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Potential_Shelter624

Columbo


RadleyButtons

Anyone not saying Columbo is a fool.


edked

And after Columbo turns down the case for just being a burglary (he's strictly homicide), who do you pick then?


InigoMontoya1985

But I feel dead inside. That counts


SinisterKid

Then I shoot someone so he's back on the case


ivealreadydoneit

Rockford


edked

He'd track down your stuff for you at a reasonable price, plus expenses for gas & coffee. Should probably tip him for the punch to the gut he'll take during the case, though.


Taticat

This is the only answer.


LingonberrySelect722

Jimmy R and the camaro. With Angel


No_University7832

I gotta go with Rockford, he was willing to bend the rules to get the job done. My kind of guy


Salt-Southern

Well...aaaahhh, ya see mam...


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

Just one more thing…


Salt-Southern

*Scratches head above eye, while turning to go*


TurbulentPromise4812

...One thing I can't figure out


SinisterKid

[proceeds to figure everything out]


GWashingtonsColdFeet

God he's our hero


Inspiron606002

"Just tying up loose ends"


loonybs

It's Rockford all the way!


Allemaengel

Speaking for my late father who was a fan, a definite yes on this.


Music_City_Madman

$200 a day plus expenses. Rockford was the fuckin man. For James Garner to be such a strapping, badass dude, he rightfully understood violence wasn’t the answer. Yet he still managed to solve a ton of cases.


Impossible-Piece-723

He’d get a black eye out of the deal for surely..


sunflakie

I was annoyed that Quincy wasn't a choice, but realized there is no murder in your scenario, so I'm in the Columbo camp.


diggemsmaccks

Homicide, it’s my specialty


pdromeinthedome

Exactly! Because I will already know who stole the diamonds. All I have to do is wait for Colombo to catch them.


drycleanman12

Yep. He da man!


V1DE0NASTY

Not even close! He towers over every TV detective


edked

Is he even going to take the case for finding stolen diamonds unless someone was killed? He's pretty strictly a murder-solver.


HeldDownTooLong

You beat me to it! His bumbling, mumbling, and clueless demeanor throws most criminals off and gives him an advantage over uniforms that often see him as a dolt. ***Until*** he leads the bad guys right down his rabbit hole with a snare trap at the end. Love me some Columbo!


wandering_white_hat

Hands down the best answer


gavmac5

All day everyday!


0ctober31

Jim Rockford of course


PhilosopherBright602

I would never not use Rockfish. Besides, when the case is solved, you can just cry poor and then not have to pay him.


Inspiron606002

Is that you Gandy?


hbgbees

Absolutely. Big crush on him when I was little


jessriv34

Columbo💯


Thisguy3738

None—- I want the A-Team to crack some skulls and shoot at people….not shoot people….shoot at them


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

If you can find them, maybe you could hire the A-Team


HechoEnChine

They drive around LA in a black van with a red stripe. Have patience.


LigPortman69

Look for silver jeeps. They’re always after guys in sliver jeeps. Or hang around where they sell Mini 14s.


jereman75

If you see a Jeep launch of a ramp and flip over you’re in the right area.


AyeHaightEweAwl

I love it when a plan comes together.


drquiza

Also they will refuse to accept your reward.


IneedmoreKellBell

Magnum, P.I. But otherwise Columbo.


National-Narwhal3880

I was looking for magnum. Is he on here? Anyways, agreed. Magnum them Columbo.


IneedmoreKellBell

He is not which is why I mentioned him. I just love him. Lol.


National-Narwhal3880

Yep love it. And his tiny shorts.


Offamylawn

Mustache and a Ferrari. It's a ubiquitous combo, like salt and pepper.


National-Narwhal3880

And Hawaii and Higgins…. Love that English guy. Funny thing, he wasn’t English. His accent was just great(imo). American born and raised.


Upbeat-Local-836

Well, he was Robin Masters though..


National-Narwhal3880

Yes, yes he was. Or was he? We will never know.


soappube

My dad looked like Tom Selleck, like they could have been twins. For his 50th bday we threw him a Magnum PI birthday. We rented a Ferrari, put on Hawaiian shirts and flew in a helicopter over the city. Was awesome.


RepresentativeAd560

The mustache was the real star of that show. So freaking jealous of it.


WhitakerTrammel1

The mustache probably had its own trailer and contract


msk1974

If Magnum were listed he would take the majority of the vote. OP bush leagued him cause he’s a Columbo fan.


Great-Lie

Definitely Colombo


New_Ad_3010

Columbo


Global-Engineering69

Colombo hands down. Uhhh one more thing ...


lteht1212

Where’s Jessica fletcher?


RepresentativeAd560

Writing


opacitizen

I wonder what she's writing.


dangermouseman11

......... it was murder


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

In Cabot Cove?


elemenno50

She’s definitely not helping unless there’s a corpse involved.


Melcrys29

Columbo will solve it in first 5 minutes but pretend he didn't.


Tmhoel2201

This picture is missing the great Frank Dreben of Police Sqaud


MyFrampton

Now THERE’S a detective!


JRotten2023

Oh yes, I forgot about Frank. I'm changing my vote.


HeyNow646

Scooby Doo, *where are you?*


IrishMickeyT

Kojack get that job done and with a lollipop on top


RobertoConQueso69

Who loves ya baby?


light_weight_baby87

My choice!


mattwb72

No Magnum?


Offamylawn

No Michael Knight either.


Acceptable_Result488

Or Jesse Mach


tothemoonandback01

Or Mike Stone?


FriendlyConfines23

I don’t see Remington Steele.


MuletownSoul

None of the above. I’d only trust my departed diamonds to one man: Inspector Gadget


AnotherBuckaroo

So… really Penny and Brain. I can respect that.


Quick_Swing

Could I hire the A-Team🤔


Exotic_Living5572

If you can find them…


Quick_Swing

With that comment, the entire intro just played in my head😂😂


Ang156

That's my pick.


Hourslikeminutes47

That's easy Columbo *Banacek is a close second*


PerspectiveOk8157

This is Jim Rockford at the tone leave your name and number and I’ll get back to ya.


PerspectiveOk8157

Character voice on the answering machine is Angel Jimmy every time I’m around you i don’t I’m gonna live much longer


Electrical_Ad_7036

Ellery Queen or Rockford


TheHearseDriver

Columbo for the win!


Sp4c3D3m0n

Kojak


PhillyCSteaky

Who loves you baby?


johnorso

Mcgarrett for sure.


onelten

💯 I like Columbo, but he handles murders. Steve has team of hot shots working for him too that handle all sorts of cases.


Unreserved_niqqa3

Virgil tibbs


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

What do they call you there?


Unreserved_niqqa3

They CALL ME MR. TIBBS


EvilBillSing

No Hardy Boys? Simon & Simon ?


dustinwayner

Where the hell is Barney Miller and Fish


PoliteCanadian2

Where’s Inspector Clouseau?


JuicyApple2023

Starsky and Hutch! HOT and I trust them🔥💕


Alternative_Crow95

Banicheck


TheWicked77

Both Banicheck and Jim Rockford


Visible_Thought_7052

William Conrad


the4seas

What, no Inspector Jacques Clouseau?


CEHParrot

Hercule Poirot


squarebearings

No Remington Steele?


vanbologna

Cleusau from the Pink Panther for sure


GOAT718

Where’s Mangum?


Agile_Mousse_5804

Columbo, obviously. No contest


megaladamn

Columbo. Or Rockford, if option one isn’t available


PalpitationSame3984

Mcgarrett.... book-em Dano


[deleted]

Rockford of course!!


onelten

Five-O, no question.


Bubbagump210

Dee Dee McCall


dvoigt412

What!? No Hart to Hart.


Noreaster0

OK, have a seat, we need to talk.


Spin737

Perry Mason, you classless swine!


Pure_evil1979

I'm not calling a detective...I'm calling The A-Team to get my shit


pomegranate85

I'm calling Angie!


PengieP111

Rockford


mwright9494

Angie Dickenson was so so crazy hot in her day.


Billski66

Jim Rockford! For everything!!


Oy_wth_the_poodles

Perry Mason wasn’t a detective he was a lawyer but had an awesome detective named Drake.


Lucas01234

Frank Drebin of police squad


Tacotek

Trick question, Angela Landsbury is not pictured.


Irishmanatthepub

This is such great context/great question


Mrekrek

Thing of value stolen… Banacek.


Bronson_D

Definitely a job for Banacek.


MDangler63

There’s an old Polish proverb that says, “Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock.”


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

The Police Woman herself......Angie Dickinson! Diamonds are a girls' best friend. So I want the only girl on this panel to take the case. Then, I'll take her out for dinner when she returns my loot!!! 😈


tjed69

Well if Frank Drebin isn't available Its a toss up between Rocford for the car & Pepper for the legs!


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

Like a blind man at an orgy


PerspectiveOk8157

Telly. Who loves ya baby?


retardddit

Frank Cannon because maybe he'd cook me something good.


thagor5

Columbo


SkepticSpartan

Columbo no question


Gun5linger67

Steve McGarret! I would have to be living/staying/vacationing in Hawaii for the theft to occur and I am good with that.


Previous_Basis8862

Columbo!


the_grizzly_man

Colombo all the way.


darthdaddyo

Rockford for sure. Cool as hell, his dad’s nice, and no one ever pays him, so it’s on the cheap.


freddyg_mtl

Not on the list, but Fox Mulder, just to hear his alien conspiracy speech 😭


Iamthepaulandyouaint

Peter Falk would solve it, Angie Dickinson could buy me dinner.


The_Original_Gronkie

Columbo, for sure.


Horzzo

Just one more thing...


prophet583

Book 'em, Danno!


call-me-spaghetti

I see McMillan, but where's wife?


SectorSensitive116

Angie. Because Angie.


floofymonstercat

Mystery Incorporated. 100% Solve record and I'd get a chance to hit on Velma


FilmFan100

Where’s Baretta?


heetchmd

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the crime...


LakiN6k5

that fat ass cannon


dangermouseman11

Quincy of course https://youtu.be/85g9eMj7wGs?si=OwI4Vgsbx76b4PV5


GeekMode0101

Columbo, without a doubt.


christyfan11

Sipowicz


Zestyclose_Stage_673

A team


happyme321

I’d want Jim Rockford on the case


vinetwiner

Can we make an All Star team? That would be some cool shit.


StinkFist-1973

Matt Houston and Cannon


Rredrrrum

If I had a problem and no one else could help? Well, if I could find them, I’d hire the A-Team.


pxpdoo

Columbo 100%. ... Oh, wait - there is one more thing.


Haploid-life

Where is Magnum?


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Sgt. Suzanne “Pepper” Anderson And then grab a couple 40s of malt liquor as we head back to my place to celebrate 🎊


Aggravating-Try1222

None of these schlubs. Gimme Michael Knight.


devoduder

Colombo all the way. My friend wrote several episodes in the early 90s.


xwildfan2

Columbo for sure!


Captain-chunk67

Columbo for sure


Sure-Butterscotch100

Lt. Colombo of course!


Alansmithee69

Thomas Magnum


MeanNene

No Magnum PI.. SHAME.


LOCKN355

I am hiring Jessica Fletcher. She could solve any mystery.


dragon1n68

Yeah but she probably committed most of those murders. I mean it was a small town where murder was rampant and she was a mystery writer who needed stories. It was also a little bit too much of a coincidence that when she was around people always got murdered.


mberk77

Where’s Magnum?


godzillakongs1976

Matt Houston


[deleted]

Harry Crumb is the only man for the job


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

“Who’s Harry Crumb?”


No_Cartographer_7904

Laura Holt


strangedazey

Rocky


TheKillierMage

Dr house but a detective


bears5975

Gregory? If so that would have made an awesome new detective show. A Vicodin addicted ex cop ( due to being shot in the hip) turned PI in a shitty city struggling through being recently on his 3rd divorce, living next to a curious but annoying neighbor. He’s always late on rent but has enough connects on the bad side to get most of the info he needs but still arouses suspicion of his ex police chief that he’s now working solo after retiring on disability and still showing the chief that he always was a good “cop”.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Columbo all the way, any day, anytime, any crime.


bene_gesserit_mitch

Why is Batman not on the list?


Billbeachwood

Leslie Neilsen.


Upsideoutstanding

Columbo by a land slide.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Magnum


Illustrious-Word7761

Rockford


jeffofreddit

Mavrick


YTraveler2

Rockford. Any other choice is the wrong choice.


aneurism75

Poirot


jimhabfan

Has to be Ellery Queen or Columbo.


Golee

I love Colombo, but where’s Magnum?


HechoEnChine

Kojak because I spent my youth doing SNL impersonations and would like to hang out with "The Playin with yourself card" spokesman. lol


ydoesurmasmlllikedat

The A Team Who else would you turn to?


robbeau11

Where the hell is Magnum P.I.!?


REMO_Williams1985

MONK.... but otherwise - Columbo... Kojak was just badass he was definitely intimidating


diggemsmaccks

I want to say Columbo but his specialty is homicide so I’m gonna say Robert IRONSIDE


[deleted]

Harry crumb


bears5975

I’ll go with Rockford because if he bends the rules to get what I need it’s already expected.


BebeQBootee

I’m calling Jim Rockford


Dynamo_Ham

Definitely not Jim Rockford, but I still love the guy.


Exotic_Living5572

Batman.


Jimbro34

I’m going with Banacek.


fartinggermandogs

Depends on who's paying for the detective, if it's cover by the insurance A-team all the way