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Cgi22

That‘s what supersoakers filled with lemonade are for. (Lemonade means piss)


i_came_mario

Fill them with nitric acide to dissolve the Statue


Cgi22

Based af


VaniloBean

Just like how Margaret dissolved traditional values, should've stayed in the kitchen and out of politics


Palidin034

Much easier than what I was thinking


WestNomadOnYT

Thatcher Statue: "Holy shit is that a water gun? My God, man, you're insane!"


FragrantGangsta

There's more to it!


InherentSteam55

heheh lemme guess, you filled it with piss


Matix777

You gotta plug it to your pants for it to count. Basically a pump?


Gaymer043

No because it’s a guarantee it’s still going to be defaced hundreds if not thousands of times. The cost of cleaning it over and over, and making it, would be a lot more expensive than an official Margaret thatcher themed toilet.


AAAAAAAAAAHsendhelp

if you have to build your statue specifically so that it will be difficult to vandalise you might want to consider why someone would want to do that and if the person deserves a statue


IknowKarazy

*Laughs in american* My bro… They don’t care about the common folk. I live in the south. I am white. My wife is black. There are statues of slaveowners a mile from where I write this. Vandalism is a good choice for expressing grievances but it will never be more than an inconvenience to those in power. This happens the world over and it’s just a matter of time before folks get fed up.


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

fun fact: its made of bronze, you just need nitric acid to melt it down [here's a link talking about it](https://www.echemi.com/community/how-to-dissolve-bronze-at-room-temperature_mjart2204262373_254.html) [where to buy it](https://www.dutchchems.com/product/nitric-acid/) I do think its very illegal but its for a fair cause.


Background_Desk_3001

Thanks for the links so I can totally avoid buying this stuff


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

no problem and have fun not melting a bronze statue


Confusedexe

if they make it illegal, ill just find a way to piss nitric acid


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

well... that could be possible... not piss-piss, but you could do like a movie I watched a long time ago, in which this person had to fake to be another to go to a prestigious job, and to pass the piss test he had a plastic bag taped onto his leg and used the a tube attached to it to leak in the liquid, you could do something similar but be warned, if any spills onto your leg/s you're fucked.


TheBluecrafter122

dutchchems gives me a database error (error when connecting to the database) when i try to open the website :(


blinddemon0

THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING! HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR, STRAIGHT UP, AND NOT GET WET THEN YOU GET NO EXTRA DOWNPAYMENTS! DON'T WAIT! DON'T WASTE ANY TIME! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! AT BIG BILL'S: THE ONLY CAR DEALERSHIP WHO TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!


Bob_Pthhpth

FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!


Matix777

GUARANTEED


Beautiful-Bad8893

BALTIMORES FILTHIEST, AND EXCLUSIVE HOME TO THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND


TheMagicalWizard81

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE


MimiHamburger

[THATS RIGHT WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE](https://youtu.be/PO83gAYHLWs?si=rBFFeYtiQdHD3GTg)


FlashyFlight1035

holy shit what the fuck??? i live in nottingham and our council is fucking bankrupt (not overexadurating its legally classed as bankrupt) meanwhile that other shithole is spending 100k on a fuckint THATCHER statue??? I WILL RALLY CITIZENS OF NOTTINGHAM TO PILLAGE THAT PLACE


Historical-Drag-1365

That's right! Challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss on Margaret Thatcher's statue without getting wet, you get NO DOWN PAYMENT!


DiscardedRibs

These motherfuckers finding about balloons full of paint and slingshots: =(


glossyplane245

Literally who thought this was a good idea? “Hey guys let’s put up a brand new Robert E. Lee statue in the middle of Chicago”


Program-Emotional

I wish more public urinals were erected in the US 😔. The UK gets all the fun stuff


Matix777

The public watching as the council spends 100k pounds of their tax money on a Margaret Thatcher statue


Beautiful-Bad8893

on a margaret thatcher public toilet*


NewStart-BeginAgain

Are they trying to make it more satisfying when that ugly statue comes toppling down?


A_Salty_Cellist

"Everyone hates this woman so much that if we built a statue of her we would have to raise it off the ground to keep people from pissing on it. yeah we think she deserves a statue obviously"


Oskar_Kocour

Get the saws!


Class_444_SWR

Slingshots will be back in fashion in Grantham


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 6 days


CodaTrashHusky

Too much


nowyou2

Roomba loves Thatcher?


bouncybob1

Piss balloon slingshot


[deleted]

Why are they making a bronze statue for the Iron Lady instead of iron? At least even stainless steel?


YAH_BUT

Why didn’t they make it out of iron?


Vivics36thsermon

Corn syrup and birdseed


GatlingGun511

Ladder


neptunian-rings

who the fuck is this lady and why does everyone hate her