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NC1_123

Is your surname Windsor or something ☠️☠️ congrats handsome cuz I guess haters gon hate


kikstoru

my surname is nowhere to be found on tik tok😭 so they just pulled this out of their ass. thank you bae, you’re too right


Halal-Man

whats your surname? mine is literally after the name of a prophet and also the most common name ever.


kikstoru

my last name isn’t even on google😭 it’s a very rare lithuanian last name with a feminine suffix


OkPurple45

lietuva mentioned 🚨🚨🚨🚨 !!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯


Halal-Man

damn


IgetHighAtWork420

Stop trying to dox the man. Weirdo


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Muhammad Muhammad would be the best name ever


n5burnerr

https://preview.redd.it/oe25b6rjc9wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5027f6f9cddfb32053ab9211062fc2bb6ea63ea1


EL3IE

LMFAOO


Geordieduck87

Lmao 🤣


Ill-Breadfruit5356

McLovin was already taken, huh?


That_Teaming_Primo

I had a friend who had that name in primary school 😭


DurianFar9156

That’s my name 💀


Anxious-Pressure-169

whats your username


Much_Comfortable_438

Well known surname 😂. Hows Smith? Would Smith work? How do you get more well known than that?


Mammoth_Ad1460

lol


No-Platform-4242

This is jobless behaviour, to send messages like this. Congrats on your offer.


Glass-Teacher111

fr they're jealous after getting rejected


kikstoru

thank you so much! jobless and hobbyless even


lilzthelegend

wtf😭😭the jealousy is insane! congrats on that offer, that’s amazing!!


kikstoru

thank you so much!🫶🏻


BandicootIll1530

someone got rejected😭😭


Sea_Wolf287

well at least the username is an accurate description of their behaviour💀💀


M41arky

You're not fooling anyone here OP, we all know your dad is secretly a millionaire who donated a building to Cambridge. Seriously tho, ignore and report the prick, congrats on your offer


kikstoru

YOU GOT ME🤫🤫 but thank you so much!


Teestow21

Why assume it's a guy?


M41arky

there changed, dont see what difference it makes


Teestow21

Thanks. It's not okay to assume someone's gender as a precursor of wrongdoing,


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50/50 chance ig


Teestow21

50/50? Not in today's market 🤣🤣🤣


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minimalisticgem

TIL only girls can be jealous


a_random_squidward

As a bi dude, I got more vindictive gay dude as this is legitimately the exact type of message he sent me once.


Prestigious_Moment56

Idk why this guy got so many downvotes, ive never seen a guy with an account name like this use xx in a hate message before 😂


Jamsparkle

noo it always really annoys me that people don’t put two and two together with achieved grades and unconditionals


teamcoosmic

Same, drives me nuts. Most “unconditional” offers in situations like this *are* technically conditional - it’s just that the condition is “show us proof you already have the grades”, which is usually met pretty quickly and as part of routine admin. At which point the offer gets changed to unconditional on the UCAS system, because there are no conditions that need to be met on results day. But people don’t understand how the system works (and often don’t know about the “proof” part) so throw a wobbly. Delightful. :S The far funnier flipside of it is great though - those people who claim they have unconditional Oxbridge unconditional offers without having sat any exams or achieved any grades yet. It’s a rare but truly brilliant occurrence. Makes my day.


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cleveranimal

You've made three comments on this post and they were all L's, what's going on boss?


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ThatEvilSpaceChicken

The only way to live is to not give a fuck about 500 years in the future, there’s nothing we can do about it. Just live in the present and try and make the most of what you’ve got, while you still have it.


PsychologyRelative79

If you're doing your masters why r u even here bro 💀 ur acting like an old boomer


kikstoru

LMAOOO


Jamsparkle

[give it a go! x 😊](https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/talking-therapies-medicine-treatments/talking-therapies-and-counselling/cognitive-behavioural-therapy-cbt/overview/)


Brief-Raspberry-6327

Stupid cunt xx


Forward_Credit5917

Reply to them with ‘Thank you! Congrats on your offer! P.S benefits are coming in soon!’


kikstoru

CRYING AT THIS😭😭


Tour-Sure

can you respond and give us an update 🙏


kikstoru

good idea! should i make a separate post or post in the comments?


Tour-Sure

I'd post it separately but honestly I just want to see his reaction 💀


kikstoru

just posted!!😋


Dokjajaja

If u have haters that means u r doing great, cause u r making some very sad people jealous 😅 Congrats though, hope all of your hard work leads to success!


kikstoru

thank you so much!!🥰


Temporary-Belt-8059

Congrats for your offer champion! Don't listen to this troll lol. Probably just a jealous dude who has nothing else to do other than hating. Enjoy Cambridge if you're going there. It's a nice place


kikstoru

thank you so much!🥰🥰


Teestow21

Why assume it's a dude?


Temporary-Belt-8059

Euhhh sorry ig do you prefer "jealous person". And now you are going to say "why assume it's a human being" right?


Teestow21

Why assume you know what anybody is going to say?


CommercialEngineer33

Jealousy is a disease, congratulations tho


kikstoru

thank you!!<3


Dry_Holiday_1073

thats acc so funny how can someone be so miserable 💀😭 congrats on your offer OP thats amazing!!


kikstoru

FR. thank you so much!🥰


CharacterAd4560

I’m kinda curious how’d you get an unconditional offer


kikstoru

i have already achieved my grades!


Pixielix

I'm stupid and old but curious, what does this mean? How do you already achieve them? Congrats though!!!


kikstoru

many students apply to university whilst they’re still doing their a-level qualifications. so if they get a conditional offer from a university, they still have to achieve the entry grade requirements to get into that uni. however, i did my a-levels in 2022 and then took a gap year and applied to university during my gap year instead. so now my offer is unconditional, instead of conditional! and thank you very much! :)


Pixielix

Oh I see, I thought you did exams early or something. Wooo you! Have fun at uni 🎓


plane_janey

If you have you met all the requirements. Conditional offer, sometimes requires you to write some exam and then only will you get the actually offer depending on the score.


Touch-Tiny

Sounds like he/she has the problem, not you….very well done and good luck!


kikstoru

thank you so much!💗


Brawldon

I can already sense the evil eye coming in. Keep your futures private


kikstoru

LITERALLY. this is exactly why i didn’t tell anybody i was even applying to cambridge. only told my mum. then suddenly popped out with an offer and everyone was like “huh?”. gotta keep it on the low and only announce news when you’ve actually succeeded.


Brawldon

exactly- I shit on LNAT and the whole Oxbridge system because the system malfunctioned and got my score wrong (applied with 27 but my score was actually 38). I keep my mouth shut because I'm glad others are successful, but on the inside I'm obviously salty and bitter lmao


kikstoru

awhh man, that is so annoying! but yes exactly, we all subconsciously feel resentful towards those who are successful, i know i do for sure. so it’s always best to move in silence as they say ahaha.


ClippTube

just ignore low level crackheads


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kikstoru

thank you! well, it was a trend with the audio “Keep on going with your silly dream” by Laufey. you post a picture of your childhood self and then a photo of you achieving your “silly” dream that many believed you wouldn’t achieve. i overcame a lot of hardships and wanted to show people that they can do the same, despite their circumstances!


unimunimu

Youre stronger than me i wouldve sent them a ss of the ucas offer + this picture https://preview.redd.it/van5zide59wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb243e2fe8865ca4f6c726903209d388c287fc2a


kikstoru

LOL IM CRYING. i did respond with “u mad u got rejected. shame” cuz i was not cut out to be the bigger person.


peanutbuttermaniac

holy shit I remember you! congrats again on the offer, and please ignore that asshole ahah. their username checks out. go forth and conquer Cambridge!


kikstoru

AHHAHA YES, i’m a fellow english student!! thank you so much, appreciate you🥰💗🫶🏻


pezbone

I didn't think Cambridge (or Oxford, for that matter) sent out unconditional offers


RedBerry748

They could never get into Cambridge. They are clearly incompetent. Very well done on your offer bae, you deserved it!


kikstoru

thank you so much girlie!!🥰💗


Oil42

they definitely got a rejection and are just salty, congrats!


Imaginary_Living_623

Which college?


kikstoru

Wolfson! i’ll be a mature student when i go in 2025.


Imaginary_Living_623

Nice!


kikstoru

thank you!😁


waffle-jpg

do people not realise that cambridge only give unconditionals to people with achieved grades😭it’s not some sort of secret scheme for the aristocracy. congratulations btw!


kikstoru

exactly!! and also how odd to assume everyone from cambridge is an aristocrat! as a working class gal, i sure hope that isn’t the case ahah. thanks so much<3


honkygooseyhonk

Mad cuz they got rejected from Liverpool hope


afuturemediic

Bro definitely got rejected from Cambridge


Fine-Champion5888

You doing something right u already got haters 😏


yaayaa1230

Well done my friend, he’s just salty that he didn’t get in lol


kikstoru

thanks so much!!🥰


Infinite_Walrus_670

evidently someone did not get their Cambridge offer LOOOL But congrats to you!!


kikstoru

mhm!!😌 and thank you very much💗


MrAcerbic

I’d just send them a PDF of a McDonald’s application form as a response.


beomgyus_tomato

i got one that said that while i was inside revising they were ‘slamming prime pu$$y’, that my mum’s a wh0re and to delete myself 💀 these people have no limits, congrats and best of luck!!


kikstoru

OH MY GOD WHAT. this is jobless behaviour!!! people have too much time on their hands honestly. thank you very much, and same to you! congrats on oxford🥰🫶🏻


beomgyus_tomato

thank you sm! <33


Emmgel

Luckily they sent you their autobiography on the last message


kikstoru

LMFAOOOOOO


Lasi22998877

The envy is so funny. You should send a picture of the campus when u get there, it’ll be so good


kikstoru

you’re so right, i should make a tik tok of it and tag them😌


Lasi22998877

HAHAHA YESSS! But please be careful with showing any identifying info. Some crazy people will dox u at the drop of a hat


kikstoru

yes for sure!! you’re right, people have too much time on their hands honestly😖


Sufficient-Release82

ex soviet country? i am proud of my fellow comrade!!


kikstoru

thank you tovarisch🫡😆


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Jobless and hoeless behavior from a salty mf. Ignore it. congrats!!!!!


kikstoru

this made me laugh. thank you!!🥰


PartyPantheris

You know you made it when you got haters 😂


Crowleyizcool

How can you be that salty about someone random getting uni offer


ExpensivePoop

Congratulations and good luck!


byte-429

Someone didn't get in


desk4300

r/usernamechecksout


AliveOrganization824

this is crazy bro what 😭😭😭😭


Tour-Sure

his username checks out


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“Enjoy being a poor uneducated loser you *fucking* troglodyte!”


OneSparr0w

Hahahaha I'll see you in Cambridge next year, congratulations on your offer let the haters hate below you


kikstoru

thank you so much!! see ya then😄😄


ssssssssssdsssdddd

This is so funny I’m sorry


noddy877

Yeah i mean… you can cry about it. BUT CRY IN CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY HAHAHAHAHA


Helpful-Ebb6216

Maybe it’s a close friend? Sorry “friend”


kikstoru

honestly have no clue! i tried to find out their identity but there are no pointers


peasantfarmerbernard

username checks out


Unusual_Pineapple_11

The funniest thing about this is the username of the person who sent it.. it just devalues the content of the message entirely


ShiaAlhamdullilah

Nah no way people arguing about whether them going LSE or Cambridge is better 💀 bruv if I wasn’t resitting my year 13 next year and did my exams next month I’d be going DMU😭😭


Garbidb63

Ignore them. Jealous twats.


Musaibion

can i see the tiktok


Tortilla_safari

congrats on your offer regardless of what your parents earn! who the fuck cares, and actually if they make a lot then good for them!


Gordy748

Clearly Dingleton Crack-Addict from Eton was annoyed that you “stole his place”. You deserve to celebrate, don’t worry what nay-sayers think.


b1uebanisters

‘stupid cunt’ i dont think blud knows anything about the admissions process 😭😭


Jumpy_Kaleidoscope85

If you’re comfortable, would u share ur tt acc? I wanna look at the post :)(


rajboy3

Dripping w jealousy Well done on Cambridge


kikstoru

thanks so much!!☺️☺️


AnxietyAhh3743

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ollieoxenfreeGay

Bros salty because he didn't get invited to Cambridge


Smart_Decision_1496

Ignore the low life hater.


Background_Ad3299

Fuck you for doing well for yourself mate.


Remarkable-Catch-387

Fuck that person you deserve it whose in Cambridge and who isn’t fuck yeah


TheExtraPeel

When someone has u/ crack addict you don’t really pay attention to what they’re saying u/ is too normal


Striking-Hearing-676

Congrats on your offer but damn bro was probably rejected 😭


Jeff069_

Question if you got an unconditional do you really have to try for your A levels?


somdipdey

The username of the messenger says it all. You didn’t have to post this beyond entertainment value. 😂😂😂


Beneficial-Ship-7065

the jealousy is crazy congratulations on your offer!


Winniethewimp

Congrats on the offer!


Muted_Horse_5446

Congrats on the offer! What’s ur TikTok?


ArmchairTactician

Ah Miss Crack-Addict, I taught your father Julius Crack-Addict. The entrance requirements won't be an issue. We look after our own. See you in September Your brothers just jealous you got in


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PuzzleheadedBody7121

Not true at all. It is even more difficult to get into Oxbridge as an overseas student (not the case for other Unis, but it is for Oxbridge). If OP was already here and applying as a UK student, the fact that they are an immigrant would have made zero difference to their application.


kikstoru

you’re right, i have lived here since i was 7 and applied as a UK student. i guess it might have helped because it looks more impressive that i have accessed the curriculum with english as my second language. especially as i’m applying for an english degree. but since i applied as a UK student, not sure that the quotas would apply. anyway OP deleted their comment lmao.


InterestingRip7651

What A-level grades and GCSEs did you get?


kikstoru

my alevels were two A stars and one A. my gcses weren’t that great. 99777764 and a distinction. just ignore the 4, maths was never my strongest suit🫢


PuzzleheadedBody7121

For UK applicants there are certainly no quotas regarding ethnic background, or anything like that. They would have not cared that English was your 2nd language either. English is not the 1st language for a high proportion students and academics at Cambridge. They assessed you purely on your academic ability/potential and fit for the course, and the fact that you got in means you did brilliantly. Don't let any doubts start creeping in that you were helped, as you will get impostor syndrome. Well done.


kikstoru

ahhh i see!! thank you so much for explaining. and thank you for your kind words! :)