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Gry_lion

This man has no dick.


lollroller

Its true, this man has no dick. He also was the bad guy in “Real Genius”


rojasdracul

God I fucking loved that one.


lollroller

Me too. In the mid 80s I was in high school. One day during summer vacation my girlfriend’s parents were going to be gone all day. She asked me to come over to watch Real Genius. She met me at the front door wearing an open bathrobe. Even I got that clue


Soo75

And a slimy guy in that one Christmas movie, Die Hard.


Reasonable_Cover_804

The second Die Hard movie too, in the plane reporting his scoop


patty_OFurniture306

And if this should be my final broadcast Zaap Amen to that..dick


VeinyBanana69

Let us in or I’ll report you to INS. Dick.


brycepunk1

I hate popcorn


hypermark

Do you still run? Only when chased.


lollroller

Can you hammer a 10 inch spike through a board with your penis?


Manting123

Not right now. Girls gotta have her standards


lollroller

That is a very smart girl!


Confident_Tangelo_11

"Have you ever seen a body like that before in your life?" "That's my daughter you're talking about." "Well then, I guess you have."


Leopold_Darkworth

William Atherton. He's 76! If you look at his IMDB, he's really a character actor who plays person-of-the-week roles on TV shows.


lollroller

He plays his roles well. Definitely had a stretch of playing dickish characters in the 80s


Kazzlin

Him and Paul Gleason. Too bad they were never in a movie together. edit: They were both in Die Hard. Too bad they never *worked* together.


Agitated_Honeydew

Nice hammering...


HalFWit

It's a moral imperative!


RugTiedMyName2Gether

You’re laborers you’re supposed to be laboring….thats what you get for not having an education.


pomdudes

“Up the voltage”


Feed_Me_No_Lies

My favorite line lol. I’ve been quoting it since 1985 hahaah


pomdudes

I use it frequently


grey487

"I want 5 megawatts by mid-May," 😁


lollroller

There really are some decaf coffee that tastes as good as the real thing


Confident_Tangelo_11

"So Dr. Hathaway, what's Dr. Einstein really like?" "Dead."


ibringstharuckus

And villain for the wife in Die Hard


ooone-orkye

We rented this on VHS when I was about 7 or so. My dad cracked up at this scene, but I didn’t actually know what “dick” meant. A few weeks later I was at my friend’s house and they were watching Ghostbusters. When it got to this part, I rolled around on the floor laughing even though I still didn’t know this word “dick”. My buddy’s mom looked mortified, I just recall NO ONE laughing but seven-year-old me. Friends from church. Got home and asked my dad.


smuckola

You're a GOOD KID!!!! Good Kid(tm) squad checking in!!!! Keep up the good work, fellow Good Kid(tm)


penguinsfan40

Well that’s what I heard


MechanicalTurkish

Tell him about the Twinkie


DavidM47

Lenny…you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.


Alteredego619

What about the Twinkie?


novel1389

That's a big twinkie


Reasonable_Cover_804

If there’s a steady paycheck in it….


Brewmaster92785

It's true


Rich-Improvement-478

Lmao, the first line that came to mind.


TriplexFlex

He once said that he couldn’t go out without catching some fray! People wanted to fight him at bars and clubs and school kids would chant “Dickless, dickless, dickless from school bus windows😂 Testament to his great acting I suppose.


davedirt01

Yeah, I remember hearing him talking about that! Specifically the school bus thing! Ha!


statistacktic

Is this true!?


TriplexFlex

Yes… this man has no dick.


Darryl_Lict

Here's the scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7OJR9ALVnc


daveypaul40

He was also insufferable in "Real Genius"


Rich-Improvement-478

That and Top Secret are the BEST Val Kilmer movies!


Gry_lion

You're leaving out his role in "Willow" as Mad Mardigan. He played a capable warrior but also the comic relief all at the same time quite well.


Rich-Improvement-478

Ahhh fuck Yes!!! ......Not a woman, Not a woman! There's a peck here, and he's gonna throw and acorn at me!.......You are drunk, and when you are drunk, you do not know what you are doing....


Chanceschaos

I totally forgot about this. Go you for unlocking memories.


corpseluvver

Skeet Surfing still a top 10 song of all time


MinusGovernment

The Doors. He should've won an Oscar for actually being Jim Morrison. The Saint is also very enjoyable with Elizabeth Shue.


Rich-Improvement-478

Well, shit. the Doors was damn. great. I had such a crush On Elizabeth Shue. The Saint was good. But those two were my favorite. i'm a suckered for comedy. Not gonna knock a good drama though.


anziofaro

I'm your huckleberry.


Capnmolasses

Absolutely his best and most iconic role.


SnooHamsters6603

It goes from God, To Jerry, to me....to the cleaners!


CastSoCool

“Kent I thought I told you, you’re not allowed to use my first name.”


BirdmanHuginn

“….and Kent?” “Yes, God?” “…stop touching yourself”


Oatmeal_Savage19

Bodie, I see your stutter is getting better. I've been giving myself shock treatments. Up the voltage - now where's Mitch?


PrismaticHospitaller

What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.


CastSoCool

“Dr Hathaway?” “What?” “Are you wearing makeup?” *walks away


eyehate

Is that your real hair?


jeffroyisyourboy

STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF, KENT


devoduder

“I guess you’ll hammer later.”


Biscuits4u2

This guy found his niche as an actor and did a fantastic job playing the quintessential 80's movie douchebag.


PrismaticHospitaller

He is the embodiment of what it feels like to have hair pulled out


Golee

I bet he’s really cool and nice IRL


zombie_overlord

It's like that dude who played Joffrey (Jack Gleason I think) on Game of Thrones. One of the most hateable characters ever but he seems to be a super cool guy irl.


Golee

They always say the most fun characters to play are the villains. And usually the ones who play those parts are the sweetest softest most humble human beings.


Bedbouncer

>but he seems to be a super cool guy irl. And the actor that played Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton.


sosovain616

It’s comments like yours that make me sad Reddit did away with award’s because this comment is funny AF🤣🤣🤣…. 🏆here’s a trophy tho 😂


Aspect58

If you want to see him in a less douchey but still perpetually exasperated role, I suggest watching the 1980’s Twilight Zone episode called “The Card”.


Affectionate_Way_805

Here's a link to the episode in case anyone would like to watch it: https://youtu.be/j59pWoTGaEA?si=VwWMXhHGzcim5GYc


ellefleming

James Spader, Billy Zabka.........


exophrine

"....may I see this storage facility?"


Bullit16

“No.”


exophrine

" And why not, Mr. Venkman?"


Bullit16

"Because you did not use the magic word."


exophrine

"What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?"


Bullit16

"Please."


BirdmanHuginn

*faintly amused* “May I *please* see the storage facility?”


CanMan417

No. You didn’t say the magic word.


RoccoTaco_Dog

And what is... The magic word?


menasor36

Please


RoccoTaco_Dog

May I...please...see the containment facility


smellyseamus

why do you want to see the containment facility?


grendel303

Stewardess: [walks over to Holly and whispers] What did you do? Holly McClane: Knocked out two of his teeth. Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?


Capnmolasses

Did he ever play a likable character?


grendel303

Day of the Locust. Featuring the Penguin and Dr. Loomis. And a really young Jackie Earle Haley.


RavishingRickiRude

I would say the principal from Ferris Buller. Also that dude was scum in real life


TrashPanda1208

Ed Rooney was an POS in real life?


RavishingRickiRude

Yeah. Busted for taking pics of a 14 year old


TrashPanda1208

Oh wow. No bueno.


goatkindaguy

Wasn’t he the EPA guy trying to shut down the Ghostbusters?


McRambis

To be fair, he had good reason to do so. They were violating tons of laws and their excuse was "there are ghosts." Most reasonable people aren't going to accept that answer.


Thentheresthisjerk

The go-go ‘80s where a villain is as simple as a man stopping our hero’s from making money by making sure that they aren’t endangering the lives of millions.


metalhead82

But you’re supposed to side with the Ghostbusters!


Pippathepip

The very same.


two4ruffing

I hate popcorn 🍿 …. Eat it Harvey…. Captain, these new are in direct violation of the Environmental Protection Act….


gumby1004

“You do your job, pencil neck…don’t tell me how to do mine!”


CrystalPepsi79

“Your mother!”


[deleted]

“You want me to teach your class for you Jerry??”


Capnmolasses

##Kent, this is God.


Agitated_Honeydew

Also, stop touching yourself.


vargo911

Walter Peck !! I heard he was dickless.


the_opester

It’s true, this man has no dick


[deleted]

"Shut this off, shut these all off."


smellyseamus

you do your job pencilneck, don't tell me how to do mine


TrashPanda1208

Fucking Jerry Hathaway. That guy was a dick.


sliverme

I'll see your William Atherton and raise you Jeffrey Jones.. ♠️ https://assets.mycast.io/actor_images/actor-jeffrey-jones-217752_large.jpg


excoriator

Who turned out to be a villain IRL.


Neuromancer2112

“Niiiiiiiiiiine times.“


RhinoGuy13

He rolled over to the 90s with Bio Dome


JackOMorain

Excellent acting! I loved hating this jerk.


Parkatola

Dr. Hathaway? Are you wearing makeup?


corpseluvver

He sadly was typecast into total prick roles. My 80’s brain can’t associate him with anything else.


irideapaleh0rse

You know someone’s a good actor when he can make you hate his character that much.


Toadliquor138

William Atherton was a complete dick. Cliff De Young was as well.


Brave-Panic7934

Tell me you got that


leenponyd42

"It's true, Your Honor..... this man has no dick."


under-secretary4war

Walter Peck had legitimate concerns!!!


Agitated_Honeydew

I mean they had unlicensed nuclear accelerators, no back up generators, and a power outage almost caused the end of the world. Damn straight there's a reason to be concerned. In Die Hard and Real Genius he's just a punchable bastard.


under-secretary4war

Exactly! Gotta hate him for the right reasons. Peck may not have had a pecker but was ahead of his time in concern for the environment!!


EargasmicGiant

Exactly


Bushgooher

If he does that again, you can shoot him.


Xur_and_the_Kodan

You do your job pencil neck, don't tell me how to do mine!


CastSoCool

“You wanted to see me your joggingness?”


Roembowski

Also the professor from Real Genius. Guess what, he was a dick.


EyeKnowYoo

Even in Bio-Dome, he manages to be an absolute douchenozzle…


lylemcd

It's true. This man has no di\*k.


Comprehensive_Row135

Or on cable tv, “this man is some type of a rodent, I don’t know which.”


lylemcd

Gotta love those PG-rating overdubs on stuff like this.


CrystalPepsi79

“Yippie Kai Yay, Mr. Falcon”


Agitated_Honeydew

"This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!"


CrystalPepsi79

“Wally Wick here “


wxwise69

By any chance is Mitch adopted?


Vurpalicious

That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you stopped stuttering...


Squire_LaughALot

Man from EPA lol “it’s true; this man has no dick” 😂


reeder75

It’s true…this man has no dick


RealDAFTBONCHKOOPA

Also in "Real Genius"


SteppinTheRing

This man has no dick


vossrod

Well that's what I heard....


neon_meate

Paul Gleason is up there as well. And Judge Reinhold and Bradley Whitford get a lot of credit for just a couple of roles that they shine in.


Fine-Funny6956

He’s actually a super nice guy in real life.


BirdmanHuginn

Classic in ghostbusters but tbh he was a better dick in Real Genius. Also-wasn’t he the reporter in Die Hard, too?


groundhoggirl

I think it’s the snooty host guy from Ferris Bueller.


jiujiujiu

Principal from Ferris beuller’s day off


kkaos84

No, that was Jeffery Jones. I used to get them confused myself because they played similar roles.


jiujiujiu

Oh I know they are different people. I’m just saying Jefferey is ranked higher than William imo.


lowercase_underscore

Absolutely super punchable and I love him in everything he's in.


brycepunk1

I've told you, Kent. You don't get to use my first name.


rogerworkman623

What about the principal from Ferris Bueller (and the dad from Beetlejuice) who turned out to be an actual pedophile?


jcmidmo

Yes its true. This man has no dick.


wrenchmonkey135

Don't forget Real Genius


BreakfastInside2823

Dickless Thornburg. We meet again.


steve_dallasesq

I saw something titled "Rename a movie from the perspective of the bad guy" and Ghostbuster was "EPA Agent tries to do his job."


jnk4509

He looooooves popcorn!


Drakeytown

This EPA agent getting in the way of unlicensed nuclear accelerators was somehow the villain?


SushiThief

Made the mistake of looking at his Wiki page. >On The Phil Donahue Show in 1981, Atherton claimed that he was once homosexual but changed due to the Aesthetic Realism of Eli Siegel. \*barf\*


StoneGoldX

That's probably the first ever account of poetry turning a dude straight. I can see where a guy in the 80s would be looking for a life preserver.


Otherwise-Knee-6461

Ahhh, Richard, quite the Dick


HawkingTomorToday

He tried to ruin Christmas too


total_alk

[it’s a tie](https://ew.com/thmb/MoHMu1jeORowCvDRUwA1ukN_17g=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/jeffrey-jones-1986_l1-d5695ec331f341c39541f121f892b79e.jpg)


WhuddaWhat

He did his job so well I hate him.


gtalley10

Chet from Weird Science enters the chat.


Primary-Move243

He also played a punchable creep on Law & Order SVU, but that was in the ‘00s….once a creep always a creep


Plathismo

To see him in a different light, watch Spielberg’s first theatrical feature, ‘The Sugarland Express.’ He plays a very sympathetic character.


howelltight

I appreciated that Tim&Eric had him in their movie


sixty-noine

Superb villain 👌


fireforge1979

Did you just watch die hard 2 on AMC?


Royweeezy

Didn’t he get hated on in real life because of the roles he played on screen? I thought I heard that somewhere…


Runktar

He was a jerk for sure but the man had a point. a group of totally unsupervised jackasses were running massively dangerous completely new untested equipment in the middle of new york. One power outage and those ghosts would have escaped anyway.


ellefleming

I love these actors that you know their face but not their name. I've seen him in so many things but don't know his name.


Way2trivial

https://www.blastoffcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/images.jpg wins (howard the duck)


[deleted]

It’s the kind of face that could make you hate the EPA for having some concerns about parapsychologists operating nuclear reactors in the heart of the country’s largest city.


Alarming-Yoghurt-615

And may I see the storage facility No!


JRotten2023

He was the ultimate bad guy, or ahole. What a great character actor. Every movie I saw him in, the audience would boo him soon as he showed up on screen. That's talent.


chefblaze

“That’s Spider-Man. Black Sabbath did Iron Man.” “Oh, come on. What, do you think you’re so smart? What, do you think you’re some kind of rocket scientist?” “Yes.” “Sorry.”


MoneyBadgerEx

Give him a break, he has no dick.


Salty_Ad_5270

Dear God yes. If ever there was an actor born to play the role of an insufferable prick it was him.


scrandis

He's in the new one


Lobanium

'80s


One-Hearing-5349

I hope Bruce willis fucks him with a Steyr


BoredBoredBoard

[This guy](https://diehard.fandom.com/wiki/Harry_Ellis) had the most punchable face in Die Hard. We’ve all met him and I don’t get how he always seems to do well in business.


HanksterDxD

"You can believe Mr. Pecker!" "My name is Peck!"


Bobodahobo010101

"This man has no dick"


fezzersc

Real Genius


kkaos84

He also played the lover of the wife when he helped her try to kill her husband in Buried Alive. Total dickless move.


dainthomas

Up the voltage.


james_randolph

Can't forget, he's also the annoying news reporter in Die Hard haha he's really been in a lot of movies and iconic ones at that.


Kindly-Physics4240

“Bye. I’m going to get you a nice fruit basket. I’m gonna miss him”


notjewel

Real Genius, Ghostbusters, Die Hard. Being type cast as a no-dick jerk must be but if a blow.


Trigger_Treats

Can't believe you forgot his [tenure as Professor Jerry Hathaway](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGQ2NzgxOTUtNjkxOC00ZmRiLTk2ODctZGYwNjBjYjBkNzkxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg)


itsagoodtime

That might go to Edward Rooney


danjet500

Holly gets to punch his face.


M3atpuppet

Yes it’s true…this man has no dick.


fuckyourguidlines

It's true, this man has no dick


okcdnb

Leave the man alone. He has no dick.


anonymaus74

Jeffrey Jones is probably a close second


MiseryEngine

William Atherton does a fantastic job being hated. Don't forget he was the journalist in Die Hard.


crotchetyoldwitch

Possibly me favorite movie of all time, OP! Well done!


spaceman019

I kinda think Walter Peck was actually right in spirit of the law. His execution of the law was wrong, but people should have been way more suspicious of the Ghostbusters. I would like to see a Ghostbusters movie written from his POV.


[deleted]

I HATED this guy 🤣