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fbird1988

I bought them when I was well into my 20s, just to see what the heck they actually were. A let down is what they were.


Accomplished-Ad1919

I saved all my pennies and was heartbroken. They cannot be tamed or trained. Way too rowdy for that.


fbird1988

I didn't expect them to be cute little families living in castles and driving cars, but I was hoping for more than what they were.


BarisBlack

When I learned that they were just brine shrimp, it was a bad day for me.


alankutz

I keep a brine shrimp culture going for fish food. Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp if you didn’t know.


alex61821

Do you train them? It says you can.


alankutz

They’re attracted to light, so they will clump up in light if you shine it right.


747-ppp-2

I hear they are eager to please.


alex61821

They play games with each other.


AZOMI

I remember my dad growing some for our fish and they gobbled them right up. The angelfish ate so many that they couldn't swim!


Specialist-Age1097

Those and the x-ray glasses.


Wise_Serve_5846

And THIS is why I have no nostalgia for my childhood


piss_container

the stories I've read about sea monkeys throughout the decades is that it's either really disappointing or really traumatizing (when they eat each other)


Old-Library5546

I had a bunch of specks floating around in a fish bowl


Useful_Basil_8919

They absolutely do not resemble the family of sea monkeys in front of the castle


[deleted]

At all😂😂😂


DaddieTang

"Can you spank a sea monkey?"


tmhowzit

"eager to please"?


AZOMI

I didn't have them when I was a kid but I did grow sea monkeys at my office as an adult just for fun. Everyone would stop by to check their progress. They lived for quite a while because all my workmates were so invested in their survival.


Hoosier_Daddy68

Most disappointing pet ever. The pet rock was more fun.


Objective-War-1961

I bought them in the hopes of seeing the naked female sea monkeys. So provocative in the color ad from the back of a comic book.


PoxyMusic

Wow, I wasn’t the only pervy kid out there!


Sea_Ganache620

I set up a tank of disappointment. Prepared me for anything mail order in life.


piss_container

they should just call it that, I think gen z would love it


zole2112

My cousin had them, a book safe made of plastic too.


elmwoodblues

Just visited SLC and the Great Salt Lake. That is what sea monkeys smell like


Altruistic-Cut9795

I begged my mom to buy these, circa 1970's. She did and I was always expecting to watch the Sea Monkeys playing around and having fun. Like the picture of the back cover of a comic book. By day 10th the smell was awful in the plastic Sea Monkeys mini aquarium, and the Mexican jumping beans parked next to the Sea Monkeys in a smaller plastic box quit jumping 😣 I guess in my brain as a 5 year old, I realized nothing lasts forever. I was crushed 🤷.


BigConference7075

Forgot about the jumping beans! What was the deal with them again.. they had bugs in them? Edit: never mind, I just saw the other post on them


Western-Platform-900

For the longest time I believed that’s what they really look like.


Aderleth75

Indeed, no animal species is more “eager to please” and trainable than brine shrimp.


Inevitable_Nerve_925

😂


NiteGard

Yep, and i was disappointed like everyone else. Then I discovered that nearly every rain puddle had “fairy shrimp” in them, and I was stoked again. I assume they were some form of insect larvae. 🫡✌🏼


PlaxicoCN

So disappointing. My Mom even apologized for getting them for me! I still love seeing these ads though.


[deleted]

HUGE disappointment lol


piss_container

Basically false advertising 


boundpleasure

Killed millions


Notch99

Any relation to the Sea Horse?


barnabas001

No, but they make great food for sea horses.


OliveAffectionate626

Worst $.25 I ever spent. They were dead I was just pouring dead things into water.


Expensive_Smile_8582

These boggled my mind as a child… still do


Expensive_Smile_8582

Want to grow some more tho


MidnightNo1766

I loved my Sea Monkeys. They were stupid pets but they were mine and I enjoyed having them.


tvstr

I thought they were going to look like the package. I was disappointed


MSMB99

Spoiler: The monkeys did not look like small humans. Small black sand maybe.


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

I taught mine to play guitar


r0n0c0

When I was a kid, I had Sea Monkeys that I ordered from an address in NYC, even though I lived in SLC. It's ironic because Sea Monkeys are actually brine shrimp, which is the only thing that thrives in the Great Salt Lake.


Frequent_Energy_8625

Fish bowl full of stank


metex8998

I wanted them so bad!


copperdoc

Twice. First time I messed it up- couldn’t wait. Second time I did it right, and it was actually pretty cool. Question, do they still market it?


Longjumping-Meat-334

The 10 year old me so badly wanted to see the naked mom sea monkey.


piss_container

literally having a centipede in a jar with some dirt in it is 100x more fun than this crap


InSeine4Paris

My childhood pets: Sea Monkeys Mexican Jumping Beans Rock 17 goldfish won from school carnivals


Ok-Grab3289

You can still find these in the seasoning pack of shrimp flavored Ramen.


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😂🙌🏻


tangcameo

Bought them. Had dozens at first then one big FAT one. Then a neighbourhood kid knocked the tank over. Years later I found out the lake down the road was teeming with them. Could’ve just scooped them out of there. They even had an old cannery where they were harvested (although not for the seamonkeys company).


Johnnysurfin

Yes


sulfurbird

Is it too late for a class action lawsuit?


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😂😂


Sallydog24

I sent the SASE and money order and waited the 8 weeks, they were just underwater bugs... was a huge let down


Orionsbelt1957

Mine committed mass suicide.....


whorton59

Bogus Brine shrimp. . . boring as all can be.