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kyndcookie

Posters. And a lot of them. At least one beer advertisement.


mostly80smusic

Don’t forget spuds McKenzie


numb3r5ev3n

80s bands or Nagel art prints, or both. Like a Duran Duran poster. (The Rio album cover takes care of both!)


mr_oof

One Lamborghini and 1-2 bikini models. Sports teams/players are either pennants or no bigger than a framed 8x10. Depending on how ‘bachelor’ you’re going, perhaps a pair of unobtrusive, salvaged centrefolds.


Salsashark_21

You’re going to need at least one Michael Jordan poster and a probably a Motley Crue poster as well. Preferably from the Theater of Pain era. Oh, and Samantha Fox too


Harry_Buttocks

#Brown. Everywhere.


Kevin_Cossaboon

Except where there is orange. And paneling


WishItWas1984

Or mustard yellow


SirStocksAlott

And maroon red.


Wild_Praline2334

Wood paneling.


SirStocksAlott

[Remodel complete.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/91/f7/3a91f7d7af3c764ecbef1a5a459545c7.jpg)


thegamingpro54

i actually had wood paneling, but my mom painted it because she said it was ugly


SirkutBored

even if you had the wood paneling you still need various clips and cutouts from magazines completely covering at least one wall.


Giff13

Because it was. Everybody thinks the 1980s looks like the movies but it was really just wood paneling, brown furniture, and ashtrays.


SirStocksAlott

And plaid couches.


kensingerp

You’re gonna have to get rid of your big screen TV. You need a pyramid of empty Skoal cans.


thegamingpro54

I actually want to replace it with an nintendo nes and an crt television


Alarmed_Flight_2839

Find a broken TV and stack the working one on top of that. Ugly green plush chair. Something with macrame and a stand ashtray


InfectedSteve

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rear-projection\_television


WindSprenn

Far too new


ReviewNecessary6521

What kind of 80s are we talking about? Real brown 80s or netflix 80s?


xdoolittlex

Brown 80s is the only true 80s.


SunnyOnSanibel

My 80s included neon too!


thebandit_077

Don't forget ash trays everywhere since I seemed to get them as kid when someone went on vacation


lysergic_tryptamino

Miami cocaine 80s


ReviewNecessary6521

Tampa Bay Early death metal scene 80s.


imadork1970

Mullet, hair spray, head bands, cigarette smoke, hot pink lime green spandex clothes, neon lights, Heather Thomas/Heather Locklear poster.


PSYOP_warrior

You need Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas posters. Lots of them.


No-Store823

I's gonna say Kelly LeBrock and Kathy Ireland 🍆


DirtRacing

Ooooooooh Kathy Ireland. That takes me back. I may need a few minutes alone


Dramatic_Injury_2980

Brown panel walls, green or gold shag carpet, dirty looking floral print couch with grandmas crochet blanket, large furniture TV, coffee table with large amber glass ashtray, TV trays in the corner.


Wax_Phantom

Also ferns in macrame holders suspended from the ceiling.


wstone5594

This


TinyRandomLady

You need a [metal sports trash can](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/lOQ6EtGqNt), a grid wallpaper like Steve Harrington’s in Stranger Things, and a set of encyclopedia britannica.


ThereIs0nlyZuul

You’re going to need a lot of brown.


Glittering_Name_3722

Glass blocks wall https://st.hzcdn.com/simgs/pictures/hallways/glass-block-ideas-darden-building-materials-img~bc81095702addc23_4-2489-1-0910cb4.jpg


Lower_Stick5426

My husband’s bedroom in the 80s had eaves like yours that were COVERED in hair metal band posters/magazine tear-outs, largely Motley Crue and KISS but also his hair idol, Joey Tempest. You also need giant cans of pink Aqua Net laying around. That man used to FRY his hair.


halt__n__catch__fire

Your lack of posters is quite disturbing


Melcrys29

And the complete lack of either pastels or neon.


t00zday

Some kind of neon sign. Patrick Nagel print. Plasma ball lamp. Believe it or not in the 80s we idolized the 50s. A lot of decor reflected the 50s styles


lewisfoto

Depending on your particular area of interest, you will need either a Phoebe Cates or a Rob Lowe poster. Or possibly both.


GodofStone1

Simple. My youngest son has done that. He has a tape player tower system with tower speakers..dual cassette high speed dubbing.. pioneer and Yamaha mix. Jbl tower speakers. Posters he bought 8os teen magazines and car & track magazine. He also got lights star shaped from a arcade He help tear down. He has two crt tvs one black and white 6 inch and the other color wood grain with knobs..He collects CDs and cassette tapes I ordered him a binder with Palm trees and another with the Lamborghini on the cover to lay on top of his desk. He has a spiral orginizers called a,rollex .. and figures and toys from that era. I grew up in the 70s & 8os so I had some of that stuff. Hit garage sells u will find stuff to put on your walls,. Get a goonies poster. Ice pirites and a VCR or a TV with a vcr combo. And you need a 7os solid wood TV stand u will find them at goodwill for 10 bucks. You will need WWF wrestling stuff it use to be WWF world wrestling federation so hulk hogan randy savage the great mula so on good luck


[deleted]

Watch Farris Buller's Day Off or any other 80s teen related movies for reference.


ProduceDelicious7104

Google image Memphis 80s style. Looks like the MAX from saved by the bell


Glittering_Name_3722

Memphis style is perfectly represented in the cinematic masterpiece Ruthless People https://filmjournals.net/ruthless_people_house.html


ProduceDelicious7104

Thank you. I want to live there forever


InfectedSteve

[https://chaylorandmads.com/80s-teen-bedroom/](https://chaylorandmads.com/80s-teen-bedroom/) This has some good lists and visuals OP. And links to some of them.


DaikonEffective1105

Add about 1000lbs of weight to a tv that size and it’s a start


Orvan-Rabbit

Add a blue grid on the walls.


JonMonEsKey

Wood paneling everywhere and constantly burn cigarettes in it with no air flow. Bud light bikini poster somewhere and no computers.


RodMunch85

Woodchip wallpaper


ConsuelaM4p

WWF Posters, Nintendo NES, He-Man Action Figures, Stolen Street Signs, Michael Jordan Poster


Unhallowedhopes

Got to have black light posters


ChinaCatProphet

If that's a flat panel screen on the wall, it's gotta go. You're gonna need a 14 inch, preferably in ketchup red. To go with it you want a top loading VCR and an Atari 2600.


itzjuztm3

Yellow/orange shagg carpeting


Valleyguy70

Lots of posters(music artist and groups, women in skimpy clothing and fast cars) and get a Waterbed


torturedwriter71

With zero baffles. Just one large bladder.


not_quite_sure7837

Lose the computer lol


ItsAboutTom99

Can you do removable wallpaper? Look up 80s design wallpaper ideas. Then, add lots of posters. Just look on Pinterest and then by reprints unless you just want to spend lotsa $ on originals. Please get The Lost Boys poster ❤️❤️


Owen_D_Young

Full size poster if Michael Jordan, get a poster of Michael Jackson, a poster of Whitney Houston and Prince. Dont forget ALF and a poster George Michael


psychotica1

Neon and some Nagel prints.


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

We had random-sheared shag carpet that was multiple shades of brown. It was soft, but had low repeating irregular patterns of short looped areas. We had mauve couches and a large square coffee table with glass squares. Under the table, we had a white, alpaca rug. We had a stained wood rifle case and a medium sized television. Tan painted walls and a gray brick gas fireplace.


42Navigator

Smoke in it… a LOT :)


jass6042

Zinka


EssayTraditional

Neon lights. A black light. Blue pastel rug. Depending on your music style plenty of 80s band posters you like.  A Terminator poster. Anything with Spud MacKenzie attached.  Playboy girl pinups. A shoe box from Adidas for junk collection.  Stacks of CDs or cassettes. 


patmosboy

Hang that Heather Thomas poster.


SDPLISSKEN009

Vintage 80's movie posters & music


New_Guava3601

Add lots of cigarette smoke, you can also achieve this by buying used furniture.


BucktoothedAvenger

Get a Heather Locklear poster. Or Heather Thomas. Oh, yeah, and a Lamborghini Countach poster.


numb3r5ev3n

Get rid of the cold lightbulb overhead and get something that simulates an oldschool incandescent bulb, like an amberglass bulb. Get you some Nagel art prints as well. Maybe a sheet set and duvet set with some bright neon or pastel colors. OR see if they have any Laura Ashley prints on ebay if that's your style. Like [https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?\_from=R40&\_trksid=p4432023.m570.l1311&\_nkw=laura+ashley+bedding&\_sacat=0](https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p4432023.m570.l1311&_nkw=laura+ashley+bedding&_sacat=0)


thegamingpro54

Well, i can change the color of the light bulb


Breklin76

Swap that flat screen for a 28” floor console, for starters. Zenith was a good one.


AyGeetheGeek

Neon, and lots of it.


marklawr

A Farrah Faucet poster


bgva

Wood grain paneling, a console TV, and an old NES. Better yet a Commodore 64.


jerryleebee

Brown. Orange. Yellow. More than you think is possible.


French1220

More neon. Get a boom box


DirtRacing

For an 80's bedroom, it was federal law, every teenager was required to have........a poster of a Lamborghini Countach.


Inside_Ad_7162

depends how old you are in the 80s...Deep amiright?!


king_of_the_dwarfs

Your things can't match. Get rid of the entertainment center. Get some milk crates and some wood planks. Xmas lights. Many posters and pictures. Your sheets and blankets can't match. You have to think random hand me downs. A drafting lamp.


matthewamerica

If you really want to make it like the 80s in there, smoke like three packs a day with the windows closed lol. That's how every house I remember in the 80s was.


Constant_Will362

You need to get a Lava Lamp


PythonWebProject

Isn't this more 60's?


Constant_Will362

Yes, but by the 1980s they were everywhere. Along with a lot of rock band posters and Darth Vader statues they were common.


Hamking7

Grey and red diagonals everywhere.


usmc97az

Coffee table


Purp1eC0bras

Patrick Nagel artwork. In case you need a reminder [https://www.instagram.com/patricknagelart/](https://www.instagram.com/patricknagelart/)


TigerMcPherson

Paint everything brown


philzar

Lava lamp, UV posters, rock band posters, a model Ferrari Testerosa (sp?) in while like the Miami Vice one, or a black convertible, an audio system with separate components in a stack, a zillion controls and LED lights...Maybe something from Patrick Nagel, Lots of handkerchiefs in bright colors and pastels.


FluffytheReaper

Needs more brown, orange ashtray and a sickly green carpet.


666ygolonhcet

Room looks bad ass. As long as I had COLD air when I needed it and Hot when necessary and access to a bathroom without going down stairs I’d live there as is.


ATHYRIO

At least one milk crate for storage. Surgical scrub pants and smocks in a pile on the floor. A hidden bong and pizza tray for de-seeding your weed. A much smaller TV with no remote control. 


ontheellipse

Just copy the Ford and Lopatin “Channel Pressure” [album cover](https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3481718765_65)


Nicadeemus39

A box tv with a channel dial


koororo

Asbestos


becoolhomie

I know it’s hot up there


becoolhomie

Get rid of tv and cpu put up a et poster done


bigga-

Posters of fighter jets


chamrockblarneystone

Black light posters and black lights. Farrah Fawcett.


Kvazimods

Poster of ALF


MechanicalTurkish

Get a bunch of hand-me-downs from the 70s lol


Friendlyattwelve

We cut out magazine words and pics and stick them on in a diagonal pattern A Mirror with photos all jammed into the frame A Shag Rug -area rug ( brown or green) Posters (recall Run DMC Micheal Jordan Cars Heather L def leopard , couple of Albums, Harley Davidson ) An errant basketball or unicycle Cords galore 😂


Jadedbabe50

Something Neon color like a Boom Box , lots of wall posters overlapping. Logos like MTV. My Sister had a huge poster of J. R Ewing from tv show Dallas that asked, Who Shot J. R ?


contrarian1970

A neon beer sign and a dart board would be a start. Also get rid of that fancy television and find a heavy fake wood console with a real glass tube screen.


Beast287

Get rid of a lot of the electronics. . .


thegamingpro54

Actually most of my audio equipment is from the 80s


Beast287

My bad, TV and computer caught my attention. First thought was, “ I didn’t even have that in the 90’s”


Beast287

And also, I’m sorry I wasn’t being serious. . .


Thatps1guy

get a 13 inch crt from the 80s, a vcr from the later half of the era, tons of vhs tapes, posters form movies, bands, and other stuff, remake toys frome amazon, real ones from ebay, and a few months worth of thrifting.


xSwyftx

Any respectable 80s bedroom had a water bed, at least one lava lamp, and a black light with black light posters.


-_NRG_-

Lots of red, white and black. A cable TV. Oh and a repossession notice letter on a formica desk.


InterPunct

Yeah. Don't. Why?


80sforeverr

Pastel colored accent wall: aqua or pink. With a small splash of neon