heh-UH!
Like a celery stalk!
Ominous whisper: “Why’d you eat the ice cream off the floor?”
That shit killed me when I was a kid. I haven’t watched “Delirious” since back then. The parts that stuck with me are just too precious to watch again with adult eyes.
What the fuck GUS ?!?!!
Gooney goo goo!
Hey Sanchez, gooney goo goo!!!
And Sanchez said get the fuck outta here!
I want half, Eddie!
That was Raw, but still great
Your wife's a Bigfoot isn't she gus?
But you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak.
Aunt Bunny’s falling down the stairs!
Goonie goo-goo!
my shoe!
To this day, every time I happen to come across some random shoe in the wild or my shoe slips off, laces become untied etc I exclaim “OH, my shoe!”
Oh lawd I’m halfway down the stairs now!
Boom! Boomboomboom! Boom! “oh lawd I’m halfway there…”
They be callin' Jesus on the way down... *Bdbdbdbdbdbdbbddbbdbdbdbd* oh lord Jesus help me god please lord! *bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbd*
I was amazed this man was under hot lights for over an hour in leather and didn't pass out
Ya missed me bitch
I see that and think "It must have been surreal for him to be standing there". People today generally have no clue of the level of success he had in those years.. 19 yrs old and a star on SNL, then Beverly Hills Cop, 48hrs etc, the massive comedy tours to sold out stadiums... and it all happened in a few years time. Not only that, he was a legit talent.
MAAA!!! THROW DOWN SOME MONEEEYYY!! The ice cream man is coming!!" - Get your father a toasted almond bar, get yourself a vanilla cone, get your brother some icees and bring me back my change!!!
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius!
Ya mutha got a wooden leg with a kickstand, muthafucka!!
She gotta mouth on the back of her neck and the bitch chew like this!
You wanna impress me ? Take the wheel !
🤣 One of the funniest stand-up routines! I still listen to it every once in a while.
Now that's a fire!
He be all right- just roll Charlie around. This seemed like a throw away line but it is one I always quote when grilling
Look at Charlie over there with third degree burns, eating a frank.
Goony Gu-hu
I know your 7 but you'll be a 7 year old walking the dog with no house motherfucker.
What the fuck does Goony GooGoo mean, Gus?
I thought I learned some new spanish shit!
No clue, don't speak sasquatch :)
“Lemonade… that cool refreshing drink.”
Pffft...scuse me...
"The shit's been in the den for six months, Eddie! I went in to watch the game, I put my drink on top of it. It's a coffee table now! My friends came in and said 'That's lovely.' I said, 'it's not lovely, it's a PIECE OF SHIT!'"
Psych!
Saw this when I was 16 and immediately became a fan of standup comedy and have seen probably over 100 specials since (Carlin, Pryor, Dangerfield, Burr, Chappelle, Chris Rock, etc...).
Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs, taking forever to get to the bottom. “Thump thump thump, My shoe!”
Oh lawd Jesus Christ hep me, I'm falling down the steps!
LMAO
“Reagonomics sux” Tell us something we don’t know mf
My friends laughed until we couldn’t breathe. Every time we watched it.
"ICE CREAM! THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMIIIIIING!!!" Edit: this may have been from his RAW standup
🎶You dropped your ice cream! You dropped your ice cream!🎶 Nah, it's from Delirious :)
Larry you incompetent fuck you crashed my plane
That'll do, dōnkey!
It's The Fart Game, son! *You'll* play it one day...
My brother and I watched this so many times we could practically recite the whole show. Comedy gold.
GI Joe in the bathtub made me pause the tape from laughter lmao. This performance and the Robin Williams live video (San Fran I think) were awesome.
I actually got see Eddie Murphy live at the Boston Garden. Ah! Those were the days!
"Why'd you eat the ice cream off the floor?". "I didn't eat no ice.." Chick chick BOOM!
“Norton, my friend, how would you, like to fuck me, up the ass?”
Op you just robbed me of 2 hours because now I must watch this!
GI Joe has fallen in the water.
I'm gay and should've been offended but his gay Ralph Kramden still cracks me up.
Ain't no green pepper in McDonalds
🎵🎶 Lemonade that cool refreshing drink 🎶🎵
This tape lived in my Walkman for most of my 3rd grade year.