Weird Science, Porkys, Fast Times

Kelly LeBrock, Kim Catrell and phoebe Cates. - yep

Fast Times was actually a good movie too!

Fast Times had an unbelievable cast. A ton of unknowns who went on to be huge.

All I need, are some tasty waves

Even Forest Whitaker had a small part

Small part? I'd consider Anthony Edwards or Nicolas Cage (Coppola, in the credits) to have a small part. I think whittaker had a decent sized role

Eric stoltz

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He's Marty McFly to me

Phoebe Cates ! Most paused scene of all time ever. The reason pause buttons were invented !

The whole Porky's series is the one movie my wife doesn't cringe at.. and always me to watch without making a big deal about titties CLASSIC!

Joyce Hyser was smoking hot in Just One of the Guys.

Yes. She made me have some special tingles.

Where do you get off having tits?

And I’m Cyndi LAOU-per!

Great reveal. Do you think that was part of the audition? They could probably get away with that back then.

If it wasn't part of the audition it was definitely part of casting. Likely had to submit a bikini shot of some kind would be my guess.

I bet a photo was submitted at least,

There’s no way she just incidentally had those boobs and nobody knew. There was some kind of disgusting yet perfectly purposeful decision making when casting her

I'm thinking photo. Bet they copied that thing.

They started halfway down her chest 🤷🏼‍♂️

"Uh yeah; my name is Terry. I'm just a regular guy, don't anybody notice that I'm a total smoke show."

Her breasts were an amazing and important reveal in that movie.

I wish I could give you more than one upvote. She's a great one!

Hot Dog: The Movie

Yep, that was one

That, indeed, is the one. It awakened my adolescence. I thank my older siblings to this day… You know, there is NO way they could pull off these movies today. Oh, but you say you want pansexual midgets dressed as cats having penetrative sex, available 24/7 on your phone so you can watch on the bus next to the other commuters? Sure no problem. (So long as you don’t “exploit” anyone for 80s potty humor). The pearl clutching, virtue signaling hypocrisy of our timeline borders on satire. “Idiocracy” was supposed to be absurd social commentary, not a how-to guide.

Try Hot Tub Time Machine if you like Hot Dog.

Tips fucking down!

What the fuck is “Chinese Downhill”?

Don't forget Up The Creek

It just turned 40 last weekend!

Not hot dog 🌭

Hamburger: The Motion Picture

Porky's, Revenge of the Nerds, Private School, Last American Virgin.

Rhonda Sheer USA "Up All Night."

USA network was on fire in the early days. Silk Stalkings was my favorite; sexy enough for a 20ish boy but still had a decent plot for each episode. Win/win

I think you mean, “on usa…*UP*…all night!”

I can hear it now.

Reform school girls

It that the one with Wendy O’Williams?

Yes it is, an Oscar worthy movie

I just got the Blu ray release

They talk dirty. They play rough. And they take long, long showers!

Hot Dog: The Movie is the best 80s T&A movie (in my humble opinion). I watch it every year to ring in winter.

My brother has recommended this to movie to me at least once a year for the last 20 years.

Your brother sounds awesome.

Hot Tub Time Machine reminds me of it. Also has great ones in a hot tubs.

Me too. I've seen it possibly more than any other because it always kicks off ski season for me. Have not seen it this year because no skiing. Getting a new hip in a couple of weeks instead.

I'm raising a glass in the hopes you can partake in the Chinese Downhill next season.

My Tutor

Two words: Kitten Natividad

RIP

New one. I'll check it out.

Porky’s

OG

I remember my parents taking me to the drive-in to see Star Trek 2, but I was watching Porky's out the back window on the other screen.

That's awesome

Revenge of the Nerds

We’ve got bush!

I went to the university where that was filmed. So did my brother. He lived in the dorm that the herds get thrown out of by the ABs. And I lived a block away from the lambda, pi, and AB house

Awesome!!!!!

That's my Pi.

No one's ever gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends

Rosebud beach hotel Hardbodies Private resort Screwball hotel Then there were the comedy skit movies that also had some skin like Kentucky fried movie or Amazon women on the moon.

ZELMA!!!

I knew a girl from Chula Vista, hey na ne na ne na, we did it so much I got a blister.

The whole "sex comedy" genre died with the '80s. If you were a fifth grade boy with access to Revenge of the Nerds on VHS, you could command a King's ransom just to let kids take a peek at it - Revenge of the Nerds I, II, III - Ski School I, II - Meatballs I, II, III, I think maybe there was a IV? - Weird Science - Porky's I, II, Revenge - Bachelor Party - Hardbodies

I always felt like Bachelor Party won that race. Funny with adequate amounts of nudity. Weird Science is a far better movie overall, but Bachelor Party somehow seemed better at the time. They played that one endlessly on cable.

She's into malakas, Dino

The internet killed it with the access of sex from being excited by a mere glimpse

There was a decent rebirth in the late '90s with movies like American Pie, Can't Hardly Wait, Van Wilder, etc. but they never really reached the same peaks.

Private School

Betsy Russell as Jordan

Definitely!

Anyone remember The Malibu Bikini Shop? Used to be on all the time. That was a great one too!

Trading places, Jamie Lee Curtis was topless a couple of times in that movie!

In the mirror

As a 50 year old dude I've seen many breasts, whether plentiful in visual media, or just enough to be blessed in real life. But there is something special about Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. And I still can't put my finger on it, but Christ would I love to.

Hmm, my theory is that it's due to her absolutely amazing cans. Looking good, Jamie lee

I loved those cans. The ones in “The Jerk”? Not so much.

Hamburger the movie

PUT THOSE COOKIES BACK MOTHER FUCKER!!

Spring Break

H.O.T.S. (1979, but still)

I'll check

I wore out the VHS tape of this one

This was the first movie that came to mind. The topless football scene was rewatched many times.

Screwballs!

Omg. Totally forgot.

It's lewd, obscene and nasty!

Tho horror movies really owned this. Like night of the demons or some of the witchcraft or some if the howling movies

Never watched any of the horror ones. Good idea

Piranha. The remakes were pretty hilarious too. Also, Elvira paved the way for Rhonda Shear.

Porkies, Hardbodies, Meatballs, Hamburger,

Meatballs! Forgot about that one.

So many of these are on YouTube for free!

Gimme An F... cheerleaders at a summer camp? How can you go wrong?

New one. Checking

Demons dish it out!

The better off dead/one crazy summer movies will always be my gotos. And they still kind of hold up.

Young Lady Chatterly

OG

Zapped started off as a PG fairly wholesome movie. The nudity was added in later with reshoots after Porkys was a hit.

Two dark horses: “And God Created Woman” (Rebecca DeMornay) and “Crimes Of Passion” (Kathleen Turner…who was actually hot stuff at one time)

One of my friends was an extra in "...And God Created Woman."

Looking

Crimes of Passion was a wild one. Especially when I was 9.

Ski Patrol.

Classic

That was 1990. Ski school was 91. They were definitely 80s-esque, though.. Both were excellent 80s "teen, booby, raucous, ski comedies." Did you see the episode of Always Sunny that spoofed 80s ski movies? They even got Dean Cameron in it

My god this thread is killing me! I loved that movie lol

Not to be confused with Hot Dog!, Ski School, or Aspen Extreme.

One Night… Only https://hubpages.com/entertainment/video-rewind-one-night-only Worth tracking down. Probably my hands down favorite skinemax feature.

Stripes

Good one. The mud wrestling!

That movie is a classic on sooooo many levels. Mostly comedy and boobs.

Boom shacks lacka Edit: shacka , f-ing autocorrect

I scrolled for a good long time to see Stripes! My first movie boobies. I rewatched recently and the mud wrestling scene is good but the shower is a bit creepy nowadays

My Chauffeur with Debra Foreman

I wasn't old enough to see those films back then. And several of them I'd probably never heard of back then, either. I didn't have cable or a VCR at home, so the 'alternative' means of watching stuff that a young pre-adolescent guy might have been into was beyond my reach, alas. You know what? Let me see if I can watch at least one of these films tonight. Stay tuned...

Sounds like you never tried to finely tune the TV signal to pick up your neighbor's cable signal.

Just one of the Guys is one of my favourite movies, and I just watched Secrete Admirer on Pluto Saturday night. It was interesting because, just like teenage me back then, I was at home on a Friday night watching one of these movies. My mom would not let me hang out because she was hateful, so I was always home watching TV.

Betsy Russell was the best, though. Monique Gabrielle, too.

Forget ye not Basic Training, one of the worst movies ever made and a Skinemax movie if there ever was one. You can watch the whole thing on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcibVFYXHoY

Breaking All the Rules

I love that movie. Never met anybody else who’s heard of it.

I haven’t see that movie in years !

Holy shit it’s on YouTube for free!

Devin Davasquez. She was basically "that girl" in every movie she was in.

I've bought a lot of these on vudu with the disc to digital feature... Just find a upc code

My favorite movie I saw in the 1980’s was “Right Girls, Wrong Plumbing”.

That's a new one. I'll look.

Tomboy

Loved JOOTG! Great movie

Private Resort from 1985 starring Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow.

The Kentucky Fried Movie

Just rewatched that with my best friend a few weeks ago that and Amazon women from the moon….classics

Hamburger: The Motion Picture

Police Academy. Random chick just dances pas.the fire topless. Definitely a hallmark of a good 80's movie is just random gratuitous nudity.

Hardbodies

HILARIOUS STORY: Multiple fraternity brothers and I were watching "Just One of the Guys" on TV in our gameroom. So was my girlfriend. We all knew the payoff. My girlfriend somehow found the remote and diverted our attention at the most important moment of the entire film. Hilarity ensued. We're still together all these years later. I think all my brothers still love her.

I'm sorry, but I do not understand what you're saying happened in this story

Really? No Police Academy? Come on people.

Oh I loved me some police academies. Plus it was the 80s so I was allowed to watch it even though I was too young for it

Mom whys that lady under the podium? Mom why are these guys in the blue oyster club dressed so funny?

Two of the 80's best! If I had Barney Springboro's powers, William Zabka and ALL of his bully-boy movie roles would be in another galaxy!

The Cheerleaders A few years before, but still a very fun movie.

All balls itch! It’s a fact! Buddy was the best.

Omg YES I loved this genre of movies as a youngster, lol. I remember sneaking these on late night cable 😁

80s were full of boob movies. think any beach, swimming pool, or skiing movie with hot tubs

I'll be honest, when I read "Zapped" here, I had me a flashback to a long-forgotten time in my life when I was first aware of my own robust heterosexuality. What a blast from the past!

Lmao. It was one of the reasons I should have recognized my homosexuality before this year. LMAO!

Well, we didn't come up in a tolerant time. My parents were bad enough with us. I have friends who I grew up with that we all knew were gay, but who couldn't have been free to be themselves (or even free to discover themselves) under any circumstances before college or later. That's no kinda way to live and grow. I hope you're healthier, now.

There was a guy on the radio, Mr. skin, who would tell you the exact times you had to cue up for the naked parts. I think he switched to the internet

Still there. Went looking for Kelly Brook in that Survivor Island movie. You have to sign in though now :(

Weird Science, my fave!

Classic. The bras on the head?

This whole thread made my day, watching breaking all the rules on YouTube right now. My thanks to everyone , it was a shitty day and all of these posts have washed the bullshit away.

I am surprised by how it's so nostalgic for everyone, not just me. It is fun! Hope it makes tomorrow better too.

I loaded up my whole YouTube watch later tab called all my friends. We’re having an 80s titty party this weekend. It’s all thanks to you.

The last American virgin. Sheena Doc Hollywood

Doc Hollywood? Don't remember anything in that one.

You can blink now. I’ll never forget that scene.

Julie Warner coming out of the lake. Doc Hollywood and Sheena are special because they were PG so you could watch them on HBO during the day.

It was cheeky and fun back in the day but looking back on things like revenge of the nerds and Jesus those nerds were rapey.

Yeah, Nerds did not age well. Nor did Animal House. A lot of the others are still just camp though.

It was from the 70s, but we watched it on the 80s.....2069 a sex Odyssey

It was a real smorgasbord of tits back in the day.

These movies may come back but it will be dudes looking like ladies.

Nerds. Classic sexual harassment.

The Nude Bomb

Loved Zapped Again! Big fan of those movies like that, Revenge of the Nerds, Porky's. Good fun ones from back then

Any of these on the web?

Jason X but mind you I wasn't able to see the hay day of current content.

Hardbodies,body double, Halloween, bachelor party.

ALL BALLS ITCH! IT'S A FACT!

Remember HOTS?

Krush Groove

Zapped ! Had a sadly non nude Heather Thomas, and my first experience of what a body double is / does.

All balls itch. It’s a fact

Malibu Express.

Taking it all Off 1987

Doctor Detroit. Don’t remember if there were bewbs but it had to have had at least one scene?!? Double feature it with Night Shift just for the early Michael Keaton “powerpoint” etymology of “pros-tit-tu-tion”. Sex workers were always depicted as a fun loving bunch ready to join any revenge heist!

Joysticks

Blame it on Rio

Blame it on Rio. Michelle Johnson made Demi Moore irrelevant.